news News Florida advances law banning children under 16 from using social media
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 8 months ago 100%

    How they think this is gonna go: "Haha, now that we got all those youngins off the ticktoks they have to listen to us and believe what we tell them"

    How it's really gonna go: "JUNIOR GET THE FUCK IN HERE! I need to see the new Trump meme from aunt Karen, why the hell does my facebook have 'blocked in the state of Florida' all over it? What'd you do to it?"

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  • news News Trump Demands Total Presidential Immunity -- Even for Acts That 'Cross the Line'
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 8 months ago 100%

    Seriously! I just wanna see one Dem call him on this and say "yup, you're right! so here's Biden with a car battery and jumper cables, an all-in-one water boarding set from Bed Bath & Beyond, a bucket of nails, and one 56 inch magnum dildo. what happens in the white house stays in the white house, ya know what I mean *nudge nudge wink wink!"

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes Nothing to hide argument
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 8 months ago 100%

    Oh yeah! Well I don't care about my life because I have nothing to live for.

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  • technology Technology Haier hits Home Assistant plugin dev with takedown notice
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 8 months ago 100%

    Why would it be illegal? A cease and desist is just a fancy letter saying do what we want or else we'll go crying to a judge. If the original dev hasn't done anything wrong (I'm not familiar with the project but I'd still say that's highly likely to be the case) then there's nothing to worry about. So make all the clones you want, and watch a dumbass company Streisand itself

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What has been your best financial move in life?
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 8 months ago 100%

    Close, it was Japan

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  • nfl NFL Detroit Lions beat L.A. Rams, 24-23, for first playoff win in 32 years
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 8 months ago 100%

    Haha, actually I've met a number of KC fans whose NFC team is Philly. Kelce, Andy Reid, and hating the Pats are just a few of the things we have in common

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What has been your best financial move in life?
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 8 months ago 100%

    Oh god, I hear ya. A long while back I needed some serious treatment and ended up in a hospital for two weeks. It was the first time I had ever gotten truly sick, so I was dreading the final bill. But when the docs said nah you're good, it's covered, just take your meds and come back in a week for your follow-up, I damn near died a second time :P

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  • nfl NFL Detroit Lions beat L.A. Rams, 24-23, for first playoff win in 32 years
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 8 months ago 95%

    I dunno, GB vs Dallas was a great game for me as a Philly/KC fan ;)

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What has been your best financial move in life?
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 8 months ago 97%

    A literal move actually. 20 years ago I moved from America to a country with universal health care. That has saved my family probably close to a quarter million bucks in health care fees alone.

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  • til Today I Learned TIL the fortune-telling practice of Tyromancy uses cheese to predict the future.
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 8 months ago 100%

    wait to see which one molded first. And there it was—your life partner!

    Why should I pick some chump who's gonna give up on me in the middle of the relationship. I want someone who's gonna last, like Brie!

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  • theonion The Onion Man Rushed to Hospital After Accidentally Laying On Pillow With Decorative Button
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 8 months ago 100%

    I know this is supposed to be a parody, but is it really?

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  • politics politics Trump team argues assassination of rivals is covered by presidential immunity
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 8 months ago 100%

    yeah, most devils have fire and poison immunity. you're gonna need a silver weapon or something that does holy damage

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  • shittylifeprotips Shitty Life Pro Tip SLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    In all seriousness, no need to wait until the end, just flush after each turd. If it's so monster, it's gonna take a few times to get it all anyways

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  • news News Multiple state Republican parties are going broke
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 87%

    por que no los dos?

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  • mtg MTG Wizards of the Coast admits AI used in marketing assets
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 50%

    Agreed, it's already starting to climb out of the uncanny valley and it will only continue to get better. Within another 5~10 years I doubt most people will be able to distinguish it from something a real person created at all.

    In this case though, I honestly wonder if anyone really cares if WotC or any other company uses it, considering any sane person avoids advertisements like the plague nowadays.

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  • greentext Greentext Anon gets @'d in the group chat
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 96%

    They think he's gonna become a school shooter so they're trying to give him reasons not to do it

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  • imageai AI Generated Images They say love and justice don't mix in a city like this - one that thrives on corruption and vice. But from the heart of the shadows, there stood only one woman who dared to challenge Tommy Two Finge
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    Hey Akira Toriyama! Call me when you're ready to work on the new gritty film noir reboot of DBZ!

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  • patientgamers Patient Gamers Best games that can be completed in under ten hours?
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    A Short Hike is a great little platformer you can finish in a couple hours.

    Super Mario RPG is a classic and can be squeezed into 10 hours if you rush, but probably closer to 12~15.

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  • politics politics Biden Says Presidents Can Be Subject to Criminal Prosecution
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 94%

    Stupid senile Brandon is at it again, spouting stupid bullshit. Everyone knows if you don't want to be criminally prosecuted you need to put an (R) next to your name. The rule of law only applies to Democrats.

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  • imageai AI Generated Images I asked Bing for "1995 movies in a nutshell."
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    This is exactly what I was expecting

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  • politics politics Young voters explain why they’re bailing on Biden — and whether they’d come back
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    It's more like a root canal vs a bullet to the head. Both are gonna hurt, but only one is good for you in the long run

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  • reddit Reddit Fuck spez
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 92%

    You gotta realize reddit was a lot smaller back then and the admins, including spez, were much more active and engaged on the site. He was very much in on the "joke"

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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 90%

    He was free to take 2 seconds and remove himself from the list. He never did. It was always a "joke" on the site until it wasn't.

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  • 196 196 PokeRules
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    I agree with you, but "intent" is also important when it comes to art. While I'd like to believe he had something like what you mentioned in mind, I think it's 1000% more likely he made that in an attempt to make a "too edgy for you" joke in poor taste.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What are some happy endings that really wasn't all that happy?
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 98%

    The Land Before Time. They're still all going to get hit with a meteor

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  • 196 196 Ranma Rule
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    lol, well fuck, I was a huge ranma fan back in the day

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  • games Games Worst-Reviewed Call Of Duty Ever Has Already Outsold Zelda: TotK
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    yeah, believe it or not, the big mac set costs more

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  • technology Technology Supercomputer that simulates entire human brain will switch on in 2024
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    Or starts screaming for mama

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  • fuckcars Fuck Cars America has lost its f*****g mind.
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 75%

    you know dude I’m 6,4ft. I don’t fit in any other vehicle

    Even that is a bullshit argument. I'm 6'4" and drive a Toyota Aqua (Prius C in the states)

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  • games Games Worst-Reviewed Call Of Duty Ever Has Already Outsold Zelda: TotK
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 97%

    McDonald's outsells the google 5-star rated gourmet burger place down the street from me, doesn't mean I'm gonna eat it.

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  • humor Humor Chad or Sad?
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    Shad

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What is your unpopular flim opinion
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    I see you've met my wife. Transformers is the pinnacle of cinema, but 12 Angry Men is boring as fuck because all they do is talk.

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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    Who's claiming The Fifth Element is deep? The style and design are excellent, but it's a bog standard action flick until Chris Tucker shows up and steals the movie

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  • news News Supreme Court Reaches Warp Speed in Responding to Jack Smith’s Request
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    I do in this case because Roberts has shown us before that he cares about his legacy. And if he were to (potentially) hand Trump the keys to the kingdom, he'd have to deal with whatever backlash Biden or congress give him first.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Is it safe to eat things like chips after a building fire?
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    Seems you've gotten your answer, but leave an update after you eat and let us know how it went (and to make sure you didn't die :P )

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  • news News Supreme Court Reaches Warp Speed in Responding to Jack Smith’s Request
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 98%

    I dunno, maybe this is wishful thinking but to me it seems like a good play. If they rule in favor of him, they're even more likely to win the other trials. If they rule in favor of Trump, they're risking their own necks because they'd be giving Biden free reign to do literally whatever he wants. Threading the needle and deciding something like only Trump is allowed, or only in this specific case it's ok, has no legal justification whatsoever and Roberts isn't crazy enough to attempt it.

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  • enoughmuskspam Enough Musk Spam Elon Musk's luck has finally run out
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    A comeback to where though? That might put him solidly in the millionaire category, but he'd never reach 2018/19 billionaire heights again.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Do you think that Trump will win the 2024 election?
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 100%

    And a health dose of "I got mine so fuck you"

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  • mildlyinfuriating Mildly Infuriating The fashion industry is still pushing crazy thin body images
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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 60%

    Took the words right out of my mouth. I will never say a single unkind word to an obese person, I was there too once and know how hard it is, but lets not pretend it's healthy to be that way either.

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  • mrbubblesort mrbubblesort 9 months ago 70%

    if it’s not my body, it’s none of my fucking business.

    Please don't be obtuse. When it gets put into an ad campaign aimed at me and the 99.9% of other people where looking like would be extremely bad for our own personal health, it becomes our business.

    Look at it another way, a year ago would you have said to an antivaxxer / antimasker "who am I to judge"? The effects here are much more subtle and take more time, but the same logic applies, and the results of inaction are no less insidious.

    So sure, all right, maybe a single person might be all right without a vaccine/without a mask/eating only 30 calories a day, but that is not something that should be encouraged. And the dumbass republicans/marketers who spread this behavior should be called out and shamed.

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    Netflix Plans to Open Brick-and-Mortar Stores in 2025 www.smithsonianmag.com

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    Ukraine claims it broke through part of Russia's fearsome defensive line in its counterattack. The next layer is even worse. www.businessinsider.com

    Russia used concrete to build its deeper defenses, presenting a tougher challenge for Ukraine's counteroffensive, per a top official.

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    Feds alert judge to Trump’s ‘If you go after me, I’m coming after you!’ post www.politico.com

    Prosecutors say the former president’s message on Truth Social raises specter he might use evidence to target witnesses. In a court filing just before 10 p.m. Friday, Senior Assistant Special Counsels Molly Gaston and Thomas Windom alerted the judge in Trump’s latest criminal case — U.S. District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan — to a combative post Trump sent earlier in the day. “If you go after me, I’m coming after you!” Trump wrote in all caps Friday afternoon on Truth Social, which is run by a media company he co-owns. The prosecutors said Trump’s post raised concerns that he might improperly share evidence in the case on his social media account and they urged that he be ordered to keep any evidence prosecutors turn over to his defense team from public view.

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