apocalypticat 1 week ago • 100%
Good lord, the existential dread!
apocalypticat 2 weeks ago • 100%
You're right. I will post this to get you off my nuts. Based on their reporting, it does actually look like earnings are down. Does this account for stock buybacks and all the shady things corporations do these days though? I don't know. Let's look at CEO pay while we're at it.
apocalypticat 2 weeks ago • 33%
Yes it does. It's reasonable to assume profits are soaring as well.
apocalypticat 2 weeks ago • 71%
F. your record profits! Pay up! We want record wages!
apocalypticat 3 weeks ago • 100%
this would unironically make me feel like I succeeded
apocalypticat 4 weeks ago • 95%
#1, during all eras: they didn't get the space-travel part in space-time correct.
apocalypticat 1 month ago • 100%
Reminded me of this classic Onion bit
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
Nude fencing would be lit
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
Fair point. My guess would be they might like a trade-off of 1 centipede for dozens or hundreds of spiders. But I don't mess with the house spiders either, they're cool too.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
I did need to help it out, you were right, thank you.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
It's a house centipede. They're good guys, especially if you don't like spiders.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
I fully intend on letting this fella continue to live on inside the house. I hear they live for years, and take care of little critters.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
Oooh🤦♂️
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
Scaling looks like scaling+translation? And rotation looks like either rotation+translation, or scaling+translation?
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 97%
Looks like you were downvoted by an anaerobic organism?
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
Constructive vs. destructive
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
I'm not interested in generating fascist, environment-polluting junk though.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 98%
Their favorite cheap Chinese manufacturers are already on it, ready to take more of their money.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 98%
In the blink of an eye, their surplus of hateful anti-Biden merchandise becomes even more useless. This will surely make them realize how idiotic their cult is /s.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
Bilo 3.0 is one of my all time favorite albums.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
As if these cultists needed a way to further diminish their listening ability.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 75%
I'm going to guess because of the gun deaths epidemic.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
“Election fraud” isn’t something they actually believe; they know the election wasn’t stolen. “Election fraud” is a hurdle or stumbling block meant to trap Democrats into trying to reason with someone who isn’t being reasonable. It’s an opportunity to troll people. But most importantly, it’s an empty set of words used as a shield behind which they can commit actual election fraud.
This line of thinking makes me realize that a really good tool for dialogue with these fence-sitters, if we may call them that, would be to reasonably ask them "how has this belief worked out for you?", in response to some usual garbage conspiracy theory projection.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
I wish nothing more for you and your family than what the Texas ruling party wants for you and your family.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
Of course. What are the chances they'd blame corporate funding of politicians, billionaires, or the oil industry? Or any actual problems? Nope, just continuing business as usual, serving their best interests.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 70%
Do they know how to properly pluralize proper nouns?
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
Hello fellow Clevelander
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
How would this be any different if you were a non-straight guy?
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 75%
1 pair dress shoes, 1 pair walking shoes. Okay I hear you there. What do you wear to work? How about work out shoes? Walking, hiking, running shoes? Casual date shoes? Comfortable shoes for working around the house and doing messy yard work? What about if you just want to take the trash out really quick, no flip flops for you? How about seasonal shoes? Are you freezing your feet off in the winter, or sweating them off in the summer? No boots? Are you wearing any house slippers during winter?
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
sudo apt-get AED
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
Aye yes, a man of class and of culture
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
I spent an hour of my time today hopelessly sending likes, and thoughtful and mostly humourous messages to people on Hinge. The plague doesn't sound as bad right now in comparison.
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
Thanks for sharing!
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
What's the source of this?
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 100%
100 snakes in trousers
Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each leg trouser?
apocalypticat 2 months ago • 95%
My version:
apocalypticat 3 months ago • 100%
Lol I'd love to see them try to duct tape those to a board.
apocalypticat 3 months ago • 100%
Spent too long trying to figure out what a rooftop "SMT" unit is. I think they meant smt, short for "something"? 🤦♂️Wen smt in't don up 2 std, I jst tap it to increes erone's anxty
apocalypticat 3 months ago • 100%
Because it's not? An espresso maker extracts the flavor from the coffee beans, just as the rounded beak extracts the nuts from their shells.
Shout-out [lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver](https://lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver)