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  • Infynis Infynis 16 hours ago 36%

    Except they were never a woman, they just weren't out

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  • usnews U.S. News ‘It scared them off’, Kansas City shoppers report less crime thanks to security robot patrolling strip mall
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  • Infynis Infynis 20 hours ago 100%

    No actual statistics in this article, just that people "feel safer"

    He has a license plate reader, he has facial recognition, he can read IP addresses from your cell phone or watch,” Amanda Bellemere, owner of Brywood Shopping Centre, explained. “He knows who you are basically.

    Definitely wouldn't make me feel safer

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  • greentext Greentext Supportive dad
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  • Infynis Infynis 1 day ago 100%

    Your penis is adorable

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  • pcgaming PC Gaming Square Enix Admits Final Fantasy 16 and 7 Rebirth Profits ‘Did Not Meet Our Expectations’ - IGN
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  • Infynis Infynis 1 day ago 100%

    And XIV foots the bill 😔

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy If the logic of copyright/trademark/IP law applied to everything, what's the most peculiar possible implication you can think of for it?
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  • Infynis Infynis 1 day ago 100%

    It would be pretty funny if airplane manufacturers trademarked their con-trails, so each type of plain left a different trail behind

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy If the logic of copyright/trademark/IP law applied to everything, what's the most peculiar possible implication you can think of for it?
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  • Infynis Infynis 1 day ago 100%

    I would be surprised if this isn't already a thing

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  • technology Technology Who still uses pagers?
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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Everett True, consumer advocate (September 18, 1914)
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  • Infynis Infynis 1 day ago 100%

    Yeah, they're probably for preservation. Do we know if Everett has a staff? I assume he must

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  • whitepeopletwitter People Twitter JD Vance keeps showing how "leave it up to the states" is a lie
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  • Infynis Infynis 1 day ago 100%

    He's definitely one of those guys that's says he collects WWII memorabilia, when what he means is he has a basement full of Nazi flags

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  • dataisbeautiful Data is Beautiful Heatmap of compound curse words used online. (sourced from reddit: 2006-2020)
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  • Infynis Infynis 4 days ago 100%

    I wanna know who's calling people dirthead

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  • fuckcars Fuck Cars Noise Pollution ruins quality of life
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  • Infynis Infynis 4 days ago 100%

    Right, but I don't think anything would enrage them more than pity, so that's what I choose to feel

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes Just a quick campaign
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  • Infynis Infynis 4 days ago 100%

    My group's last one shot took five sessions lol

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  • microblogmemes Microblog Memes Obey your thirst.
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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    He has a name. It's Rotom-Wash

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  • microblogmemes Microblog Memes Obey your thirst.
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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    I see Ronald is taking a page out of Hobby Lobby's playbook

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  • news News Racial tensions in Springfield have simmered for months. Trump’s rhetoric now has Haitians there in a full-blown ‘panic’
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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    I think something that could really help would be for people in power to give these immigrants a platform to tell their story, why they're here, and what their life is like. The fascists fuel their movement by dehumanizing the other. We should be trying to publicly humanize them as much as possible to counter that.

    But I also totally understand why they wouldn't want to be put under that kind of spotlight. Unfortunately, that's exactly what these Republican domestic terrorists want.

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  • news News Racial tensions in Springfield have simmered for months. Trump’s rhetoric now has Haitians there in a full-blown ‘panic’
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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    I think something that could really help would be for people in power to give these immigrants a platform to tell their story, why they're here, and what their life is like. The fascists fuel their movement by dehumanizing the other. We should be trying to publicly humanize them as much as possible to counter that.

    But I also totally understand why they wouldn't want to be put under that kind of spotlight. Unfortunately, that's exactly what these Republican domestic terrorists want.

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  • privacy Privacy Indiana police have dogs that sniff specifically for cash at the US’s 2nd biggest FedEx hub, then they simply keep the money
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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    You've clearly never chilled with a pig

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  • news News WSJ Editorial Board Roasts Trump For Listening to ‘9/11 Conspiracist’ Laura Loomer: ‘Is He Trying To Lose The Election?’
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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    There's a reason Republicans hate it

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  • news News Liz Cheney blocked January 6 scrutiny of Ginni Thomas, book says
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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    Republicans like her, and Mitt, are only opposing Trump because he's come in and snatched up everything they and their dynasties have been trying to take for themselves for decades.

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  • memes memes I think he couldn't
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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    And if there's one thing that we know Mjolnir definitely is, it's a conductor

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  • memes memes I think he couldn't
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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    I think that's exactly what it means. Avoid entering caves with Magneto. There's a lot of minerals dissolved in those drip drops

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  • fuckcars Fuck Cars Noise Pollution ruins quality of life
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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 42%

    Any time I hear a loud bike or car, I just assume the owner is really poor, and can't afford anything that isn't falling apart. It's really sad, honestly. I hope, one day, they get a good deal on something that doesn't so obviously showcase the things they're insecure about 😉

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  • fuckcars Fuck Cars Noise Pollution ruins quality of life
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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    When I was a kid, we had a neighbor that would sit on the beach with a shotgun in his lap, to watch kids playing in the lake

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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    Proton, at least, is now bound by law to act in the best interest of its customers, due to being a Swiss non-profit.

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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    I've only ever seen higher prices in apps

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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 85%

    People can't keep sacrificing what they like just to survive. There's no point if you don't get to live

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  • usa United States | News & Politics How JD Vance And A Virulent Neo-Nazi Group Inflamed Tensions Over Migrants In Springfield
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  • Infynis Infynis 5 days ago 100%

    In addition to the fact that pointing out fascist rhetoric is important in general,

    This fear campaign against Springfield’s Haitian immigrants contains echoes of some of the oldest xenophobic stereotypes.

    Vance began to speak about Springfield in early July...

    There, Vance mentioned Springfield as part of a line of questioning that sought to tie immigration to inflated housing costs across the country.

    Vance ratcheted up his rhetoric the following day at the National Conservatism conference.

    From a city official mentioned in the article

    The sad thing is none of this was stirred up until JD Vance started publicizing it,” Ruby told TPM. “It was an internal thing that we were handling and handling well.

    So they aren't just spouting crazy shit, this is intentional and calculated, to divide and defeat a city that was already on the right path

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  • Infynis Infynis 6 days ago 100%

    That's the current total. There's road work routing more people through there at the moment, but there kind of always is. Penny's also getting a lot more attention now, so the historical numbers may be underreported

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  • oddlysatisfying Oddly Satisfying I managed to remove the lid of my yogurt this cleanly this morning
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  • Infynis Infynis 6 days ago 100%

    How does it feel to be living my dream?

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  • Infynis Infynis 7 days ago 100%

    Sun's bad then too. Don't want them Voyage Homeing their way into the past

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  • books Books Strong Female Characters
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  • Infynis Infynis 7 days ago 100%

    Try out the Wayfarer's series! Becky Chambers is amazing. Her books are wholesome and character focused, and give you a great feel of what it would be like living in that setting.

    I also really like Brandon Sanderson's Cytoverse. It's a fantastic adventure that will keep surpsing you, but it is YA, so be ready for a little silliness.

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  • Infynis Infynis 7 days ago 97%

    Boutta seize the means of reproduction. Hammer that ass, and sickle those tiddies. Stand in a bread line to put a bun in the oven. It's OUR orgasm, comrade

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  • mildlyinfuriating Mildly Infuriating An artist says Nerf’s Destiny 2 hand cannon is a ripoff of their work
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  • Infynis Infynis 7 days ago 100%

    Companies still shouldn't steal fanart. If a fan makes something they like, they should work with the fan to make it official in a way that satisfies both parties. The community would love seeing that, and the company would get what they want for a reasonable price, and probably still cheaper than paying their own artists.

    A comment lower in the thread says Bungie has reached out to this person, and are handling it well, which sounds great!

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  • politics politics Laura Loomer: Who is conspiracy theorist travelling with Trump?
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  • Infynis Infynis 7 days ago 100%

    Just because she's a horrible person doesn't mean he's not also taking advantage of her. After all, "When you're a star, they let you do it..."

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  • memes solarpunk memes Robert Crumbs Visions of the Future
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  • Infynis Infynis 7 days ago 100%

    I like the world in Psalm for the Wild-Built by Becky Chambers. She does lots of good wholesome sci-fi, and the setting in that one specifically has the same vibe as the bottom image

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  • politics politics "Appalling and extremely racist": Trump's embrace of Laura Loomer is blowing up in his face
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  • Infynis Infynis 7 days ago 100%

    Why do you think Steve Banon looks like that?

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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Everett deals with some beach pervs (Aug 24, 1917)
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  • Infynis Infynis 1 week ago 100%

    Fortunately, Everett is too

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  • usa United States | News & Politics What happens if Trump replaces Vance?
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  • Infynis Infynis 1 week ago 100%

    It would be the right move for them to swap now, but I don't think Trump will, because it'll make him look weak, like he made a bad pick, and that's all he (and many a Trump voter) cares about. The longer they leave it, the less likely it happens, and the more damage it does to their campaign

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  • books Books If you haven't read "the count of Monte Cristo", do it now
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  • Infynis Infynis 1 week ago 100%

    How could it be?

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  • books Books If you haven't read "the count of Monte Cristo", do it now
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  • Infynis Infynis 1 week ago 100%

    1 season, 24 episodes. That's the limit of my knowledge about it though. I just heard about it from some else's recommendation lol

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    Ask Lemmy Infynis 2 months ago 97%
    What's something that's made you feel like a grown-up?

    A lot of memes I across the Internet are about how everyone, no matter how old, is just a kid inside, trying to figure out what's going on, which is something I definitely identify with. But every once in a while, something happens that does actually make me feel like a grown-up. It's usually small, and kind of silly, but it's fun, and I thought people might want to share theirs. For me, most recently, it was realizing I like Greek yogurt now. It was trendy when I was like 12, and I couldn't stand it then, but I bought some on a whim, and now I keep the fridge stocked. That drastic change in my tastes took me aback momentarily, but I thought it was a nice fun little milestone. How about you?

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    Cocktails Infynis 7 months ago 100%
    The Apiarist

    This is a personal creation, so I apologize if the name is already taken. *1.5oz gin *1oz Amaro Sfumato Rabarbaro *.75oz honey syrup *.5oz lemon juice Shaken and served with an expressed lemon peel, and a dash of Hummingbird Bitters

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    Risa Infynis 10 months ago 95%
    We really should have seen it coming

    More Expanse crossovers? Yes please!

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    Risa Infynis 11 months ago 97%
    He tries so hard because he doesn't want to be remembered as "the other Captain Ransom"

    It must be hard to eclipse the Equinox

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    Cocktails Infynis 11 months ago 100%
    Orion Hurricanes for the Star Trek Lower Decks finale tonight

    Unfortunately, you can't get real Orion Dulac in Michigan, so this is my take on what Mariner would have served Those Old Scientists * 1.5oz White rum (I used Plantation 3 Star) * .75oz Cinnamon syrup * .75oz Lime juice * .5oz Absinthe (I used what they make at my local distillery, American Fifth) * .5oz John D. Taylor Velvet Falernum Liqueur * 1 barspoon Blue curaçao (for colour) Shake, and double strain. Garnish with a cinnamon stick, and slowly pour in two barspoon of grenadine so that it sinks to the bottom. This could also be swapped for butterfly pea flower syrup, which is purple. I just wanted the grenadine flavor

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    Risa Infynis 11 months ago 96%
    Orion Hurricanes for the Lower Decks finale

    Unfortunately, you can't get real Orion Dulac in Michigan, so this is my take on what Mariner would have served Those Old Scientists * 1.5oz White rum (I used Plantation 3 Star) * .75oz Cinnamon syrup * .75oz Lime juice * .5oz Absinthe (I used what they make at my local distillery, American Fifth) * .5oz John D. Taylor Velvet Falernum Liqueur * 1 barspoon Blue curaçao (for colour) Shake, and double strain. Garnish with a cinnamon stick, and slowly pour in two barspoon of grenadine so that it sinks to the bottom. This could also be swapped for butterfly pea flower syrup, which is purple. I just wanted the grenadine flavor

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    rpg Infynis 11 months ago 100%
    My first complete battle map

    This is for an upcoming session this Saturday. I've never been the kind of person that's into drawing, but I'm GMing my own PTU campaign, and I hated making maps online lol I've been practicing for about a week now, and I'm pretty happy with this little map. The setting is a small cave, complete with giant mushrooms, crystals, and a pond, which served as the improvised "break room," for a couple of miners my players found the skeletons of at the end of the last session.

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    Cocktails Infynis 12 months ago 100%
    The Captain's Blood

    First cocktail made in my new bar! Just moved, and finally have it set up. Lots of decorating left for the new space though. This is a basic twist on a Daquiri. * 3oz Angostura 5 Year Caribbean Rum * 1.5oz lime juice * .66oz rich symple syrup (.75oz if you use 1:1) * 3-4 dashes Angostura aromatic bitters Shake, double strain, and garnish with a lime wedge.

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    Risa Infynis 1 year ago 97%
    You guys are so funny
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    Cocktails Infynis 1 year ago 100%
    Corpse Reviver No.2

    The ultimate brunch cocktail. Equal parts gin, orange liqueur, Lillet Blanc, and lemon juice, shaken and served in an absinthe rinsed coupe. I think this drink alone is enough reason to keep Lillet on hand. American Fifth is my local distillery; I highly recommend their spirits if you get the chance, but any absinthe will do here.

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    Cocktails Infynis 1 year ago 95%
    A Classic Sidecar

    Mostly wanted to post because I feel like I did a really good job on the sugared rim lol This is one of my favorite cocktails 1.5oz brandy .75oz orange liqueur .75oz lemon juice Shake, double strain, serve in a glass with a sugared rim, and garnish with a orange twist. I expressed mine.

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    Risa Infynis 1 year ago 93%
    Not a reflection on meme quality, but on meme alignment

    Maybe a little too meta, but I think we could use Dukat for memes specifically meant to express funny, but bad, opinions

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    Cocktails Infynis 1 year ago 100%
    Nuclear Daquiri in leaded crystal (for safety)

    It's been a while, but I got some new glassware, and wanted to try it out. I felt like a Nuclear Daquiri was appropriate for leaded crystal. I tweaked the recipe a bit to my own tastes, I'll denote that below * 1oz Overproof White Rum - Wray and Nephew * .5oz White Rum - Plantation 3 Star (omit for basic recipe) * .66oz Galliano (Green Chartreuse for basic recipe) * .75oz Lime Juice * .33oz Falernum Shake and double strain, garnish however you like

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    Cocktails Infynis 1 year ago 100%
    Sidewinder's Fang

    I've got a garnish this time! - 1.5oz Blended black rum - Plantation OFTD - 1.5oz Aged rum - Plantation 5 Year - 1.5oz Orange juice - 1.5oz Lime juice - 1.5oz Passionfruit syrup - 3oz Club soda to top Shake with ice and strain into a glass with more ice. Top with club soda. Garnish with a mint sprig and a sidewinder

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    Cocktails Infynis 1 year ago 100%
    Romulan Ale for SNW S2

    I always like to do a cocktail for releases of things I'm excited for. This is based on Greg from How to Drink's recipe, but with a few tweaks - 1.5oz Wray and Nephew - 1.5oz Plantation 5 Year - .75oz Blue curacao - .75oz Mint syrup - Juice of half a lemon - Club soda to top Shake and strain, serve over crushed ice. Top with club soda, and more crushed ice. Garnish with a lemon twist. I used the Wray and Nephew and the mint, because Romulan Ale is supposed to smell extremely strongly, and those ingredients definitely do. It's kind of like a funky Mojito. I like it a lot

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    Cocktails Infynis 1 year ago 100%
    Don Beach's Planter's Punch

    Seems like posting might be possible now, so here's my drink from last night! I wanted something refreshing, but still complex. - 1oz Aged rum - Plantation 5 Year - .5oz Jamaican rum - Wray and Nephew - .5oz Dark rum - Plantation OFTD - .5oz Lime juice - .3oz Rich simple syrup - .5 barspoons Falernum - .5 barspoons Grenadine - 2 dashes Angostura aromatic bitters Blend with ice, serve in a Collins glass, and top with more ice. Garnish with two maraschino cherries, and a mint sprig (which I ran out of)

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