lars 3 days ago • 100%
The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.
lars 5 days ago • 100%
True, but I feel like in these discussions I really need to know which fruit it was that God was chatting with Great-Grandma about that afternoon.
lars 2 weeks ago • 100%
I feared Trump a lot less after Bush broke me. I fear another Trump less even. Younger, more idealistic me would vomit with disappointment in my shrugging and sighing instead of seething and yelling.
lars 2 weeks ago • 100%
Sometimes I attend 12-step meetings again for social reasons or friendly support or job hunting and even the boilerplate texts will still make me be like “What in the tarnation?” Like literal tarnation.
lars 2 weeks ago • 100%
Those war criminals in DC in later Bush administrations were so appalling and demoralizing that it’s hard to remember they’re able to be right about any single thing.
lars 2 weeks ago • 7%
Wow that Donald Trump guy is starting to look attractive for the first time in human history.
lars 2 weeks ago • 100%
I never have a pithy way to correct people who mention survival of the fittest.
It is, in fact, only survival of the fit enough.
lars 2 weeks ago • 100%
This is the only Reddit tradition that has no name. But we used to celebrate it at least once every three months, if I can recall correctly.
lars 2 weeks ago • 100%
They’d be super offensés if they could speak a real language. Thanks for half our vocabulary, suckeurs.
lars 2 weeks ago • 100%
Please, no. I need to believe there’s still a place where things aren’t worsening.
lars 3 weeks ago • 100%
cleverly also called “dogfooding”
lars 3 weeks ago • 100%
Sapiosexuals rise up. Then ejaculate.
lars 3 weeks ago • 100%
Unambiguous pedantry suffices
lars 3 weeks ago • 100%
When I don’t, I act like I do, and the rest takes care of itself. Plus more friends plus more actual confidence.
lars 4 weeks ago • 100%
It takes a village. Don’t kinkshame. Do nazishame. Do wealthhordeshame.
lars 1 month ago • 100%
“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.
—me to the neighbor’s mailbox
lars 1 month ago • 100%
I’m partial to The 5.6.7.8’s, myself
lars 1 month ago • 100%
Omg I haaaaate the 9/11s. If they ever find out who was driving those planes, we should probs kill them.
lars 1 month ago • 100%
And praise baby Jesus for OP living someplace where guns are harder to get than healthcare is.
lars 1 month ago • 100%
Someone who said that “Trump spends less time on track than a decommissioned train car” was trying to understand why Trump said the speech was about the economy. Now we know.
lars 1 month ago • 100%
Haven’t you shown her the chart with the pirates? Can’t argue with science.
lars 1 month ago • 100%
Philippines- and rosary-loving atheist here. She’s a keeper.
lars 1 month ago • 100%
This thread’s unaliving me
lars 1 month ago • 100%
Win–win, Pangloss
lars 1 month ago • 100%
I’m sure my Mac can open my 2004 .sit file. Don’t question me. 🧐
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/23677247 > Ensh*ttification > > https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/112956803111115013
lars 1 month ago • 100%
The guyliner
lars 1 month ago • 100%
Sometimes after a hard day, all it takes is a Sicko to cheer me right the fuck up for a bit.
lars 1 month ago • 100%
Even lawyers pretend that magical phrases are more powerful. I knew one who insisted on “in their care, custody, and/or control” instead of “has” or even “in their care”. It was telling that she also thought it was preposterous to say “in their care, and/or custody, and/or control”.
lars 1 month ago • 100%
Is there an Occam’s razor when someone shows up in the clothes they were wearing 30 years ago?
lars 1 month ago • 100%
I’m super delighted there’s federated Forteana!
lars 1 month ago • 100%
God I really need to spend more time in hospitals
lars 1 month ago • 100%
I wish I lived in a purple state so I could imaginatively and maliciously encourage voters with bad ideas to stay home. Mwahaha and such.
lars 1 month ago • 100%
Anyone else get ptsd flashbacks to:
- “aitch tee tee pee
esscolon backslash backslash…” or - “the email address is all lowercase, all one word…”
lars 1 month ago • 100%
almond mom
Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem
“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”
lars 1 month ago • 100%
The comments were the most fun I’ve had a explainxkcd for a while—thank you.
lars 1 month ago • 100%
Oh you must be my old upstairs neighbor—send the rest of the dance troupe my best!
lars 1 month ago • 100%
Really makes you wonder what
WITH A LADDER
meant back in the time of the X.K.C.D.
lars 1 month ago • 100%
brings back memories…
of 5 minutes ago when the SOV opposition finally finished their sentence
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/18281066 > Least long-winded speech of Cicero
1. never signed up for anything like this, 2. never donated to or signed up for emails from the DNC, et al., 3. political texts like this come all the time, and 4. I hesitate to reply “stop” because I don’t want them to know this is a live number (is my instinct here outdated/inapplicable?)
This sounds made up. I purchased a song on iTunes a long time ago, during the time that an Apple ID was required to unlock access to the file. I lost access to the associated email address and Apple ID password. I don’t want to steal a song that I morally own. How do I unlock the file without the Apple ID password?
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17689141 > I'll just save them in this folder so that I can totally come back later and read them.
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2997684 > cunk
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/24438424 > Drag Race Rule
[via](https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/07/03/california-heat-wave-maps-forecast-analysis/)
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16743680 > ghoti rule
[context](https://brilliantmaps.com/3-counties-did-not-exist/)
[original](http://radicalcartography.net/manhattan-heights.gif) ([archive](https://web.archive.org/web/20070711204807id_/radicalcartography.net/manhattan-heights.gif))
cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/13631943 > Firefox Power User Keeps 7,400+ Browser Tabs Open for 2 Years
I have amblyopia—also known as lazy eye—which means I often see a bit of double vision—usually a sliver duplicated on the outside side of one of my eyes, even when I’m wearing contacts, and even though I don’t look like I have a lazy eye. My eyes definitely don’t work in concert and I’m told my 3D vision resembles what people see when they look at a postcard. Finally, when I use binoculars, I use only one eyehole up to the non-lazy eye… So I’m wondering what exactly you normal people see out of binoculars? Is it like Looney Tunes?
The maximum extent of [the Italian Empire](https://en.wikipedia.org/?curid=18936303) 𝑐. 1942–43
after [a post](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/347272) by [@lobster_teapot@lemmy.blahaj.zone](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/lobster_teapot)
after [@ickplant](https://lemmy.world/u/ickplant)’s [œuvre](https://lemmy.world/post/13828766)