dailygames dailygames Strands #197, 16.09.2024
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Lemmy Shitpost UtMan1988 1 month ago 84%
The Family Fleet of Dodge Caravans

I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007

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world World News Putin calls for international scheme promoting 'Russian values'
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    UtMan1988
    1 month ago 100%

    Woodrow Wilson already did this after WWI, and is kinda the figurehead behind a lot of toxic American "we're the best, so you all should be like us" nationalism.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost maple beans rule
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    UtMan1988
    2 months ago 100%

    You're going to spend all that time photo shopping a woman with beans in her hair, but you're not going to use a still of Anne Margaret from the movie "Tommy"? The only woman to look hot while covered in beans, chocolate, and soap simultaneously? You primate!?!?

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  • stick Stick Enthusiasts The Eternal Mysteries
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    UtMan1988
    2 months ago 100%

    Stick.

    In a duel between 2 people, if both take the rock, both will be hit by rocks. If 1 person has the stick and the other has the rock, one person has a chance, however small, to deflect the rock and hit the unarmed assailant.

    If both take the stick, get a camera.

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  • coolguides Cool Guides A cool guide to Longest Running Cartoon Set In Each State
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    Stupid Food UtMan1988 2 months ago 86%
    Posted unironically on a Keto Facebook page...

    I'll just die, thanks.

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    technology Technology Disney hack leads to 1.2TB of Slack communications leaked online
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    UtMan1988
    2 months ago 84%

    They do. You pay extra for it. You have to have apache or a web server configured for it, and a lot of space. Source: I configured one like 4 years ago.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What is your favourite poem, and why?
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    UtMan1988
    3 months ago 100%

    The Charge Of The Light Brigade by Alfred, Lord Tennyson!

    Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

    It's been my mantra and my battlecry for the past few years now. Love it.

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    pics UtMan1988 4 months ago 93%
    Sucks to suck!

    Found in the wild in Tennessee

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    science_memes Science Memes lick it: the redux
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    UtMan1988
    5 months ago 100%

    At times, I'm a carbon conveyor

    Mr. Xenon, would you please be my mayor?

    You'll be doing us a really big favor

    Boy uranium has a lot of flavor

    When it comes to decay lead is your savior

    Follow tin for the heavy behavior

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  • programming Programming Programming Sucks
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    UtMan1988
    5 months ago 100%

    This is all incredibly (funny, and) poignant, and, as a programmer, I agree. But any career has its level of trimming Satan's pubes, and I'm really happy to be trimming my share.

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  • programming Programming Programming Sucks
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    UtMan1988
    5 months ago 100%

    Yet it still happens. OpenGameArt just recently recovered from a DDoS. If you build a better mousetrap...

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  • thesatanictemple The Satanic Temple Explosive Thrown onto the Porch of the Satanic Temple
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    UtMan1988
    5 months ago 100%

    In the documentary "Hail Satan?" One of the church's high-ranking members did hold a public event where she tried to incite violence against then-president Donald Trump. The Church did "excommunicate" her for this, but the church leader did express how worried he was about members turning into a militant group.

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  • retrogaming RetroGaming My most memorable NES games
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    UtMan1988
    7 months ago 50%

    The one thing these games have in common...

    ... Is Matt Turk.

    Resonance by Odyssey starts playing

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  • news News Jeffrey Epstein Invoked Stephen Hawking in Bid to Disprove Claim of Underage Orgies
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    UtMan1988
    9 months ago 83%

    At least Hawking provided something to society.

    The sooner we forget Epstein's name*, the better.

    • Forget his name, but not the fact he didn't kill himself.
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  • anymusic
    Anymusic UtMan1988 10 months ago 100%
    Temple Run Timer - Legends Of The Hidden Temple youtu.be

    A fun reason to explain to the cop why you're speeding.

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    asklemmy
    Ask Lemmy UtMan1988 10 months ago 100%
    What do I put on my resume when the contract owner of my job changes?

    I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated. So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

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    police brutality rule

    Bottom text

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    asklemmy
    Ask Lemmy UtMan1988 1 year ago 75%
    What are some seemingly innocent but really BAD pet names?

    My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

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