casualconversation Casual Conversation What's something that you like about your body as it has gotten older? Or about your life?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 11 hours ago 100%

    Waning testosterone has some advantages: no more acne, cooler emotions, fewer irrational thoughts. I once heard someone say that young men go through years of testosterone poisoning, and I get it now.

    I finally started lifting seriously. I highly recommend it. I look better, feel better, and a lot of little aches and pains that were starting to creep up on me have gone away.

    A few gray hairs in the beard looks really sharp.

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  • casualconversation Casual Conversation Please join me in my new community dedicated to outing Tim Walz's LIES!
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 12 hours ago 100%

    Tim Walz once held his hands apart to show his buddy the size of the walleye he caught. Then, the very next week, he did the same for a different friend but held his hands slightly farther apart. Inexcusable!

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  • superbowl Superbowl Over 20,000 Saved by Owl Rescue Centre!
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 12 hours ago 100%

    This whole post is gold, both the owls and non-owls. Those two people do look like they're living the dream, too! I'm reconsidering my life goals right now.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearDA
    Data is Beautiful kersploosh 1 day ago 96%
    Timeline & Market Share of Browser Engines

    Best of luck to Mozilla. Their line on the chart may end soon if they lose funding from Google. Source: [https://eylenburg.github.io/browser_engines.htm](https://eylenburg.github.io/browser_engines.htm)

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    Hiking kersploosh 1 day ago 100%
    Early autumn hike in the Channeled Scablands
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    Something's off...
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    nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Do all these former Republican leaders endorsing Harris do her any good?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 days ago 95%

    Hillary lost because she didn't do enough to incentivize people to vote for her.

    Hilary got more than enough votes. She received 2.9M more votes than Trump. Her problem was that her support was much too concentrated in a small number of states. The Electoral College math punishes candidates in that situation.

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  • superbowl Superbowl Short-eared owl in Oregon
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 days ago 100%

    The whole picture screams "autumn" to me. Especially the big orange eyes.

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  • theonion The Onion Kamala Safe And In Stable Condition After Attempted Interview
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 days ago 95%

    Boo. The babylon bee is MAGA pandering trying to pass as humor.

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    Superbowl kersploosh 2 days ago 100%
    Short-eared owl in Oregon

    Source: [https://birdallianceoregon.org/event/owl-behavior/](https://birdallianceoregon.org/event/owl-behavior/)

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    antifascism Antifascism Anyone in Hamilton county Ohio recognize this truck?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 days ago 100%

    Same. I see a lot of far-right branded pickups and this doesn't look like one to me. Am I missing something?

    Edit: I see the Proud Boys logo is a laurel wreath with "PB" in the center. Though the laurel wreath by itself is ambiguous. That symbol is used in lots of non-sinister contexts.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense You can take one military base with all associated equipment and personnel back to 1941 to win WW2. Which do you choose?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 5 days ago 100%

    Minot. Curtis LeMay would have had wet dreams over it.

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Why would someone desire a pension instead of a 401k?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 5 days ago 100%

    In theory a pension is stable, guaranteed income. The employer promises a monthly or annual payment for life, and they manage a pool of money to make sure you get that payment regardless of whether the market goes up or down. People like stability.

    With a 401k you take on the market risk yourself. If the market tanks (2000 and 2008 come to mind) then your retirement funds are suddenly worth less and your payments to yourself (distributions) go down. Of course, if the market is hot you can also direct your investments to try and ride the wave. Greater risk means greater (potential) reward.

    401k's also have required minimum distributions that kick in as you get older. If you live long enough you will reach a point where you have been forced to drain the whole thing into your regular bank account. Then it's time for another plan.

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  • askouija Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style The best thing about Halloween is ______.
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 6 days ago 91%

    B

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Would you join a fediverse coop?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 6 days ago 100%

    This sounds a bit like a normal non-profit organization, but the board of directors is composed of all donors (the "consumers").

    What's the incentive for someone to want to be a "worker" in this scenario? I assume they are still paying dues? Are they getting some compensation for doing additional work, or is it an unpaid positions?

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What do you think the fediverse/threadiverse will look like in five years?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 1 week ago 100%

    Mastodon will still be the biggest fediverse service. It will remain a niche player in the microblog world, as Bluesky gradually becomes the big player by stealing users from the platform formerly known as Twitter.

    The rest of the federverse will (hopefully) coalesce around fewer projects. Development is massively fragmented right now. I'm very curious to see which projects flourish, and which projects die.

    I do not expect the federverse to unseat large corporate social media and become home to the masses. And I'm okay with that.

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    Comic Strips kersploosh 1 week ago 98%
    Bar Talk [Twistwood Tales]

    Source: [https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/twistwood-tales/70-bar-talk-/viewer?title_no=344740&episode_no=76](https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/twistwood-tales/70-bar-talk-/viewer?title_no=344740&episode_no=76)

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    memes memes OG dick pic
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 1 week ago 100%

    Beauty Revealed is an 1828 self-portrait by the American artist Sarah Goodridge, a watercolor portrait miniature on a piece of ivory.

    Goodridge gave the portrait to statesman Daniel Webster, who was a frequent subject and possibly a lover, following the death of his wife; she may have intended to provoke him into marrying her. Although Webster married someone else, his family held onto the portrait until the 1980s ...

    Imagine holding on to the nude pic that dad's old crush sent him.

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions American tourists visiting the EU, what do you think of it?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 1 week ago 100%

    Your last paragraph is a good one. I fell in love with Sweden when I was there. Then I talked to some teenagers and they said they really wanted to live in America. It caught me off guard. I didn't understand why they would want to leave a place that seemed so safe, secure, and comfortable. They said they wanted more flexibility and opportunity. Sure, they could get a stable living-wage job and keep it for their whole career, but in America they thought they would have more chances to try new things and reinvent themselves.

    Whether our perceptions of each other's countries are correct or not, for all of us the grass certainly looked greener on the other side of the fence.

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  • askouija Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style Trump has replaced his pick for vice president, tonight he introduced his new running mate ______!!!
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 1 week ago 100%

    E

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  • funny Funny: Home of the Haha A Day in the Life of a Liberal
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 weeks ago 85%

    That mug is 🤌

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    Traditional Art kersploosh 2 weeks ago 100%
    Francesco Hayez - Il Bacio (The Kiss)

    [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kiss_(Hayez)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kiss_(Hayez))

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    asklemmy Ask Lemmy without saying how old you are, how old are you?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 weeks ago 100%

    I wondered if the Turbo button on the computer really did anything.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense Now you can judge people's opinions by the scale.
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 weeks ago 100%

    Dad told me about a cable news talking head who was appalled by the YouTube video that discussed the tweet which translated the Telegram post about the interview. And, I gotta tell you, from what I understand it sounds serious.

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  • main sh.itjust.works Main Community Why is quakers.social defederated?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 weeks ago 100%

    At one time they had open registrations, so spammers were taking advantage and setting up shop there. It looks like the instance now has a sign-up application. I have unblocked them. Thanks for noticing!

    This is a good opportunity to remind users about our Fediseer profile: https://gui.fediseer.com/instances/detail/sh.itjust.works
    We try to keep our Censures list on Fediseer up to date with the sh.itjust.works instance blocklist. That way we can leave notes in Fediseer explaining why each instance is blocked.

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  • memes Memes First contact when?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 weeks ago 100%

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    Mildly Infuriating kersploosh 2 weeks ago 89%
    Hey, Mother Nature, it's September. Chill out already.

    We're supposed to be done with the heat waves by now, ma'am.

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    asklemmy Ask Lemmy What brands/styles/types of protective gear do you like for activities that are dangerous?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 weeks ago 100%

    Fantastic resource!

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  • 196 196 Cure to male loneliness rule
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 weeks ago 100%

    That's what happens after the apartment clearing is done.

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  • bikewrench bike wrench Question about rim tape glue
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 weeks ago 100%

    You could. Personally, I would wrap the Velox strip all the way around the rim and stick it to itself with a piece of adhesive tape. Once a tube is installed and inflated the Velox won't go anywhere. And it will be easy to replace in the future without leaving a mess behind.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense My Solution For A Large F-16 Combat Radius:
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 weeks ago 100%

    All alone in his time of need

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  • dadjokes Dad Jokes I applied for a job at the sunscreen factory, but I didn't get it.
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 weeks ago 100%

    You need to grease some palms. Lay it on thick.

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  • askouija Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style I always add ______ to my pizza
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 2 weeks ago 100%

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  • 196 196 Sounds dope rule
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%

    John Wayne was a turd who vocally supported Joseph McCarthy and Richard Nixon.

    Spider-Man is based.

    Gay beer is great.

    I'm not seeing the downside here?

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  • memes memes Dying towns
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%

    I think they're hoping to attract remote workers from the cities. It's a historic town in a scenic area, so it has that going for it at least.

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  • askouija Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style An new indie game _________ announced its release on Nintendo Switch
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%

    O

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  • bikecommuting Bike Commuting I just tightened the brakes on my bike
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%

    I fixed the creaky sound in the bottom bracket of my commuter. Pulled off the cranks and bearings, wiped everything clean, then reinstalled with fresh grease. Also cleaned the accumulated dirt off of that area of the frame, and wiped off the chainrings, while I was at it.

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  • bikecommuting Bike Commuting I just tightened the brakes on my bike
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%

    Don't forget the four most important goals of any activity.

    1. Looking good
    2. Feeling good
    3. Looking good
    4. Safety
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    Data is Beautiful kersploosh 3 weeks ago 92%
    BSA Membership Graph (1911 - 2023)

    Stolen from [Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/BSA/comments/1cngw3i/bsa_membership_graph_1911_2023/). The big drop in the 1970's was supposedly due to a change in the program to de-emphasize outdoor activities. The step down in 2019 was the LDS church cutting ties and starting their own program. If you consider this as a proportion of the population it's an even bigger drop. In 1970 there were about 4.8M scouts in a population of 205M, so about 2.3% of all Americans were in Boy Scouts. Now it's 1M scouts in a population of 341M, so only 0.3% of Americans are in Boy Scouts.

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    Data is Beautiful kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%
    County Poverty Rate for the United States: 2013-2017

    Source: [https://www.census.gov/library/visualizations/2018/comm/acs-5yr-poverty-all-counties.html](https://www.census.gov/library/visualizations/2018/comm/acs-5yr-poverty-all-counties.html)

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    asklemmy Asklemmy How to form a club, and keep it alive
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%

    I don't know where in the world you live, but here in the US there is a decades-long trend of people abandoning group social activities in favor of individual activities. Robert Putnam wrote a whole book about it called Bowling Alone back in 2000. Organizations of all kinds have seen declining membership, from adult sports leagues to scouting organizations to PTA groups. If you can find a group of people dedicated enough to form and maintain a club, then you are bucking the trend.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy what is your best story from jail, prison, rehab, or psych ward?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%

    It's a spoiler. Your Lemmy client isn't rendering it correctly.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy what is your best story from jail, prison, rehab, or psych ward?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%

    I was working for an HVAC contractor and we did a job at a prison. We would work at night while all the residents were locked up and sleeping. We had a corrections officer escorting us the whole time. The hallways were all on the exterior of the building and lined with large windows. That allowed the guards in the towers outside to watch people moving within the building.

    One night, in the wee hours of the morning, we're walking down the hallway when a red laser dot appears on the wall next to us. All of us contractors freeze instantly. We don't know what is happening and we DO NOT want to get shot. Our escort gets on his radio and tells the guys in the tower to stop fucking with us. The little red dot disappears and we go on with our night.

    We were briefly afraid for our lives because some bored asshole prison guard couldn't resist flagging us with the muzzle of his rifle and teasing us with the laser sight.

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  • askouija Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style I ________ to fight my sexual temptation
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%

    S

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  • parenting Parenting Progress Tuesday - What is your child's latest achievement?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%

    One of my kids just solved his first Rubiks cube!

    And this morning my youngest walked into the first day of preschool with a big smile and a cheerful skip.

    I'm super proud of my kiddos!

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense Warthog or Lamborghini?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%

    Unconventional take: Keep you Lamborghini and your Warthog; I'll have an Air Tractor Sky Warden.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's your favorite reaction image(s)?
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 3 weeks ago 100%

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  • askouija Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style There's some good _________ in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 4 weeks ago 100%

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  • unpopularopinion Unpopular Opinion Lemmy should just go its own way and forget about cake day and karma farming, and instead reward original content, until reddit starts copying Lemmy
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  • kersploosh kersploosh 4 weeks ago 100%

    Users' aggregate post and comment score has been entirely removed from the Lemmy API (as of version 0.19.0 if I remember correctly). It is not easily accessible to anyone, including admins. You could write a script to sum a user's aggregate score.

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    Funny kersploosh 4 weeks ago 99%
    Today's vibe
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    Least reassuring sign
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    Life rules
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    aww kersploosh 1 month ago 99%
    Dream team https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5bbcc1e5-6e6c-468a-a9a5-df8b6c83e81c.mp4

    Source: [https://imgur.com/gallery/dream-team-4xEs6Yx](https://imgur.com/gallery/dream-team-4xEs6Yx)

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    Microblog Memes kersploosh 2 months ago 97%
    The best athlete sponsorship

    Link to the source: [https://x.com/slothanova/status/1818681698667667720](https://x.com/slothanova/status/1818681698667667720)

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    Funny kersploosh 2 months ago 95%
    Slimy, yet satisfying
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    Excellent Reads kersploosh 2 months ago 95%
    Inside U.S. Cricket’s Shocking Victory www.theatlantic.com

    Archive link for those who want it: [https://archive.is/20240725152155/https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2024/07/usa-cricket-team-pakistan-win-t20-world-cup/679221/](https://archive.is/20240725152155/https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2024/07/usa-cricket-team-pakistan-win-t20-world-cup/679221/)

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    Pacific Northwest - OR,WA,BC kersploosh 2 months ago 100%
    OR/WA wildfires for 26 July

    Wildfire season sucks. [Here's the map](https://nifc.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=485292c7a3cd4b5ab3d4539162420d4b&extent=-15293678.3364%2C4586960.9504%2C-10597387.3186%2C6859280.9273%2C102100) in case anyone is curious to zoom in and look around.

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    Funny kersploosh 2 months ago 97%
    Nobody likes them
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    Gardening kersploosh 2 months ago 100%
    Apricot harvest, phase 1

    We completely neglected to thin the backyard apricot tree, so we have a huge crop of tiny apricots this year. Early pickings go into the dehydrator. Later fruit will go into the freezer to eventually become jam. And of course we also eat them fresh until the whole family is sick of them.

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