Why hasn’t Joe Biden built a gigantic air conditioner in the sky? FAILED PRESIDENCY!

Yes, but you see, if you ignore all of that... Then Biden hasn't done anything and it's all just "meaningless babble!"

Jag garanterar att deras engelska är bättre än din svenska.

If that’s what I intended to say I would have. But I didn’t. I was simply mocking the utter inanity of your comment. We’re done here.

Canadian satire site is Canadian.

I’d estimate blocking ozma has reduced the amount of “Trump and the GOP may be attempting to install a fascist dictatorship but Biden’s old” nonsense in my feed by 95%.

and liver.

Nah his liver's gotta be worthless. If you listen to the Knowledge Fight podcast (which does a great job of debunking Alex and Infowars) you'll notice pretty quickly that Alex clearly hasn't been sober for more than 24 hours at a time in years. He's a raging alcoholic.

Yep and info won! 🥳

“My country is facing a war, and we are facing that hate here. My daughter is traumatized; whenever I open the apartment door, she runs away and hides, telling me she is afraid the lady will come and immerse her head in the water again.”

That's the worst thing I've read all day. No one deserves that kind of trauma, let alone a 3-year-old little girl. I hope the attacker, Elizabeth Wolf, rots in prison.

It's a travesty that she was allowed bail at all. She has already established that she is extremely violent and poses a clear threat to the community and a continued threat to the victim and her family. While police were arresting her, she said, “Tell her I will kill her and I will kill her whole family.” What the fuck does it take to get bail denied in Texas?

Got my kids back after 4 years of custody battle. They eat white rice, ramen noodles, white bread, potatoes and Kool-Aid popsicles. Anything else is far too flavorful.

What kinda loser do you have to be to not feed little kids?!

What a remarkably ignorant thing to say. You sound like the kind of ignorant, aggressively unempathetic, jerk that probably shouldn't be winning any custody battles.

You're absolutely right, this act of silly vandalism has not only reminded me that Elon Musk exists when we were all just about to forget, but it has inspired me and thousands of others to buy a Cybertruck. That sure backfired on the vandal!

Yep. Very observant.

From the article I linked to previously:

Local authorities told NBC Miami that 34 vehicles had been vandalized within the parking lot

Rounding to the nearest dozen is a perfectly normal thing to do so I see nothing inaccurate or misleading about the headline as written. It's pretty annoying how far lemmy users stretch to criticize every god-damn headline they read.

The "I'd rather live under a fascist dictatorship than vote for Biden" crowd are little better than the red-hatted morons cheering for that same fascist dictatorship.

Well, now I feel like an idiot. I've always assumed that was just an expression!

This apparently took place at a parking lot Tesla recently started renting in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Link to relevant news article

Corporate be like "mandatory return to office aircraft hangar."

Would it? Hmm

Try not to take shitposts too seriously.

Yep, it's a little too accurate for my liking. My cat's got me wrapped around his tiny little adorable paw and he knows it.

Very good Mr. Trump, now can you point to the picture of the horsey?

I'll be sure to pass along your inane yammering about how boring the beach is to the family.

"I'm just brutally honest." - every emotionally stunted, edgelord, chore of a person in existence

“I hope they stop. Don’t advertise, If somebody is going to try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Is that clear? I hope it is." - Elon Musk, November 27th 2023

Less than seven months later here we are. lmao

“I hope they stop. Don’t advertise, If somebody is going to try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Is that clear? I hope it is." - Elon Musk, November 27th 2023

Step 1. Right wing anti-trans doctor steals medical records proving the hospital was providing gender-affirming therapies for trans kids despite publicly saying they would stop doing so (Though it was still legal to do so in Texas at the time).

Step 2. Right wing anti-trans doctor gives stolen medical records proving the hospital was providing gender-affirming therapies for trans kids to anti-trans conservative activist.

Step 3. Anti-trans conservative activist uses right wing anti-trans doctor's stolen medical records to cause malicious harm to the patients, their families, doctors, and the hospital.

How on earth are you struggling to understand that this furthers the conservative agenda?

It just says he passed it on to conversative activists, I still cannot begin to understand how this furthers a conservative agenda?

Dude... Come on... 🤦‍♂️

It was purely ideological. He claims to be a whistleblower, but he's just a bigoted asshole that has no business working in medicine.

Yes, and the ones that claim not to be are still voting for those who are. At that point it's a distinction without a difference.

Link to the AP article in the tweet

This guy's a real piece of shit.

What are you going to say when everyone finds out it was a black person who was in charge of the food and drink choices?

I have zero interest in entertaining your hypothetical situation. Find a different mark.

Trump: "If I'm reelected we won't stop at nuking the hurricanes - we're gonna nuke the sharks too and make Jason Momoa pay for it!"

Army of red-hatted morons: "NUKE THE SHARKS! NUKE THE SHARKS! NUKE THE SHARKS!"

It's hilarious how much the Trump campaign and right wing media are panicking about this debate. They're doing everything in their power to preemptively craft narratives to justify his poor performance. Hell, last week Trump was saying he planned to lose "on purpose." Clown behavior.

Take the L cupcake

It's amusing that you think this thread has gone well for you.