UtMan1988 3 hours ago • 100%
This is a direct quote from God in "The Universe 0.1"
UtMan1988 1 day ago • 100%
Reginald, The Fingerless Mittens!
UtMan1988 4 days ago • 100%
Strands #197 “What a stud!” 💡🔵💡🔵 💡🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵
UtMan1988 3 weeks ago • 100%
And she has trigger discipline... Hnnnggggg
UtMan1988 1 month ago • 100%
Either way the answer is "yes"
I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007
UtMan1988 1 month ago • 100%
Woodrow Wilson already did this after WWI, and is kinda the figurehead behind a lot of toxic American "we're the best, so you all should be like us" nationalism.
UtMan1988 2 months ago • 100%
This has X-Lax in it, doesn't it?
UtMan1988 2 months ago • 100%
You're going to spend all that time photo shopping a woman with beans in her hair, but you're not going to use a still of Anne Margaret from the movie "Tommy"? The only woman to look hot while covered in beans, chocolate, and soap simultaneously? You primate!?!?
UtMan1988 2 months ago • 75%
Not bad! But the watermelon isn't lined up straight. 0/10
UtMan1988 2 months ago • 100%
Roses are red Come get your fix Come get a bowl Of
UtMan1988 2 months ago • 100%
Barney Hopps
UtMan1988 2 months ago • 100%
Stick.
In a duel between 2 people, if both take the rock, both will be hit by rocks. If 1 person has the stick and the other has the rock, one person has a chance, however small, to deflect the rock and hit the unarmed assailant.
If both take the stick, get a camera.
UtMan1988 2 months ago • 100%
Hey Arnold is set in Washington? I always thought it was New York?
I'll just die, thanks.
UtMan1988 2 months ago • 100%
I don't need no "Directions" to know how to Rock!
UtMan1988 2 months ago • 84%
They do. You pay extra for it. You have to have apache or a web server configured for it, and a lot of space. Source: I configured one like 4 years ago.
UtMan1988 3 months ago • 83%
Brutalmoose is a god damned treasure.
UtMan1988 3 months ago • 100%
"Guess we better call the police. I'll use that police box over there..."
UtMan1988 3 months ago • 100%
The Charge Of The Light Brigade by Alfred, Lord Tennyson!
Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.
It's been my mantra and my battlecry for the past few years now. Love it.
UtMan1988 5 months ago • 100%
Almost made me do a π
UtMan1988 5 months ago • 100%
I use them every day. Making science is rad as fuck.
UtMan1988 5 months ago • 100%
He said smarter, not wealthier. I'm getting the guillotine.
UtMan1988 5 months ago • 100%
At times, I'm a carbon conveyor
Mr. Xenon, would you please be my mayor?
You'll be doing us a really big favor
Boy uranium has a lot of flavor
When it comes to decay lead is your savior
Follow tin for the heavy behavior
UtMan1988 5 months ago • 100%
This is all incredibly (funny, and) poignant, and, as a programmer, I agree. But any career has its level of trimming Satan's pubes, and I'm really happy to be trimming my share.
UtMan1988 5 months ago • 100%
Yet it still happens. OpenGameArt just recently recovered from a DDoS. If you build a better mousetrap...
UtMan1988 5 months ago • 100%
The candle that burns twice as bright will burn your fucking house down
UtMan1988 5 months ago • 33%
Narcissism defined.
UtMan1988 5 months ago • 100%
In the documentary "Hail Satan?" One of the church's high-ranking members did hold a public event where she tried to incite violence against then-president Donald Trump. The Church did "excommunicate" her for this, but the church leader did express how worried he was about members turning into a militant group.
UtMan1988 7 months ago • 100%
The CEO of Tide has entered the chat
UtMan1988 7 months ago • 100%
cue sick guitar squealing
UtMan1988 7 months ago • 100%
Sounds like we gotta make a trip to the Dictionary Of Obscure Sorrows https://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/
UtMan1988 7 months ago • 50%
The one thing these games have in common...
... Is Matt Turk.
Resonance by Odyssey starts playing
UtMan1988 8 months ago • 95%
Convoys are sooo 2020.
UtMan1988 8 months ago • 100%
Fuck.
UtMan1988 9 months ago • 100%
B
UtMan1988 9 months ago • 85%
God, I'd love to see the American variant of this for New Jersey Diners
UtMan1988 9 months ago • 83%
At least Hawking provided something to society.
The sooner we forget Epstein's name*, the better.
- Forget his name, but not the fact he didn't kill himself.
A fun reason to explain to the cop why you're speeding.
I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated. So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?
My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?