dadjokes Dad Jokes How do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 11 hours ago 100%

    I'm gonna need a list of all these jokes to keep track of continuity

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  • clashroyale Clash Royale SuperCell just LOOOOVES Mega Knight
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 2 days ago 100%

    I was playing earlier today... Please tell me how the MK punched my pekka OVER my Crown Tower and started punching the shit out of that?! Such BS

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    Clash Royale SecretSauces 3 days ago 80%
    SuperCell just LOOOOVES Mega Knight

    This cycle of evolutions just shows that. They give Evo MK a crazy ass push towards tower, yet PEKKA, it's biggest counter card, a bullshit tiny heal which only triggers on a kill. MK was op when it first came out, now again... #endrant

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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 3 days ago 100%

    What do you have against tall men?!

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  • aww aww This is Maisey. Maisey is my sisters dog. My sister lives in Ohio. Please don't eat Maisey. Maisey loves you.
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 1 week ago 100%

    Although my pup might be big enough for a few meals, please don't eat him either.

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  • android Android Google Opinion Rewards could soon get a dark theme (APK teardown)
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 1 week ago 100%

    Longer as in, more questions.

    Anecdotally, I've noticed if you choose a "wrong" answer on some questions, it'll stop the survey and just pay you whatever rate per question answered.

    It seems the first question is usually a litmus test to see if you're answering reasonably truthfully or not, such as "Which of these did you most recently visit?" with some answers being bogus names or businesses not located around you, and one correct answer based on location data Google already has.

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  • android Android Google Opinion Rewards could soon get a dark theme (APK teardown)
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 1 week ago 100%

    I use it to fund the in-app purchases for some games I play. For SuperCell games, I won't give them a dime of my real money, but I'll definitely use Google's.

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  • upliftingnews Uplifting News United Flight Attendants Vote 99.99% to Authorize Strike
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 3 weeks ago 100%

    Land of the thieves, home of the slaves

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  • til Today I Learned TIL: Edison shocked elephants with AC to disprove Tesla, trying to prove that DC is safer
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 3 weeks ago 100%

    They've seen it before, they weren't that impressed.

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    Gaming SecretSauces 4 weeks ago 100%
    Will a Razer Blade 15 play nicely with Linux?

    I'm looking at buying a used Razer Blade 15 to replace my HP laptop running MintOS. I WANT to just be able to take my old 1Tb SSD out and slap it on the Razer, but I doubt drivers will work. But if i just throw a new OS on there, will it work fine?

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    movies Movies D&D honour among thieves
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 1 month ago 100%

    Wait, really?! I didn't catch that one

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  • til Today I Learned TIL that a high school in Pennsylvania issued an Apple MacBook to each of its 2,306 students, then remotely activated the webcams to spy on the students at home.
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 1 month ago 100%

    Well, I stand corrected... But Jesus those lawyer fees...

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  • til Today I Learned TIL that a high school in Pennsylvania issued an Apple MacBook to each of its 2,306 students, then remotely activated the webcams to spy on the students at home.
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 1 month ago 100%

    And also didn't go to any of the victims

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  • world World News Iran: Woman left paraplegic after being shot by police over hijab
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 1 month ago 91%

    Probably a lot better off

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  • pics pics Most popular pictures of the Olympics
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 1 month ago 100%

    Wait.... What?

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  • politics politics Tim Walz financial disclosure. He owns no property, no stock, and no race horses.
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 1 month ago 100%

    This makes sense... I'm guessing he's looking to upgrade into the Naval Observatory.

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  • politics politics Tim Walz financial disclosure. He owns no property, no stock, and no race horses.
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 1 month ago 94%

    Its odd to me that he doesn't own property. Like....not even his own house?

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  • technology Technology Samsung’s 20-year-life EV battery runs 600 miles on 9-minute charge
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 2 months ago 58%

    Honestly, if a product last forever I wouldn't mind it on a subscription model. The company needs to make money in order to, at the minimum, continue supporting the product.

    Then comes the costs of support staff, R&D for future product developments, etc etc.

    That price should not include massive yearly bonuses for the top execs.

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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 2 months ago 100%

    "It's almost as if I'm actually drinking soy sauce!"

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  • technology Technology The Olympics has moved on from Mario and Sonic
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 2 months ago 100%

    I like how it's a digital picture of a physical pin, so it still has the bits in the back as if anyone can just put it on their lapel or backpack.

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    Dad Jokes SecretSauces 2 months ago 100%
    Which days are the strongest?

    Saturdays and Sundays. The rest of them are weekdays.

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    technology Technology People are having trouble following Harris’s campaign Twitter account
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 2 months ago 100%

    This has the opportunity to be a great battle.

    Harris, backed by Mastodon users vs Trump, backed by Twitter bots.

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  • technology Technology Heritage Foundation insists it was not hacked by “gay furries”
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 2 months ago 100%

    I myself am an omni, but I don't judge others if they like prefer something different.

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  • politics politics 'Screaming the Quiet Part': Trump Advisers Say He's Ready to Embrace King-Like Powers | Common Dreams
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 3 months ago 88%

    The thing is, the Dems CANT abuse the power. If they do, they'll get crucified by both sides for it. And that's what the Republicans want. They're simultaneously making it so they'll stay in power when its their turn, and daring the Dems to do it knowing it won't go well for them. Its a win-win in their eyes. Especially while you have some of your people sitting on the highest court in the country.

    And this is the flaw with a two-party system. If one party decides to play dirty, the other is either forced to play just as dirty to keep up, (devolving into anarchy) or trying to play by the rules and getting blocked by the other team at every turn.

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  • technology Technology McDonald’s Gives Up On ‘AI’ After Comedy Of Errors, Including Putting Bacon On Ice Cream
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 3 months ago 80%

    I'm pretty sure some of those fancy restaurants that pop up everywhere already do this. They'll put bacon on anything

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  • world World News A new, Cold War-like agenda? Kim Jong Un gives Putin 'full support' for Ukraine war
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 3 months ago 100%

    If it's any consolation, SK said they would begin providing Ukraine munitions if they're neighbors to the north decide to involve themselves

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  • world World News Chiquita found liable for financing paramilitary group
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 3 months ago 100%

    Then I respect your opinion, no matter how wrong it may be.

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  • technology Technology X is about to start hiding all likes
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 3 months ago 100%

    They just don't want the world to see how little people like them now

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  • world World News Chiquita found liable for financing paramilitary group
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 3 months ago 100%

    They're delicious fruit packed with potassium that help make smoothies creamier.

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  • world World News Chiquita found liable for financing paramilitary group
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 3 months ago 100%

    You leave the bananas out of this! They're a victim!

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  • mildlyinteresting Mildly Interesting Bought a new pack of a hair product which now uses 6% less natural ingredients and is no longer vegan
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 3 months ago 83%

    Format

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  • android Android iFixit: We’re Ending Our Samsung Collaboration
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 4 months ago 100%

    No, its you!

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  • technology Technology T-Mobile imposes $5 monthly price hike on customers using older plans
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 4 months ago 100%

    Doesn't that open them up for a lawsuit then? Either breach of contract if it's in their legalese, or at least false advertising.

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  • selfhosted Selfhosted Beginner in need of real help!
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 4 months ago 100%

    Docker installed great! Hello-World returns what it should. I reach problems whenever I try to do anything within Docker, like setting up AdGuard, Jackett, etc.

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  • selfhosted Selfhosted Beginner in need of real help!
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 4 months ago 100%

    I actually didnt know how to start the Jackett install from the guide I posted, so I just googled and tried following a guide. One of the first steps says sudo mkdir /home/ubuntu/jackett_config

    I get a "No such file or directory". Makes sense, ubuntu isn't this user's name. So I change it to point to "/home/user/jackett_config" and get the same result.

    This is what usually stops me from proceeding further.

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    Selfhosted SecretSauces 4 months ago 94%
    Beginner in need of real help!

    I've been interested in self-hosting for a while, but didn't really know where to start. I've never messed with Linux before and wanted to jump ship from Windows since Microsoft decided to start putting ads everywhere. I came across this post [https://lemmy.world/post/6542543] which was exactly what I was looking for to start, and seemed like a straight-forward guide. I have two laptops, one I want to act as my media server with Docker and the other as my everyday device. Except I've been met with setback after setback from the start. I tried installing Ubuntu Server on the media server laptop but just could not get it up and running. I was suggested to try using a more beginner-friendly distro, so I went with Mint. I also liked the idea of a GUI I can mess around with. Docker was a success, but then I got to the Adguard part and when I try the docker-compose.yml step, grub just hangs. Decided to skip that part and go onto Jackett. Nope, more errors. Tried Prowlarr, different errors. I don't want to give up on this because its something I really want to get going for my media, home automation, cameras, etc etc. But I feel like I'm flying blind here. I have a lot of homework to do to learn Linux, but is there a different, beginner-friendly guide out there for me to follow for now? -~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~.-~. Edit: I appreciate everyone's comments. Although I have no Linux experience, I know my way around Windows pretty well. I understand file systems and in one of my errors that was asked, I was getting a "No File or Directory exists" error. I edited the username to fit my what I have, but was still getting the error. I even created a new user named Prowlarr when attempting the Powlarr install to follow the steps word-for-word, no luck. It got frustrating so I gave up for the day. I admit I do have a lot of learning to do, and I am really grateful some of you have provided start-points for my Linux journey. I'm also grateful for the "Self-hosting For Dummies" recommendations, like Yunohost and YAMS. I plan on looking over all of this info today to get a solution up for now and start my path down the Linux rabbithole. Its kinda exciting to start embarking on something like this. Anyway, thanks to everyone who gave me great feedback!

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    news News Raw milk fans plan to drink up as experts warn of high levels of H5N1 virus
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    I'll still be safe. I don't generally drink human milk.

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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 5 months ago 100%

    Sorry, figured it would be an easy shorthand. But with so many different distros out there, I can see how that could be seen as just another one of those. I'll keep that in mind in the future.

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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 5 months ago 100%

    Lol, I AM using Linux for the first time. But yea, I'm trying to use the most user-friendly things to accomplish what I want to do. Thanks anyway for trying. :)

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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 5 months ago 100%

    ifconfig gives "command not found, but can be installed with sudo apt net-tools. That command gives me "Temporary failure resolving 'archive.ubuntu.com'

    ip addr gives:

    1: lo: <LOOPBACK, UP, LOWER_UP> mtu ##### qdisc noqueue state UNKNOWN group default qlen 1000
    
    link/loopback 00:00:00:00:00:00 brd 00:00:00:00:00:00
    
    inet 127.0.0.1/8 scope host lo
    
    valid_lft forever preferred_lft forever
    
    inet6 ::1/128 scope host noprefixroute
    
    valid_lft forever preffered_lft forever
    
    2: wlp02s20f3: <BROADCAST, MULTICAST> mtu 1500 qdisc noop state DOWN group default qlen 1000
    
    link/ether [MAC Address] brd [IPv6 MAC Address]
    
    4: enx949aa9857457: <BROADCAST,MULTICAST> mtu 1500 qdisc noop state DOWN group default qlen 1000
    
    link/ether [MAC Address] brd ff:ff:ff:ff:ff:ff
    
    
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 5 months ago 40%

    Ubi is just my short-hand for Ubuntu. And I'd love to be able to install Network-Manager, but I can't/dont know a work-around

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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 5 months ago 100%

    the Wifi adapter is recognized, but if I try to ping ANYTHING, including the gateway, I get "ping: connect: network is unreachable"

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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 5 months ago 100%

    I dont see anything standing out.

    usb 4-2: new SuperSpeed USB device number 2 using xhci_hcd
    
    usb 4-2: new USB device found: idVendor , idProduct, bcdDevice
    
    usb 4-2: new USB Device Strings: mfr=1 product=2, serialnumber=6
    
    usb 4-2: Product: Ethernet Adapter
    
    usb 4-2: Manufacturer: Microsoft
    
    usb 4-2: SerialNumber: xxxxxxxxxx
    
    usbcore: registered new device driver r8152-cfgselector
    
    r8152-cfgselector 4-2: reset SuperSpeed USB Device number 2 using xhci_hcd
    
    r8152 4-2:1.0: load rtl8153b-2 v2 successfully
    
    r8152 4-2:1.0 eth0: v1.12.13
    
    usbcore: registered new interface driver r8152
    
    usbcore: registered new interface driver cdc_ether
    
    r8152 4-2:1.0 enx949aa22353: renamed from eth0
    
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  • SecretSauces SecretSauces 5 months ago 100%

    Yes. It sees it as "Ethernet Adapter - Microsoft"

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    Dad Jokes SecretSauces 6 months ago 88%
    A blind man walks into a bar.

    He has a seeing eye dog with him. Once he gets to the bar, he grabs his dog by the tail and starts swinging it around over his head. Everyone's horrified and the bartender finally yells out and asks, "What the hell are you doing?!" The blind man says, "Just taking a look around."

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    Boost For Lemmy SecretSauces 10 months ago 84%
    How can i find upvoted comments?

    I used to upvote comments on reddit to come back to them later. How can i see my upvoted comments on Lemmy/Boost ?

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    Dad Jokes SecretSauces 11 months ago 89%
    Where do clams share their selfies?

    Posting them on so-shell media

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    Dad Jokes SecretSauces 11 months ago 97%
    What is the opposite of a stink bug?

    A deodor-ant

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    techsupport SecretSauces 11 months ago 100%
    Jbl 400 Volume issue

    Since there's no proper JBL community on Lemmy, figured I would post here. I just bought a pair of JBL Quantum 400 headsets for my Xbox One to replace the Steel Series that started to fall apart. The issue is, the JBLs aren't as loud. Headset volume is all the way up, all obvious audio volume settings on the Xbox are all the way up. I can't seem to figure out how else to raise the volume. Any JBL experts care to help?

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    Dad Jokes SecretSauces 12 months ago 39%
    Why was the apple pie crying?

    It was in its fillings

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    Dad Jokes SecretSauces 12 months ago 96%
    I used to hate facial hair...

    But then it grew on me

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    Dad Jokes SecretSauces 1 year ago 94%
    Why was one ship dock judging the other?

    It was under pier review

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    New Communities SecretSauces 1 year ago 97%
    Is there a community for talking about heavy topics?

    There are a couple of heavy things running through my head I kinda want to get off my chest (nothing deeply personal though) and discuss with people. It's more than just casual conversation, so I can't post there. Are there any alternatives?

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    Home Improvement SecretSauces 1 year ago 100%
    Thoughts on adding a bathroom

    I have a 4bd/2ba that I want to add another bathroom to. There is a small "office" (it's not big enough to be considered another room) that I would like to convert to said bathroom. The two existing bathrooms are right next to each other in the rear of the house and the water cutoff is in front of the property, on the sidewalk. What considerations would I need to worry about with a project like that? We don't want to go septic.

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    aww SecretSauces 1 year ago 96%
    There's a lot of cats on this sub (are we calling these subs?), so here's a pic of my doggo after an over-ripe mango fell on his head.

    Unfortunately, he passed years ago. But its my favorite picture of my favorite pup. Plus, this is my first post on Lemmy! So I feel its appropriate!

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