Echidnas have a four-headed penis. You're welcome.

Thanks, it's only spanning about 36 in but there is about a 16th of deflection with my heavy duty router on board. I might shift the slab towards one of the weaker spots on my folding table because I figure the MDF will bend down there a bit and maybe I can match the slop in my rails with the slop in my table setup 🤣

Not sure yet, I'm waiting on a bottom clearing bit for slab flattening. I will update you afterwards.

Thank you Mr eat's ass. I appreciate the kind gesture, and I gladly accept your cheesy contribution.

Currently yes I have it wedged underneath with a few scraps. It weighs about 75 lb and I'm going to be taking a thin cuts so I think it should be all right.

This lady is a certified badass.

She looks solid. 10/10 wood sleep.

Yes but that's just because I'm a bonsai artist.

Because his unsolicited overtly sexual advances are extremely disturbing to any person who values their bodily autonomy. It literally sounds like he's going to kidnap her and put her in a rape dungeon.

So the friend of your enemy is your enemy?

I bet you're fun at parties

INTERNET SHOULD BE A PUBLIC UTILITY! SAME AS WATER, TRASH SERVICE, ELECTRICITY AND GAS.

So even if I could understand filtering out the lazy folks from those who are willing to jump through this particular video submission hoop, why the fuck do they waste people's time with such a ridiculously nebulous prompt? I honestly don't know how I would answer such a vague question for more than 30 seconds.

I'm not a lawyer but this sounds like a pretty textbook definition of fraudulent business practice to me.

Chill fetus, he's not a native English speaker

I have used a hand plane to flatten coffee tables in the past, but I don't think it would work well with the circular grain pattern and it would take me a week. Plus walnut is hard as heck.

Good on ya m8! Double bonus points if it's a manual.

Accurate username 🤣

But you know he did because silver spoon, old slave owner money, more cash than brains, etc. etc.

I agree with you but it made me physically nauseous to click the button because I remember a time when YouTube was awesome and free from ads.

I think our best bet is old green boots on Mount Everest, frozen in time.

Ally and AJ

Ya boy looks like he half way to becoming a sith lord. Somebody get this man an espresso.

Once again, European consumer protection laws make Americans look incredibly dumb. It's almost like we haven't updated our postal service since it's inception...

I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch!

Schnozz Goblin

Pepe le peen

Rocket Man

Phallic Freddie

Mr. Bojangles

Skibidick

OMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!

That's how it begins

Globe is warming.

No worries. I wish you green gardens and peaceful sunsets.

I'm more of a TOTK and Glenlivet kinda guy.

These puns are causing me mental anguish. Please mail a check for $50 million.

Go forth and post memes in your favorite community

Welcome my beautiful new lemmings

Covetousness is the primary motivation behind adultery.

I'm white gold person. Where do I get my zonking sticker?

I agree with you. But after studying Spanish I understand the origin of the word, so I'm somewhere in the middle on it.

I agree that schedule looks pretty random. Somebody in the campaign management is just throwing darts at a map.

Negro is pretty gosh darn close, but I guess it's just not quite as derogatory.

Thanks for your excessively unnecessary put down. Don't worry though. No matter how hard you try, you won't be able to stop me from enjoying my life and bringing joy to others. Why are you obsessed with shit btw?