programmer_humor Programmer Humor What a stupid guy
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 14 hours ago 100%

    I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 2 days ago 100%

    Torca whales

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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 2 days ago 100%

    Limited edition valentine's day/blossom tree day birds

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  • homevideo Home Video (VHS, DVD, Blu-ray, 4k) Paramount will be releasing "GALAXY QUEST" on 4K Ultra HD on December 3.
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 3 days ago 87%

    If they use same process as the newest Aliens 4k remaster, it's amazing. A few moments where it looks off, but in general looks like it was filmed last year.

    Kind of wish you could tell which method they used, like if each had names.

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  • 196 196 notifications rule
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 3 days ago 100%

    Thank you ❤️

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  • 196 196 notifications rule
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 4 days ago 100%

    I hate uber advertising stuff on my notifications which also appear on my Fitbit.

    10% off flights?! OMG. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    But I DO want notifications on my wrist when my Uber driver has arrived. Psshhh

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  • 196 196 Rule everything
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 6 days ago 100%

    CRANKING MY HOG AND THE VOLUME DIAL AROOOOOO

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  • aww aww Bunny living space
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 week ago 100%

    The buns name is Matt

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense 90's kid NCD expansion pack
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 2 weeks ago 100%

    Why not both?

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense 90's kid NCD expansion pack
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 2 weeks ago 100%

    The falcon 4.0 manual was quite the bedtime reading. Best forearm muscle builder out there.

    Thing weighed a ton.

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  • 196 196 (soy) bean-a-holic rule
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 2 weeks ago 100%

    I think it's getting you to say "no murdering" but I had to say it out loud to grok it

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  • linuxmemes linuxmemes "i never used a computer again"
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 2 weeks ago 100%

    Standard, aka basic. ELEVATE YOURSELVES!:wq

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  • chevron7 Chevron 7 Jingle Ba'als
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 2 weeks ago 100%

    Elfra, kree!

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense Falling on your opponent's corn field vs falling on your opponent's command post
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    Hammond, of Texas.

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  • botany Botany The Lifecycle of a Blackberry
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    How is it so sharp? I had gardening gloves on and they were lacerated. IT INVADED MY SHED.

    I may need to call in an orbital bombardment

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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    I didn't laugh, but I do feel like I might've.

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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    Oxycontoron.. Oxycoron? Ah fuck, I thought I could make it work.

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  • political_weirdos Political Weirdos Trump goes to Arlington for a photo opp
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    casualconversation Casual Conversation Have neutrinos ever been used in some sci-fi premise?
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 3 weeks ago 100%

    O'Neill. Two Ls.

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  • weirdnews Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm' Never take health tips from world’s oldest people, say scientists
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 4 weeks ago 100%

    Me, trying not to worry: "imagine having to pay this rent for another 70 years.."

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  • whitepeopletwitter People Twitter We must pass the brain worm!
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 4 weeks ago 100%

    Maga, kree!

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  • housing_bubble_2 Housing Bubble 2: Return of the Ugly A landlord's work is never done.
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 4 weeks ago 100%

    Did they mean disparity?

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes HMMMMM 🤔🤔🤔
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 4 weeks ago 100%

    Please don't look at my hands!

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  • fuckcars Fuck Cars First look at Liverpool’s new ‘glider’ bus
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 month ago 100%

    Liverpool used to have elevated rail 😔

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Are there any video games in the Warhammer universe that are actually good?
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 month ago 100%

    As mentioned:

    • Boltgun

    • Gladius

    • DoW1+2

    • Rogue trader

    • Space marine

    Additionally I really enjoyed Battlesector, cleaning up Baal after the Tyranids have been repelled.

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  • askouija Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style Sir, I asked for a medium rare steak, but this steak is ______________
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 month ago 100%

    M

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  • historymemes A sub for Historymemes Damn, Pringles Man sinister
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 month ago 100%

    Recent DDBB assassination tier list pointed out that Trotsky's death wasn't that long before the first KFC opened. (I have not fact checked)

    It's my new KFC head canon now

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  • world World News 'Embarrassing for Putin': Russian territory is under occupation for the first time since WWII
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 month ago 100%

    Sage words. I will need time to contemplate.

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  • world World News 'Embarrassing for Putin': Russian territory is under occupation for the first time since WWII
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 month ago 100%

    He's going to struggle to perform the riker manoeuvre with a horn of that size..

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  • adhduk ADHD UK NHS Said No
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 month ago 100%

    I got the same response, it really sucks but my new clinic seems much more open to things

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  • stargate Stargate The Stargate Project - Dialing from Gate to Gate
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 month ago 100%

    The chappa'ai!

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  • memes Memes Time to start an internet war!
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 month ago 100%

    In the UK most fish and chips shop vinegar isn't malt but tastes just like it (most people don't even know). You can buy the same stuff online or get it from wholesalers.

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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 month ago 100%

    How would you like to die today, motherfucker?!

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  • historyillustrations Illustrations of history Painting of a Slavic warrior at a crossroads
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 month ago 100%

    Looks like a mount and blade: warband loading screen.

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  • nytimes New York Times Patti Yasutake of ‘Star Trek’ and ‘Beef’ Dies at 70
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 1 month ago 100%

    Nooo nurse Agawa 😔

    RIP

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  • funny Funny: Home of the Haha Why you shouldn't wait until retirement to start traveling
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 2 months ago 100%

    But £1000 to get the train to the airport

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes Weird Republicans
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 2 months ago 97%

    That alien better be careful. That space suit looks awfully couch-like..

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  • okmatewanker okmatewanker Bueno Estenté
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 2 months ago 100%

    Scorcio!

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  • whitepeopletwitter People Twitter He can vote too
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 2 months ago 100%

    Unfortunately, dumb fucks are dumb.

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  • showerthoughts Showerthoughts diarrhea is so exhausting.
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  • Psaldorn Psaldorn 2 months ago 100%

    Never heard of a shower of shit?

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    ErgoMechKeyboards Psaldorn 10 months ago 100%
    Sofle RGB LED question

    Hi, I'm in the process of soldering up a left and right sofle v2.1 deck, but for both after following the wiring guide I get to the final led and it doesn't work (indicator, backlights and all per key lights work, bar the final per key light) Is this expected? Solder looks good but I was thinking there might need to be something else done to complete the last led in the chain? Or just unlucky that this has happened at the end of both. I've replaced the LEDs twice and used same process as all the other LEDs. I don't want to add all the diodes and sockets only to have to start again. Now I've replaced and resoldered a few times I'm worried about PCB integrity. These are my 5th and 6th boards 😖😔

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    Liverpool Psaldorn 11 months ago 100%
    Post delays

    Has anyone else had trouble with their post this year? I thought it was weird that I stopped getting letters a while ago, and recently ordered some new bank cards but 3 weeks later they aren't here. I checked with bank and they were sent weeks ago. I also got a letter and a follow-on letter from a solicitor at the same time, like they'd been bunched up somewhere. Maybe I annoyed my postie? 😬

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    cats Psaldorn 12 months ago 99%
    King Biz

    His name's Bismuth but we call him biz for short. Or Bizzywiz. Or Bumbleboobs

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    King Biz
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    cats Psaldorn 1 year ago 98%
    Copper in box
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    cats Psaldorn 1 year ago 100%
    Bismuth in box
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