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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 1 day ago 100%

    It could brick your device, carful

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost How should we name it?
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 days ago 100%

    I kinda did :)

    I believe it's a planet

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  • interessant Intéressant [Espace] Starliner : bloqués dans l'ISS jusqu'en 2025, les deux astronautes sortent du silence
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 days ago 100%

    Oui, sur mobile c'était la meilleure solution

    Les pauvres astronautes, c'est quand même la honte pour Boeing

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  • interessant Intéressant [Espace] Starliner : bloqués dans l'ISS jusqu'en 2025, les deux astronautes sortent du silence
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 days ago 100%

    You have to origami your schlong into a flower or a bird of your choice

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost How should we name it?
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 4 days ago 100%

    I believe that's a planet

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  • unpopularopinion Unpopular Opinion We need to stop using /s unless there is a need.
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  • whitepeopletwitter People Twitter Seems to be mixing up places more often now
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 7 days ago 100%

    Right no need to travel everywhere + all the venues where they won't let him in because he hasn't paid for the last time he went there

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  • whitepeopletwitter People Twitter Seems to be mixing up places more often now
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 7 days ago 100%

    there was only a 2% chance to be correct, don't bash on him with such low odds!

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  • 196 196 French rule
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 1 week ago 100%

    yeah really interesting in this case both come from Latin, and both made their way in the modern languages, one in its masculine form the other in its feminine form.

    • Pullus (adj.) very small (animal), a young rooster, "pulla" for the female chicken. French : la poule
    • Gallus (name) rooster, "gallina" for the female chicken. French : le gallinacé (a chicken specimen, member of the species Gallus domestica)
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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Local cuisine
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 1 week ago 100%
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  • 196 196 French rule
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 1 week ago 100%

    And in French everything has a gender: a table? Definitely a she. A coat hanger? Looks like a he to me. A car? Look at those curves, she it is. That truck though, totally masculine. But the trailer behind it, still a she.

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions As a non-techie, where/how can I find out if software is safe?
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 1 week ago 100%

    Mostly if you find an attached GitHub repository to the software, you can have a bit more trust in it than otherwise, it means that the developer is putting their cards on the table and not trying to hide something nefarious. Of course there are caveats to this but it's a good start.

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  • css CSS CSS, select an element that have div:not(something) possible ? [ solved ]
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 2 weeks ago 100%

    Yeah the space after the first div in your post means that the :not() will behave like #container > div *:not()

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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 2 weeks ago 100%

    schei... ich meine... klar, werde ich absolut tun ^^'

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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 2 weeks ago 100%

    Oah mega, probiere ich am wochenende! 🤩

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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 2 weeks ago 100%

    aaah das macht schon bissl mehr sinn, danke ^^

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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 2 weeks ago 92%

    Häh wie soll man denn die Mais Käse Flips als Pizza Belag anwenden? Zerbröseln und überbacken? Was für ein Quatsch.

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  • showsandmovies Shows and TV 5 Reasons to Start Watching 'Slow Horses'
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 2 weeks ago 100%

    It took me 3 episodes to recognize Gary Oldman, that was quite the transformation :D

    Great bunch of losers, it's a refreshing sight compared to the usual super cops who solve everything every time

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  • showerthoughts Showerthoughts If seeing someone 4 days consecutively is seeing them 4 days in a row, does that mean seeing someone every Monday of a month is seeing them 4 days in a column?
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 2 weeks ago 100%

    In a three dimensional calendar that could work, 4 days deep ?

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  • dadjokes Dad Jokes Where the robber meets the road
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 2 weeks ago 100%

    There no rim or reason to this crime

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  • 196 196 France rule
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    The arrest is because telegram is not encrypted by default, has access to everything, and still doesn't remove illegal stuff from their platform.

    But weakening or interdicting of encryption has been on the playbook of authoritarians for a long time now.

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  • tchncs ..:: tchncs ::.. [mostly completed] Server maintenance August 30
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    Thank you for your service 🫡

    🫶

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  • diwhy DiWHY We frankenstein'd something this morning
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    I'm in Germany, but I'm pretty sure we broke 2 local and 3 federal laws ^^'

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    DiWHY morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 100%
    We frankenstein'd something this morning

    The switch that turns the concrete mixer broke and only stays on if you keep it pressed, but we already put cement and water into it so we had to keep going. So I got a couple of clamps :) A new switch has been ordered, but it's gonna take 2 weeks to come from China.

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    nottheonion Not The Onion Harris pledges to appoint a Republican to her Cabinet if elected
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    I came for this comment, Ainsley Hayes was a fun character

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  • technology Technology Questions about the safety of Tesla's 'Full Self-Driving' system are growing
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 80%

    I don't even want to turn on the speed limiter because I'm getting random fantom breaking, it's really infuriating.

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  • adhd ADHD memes Critical hit when it's your life partner
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 93%

    Sneaky, I like it

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  • adhd ADHD memes Critical hit when it's your life partner
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 98%

    I'll pause anyway! We're in this together.

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  • guitars guitars Can anyone identify this guitar or does anyone know anything about it?
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    <3 happy you could find out more about it! really nice to have an historic piece like that, it's beautiful

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  • guitars guitars Can anyone identify this guitar or does anyone know anything about it?
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    That word can have many meanings, it sounds like "the actualized/current version made in the 50s", if there were older models for example

    https://dict.leo.org/german-english/aktuell

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  • microblogmemes Microblog Memes The skill it must have taken to pull this off
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    She did the Picard maneuver I think

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  • guitars guitars Can anyone identify this guitar or does anyone know anything about it?
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    Yes this is the German way to write the 1950s, 1960s, 1970s: 50er (Fünfziger), 60er (Sechsiger), 70er (Siebziger).

    The answer, I think, means that it's an original Hanika design, possibly from the 1950s. in the following decades they then had Hanika build guitars to their specifications.

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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    Ozark <3

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  • science_memes Science Memes Bill! BILL! Bill! BILL!
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 4 weeks ago 100%

    We still are!

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  • science_memes Science Memes Bill! BILL! Bill! BILL!
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 4 weeks ago 100%

    a friend of mine got a CASIO watch with an integrated IR emitter and would always cause havoc when the TV was out

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  • belgique Belgique Valérie Glatigny : 'Personne ne comprendrait que des professeurs partent en grève en rentrant de vacances'
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 4 weeks ago 100%

    En France je pense que tout le monde comprendrait ! La grève c'est pas fait pour arranger le monde, plus ça crée de désagrément plus c'est efficace.

    Soutien au personnel enseignant, c'est un boulot dur, avoir une stabilité contractuelle me semble plus qu'adéquat.

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  • guitars guitars Can anyone identify this guitar or does anyone know anything about it?
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 4 weeks ago 100%

    Awesome! if you need me to help with the translation I will happily oblige

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  • guitars guitars Can anyone identify this guitar or does anyone know anything about it?
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  • morgunkorn morgunkorn 4 weeks ago 100%

    The company still exists and you can probably ask them directly: https://www.musik-glaesel.de/unser-team.html

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  • funny Funny: Home of the Haha Who has been using this bathroom
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    I think a whitelist would be more efficient than a blacklist at this point ^^

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    Zadig has arrived in his forever home 🥰 https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/f3847824-2cff-4199-9fc8-c7d0cfdc654d.jpeg

    So far he's confined to the living room to get slowly used to the new place

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    Hermitcraft morgunkorn 1 month ago 96%
    Scarland, here I come! 🥰🤩

    The book with fan art from Scarland in Hermitcraft Season 9 arrived today in the mail, with an awesome sheet of stickers and a Season 10 flyer! Super excited :D

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    Dad Jokes morgunkorn 1 month ago 97%
    In Sweden anyone can become prime minister

    Except for IKEA executives, they would spend 4 years assembling the cabinet.

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    aww morgunkorn 1 month ago 90%
    Behold, Shana has evolved to a supreme being https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/fb956c8d-31db-45db-941e-e0f4b65d0d31.png

    I took a picture of my baby Siamese cat the other day and the sun rays made her look really angelic! My friend surprised me with this drawing early this morning and I'm absolutely in awe 🥰😇 Artist's page: https://meow.social/@LumiaP2L/112941916531829510

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    ich_iel morgunkorn 2 months ago 88%
    ich🎥🍆iel

    Alter Bildschuss vom Handy

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    ich_iel morgunkorn 2 months ago 92%
    ich🥨🇮🇩🍻iel
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    aww morgunkorn 2 months ago 98%
    Meet Zadig, little Maine Coon

    He's coming to my friends's family in 8 weeks, still spending some time with his momma until he's ready

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    Dad Jokes morgunkorn 2 months ago 99%
    Never trust a Train...

    They have Loco Motives !

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    Hermitcraft morgunkorn 2 months ago 100%
    [ImpulseSV] Ore snatching much sir?

    New information has surfaced, Docm77's revenge is cooking https://www.twitch.tv/impulsesv/clip/ComfortableAdventurousPorcupineDancingBanana-fDjAwcFEjgc5OqDE

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    Do It Yourself morgunkorn 2 months ago 100%
    Update 4: vaulted Root Cellar build

    Hi everyone! A slow week went by, with daily heavy rains it's not always easy to find the motivation to work outside. We installed a 50 square meter fleece and pond liner on top of the build, and started backfilling with dirt. ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/2e4b721c-13e8-457b-9da9-7770f1db03cb.jpeg) It's a lot of work because we have to dig the overgrown pile of dirt that's been sitting for 5 years on our lot, first getting rid of the roots in the top soil. But we have to do this manually as the back is only reachable through a narrow path in our neighbor's garden. My partner also installed the electrical panel with 24V circuits for RGBW LED strips, a PoE WiFi access point and connected the wall outlets to the 230V main. It was temporarily connected to test how bright the strips will be. They will later be mounted in metal railings across the whole length of the lower brick line, with a wood cladding. ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/0e947b3a-235a-4ff4-9664-8a076e181b78.jpeg) ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/0049b424-a727-4bfb-bf4c-3fcd1f29a8ae.jpeg) We will then have to dig a 20 meter trench from the house main electric supply, lay a PVC pipe and pull a 3-phase copper line to the cellar. This will be the garden hub to provide electricity to the future outdoor kitchen. ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/0cc1e2c7-33d5-4aea-ae09-ad9f18ed47c8.jpeg) The next few days we will work on the mortar joints, using the multitool diamond blades that arrived in the mail to finish the cleanup before grouting all the joints cleanly. Have a great week and keep on doing it yourself! ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/e0981178-7ad9-4e87-b4ac-7032dad7cfc0.jpeg)

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    cats morgunkorn 2 months ago 99%
    Friendly encounter https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/d5d7d66b-cf18-4d1d-b52c-59cd57dc35e3.jpeg

    This beauty was cuddling with a car when I went past her on my bike. I stopped and she came to me and purred immediately, very sweet ☺️

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    Hermitcraft morgunkorn 3 months ago 100%
    [JoeHills] Immersive 4k spherical recording of Cleo vs. Doc Trial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVJnJieO1lk

    This is so incredible to watch, you feel like you're one of the hermits :D

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    Gauchiasses morgunkorn 3 months ago 100%
    Veni vidi Vichy

    Une du journal communiste italien "il manifesto" du 2 juillet 2024 > # Veni vidi Vichy > > Le gouvernement a ouvert la porte à la droite, et en anticipant le vote, il l'a ouverte en grand. Et maintenant Macron reste vague sur la désolidarisation (?) avec le Front populaire, et beaucoup de macroniens la rejettent. La gauche avec ses candidats fait "barrage", mais le second tour risque de ramener la France à son passé noir.

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    Do It Yourself morgunkorn 3 months ago 100%
    Update 3: root cellar with vaulted ceiling

    Hi everyone It's been a while, I skipped a couple of weeks to get things going on our project! [Last time I wrote](https://beehaw.org/post/14353137) we had finished 3 slices of the roof. In the meantime, we finished the 4 next ones and completed the roof. ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/d2b6d009-4f35-43f5-b095-81dcafdcc21a.jpeg) Eventually we were able to do a complete layer in one day, the second one on top the following day, and move the wooden structure the third day. We held off laying the last slice to finish the front wall (and be eventually able to attach the ceiling to it), making a door lintel out of cinderblocks and reinforced concrete. ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/25e79743-e3fd-4237-a674-e0ec8f8255e5.jpeg) The suspense was high whether we would have enough bricks to finish the project and it turned out we had just 3 extra at the end! ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/a5687f84-df11-47b1-ad6c-1dafaf0b5723.jpeg) One of the bricks revealed a handwritten signature which turns out to mean "Ludwig Herman". We are still investigating who and when :) ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/1e64ee69-a62c-460d-be8e-07d2490f1389.jpeg) Next, we will spend many hours cleaning the grout from the inside to free the bricks and make nice regular joints. Then we will insulate the outside with a pond liner and cover the root cellar under a thick layer of dirt. ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/c59d0c7d-74fb-4e35-96af-a7d0b1abb355.jpeg) See you soon!

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    Memes morgunkorn 3 months ago 95%
    Attempt at trading with a child

    [reference](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/be818532-a098-4b56-825f-9de633a6ff4e.jpeg)

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    It's whiskers lickin' good
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    DACH - jetzt auf feddit.org morgunkorn 3 months ago 96%
    Schrift auf Ziegelstein entziffern [gelöst]

    Hi! Ich baue aktuell einen Erdkeller mit einem Tonnengewölbe aus Ziegelsteine die von alten Gebäuden gewonnen wurden. Beim Säubern habe ich eine Handschrift unter dem Kalkzement enthüllt und wundere was es bedeutet. Kann jemand hier vielleicht helfen? Danke ☺️ Die obere Zeile sieht wie "Ludwig" aus Ich habe auch versucht auf dem Foto die Rinnen nachzumalen, vielleicht hilft das? ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/5f30d1b5-edb5-4f27-8e76-5f77dc8624aa.jpeg) Mehr über das Bauprojekt [hier 1/2](https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/16736898) und [hier 2/2](https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/17131565)

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    Do It Yourself morgunkorn 3 months ago 100%
    Update 2: vaulted root cellar

    Hello everyone! Thank you for all the positive comments last week. We managed to double the length of the vaulted roof, laying the 3rd and 4th slice, in four 3 to 4-hour sessions. ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/9448659e-97b3-49c5-b12d-2a033354659c.jpeg) The bricks are from old dismantled buildings, still covered in lime cement and need to be submerged in water and brushed individually. My SO is doing the laying, and I'm cleaning + assessing each brick. ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/9c74afbf-35cf-4fc0-8dff-b770b8bd4cac.jpeg) We also get better with putting a smaller amount of grout to avoid spilling, because it's going to be a lot of work to clean all the joints. ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/963022df-e351-4777-b08f-105b655835d3.jpeg) This week, we expect to be able to lay 2 additional rows, and next week do the last slice, finish the door lintel (new word!) and front wall. Lastly, a picture of me, because you know, we're getting familiar in the c/Do It Yourself family <3 Have a great week everyone! ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/4b486775-6840-4db5-88ea-86c505b355f0.jpeg)

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    Do It Yourself morgunkorn 4 months ago 99%
    Doing masonry for a root cellar vaulted ceiling

    Decided to build something rather complex as a first project and it's proving challenging at ever step of the way, but I'm really proud of how it's turning out. We'll have a lot of work to clean the joints but it's going to be worth it I think. Something for the generations to come, if it doesn't collapse :-) ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/be2ea5e3-9c0a-416e-b1aa-e030a91898ac.jpeg) ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/f97a5c75-5cf6-4134-b56a-32a2b8e890a4.jpeg) ![](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/c259c399-033b-47b0-a0b5-e88b137572d3.jpeg)

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    Shana needs warmth (and love)
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    Hermitcraft morgunkorn 6 months ago 100%
    Logos for the shops of Season 10

    This was relayed by docm77

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    Hermitcraft morgunkorn 6 months ago 97%
    A picture of Etho's desk is circulating

    Mumbo's latest video surely made people wonder a lot about how the hermits play, it was hilarious! Sauce: [Mastodon](https://furry.engineer/@anomalocarididae/112118780860229371)

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    Shirts That Go Hard morgunkorn 7 months ago 45%
    Litterally

    The misspelling of "literally" makes it even better

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    FoodPorn morgunkorn 8 months ago 99%
    Baked pastries for my colleagues

    Today I celebrated my 11th year in my company and spent 2 days baking a variety of pastries - strawberry yogurt mousse twisters with velvet chocolate cover - mango & passion mascarpone spheres with mirror glaze - banana caramel chocolate mousses with velvet chocolate cover - mini lemon tart with Italian meringue - mini star anise chocolate ganache tarts - opéra layered cake with coffee buttercream and chocolate ganache

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    YUROP morgunkorn 8 months ago 93%
    special characters are dope

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.nu/post/3016846 > ``` > \ö/ > | > /Ï\ > / \ > ```

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    YUROP morgunkorn 8 months ago 95%
    Kudos Belarussians
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    YUROP morgunkorn 8 months ago 95%
    YUROPean values

    Freedom to take a third job to repay that medical debt

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