I fucking hate ragebait. It makes me rage just thinking about it.

Libertarians are even dumber than Republicans. Which is saying something.

Guy threatens to assassinate presidential candidate

Cops: I sleep

Guy steals 3.50$ subway fare

Cops: Real shit!

🎶 Always look on the bright side of life.. Dududududdudutudu 🎶

If Satan's asshole had a face

This entire thread is just memes instead of discussion. This feels like peak reddit shittery.

That kind of seems lame... I thought the hammer was protected by some magical power that required to user to be worthy.

But this would indicate it just takes strength.

Which makes it kind of silly that Hulk couldn't move it an inch 🤔

If male hornyness could be bottled as energy we'd never need another drop of oil.

This isn't targeting you.

These scumbags are going after the elderly and computer illiterate.

The browser can't access your clipboard contents without permission, but it can place text into the clipboard.

The problem is people the talking the copied text and pasting it into the command prompt.

Jokes on you, he was wearing his audio enabled diapers. But there was a malfunction because all you could hear were deep trumpet noises 🤔

Please clap.

It makes me lose even more respect for his moron voters.

I remember when I used to get excited for new phones...

Since about the s20 it's all been the same shittery. No jack, no SD card, just gimmicks and prices that rival my mortgage payment.

Pure shite.

It's all relative. Sunscreen itself has carcinogens. It's kind of like blood pressure medication. It's easy and works. But obviously exercising and eating better would be better.

Same with the sun. Gradual exposure and not baking deliberately in the sun would be better, but sunscreen is easier.

At the end of the day we're extremely well adapted to the sun for the most part, within reason.

We need sunscreen becuase we're indoors 8 and months of the year, then run out naked to sunbathe.

If we were outside more and naturally built up a tan it really wouldn't be that much of an issue for most people.

The labels are wrong on this graph.

The question was: Are you a racist piece of shit?

Yes

No

I don't know

It's way worse than gambling. When you win a jackpot there are laws that require you to get paid out.

Insurance companies can just say no and fight you in court until you die because it's cheaper for them to pay some lawyers than for your treatment.

Missed a few 999999

BMW has entered the chat

I mean.... The bread, cheese and sauce is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.... Using those 3 you can almost throw anything else in there and it'll be decent.

So where are programs installed?

I was playing with Linux the other day and installed something and was tearing my hair out trying to find where the exe or whatever was to launch the damn program.

None of the folders made any sense to me.

Does anyone know how wild wolfs behave? They are social animals, so I wonder if they act differently than let's say they mountain lions towards humans.

That's crazy talk.

They are barely noticeable differences. Like between an ant and a blue whale.

Any man calling himself a boy is a douche

Better yet, put a fresh towel on top of the pillow every night. Much easier and faster.

I don't know what the difference is between the cars here and there, but here they are expensive, unreliable and ridiculously expensive to repair / maintain.

The only way German cars make sense here is to lease and ditch as soon as the warranty is up. Buying a new German car is just burning money.

Which really sucks... German cars used to be the epitome of quality... What happened?

Ugh.... That's even more moronic than actually voting for these assholes hoping they'd rule... It's like setting your house on fire because you're sure the fire department is coming anyway.

Wat?

That's such a great point.

I've been hearing this bullshit "Wait them out" message for 30+ years. There is no waiting out bad ideas and propaganda. You have to fight it with truth and activism.

Hell of a heel.

True those are definitely worse

You have become a mod of r/Conservatives

Anything to avoid having actual policies and ideas.

Fuck locked bootloaders.

Social media sucks

What's the legal code if you THINK something is true and you affirm it, but you are wrong. It can't be the same as lying since you thought it was true.

I really wonder what the law says on something like that.

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John Wayne and Ronald Reagan are two grade A assholes.