Greedy fucks.

And this is why Lemmy sucks.

Mods have a stick up their asses even further than Reddit mods do.

The apply rules in a petty zero-tolerance way.

Based mod!

No worries. No hopes saleman here.

Yeah, some days I feel like pressing a magic "instant permanent vanish" button.

At least I have a good partner in my life and on my new job I spend most of the day hyperfocused creating some scripts to make my tasks easier. I wish they would let me work remotely already tho, because I'm losing my shit after a month of full on-site work.

If I lose my partner, things may turn pretty dark, again.

Horrible place and bad English.

Spanish would never pull this BS on you.

I'm amazed when companies can't simply afford 100% remote work. IT'S FREE!

I sent you a Lorne pick, why are you not responding?

Nah, but that tube is a little lowered, enough to make a difference.

Ah, I see you're using FartGPT instead of ChatGPT

Not getting their kid properly checked for ADHD

Imagine if hospitals used this logic with patients...

I will just leave these here:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dustman

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/duplicate-tabs-closer

Ah, it's green(ish) again

Half a year ago someone posted this image on Lemmy. I jokingly commented "Let's commit self-deletions" (verbatim)

Well, comment removed with the reason "Encouraging suicide". Yeah, that's how far up their asses some mods have a stick. And probably some shit-ass users who may have reported the comment.

And I can assure you I fist-hand relate to what I joked about.

The METALCHAD

I once converted the PDF menu to images and uploaded the images to Google Maps.

Too late for that, that's the problem.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wrong, they should CEASE to exist

I've been to the UK and I found out this stereotype/meme is kinda true...

Some foods are a little bland.

Is oobe\bypassnro limited to Pro versions?

They are currently investigating the issue.

So Windows 11 has a built-in keylogger!

hapablabblab

It's like ligma but with less licking.

Unless it turns out that only the supid MS one works on that specific company.

Shhh!

"I call this pose The Go Fuck Yourself"

Sometimes I get obsessed with something at work, an issue or something that I can't get to work and sometimes I continue what I was doing when I get home, depending on how tired and frustrated I am.

I work in IT.

OOF

2 girls 1 cup

Boot-shaped land

Features ≠ Bloat

Lol I just tried that to see how it works.

It's hard because if you close your lips too much to whistle it restricts the airflow and kills the hum.

Shit ass small factor keyboards...

That's the neat part, you don't.

Still good enough for my needs.

I thought the drone may have been ruining the immersion, then saw the rows of parked cars on the left.