ShaggySnacks 12 minutes ago • 100%
Not everything needs to be bleeding edge. We still use forks and spoons cuz they just work.
I use my hands, even better than forks and spoons.
ShaggySnacks 3 hours ago • 100%
Poilievre is a little piss baby.
ShaggySnacks 3 hours ago • 100%
Rookie numbers.
ShaggySnacks 5 hours ago • 100%
I believe Vance worked at Thiel’s Venture Capital company named Narya (a Tolkien reference, as that’s Thiel’s company naming preference).
Vance is Thiel's bet to remake America into a libertarian, oligarchy hell hole.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jd-vance-trump-vp-peter-thiel-billionaire/
ShaggySnacks 6 hours ago • 100%
It got me too. You never know what bat shit idea worms for brains RFK will do.
ShaggySnacks 6 hours ago • 50%
If you commit a war crime. That be a paddlin'.
ShaggySnacks 9 hours ago • 100%
Not just losers, treasonous losers.
ShaggySnacks 14 hours ago • 100%
My forgotten friend, the ; is always sad that people forget that they exist.
ShaggySnacks 1 day ago • 100%
It's when you read Trump's ramblings, do you realize "Holy fuck. What the hell did I read? Did I stroke out?"
ShaggySnacks 1 day ago • 100%
I never create a backstory. All my characters had personalities, different ways of solving problems, and I acted out the characters in their own unique ways.
All my characters are built around an idea. Ideas like "Kobold snake oil salesman", "Necromancer Child Edutainer", "Skaven Engineer", "Communist Dwarf", "A delusional ghoul named Jeff Bezos", etc.
Since, I do a lot of improvisation, not having a back story allows me to adapt my character to the story.
ShaggySnacks 2 days ago • 100%
Reads comments about how Sean Combs aka Diddy is a piece of shit
Decides to read Sean's wikipedia page.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Combs
Yup, Sean Combs is a massive piece of shit.
ShaggySnacks 2 days ago • 100%
Immediately after that, we have the mid-term elections in two years!
ShaggySnacks 2 days ago • 100%
I imagine everyone said this about video cameras, turns out crime still happens. AI is only as good as the programmers who designed it.
Now, if the AI achieves self-awareness. Let's all hope the AI comes to the conclusion that billionaires are the true root of all evil.
ShaggySnacks 2 days ago • 100%
The only way to keep the bloodline pure is to keep it in the family.
ShaggySnacks 2 days ago • 100%
The "It's just a joke, bro" defense. Classic defense.
ShaggySnacks 2 days ago • 100%
And that's the reason you can only find platypuses in Australia.
ShaggySnacks 2 days ago • 100%
Or the Florida Man.
ShaggySnacks 2 days ago • 100%
I wouldn't be shocked, if most of the money disappears to "consulting fees", "administrative fees", and other such methods to siphon cash off.
ShaggySnacks 3 days ago • 100%
Hate ages you faster.
ShaggySnacks 6 days ago • 100%
I can't believe the leopard would eat MY face.
Lindsay Graham
ShaggySnacks 6 days ago • 100%
I love glue on pizza. It's up there with molten plastic on pizza. The plastic gives the pizza a nice tangy flavor and really lets the cheese stretch.
ShaggySnacks 6 days ago • 100%
I can't believe the leopard is eating MY face.
- Ben Shapiro
ShaggySnacks 6 days ago • 100%
The hypocrisy is a feature
ShaggySnacks 6 days ago • 100%
Votes come into 2 groups:
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Partisans, who follow politics to a degree, informed, and already know who they are going to vote.
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The Masses, they don't follow politics. They may watch the debate and probably going to decide who to vote on either one issue or on "vibes".
ShaggySnacks 6 days ago • 100%
Elon "Why don't women love me, I'm a Nice Guy!"
ShaggySnacks 6 days ago • 100%
Pretty much, unless he was planning to donate one of his existing illegitimate children to her.
I imagine that would be hard as many of them either actively loathe Elon or he's totally forgotten about them.
ShaggySnacks 6 days ago • 100%
We better make sure he is fully cooked through. Who knows what pathogens we can get from eating him.
ShaggySnacks 6 days ago • 100%
Elon "I know how to distract everyone from making fun of Donny and JD. I will say creepy things to a female. Remind all women about the creepy men in their lives."
Fucking gold star idea, Elon.
ShaggySnacks 6 days ago • 100%
Treehouse of Horror VI, the short is a parody of Nightmare on Elm Street. Willie is in Bart's dream and is going to try to kill Bart.
ShaggySnacks 7 days ago • 100%
I support to billionaires fighting to the death. Winner takes all. Everything and anything is allowed in the fight. The only rule is that the both billionaires have to be in the ring.
ShaggySnacks 7 days ago • 100%
Or intelligence.
ShaggySnacks 1 week ago • 100%
In the mind of a fascist, the enemy is both extremely strong and extremely weak.
ShaggySnacks 1 week ago • 100%
Man, I can't believe Canada harbors Hamas. I guess Israel is going to invade Canada now.
ShaggySnacks 1 week ago • 100%
It drives billionaires insane know that they are losing at the imaginary numbers game.
ShaggySnacks 1 week ago • 100%
Benoit who murdered his family.
To be fair to Benoit, tests conducted his suicide showed that Benoît's brain was that of a 85 year old dementia patient.
Neuroscientist and former wrestler Christopher Nowinski argued that Benoit may have been suffering from repeated, untreated concussions throughout his wrestling career, ultimately leading to an unstable mental state. Nowinski was quoted as saying that Benoit "was one of the only guys who would take a chair shot to the back of the head ... which is stupid". Tests conducted on Benoit's brain by Julian Bailes, the head of neurosurgery at West Virginia University (WVU), showed "Benoit's brain was so severely damaged it resembled the brain of an 85-year-old Alzheimer's patient". Other tests conducted on Benoit's brain tissue revealed severe chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), and damage to all four lobes of the brain and brain stem. Bailes and his colleagues concluded that repeated concussions can lead to dementia, which can contribute to severe behavioural problems. Benoit's father said that brain damage may have been the leading cause of the murder-suicide. A statement released by WWE described the findings as "speculative".
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double-murder_and_suicide#Possible_motives
ShaggySnacks 1 week ago • 100%
The schools get newly indoctrinated woke soldiers. /s
ShaggySnacks 1 week ago • 100%
Find the kitty, pet the kitty.
ShaggySnacks 1 week ago • 100%
What a nice family tradition. I wonder if they all use the same cloth to clean up?
ShaggySnacks 1 week ago • 100%
What this says to me is "I am rich enough to deal with the reality of mass shootings. Get fucked plebs. This is your problem, not mine."
ShaggySnacks 1 week ago • 100%
Science works best when people are:
- Creatively thinking
- Use ideas from other scientific areas for their scientific area
The book "How We Got To Now" does a fabulous job of showing that science is not a uniform step by step process instead is a tree with different branches.
AC and refrigerators all started because someone wanted to ship ice to tropical locations for money.
SETI is another prefect example. A bunch of scientists sat around and said to themselves "We have all these new instruments for space. What if we tried to find alien life with it?"
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/11578580 > >“Noting that she had read studies about mushrooms growing around the Chernobyl nuclear plant, she came to understand further, through her work, that fungi are an extraordinarily resilient species of life that consume carbon, and even though petroleum products are toxic to plants, to mushrooms they are essentially a kind of carbon. > > >In fact, mushrooms break down several categories of toxic waste with the same enzymes they use to consume a dead tree. They can also eat plastic and other things made out of oil, like agrochemicals.” > > [Full Article Here](https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mushrooms-help-turn-toxic-brownfields-into-blooming-meadows/) >
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*Alt text* *A photograph of Ernie smiling quite happily. Ernie is holding a plant.* *Text underneath says I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again.*
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.myserv.one/post/9823448 > Driving the news: The high court voted 8-1 in favor of Starbucks in a case the company filed against the National Labor Relations Board involving the so-called Memphis 7, a group of unionizing workers who said they were unlawfully fired after they appeared in a TV news segment. > > - Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, who's effectively become the court's lone labor supporter, wrote the dissent. > > - The decision will make it harder for the NLRB, the agency that administers the national labor law, to go after employers for violating its rules.
Driving the news: The high court voted 8-1 in favor of Starbucks in a case the company filed against the National Labor Relations Board involving the so-called Memphis 7, a group of unionizing workers who said they were unlawfully fired after they appeared in a TV news segment. - Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, who's effectively become the court's lone labor supporter, wrote the dissent. - The decision will make it harder for the NLRB, the agency that administers the national labor law, to go after employers for violating its rules.
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11758908 > VATICAN CITY (CNS) -- People who act shocked that a priest would bless a gay couple but have no problem with him blessing a crooked businessman are hypocrites, Pope Francis said. > > “The most serious sins are those that are disguised with a more ‘angelic’ appearance. No one is scandalized if I give a blessing to an entrepreneur who perhaps exploits people, which is a very serious sin. Whereas they are scandalized if I give it to a homosexual -- this is hypocrisy,” he told the Italian magazine Credere. > > The interview was scheduled for publication Feb. 8, but Vatican News reported on some of its content the day before when the magazine issued a press release about the interview.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11251965 > *Mr Giuliani filed for bankruptcy last month after he was ordered to pay $148m to Georgia election workers he defamed* > > Donald Trump’s former lawyer Rudy Giuliani has listed a claim against the one-term president over unpaid legal fees in a new bankruptcy filing. > > The ex-New York City mayor includes a “possible claim for unpaid legal fees against Donald J Trump.” in the 26 January filing, which states that the amount is “undetermined.” > > Mr Giuliani filed for bankruptcy last month, days after a federal judge ordered him to “immediately” pay more than $148m to a pair of Georgia election workers a jury determined he defamed. > > Mr Giuliani represented Mr Trump in a string of unsuccessful lawsuits contesting the results of the 2020 election that he lost to Joe Biden. > > Mr Trump’s legal fees owed to Mr Giuliani have previously been reported. The New York Times wrote in August 2023 that “Mr Trump has never explicitly told Mr Giuliani why he is effectively stiffing him, but the former president has pointed out that he lost the cases related to the election.”
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*Image Description* *Two panels split vertically. In the left panel, there is a woman who is quite old, has a receding hairline, and showing a lot of cleavage.* *In the right panel, there is a man looking towards the woman in the left panel and is saying "You may have a nice rack, you do have a "but her face". We can fix that with this bag."*
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