theonion The Onion Pocketpair Hires Identical Lawyers with Guns
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    Thassodar
    3 hours ago 100%

    At press time, Nintendo responded, claiming guns or no they will come after Pocketpair with the same fury with which they go after 17-year olds who make fan games.

    Spot-on.

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  • usa United States | News & Politics Homeland Security Admits It Tried to Manufacture Fake Terrorists for Trump
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    comicstrips Comic Strips ‘THE LAST PRINGLE’ [OC]
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    lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost I hope you don't have any plans this evening.
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    Thassodar
    1 day ago 100%

    Seems like the planning for this was the same planning they put into making the words fit on the sign.

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  • news News US now allows passport renewals online.
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    1 day ago 100%

    I paid to get mine expedited because my then GF was getting a job in the airline business. Then we broke up a week after it arrived.

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  • fediverse Fediverse Radio Free Fedi - sounds from the Fediverse to the Universe
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    news News Former Memphis officer says he lied about Tyre Nichols being a felon
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    Thassodar
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    I feel like internal hazing probably has something to do with it too, since they mentioned it was his first week back after 6 weeks off. If he's getting to the end of the week with no arrests, and the chief is on his back about making the non-existent quota, I could see why he'd be ready to jump at any opportunity.

    I've been following this case mainly because it could happen to me and, similarly, I didn't even have to do anything wrong.

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  • games Games Nvidia CEO: "We can't do computer graphics anymore without artificial intelligence"
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    memes memes As a Italian-Polish person, I don't know how to feel..
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    gaming Gaming Faaast Penguin is that Super Mario 64 level where you race a penguin except now the penguin is 39 other players
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    Thassodar
    2 weeks ago 100%

    I have lived down the street from this place for over a decade and had no idea there was a history in their name. On top of that it is mediocre, overpriced, Tex-mex.

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  • mildlyinfuriating Mildly Infuriating Whoever wrote this headline has never encountered a passenger train before in their lives
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    pcmasterrace PC Master Race Wait, was I supposed to upgrade other things? Eh, it'll be fine
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    Thassodar
    2 weeks ago 100%

    To answer your original question: you can mainly tell by doing benchmarks and watching your CPU/GPU usage. If your CPU is maxed the whole time but your GPU is chilling at 50-60% usage while you're getting below 60 FPS, you likely have a CPU bottleneck. There are a number of free benchmarks out there, and several "AAA" games will typically have one too (Forza, Returnal, and many others) so you can tune your system.

    So buying a 4080Ti without the supporting parts it needs will limit how much performance you can get out of it. Nowadays RAM typically is not the bottleneck.

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  • pcmasterrace PC Master Race Wait, was I supposed to upgrade other things? Eh, it'll be fine
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    Thassodar
    2 weeks ago 100%

    I had a Ryzen 7 1700 with a 2070 non-super until earlier this year with next to no problems. The only reason I went to a 7800x3d was because it was bottlenecking the software I used to make music.

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  • news News FBI busts musician’s elaborate AI-powered $10M streaming-royalty heist
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    Thassodar
    2 weeks ago 100%

    I like to earn my listens naturally! And I've made...checks notes $36 in 4 years!

    Check me out if you want, new track tomorrow on SoundCloud!

    www.thassodar.com

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Why does it seem the world is all of a sudden concerned about sexual orientation? Especially America. Did I miss how far we came as a society to see it take a 40 year step backwards?
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    programmer_humor Programmer Humor How much firmware is initializing???
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    2 weeks ago 100%

    I got an M.2 drive last year after having a motherboard capable of it for 3-4 years, and naturally named it "Plash Speed".

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  • theonion The Onion Slippery Slope: Funk Singer Asking You to Give It to Him One Time Probably Going to Ask You to Give It to Him Two Times
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    theonion The Onion Slippery Slope: Funk Singer Asking You to Give It to Him One Time Probably Going to Ask You to Give It to Him Two Times
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    games Games Ubisoft Stock Tanks to 10-Year Low After Lukewarm Star Wars Outlaws Launch
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    Thassodar
    2 weeks ago 100%

    The new Prince of Persia roguelike is pretty good, although I've hit a wall recently and am too stubborn to look up a walkthrough. Lots of fun otherwise, though.

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  • theonion The Onion Sources Allege Tim Walz’s ‘Aw, Shucks’ Persona Merely Facade Concealing True ‘Gee Whiz’ Tendencies
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    tipofmytongue Tip Of My Tongue Clip of stand-up comedian insulting without swearing.
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    Thassodar
    3 weeks ago 100%

    Ah he has a similar joke that goes:

    "There's a guy, let's call him me, he's fucking the left eye of a pumpkin.

    'If he didn't want it why was he smiling at me?'"

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  • piracy Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ MPA says no more “Whac-a-Mole” with pirate sites, claims it took down “mothership”
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    3 weeks ago 100%

    Hey what were those two sites so I can avoid them, don't wanna accidentally pirate something yar har fiddly dee ifyouknowwhatimsayin

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy You are given an opportunity to hard reset our universe (particularly, the Earth). You are also allowed to change one rule about the new universe. What rule would you change?
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    Thassodar
    3 weeks ago 100%

    Sounding like Richard Rahl and The Sword of Truth now. (Please don't hate me the first 3-4 books were good...)

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  • unpopularopinion Unpopular Opinion Music concerts should get quieter
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    3 weeks ago 100%

    I'm a music producer and there is/was a "Loudness War" and several people say loud won. To clarify: for your tracks to qualify when uploading them to Spotify I believe they have to be a minimum of -10 LUFS. I'm not going to pretend that I know what a LUFS is fully, but I have software to tell me where my LUFS is at. If you don't hit at least -10 LUFS they will fake it for you, with usually terrible results.

    So now all producers are mixing to -10 LUFS and higher (-8 or -9), all for the sake of possibly getting radio play in the future, although not all music sounds good when mixed so damn loudly. I know this is tangentially related but

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • movies Movies 'Deadpool & Wolverine' to Top Box Office Again Over Desolate Labor Day
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    pcgaming PC Gaming Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater is exactly what fans want—a fanatically faithful remake that doesn't leave a hair out of place
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    til Today I Learned TIL that due to a disfunction of the ABCCII gene the majority of Asians have significantly less body odor than other populations
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    3 weeks ago 100%

    If I get 45k a year, along with a Jacuzzi with free maintenance for a year, I'd probably take that because it's a better deal than a lot of teachers get.

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    Thassodar
    3 weeks ago 88%

    Ban dihydrogen monoxide! It's the cause of thousands of deaths worldwide! It's probably on you RIGHT NOW

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    RetroGaming Thassodar 3 months ago 87%
    PlayStation has no games!

    A callback to the PS3 early days.

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 3 months ago 82%
    Tee-hee

    Disclaimer: This meme may include negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures. These stereotypes were wrong then, and are wrong now. Rather than remove this content, I want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it, and spark a conversation to create a more inclusive future together. EDIT: updated the cheeky title

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 3 months ago 99%
    Only cheery, cute Antique Memes allowed.

    All future disclaimers for my memes: This meme may include negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures. These stereotypes were wrong then, and are wrong now. Rather than remove this content, I want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it, and spark a conversation to create a more inclusive future together.

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 3 months ago 77%
    A/S/L?

    Do you think someone would just come onto the Internet and LIE? (Edit: rehosted image)

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 3 months ago 98%
    Tricky Shadow Jutsu

    They say speak things into existence, what if your shadow is doing the talking?

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 3 months ago 93%
    Don't bother posting

    I know upvotes means nothing on Lemmy EDIT: I have re-hosted the meme. Maybe how I have been posting the memes is preventing interaction. I hope you enjoy.

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 3 months ago 95%
    Yo dawg I heard...

    Tommy Lee Jones doesn't want your shitbox Edit: updated the hosting link

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 3 months ago 93%
    WAT?

    EHHH??! Edit: updated image hosting

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 4 months ago 88%
    [ERROR]

    Clear as mud.

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 4 months ago 92%
    U mad bruh?

    Self explanatory. Edit: updated image URL

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 4 months ago 77%
    From the F7U12 days

    I have more, never said they were GOOD.

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 4 months ago 90%
    Playstation has no games!

    Feel free to shoop the Playstation of your choice, they still don't have games.

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 4 months ago 96%
    Hm.

    Hmmm?

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 4 months ago 100%
    It's mah bucket! https://i.imgur.com/CdIdc.jpg

    I've got at LEAST 40-50 more, hang tight!

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    antiquememesroadshow
    Antique Memes Roadshow Thassodar 4 months ago 89%
    Dom you so silly!

    I just found this community! More to come!

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    Helldivers 2 Thassodar 5 months ago 97%
    Sony: No more PSN account linking on PC. https://x.com/PlayStation/status/1787331667616829929?s=09

    Late night tweet from the official PlayStation X account confirms they will no longer force the linking of your PSN account to your PC copy of Helldivers 2.

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    PCGaming
    PC Gaming Thassodar 5 months ago 100%
    [Helldivers 2] Sony: No more PSN account linking on PC. https://x.com/PlayStation/status/1787331667616829929?s=09

    Sony realized how stupid the requirement was, and backs down. For now.

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    asklemmy
    Asklemmy Thassodar 9 months ago 100%
    Is shadowbanning a thing on Lemmy?

    Is there a feature for mods of an instance to shadowban users so that even if they post nobody will see it? I'm curious due to recent activity on some accounts, mainly the fact that they've received no replies (or points) to posts asking questions.

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    foodporn
    FoodPorn Thassodar 10 months ago 91%
    Pizza I made last week! https://i.imgur.com/hh55wvd.jpeg

    Been making pizza for 3-4 weeks from scratch, this is the latest one!

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