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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19849935
Oh no, not just my build server, Microsofts build server... Everyones' Azure build server - (if you're building on windows)
var Turtle1 var Turtle2 var Is_Turtle
Edit: @Successful_Try543@feddit.org solved it. It says "one special character". Not "at least one".
If we can collectively agree to make unsigned types like uint and ushort the default. Then the signed long type would sound a lot funnier
As a developer that learned it once, a long time ago, naturally I sign to the pledge... I have some doubts if I should mark it NSFW.
It used to be the Greatest advancement in Microsoft's purchased software ever! Plus teams... Now I got One Note which should be renamed "Several Notes" There's the one from the browser, the one from One Note student version, the pro version, the purple tab version, the gray tab version etc. and you can make any of them look different. You can have vertical tabs or horizontal tabs. It's like Linux except there's no actual functionality difference, it's just so different that you can't fucking follow what anyone else did on the same exact page. In the browser it might be highlighted with Roman Times font, yours might look like Arial font with no highlight but the background is light blue. Anyway the app is a total trainwreck. It's still very useful but it's less effective if the thing looks and behaves so different that I don't understand where we're at on the page each time a member of my team presents it via teams..... and thanks Microsoft for not having a simple button to maximize the page being presented. 5 minutes off every meeting is spent figuring out how to maximize the God damn content followed by or preceding a good 10 minutes of figuring out which is the mic or sound card or monitor you're supposed to be presenting on, followed by ...can you see it yet? Can you hear me? Can I hear them, I'll just rejoin, can you make it bigger? You can make it bigger if you remove the waste of space that is the big ass blocks with everyone's name on them! Ok how? Click here! No, go to view. I swear I've noticed it under preferences! No this is the browser version! Why can't It just install it on everyone's computer and all presentation rooms? Blah blah...ok we're ready to present but we're 5 minutes over. Thanks everyone who came! Thanks bye!...bye!, bye! Bye guys!..... Hold on. A sec I didn't even come! What kind of company is this? The slide wasn't even that sort of material that makes me come. Well fine bye! I'll just come later to the Sears catalog.....who was that guy? It will check! All joiners leave the meeting, the stage closes it's curtains abruptly....a woman still crying in the back corner...mhaaa! It's so good because it's true!. The END
Let's imagine the possibilities and theoretically demo the results based on current knowledge: 1) yes AI made the process fast and the patient did not die unnecessarily. 2) same but the patient died well. 3) same but the patient died. 4) same as either 1, 2, or 3 but AI made things slower. Demo: Pharmacy: Patient requires amoxicillin for a painful infection of the ear while allergic to penicillin: AI: Sure! You will find penicillin in Isle 23 box number 5. Pharmacy: the patient needs amoxicillin actually. AI: Sure! The Patient must have an allergic reaction to more commonly used anti inflammatory medications. Pharmacy: actually amoxicillin is more of an antibiotic, where can I find it? AI: Sure! While you are correct that amoxicillin is an antibiotic, it is a well studied result that after an infection inflammation is reduced. You can find the inflammation through out the body including the region where the infection is located. Pharmacy: amoxicillin location! AI: Sure! Amoxicillin was invented in Beecham Research Laboratories.
What my friends think when I tell them it's not that hard to switch to Linux nowadays
Searched up "the I in LLM" using Brave Search to find the link to [this article](https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2024/01/02/the-i-in-llm-stands-for-intelligence/) and got given this very helpful AI summary! Alt: The i in llm According to various sources, including experts and researchers, the “I” in LLM (Large Language Model) indeed represents Intelligence. LLMs are designed to mimic human-like intelligence by processing and generating vast amounts of natural language data. They utilize complex algorithms and neural networks to learn patterns, relationships, and context, enabling them to understand, summarize, generate, and predict new content. In essence, the “I” in LLM signifies the model’s ability to: - Reason and infer meaning from text - Recognize patterns and relationships - Generate coherent and contextually relevant text - Adapt to new information and refine its understanding This intelligence is achieved through massive training datasets, advanced algorithms, and computational power. As a result, LLMs have become increasingly sophisticated, enabling applications such as language translation, text summarization, and even creative writing. In summary, the “I” in LLM represents the model’s core capability: Intelligence, which enables it to process and generate human-like language with remarkable accuracy and flexibility.
