He looks like a thumb. Or a big toe.

Wouldn't you add an "e?"

Legoes

I'll take three.

Thank God we're the good guys!

They're now saying that temperature was a sensor anomaly.

I want a proper sequel, Cyberpunk 2420.

I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

You're completely Emmental!

Maybe someone prayed for it to be bullet proof and Big Papa had no say in it?

The Spice Melange!

Same! Sometimes I type the email in Notepad/Wordpad first.

So we are kind of like cheese curds.

What the hell? You all need Jesus.

Definitely one of the coolest owls, right up there with all the others.

Oof. That felt personal.

Are you drinking your kin's blood and tears?

Damn, Franky looks like he's pushing 300+ pounds.

Could well just be a Utah thing, but here they take your information/look at your ID when you first scrap metal some/most(?) places, so this would be a tough one to sell, if you pulled it off. Like a smaller, less profitable version of stealing a car. Now what?

My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

Gotcha, then I guess I should say I've never had much luck with ground Angus. It's always been notably dry, but maybe it's the percentage I prefer, not the type.

If you're buying Angus beef for your burgers, try switching to 85/15 ground chuck and thank me later.

Maybe the earliest example of, "You should see the other guy!"

I love these. Corridor Crew on YouTube dives into this stuff and has some great content.

Holy shit, that's a painting. It legitimately took me a minute. That's amazing.

You might not be. But have you ever worked in IT support?

You bridle like it's such a cinch.

Everything Everywhere All at Once deserves a spot on the list.

When you put it like that, being an adult is so fun!

Definitely the latter, but it is also gas station pulled pork, so it could go either way.

It was a very unfunny joke. Kontakt is also a popular piece of music software.

"Just" pulled pork, he says. Just pulled pork.

Shoney's still exists, fyi. I stopped at one a few years ago and they still had the (breakfast) buffet--it was just like it was when I was a kid.

I think the pineapple is macaroni and cheese?

Tanks use Kontakt? Is there a MIDI keyboard on the inside?

Clean your rooms really well and we'll go get an ice cream cone, some crack, and a few Thai prostitutes.

Please don't tell her you beat me or she'll do the same.

How to Spot Genocidal People 101.

Is this true?

When I think of superhuman origins, I think of a 5'7 elderly Indian man.

And make sure the channel on the TV is set to the the same one as the RF adapter.