But think of all the babies they’re saving and forcing to live in poverty with parents that couldn’t afford them and a government that won’t support them.

I hate her so bad

I die so you remember to tie

Thanks!

Is there a video? Or just an article about a video.

Wow, a Fox News interview. So brave.

Just gonna say I hate this when other apps do this. I pause cause I need to concentrate on something else. Showing an ad just makes that even harder. Now I have to pause AND close the app.

You’re right. I was looking at the community

Onion has been in fire lately

Oh my god. I think I’m gonna be sick.

Honestly, this exploding pagers story has to be one of the craziest things that happened IRL. If you put this in a movie I would say it jumped the shark at that point.

I wish

Kentucky is a weird state that is die hard republican, but almost exclusively elects democratic governors.

This gives me Rick and Morty chair people vibes.

I don’t like them putting curves in the game for the same reason straight courses ONLY!

I assumed it was fake cause he doesn’t know how to copy and paste a link. That seems too high speed for him.

Dogs are too dumb to conspire. Smart enough to sit and recognize smells, but too dumb for complex thought.

Worth noting that a lot of the people raging about immigrants don’t see themselves as racist.

Republicans! Fuck up the government then run on “minimize the government cause it’s so fucked up”.

“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own rhetoric”

Also Brain: Oh, you went to sleep late? Well you usually wake up at 6 am, so it’s time to wake up!

I always wonder why democrats don’t form a plan to take over Wyoming. It’s a very small state. Get together 100k people to move out there over the course of the next decade or so. It’s a lovely state too.

From what I read, it seemed like the problem was more with libertariansthan it was with libertarianism.

Like, the type of person that would leave their homes to live in a town they read about online that promises a libertarian mecha… of course it’s gonna fail. I bet if you get similar demographics of dudes that support Bernie Sanders, that town would fail too.

I don’t doubt that Libertarianism would be terrible for 99% of people, and incredible for 1%, but I doubt it would fail this spectacularly.

It makes me happy to see the good place memes.

Probably more about drumming up attention to his mastodon based social media app before he can sell off his stock.

Boiling spaghetti water. That like hotdog water?

I blame VEEP.

Oddly enough, not a very unique snowflake either.

Not to mention, there's senate and house seats countrywide that could be won with these people.

So if you take a look at that period of time, the Taliban was killing our soldiers, a lot of them, with snipers. And I got involved with the Taliban because the Taliban was doing the killing.

Hmm, so context made it significantly worse this time.

That’s a thick boy

The plan is to become president. Full stop.

It’s also funny how him acting normal included accusing democrats of performing abortions at 8 months and also murdering babies shortly after they’re born.

If I say you bowled a perfect game, that doesn’t mean every aspect of your life is perfect and everything will only ever get worse for you. It means in that one game you played, you could not do any better. Maybe in the future you can bowl perfect games as well, but you can never beat that game.

Her debate performance was perfect. If she has a future debate, I believe it could only be worse.

This says nothing about Kamala as a person or candidate or vice/president or even as a bowler.

Remember that time Trump did so horribly in the debate then wandered out into the press room after to make sure everybody thought he did well?

Bruh, I’m talking about debate performance exclusively. She did perfect! I think there were a lot of subtle things she did that manipulated Trump into acting the way he did.

I think the point was to show the world how batshit crazy Trump was. He showed it and Kamala moved on to the next topic

Honestly, it reminded me of watching a cross examination in a courtroom drama. You get the witness to say what you want them to say, get it on record in front of the jury, then you move on before they get the chance to undo any of the damage they just did to themselves.

It was perfect!

Women can’t laugh. Hillary got the same shit. And black women especially can’t be mad. It’s BS for sure.

Women laughing bad!!!!

And the question was basically: It’s been 16 years since you first ran for president and said you would release your plan to replace Obamacare soon. Do you have a plan?

His response couldn’t have been more perfect.