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Futurology MonkderVierte 5 hours ago 100%
André Franquin was ahead of his time

![](https://blog.francetvinfo.fr/bd-box/wp-content/uploads/sites/57/2012/03/zorglumo.jpg?w=600) RC model of Zorglup' (europe Zyklotrop) aircraft of Spirou & Fantasio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IAbTzaiQBo

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programmer_humor Programmer Humor Task estimation
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    MonkderVierte
    9 hours ago 100%

    Not if your manager then takes the minimum of your estimate.

    I don't work for a while anymore.

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    MonkderVierte
    9 hours ago 100%

    My boss asking, me: "2 days to a week".

    Meaning: 2 days best case szenario, but there's likely something where i'm stuck for days trying to solve it, so a week.

    My boss: "ok, two days then."

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  • dataisbeautiful Data is Beautiful Heatmap of compound curse words used online. (sourced from reddit: 2006-2020)
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    news News Calls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he created pet-eating story about immigrants
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    technology Technology Generative AI is reportedly tripling carbon dioxide emissions from data centers
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    technology Technology AI-Generated Code is Causing Outages and Security Issues in Businesses
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    MonkderVierte
    15 hours ago 92%

    Yeah but... i asked chatgpt once how to style something in asciidoctors style.yml. It proposed me html syntax (some inline stuff can be done with html tags in asciidoctor, if output is html). After the usual apology, it suggested some wrong yaml. Third try, because formatting was wrong, it mixed them both.

    I mean, sure, some niche usecase in a somewhat obscure (lots of moving parts) lightweight markup. But still, this was a lesson.

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  • steamdeck Steam Deck Microsoft paves the way for Linux gaming success with plan that would kill kernel-level anti-cheat
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    lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost George W. Bush
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    MonkderVierte
    2 days ago 66%

    I guess this is one thing social media is good for: exposing narcissists to the public as what they are.

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    MonkderVierte
    2 days ago 100%

    What kinda environment do performance analysts work in? Because i can't imagine a company performance analysing their app for fun.

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  • technology Technology The Tippy Type makes typing with long nails less tedious
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    MonkderVierte
    2 days ago 75%

    Words per minute meaning literally words or characters? Because 3 - 4 words per second seems a bit much to me and whoever talks that fast?

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  • cat cats This is my battle scarred idiot cat. He likes to bring animals inside and promptly forget all about it.
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    news News Colorado teen shot in the face by town councilman after going to home to ask permission to take homecoming photos
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    MonkderVierte
    3 days ago 97%

    Guy released from jail for $5000, after shooting teen in face for trespassing. Let that sink in.

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  • memes memes As a Italian-Polish person, I don't know how to feel..
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    MonkderVierte
    3 days ago 100%

    Like, editing a /etc/config file or installling a package. You're ading ssu to <tool> already, you're aware you're doing root tasks.

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  • comicstrips Comic Strips Friday the 13th [War and Peas]
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    MonkderVierte
    3 days ago 100%

    That is from times where a majority of people were trained to believe in an a nondescript invisible being. It does things to your brain.

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    Linux MonkderVierte 2 weeks ago 96%
    [Answered] Any open source host solution for private users?

    Situation: we live in europe, there's PRISM and Privacy Shield and all that, to which selfhosting is the solution. Now, my sister, mostly on Apple, got concerned with all the hacks and privacy violations over the years. She's a tech noob, so i can't really recommend her prism-break.org There's a bunch of hosted solutions geared towards small to medium business, like Univention Corporate Server, NethServer, etc. Are there similiar bundles for private use, basically Apple cloud alternative? With services like cloud storage, cloud office, media share, maybe chat, videocall? Or should i let her wait until i got my box up, VPN her over? I'm only semi-professional tho.

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