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    UlfKirsten         2 months ago • 100%

    I cast lvl 3 eroticism

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    • greentext Greentext Anon prepares for a flood
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    UlfKirsten         2 months ago • 100%

    Blame their parents.

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    • adhd ADHD memes As an extra, my grandma once called me "devilspawn"
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    UlfKirsten         3 months ago • 100%

    Now that’s a tough pill to swallow. How’d you cope with that?

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    UlfKirsten         3 months ago • 100%

    Did you just denoune America?

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    • historyporn HistoryPorn Soviet (right) and Nazi officers celebrating the joint invasion of Poland as their countries both embarked on a genocide of the Polish people, Brest, modern-day Belarus, 1939
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    UlfKirsten         3 months ago • 100%

    Prosperity and education would be a start. Also media literacy. Or literacy in general.

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    • technology Technology Julian Assange has reached a plea deal with the U.S., allowing him to go free
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    UlfKirsten         3 months ago • 60%

    Don’t feed the troll

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    • microblogmemes Microblog Memes Think of the children!
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    UlfKirsten         3 months ago • 100%

    Overshadowed by American sports? Culture, yeah - but sports?

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    • aboringdystopia A Boring Dystopia This is going to set back medical trust for years
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    UlfKirsten         3 months ago • 100%

    No it doesn’t. But it’s worded in a way that speakers of certain articledeprived languages would have trouble understanding it.

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    • world World News Kim Jong Un welcomes Putin in North Korea
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    UlfKirsten         3 months ago • 100%

    For the uninitiated

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    • asklemmy Ask Lemmy Do you recognise any usernames on Lemmy?
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    UlfKirsten         3 months ago • 100%

    Him and Stamets are easily the ones who kept me here a year ago

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    UlfKirsten         3 months ago • 100%

    The „caption“ really makes it:

    „My God, help me survive this deadly love“

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    • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?
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    UlfKirsten         4 months ago • 100%

    I’ve just tried that and you’ve changed my life

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    UlfKirsten         4 months ago • 100%

    Thank you for the roundup. Also you seem like fun.

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    UlfKirsten         4 months ago • 100%

    Penguin life

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    UlfKirsten         5 months ago • 100%

    Should’ve just brought his astrolab

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    • funny Funny The US has so much space
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    UlfKirsten         5 months ago • 100%

    Sounds like heaven

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    • privacyguides Privacy Guides Italy considers law against sharenting to protect children's privacy
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    UlfKirsten         5 months ago • 100%

    Pretty great. I munched a brownie, made pancakes and watched a movie.

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    UlfKirsten         5 months ago • 100%

    That’s a good idea. Think I’m gonna get high myself

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    • microblogmemes Microblog Memes America's secret weapon against Godzilla
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    UlfKirsten         5 months ago • 50%

    This one doesn’t breathe fire

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    UlfKirsten         5 months ago • 100%

    It’s just a consequence of the Industrial Revolution.

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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 100%

    Thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in

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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 100%

    It’s not AI. It’s very old.

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    • space Space Astronomers Unveil Strong Magnetic Fields Spiraling at the Edge of Milky Way’s Central Black Hole
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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 85%

    😎 Don’t panic 🤙

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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 100%

    Too lazy or are your respiratory problems acting up?

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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 100%

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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 100%

    Thank you for your input, Zach.

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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 100%

    What would the Picard do?

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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 100%

    Dude I want this, looks amazing. Only thing I cannot tell is where the plate ends and the cake begins. I don’t know if like better though

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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 100%

    Aww, give her a hug from a fat German stranger on the internet.

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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 100%

    What about mental illness blueish grey?

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    • moviesandtv Movies and TV Shows What was a movie you didn't like that everyone else enjoyed?
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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 62%

    The Dark Knight

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    • shittymoviedetails Shitty Movie Details Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019) shows the masterful camera work of Quentin Tarantino, as he films this iconic scene one-handed.
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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 100%

    Quite perceptive.

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    • asklemmy Asklemmy getting over the cold, do you wake up healthy or feel better through the day?
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    UlfKirsten         6 months ago • 83%

    What cold?

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    • creepywikipedia Creepy Wikipedia Sawney Bean - a 16th century Scottish legendary figure, said to be have been the head of a 45-member (incestuous) clan that murdered and cannibalised over 1,000 people in 25 years
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    UlfKirsten         7 months ago • 100%

    Damn Scots!

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    UlfKirsten         7 months ago • 93%

    'Perfectly fine' is a stretch

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    UlfKirsten         7 months ago • 100%

    Please tell me about your cheat foods

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    UlfKirsten         7 months ago • 80%

    … and they’re right.

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    UlfKirsten         7 months ago • 75%

    Good

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    • health Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related Scientists Claim to Find Human Lifespan Limit, But There Have Been Exceptions
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    UlfKirsten         7 months ago • 100%

    A 'limit' should not be something that can be exceeded. Oh, well …

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    UlfKirsten         7 months ago • 100%

    Lol, yeah. Lately.

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    Movies and TV Shows UlfKirsten • 1 year ago • 72%
    I did not enjoy The Killing Of A Sacred Deer

    The music/ambience was not my cup of tea. It was very cliché and did not add to the creepiness of the movie. It would have been better with more/mostly silence I feel. It's used overabundantly and that cheapens any effect it might've had. Also it's kinda just shrieky. That's pretty sad because the movie is beautifully shot and spaghetti dude was pretty great.

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    Movies and TV Shows UlfKirsten • 1 year ago • 94%
    Are there any good movies or shows about the northwest passage?

    I've recently watched 'The Terror' and am fascinated by the subject. I enjoy the scenery, the bleakness and harshness of the environment and the explorative subject matter. I could do without supernatural elements, though.

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    Frag Feddit UlfKirsten • 1 year ago • 100%
    Gibt es einen old-reddit-artigen Style für Feddit wie zb bei lemmy.world? https://old.lemmy.world/
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    Ask Lemmy UlfKirsten • 1 year ago • 61%
    Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera and why?
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    Pflanzen, Gärten & Natur UlfKirsten • 1 year ago • 94%
    Ich kann ein Stückchen Wald kaufen https://www.umwelt.nrw.de/fileadmin/redaktion/Bilder/Content/Natur-Wald/Wald_Pre_095_neu.jpg

    und würde gerne wissen, wie man darauf evtl eine schöne kleine, nachhaltige Businessidee umsetzen kann. Ich habe schon ein paar Ideen, aber wäre gespannt auf eure Meinung.

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    Solarpunk Farming UlfKirsten • 1 year ago • 100%
    What could I do with a few hectars of forest?

    preferrably sustainable business ventures. I am in the position to acquire some land with a forest on it in Germany. What could I do with it so it pays for itself in the long run and pays a decent and sustainable profit

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    trees UlfKirsten • 1 year ago • 100%
    Hey Trees, if you're baking stuff ...

    always remember to decarboxylate!

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    Technologie UlfKirsten • 1 year ago • 93%
    Was ist eine Guillotine?

    Es gibt laut Wikipedia deutsche Entsprechungen für die Guillotine. Nämlich "Fallbeil", "Fallschwertmaschine" und "Köpfmaschine". Ich nehme Anstoß daran, dass eine Guillotine eine Maschine sein soll. Der Einfachheit halber zitiere ich nochmal Wikipedia: "Eine Maschine [...] ist ein technisches Gebilde mit durch ein Antriebssystem bewegten Teilen." Ist die Ausnutzung der Gravitationskraft wirklich ein *Antriebssystem?* Das ist doch ein bisschen viel des Guten. Eine Guillotine ist eher ein Apparat (Wiki: "Ein Apparat ist in der Verfahrenstechnik eine Baueinheit zur Umsetzung von Stoffen und/oder Energie, wobei – in Abgrenzung zu einer Maschine – keine oder nur geringfügige mechanische Arbeit abgegeben oder aufgenommen wird bzw. – in Abgrenzung zu einem Gerät – keine oder nur geringfügige Signale verarbeitet werden. ") Eine Guillotine ist also eindeutig ein Apparat und keine "Fallschwertmaschine". Um jegliche Verwechslung zu vermeiden, schlage ich vor, dass ab sofort nur noch Sturzklingenapparate auf dem Schafott stehen sollen. Vielen Dank.

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    Movies and TV Shows UlfKirsten • 1 year ago • 91%
    The Sadness has the best head explosion scene since Scanners. www.youtube.com

    Especially if you consider the ultra-clean auditorium in Scanners afterwards.

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    DeGoogle Yourself UlfKirsten • 1 year ago • 90%
    What's a good alternative to gmail?

    I'm looking to degoogle my spam-mails

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    Motorsport UlfKirsten • 1 year ago • 100%
    Mein erstes Le Mans

    Habe noch nie ein Langstreckenrennen wirklich geguckt. Ich liebe es.

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    Gaming UlfKirsten • 1 year ago • 100%
    Have a little patience
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