asklemmy Asklemmy What is your favorite sketch by "The Onion", aka "Onion News Network"?
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 4 days ago 100%

    i dont think its the onions fault, parody just got more difficult when real life is already ridiculous

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  • retrogaming RetroGaming Is the Moon in Majora’s Mask a Black Hole?
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 1 week ago 100%

    pretty sure that its a moon.

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  • technology Technology “Should art be regulated by the SEC?” NFT artists file lawsuit
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 3 weeks ago 100%

    blockchain where we buy hashes linking to the image library of babel.

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  • unpopularopinion Unpopular Opinion Taking a shower every day is excessive.
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 3 weeks ago 88%

    yeah, what if op has an abcc11 gene malfunction?

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  • politics politics 'Embarrassing': Harris team taunts Trump over latest debate drama
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 4 weeks ago 100%

    ah i didnt see this, could i get a link?

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Is investing in real estate immoral if you use it to buy your first home?
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 1 month ago 88%

    there is no ethical consumption, just do your best.

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  • greentext Greentext This kills the christian
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 1 month ago 100%

    jesus has two fursonas, Aslan and the Easter Bunny.

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  • technology Technology ‘Killer robots’ are becoming a real threat in Africa.
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 1 month ago 100%

    it wont use on its own citizens yet

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  • LapGoat LapGoat 1 month ago 100%
    ...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes...
    
    Secret tunnel!
    
    Secret tunnel!
    
    Through the mountain! 
    
    Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel
    
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  • games Games Dead by Daylight x Five Nights at Freddy's
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 2 months ago 100%

    as was foretold.

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  • LapGoat LapGoat 2 months ago 100%

    That makes sense, people shouldn't do that then i guess.

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  • LapGoat LapGoat 2 months ago 100%

    if you have a generator and your house has no electricity, you can power your house by plugging a generator into an outlet.

    I am not an electrician and dont know how this would safely be done, i assume your house would need to be disconnected from the grid or something.

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  • thefarside The Far Side 1 August 2024
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 2 months ago 93%

    thor tools

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  • games Games You're stuck on a desert island for five years. You can have three video games. What three games do you take?
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 2 months ago 100%

    2 would maybe be custom hero with all the songs downloaded

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  • technology Technology Can a church exist exclusively on the internet?
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 2 months ago 100%

    oh yeah? im succeeding and making my own church and we're going to answer every headline that ends with a question mark with a yes, meet online, and our congregation can do drugs and divorce eachother.

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  • warframe Warframe Let's share our fun frame facts!
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 2 months ago 100%

    death orbs can restore 100 energy to prime warframes by interacting with them.

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  • vegancirclejerk Vegan Circlejerk Vegan diet just isn’t that fun 🤷‍♂️
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 2 months ago 85%

    hello.

    its acktually spoiled filtered cow blood and it is delicious.

    I'm allergic though, and thus very appreciative of the vegan community for having alternatives.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Benny 😍😍😍
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 3 months ago 100%

    https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah

    fuck ben shapino but also this is relevant

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  • youshouldknow You Should Know YSK that chiropractors are not medical doctors and "Systematic reviews... have found no evidence that chiropractic manipulation is effective"
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 3 months ago 100%

    your insurance would much rather pay for someone to touch your back than pay for someone to provide medical care.

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  • LapGoat LapGoat 3 months ago 100%

    the magic flying reindeer union is not to be trifled with.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Books that are worse than the film (which was already bad?)
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 5 months ago 100%

    its twilight fanfiction

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  • steam Steam I'm mildly proud of how I categorise my games on Steam and interested to see others' methods
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 6 months ago 100%

    i did this but didn't keep up with it. ended up with a big "unsorted" folder that occasionally has gems when i look through it

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  • technology Technology E-waste is growing 5x faster than it's recycled, says UN
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 6 months ago 71%

    yeahhh i was mostly coping through humor.

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  • technology Technology E-waste is growing 5x faster than it's recycled, says UN
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 6 months ago 96%

    the solution here is simple. we just stop recycling altogether. 5 times 0 is 0.

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  • games Games Helldivers 2 has likely sold over 8m, it’s claimed, ‘well ahead of expectations’
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 6 months ago 100%

    i would be very down to play an fps magicka extraction game.

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  • warframe Warframe Weekly Warframe: Nezha
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 6 months ago 100%

    i like nezha because it's good to have my body type represented in media

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  • atheistmemes Atheist Memes The Real Jesus!
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 7 months ago 87%

    im down to worship Jesus's fursona if He is down to do butt stuff with me.

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  • theonion The Onion Trump Booed At FurryCon While Hawking New $399 Tail
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 7 months ago 100%

    not many, but they exist.

    the only furcon that took a political stance was free fur all, a furcon that boasts having free speech.

    its attendance was quite small. Some furry youtubers that make videos on furry drama sorta poked fun at the con and the people attending for the first year, but that fizzled out by the second year and is likely to be less covered as time goes on.

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  • steam Steam HELLDIVERS 2 - Top 1 selling game in the United States
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 7 months ago 100%

    No couch/local co-op, you'll need your own consoles and game licenses.

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  • showerthoughts Showerthoughts If it's not bad for the lungs, we should fluoridate vape juice.
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 7 months ago 77%

    name one person who died of fluorine poisoning from drinking too much tap water.

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  • warframe Warframe Weekly Warframe: Mesa
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 8 months ago 100%

    that does seem good. Ive just used accelerated isotope on her regulators to give them viral and rad damage. Been considering swapping from Eclipse to Nourish and swapping the build element on the pistols to corrosive so I can rock corrosive, radiation, and viral damage on regulators with a more consistent damage amount and a buff to energy orb efficacy.

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  • games Games 5 years of Apex Legends: how "surreal" success became a fight to stay fresh
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 8 months ago 100%

    I think it did alright staying fresh, I ultimately stopped playing because the game was simply buggy and didnt run well on my machine. Peaced out to play games that did.

    enjoyed learning the movement mechanics, practicing my tracking to burst people down really fast, but between the code:leafs, weird audio, toxic randoms, and expensive cosmetics...idk. hard to justify playing the game regardless of "freshness".

    I figure someday apex will lose profitability enough to get the EA starwars bf2 treatment and get a "celebration edition" or whatever with all the cosmetics in the game for $60. then theyll cut all support for the game and I can decide whether I want to wait for that to go on sale for $5 or just keep playing titanfall 2.

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  • warframe
    Warframe LapGoat 8 months ago 100%
    Death orbs restore energy?
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    warframe Warframe Weekly Warframe: Mesa
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 8 months ago 100%

    I enjoy rocking viral regulators with four red secondary crit archon shards and an orange secondary crit shard.

    Mesa's waltz becomes less necessary if you are good at bullet jumping, hitting 4 and shooting, then hitting 4 again before you land so you can bullet jump again. speedy killing.

    primed sure-footed is a must if you are toggling your 4 a lot for mobility. theres a window where you can get knocked down while in 4 that keeps you from moving, resulting in having to wait for mesa to stand up on her own.

    mesa's 1 is one of the weakest abilities in the game. I put eclipse there as soon as helminth came out.

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  • games Games After Valve says no, Dwarf Fortress and Deep Rock Galactic devs unite to get "very serious" about their very silly demand for a dwarf tag on Steam, and they want your help
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 8 months ago 100%

    I mean by the nature of more popular games getting more votes, its just how this system will always play out.

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  • theonion The Onion Dying Man Confesses Juggalos Are a Myth He Invented to Fuck With Vice
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 8 months ago 100%

    im pouring out a faygo and crashing newgrounds in honor of a real one.

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  • warframe Warframe Weekly Warframe: Limbo
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 8 months ago 100%

    limbo combos well with mesa because regulators arent affected by limbo's abilities. ez duo to clean up defense missions with an unscathed objective.

    I like having a max range limbo and a minimum range limbo so folks are less bothered by my rifted enemies. either everything is rifted or only the objective is.

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  • titanfall Titanfall Sometimes I "X-E-E-E" just to launch them
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 8 months ago 100%

    same with scorch >:3

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  • autism Autism Hello, I'm looking for an inclusive autism community and this looks good
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  • LapGoat LapGoat 8 months ago 100%

    friends.

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  • pcgaming PC Gaming Cult of the Lamb: Sins of the Flesh update goes live on January 16 [yes, "sex"]
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    that is in fact a sheep.

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    Transfurs LapGoat 1 year ago 100%
    Trans deer energy drink

    Trans deer trans deer

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    Trans deer
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    ADHD memes LapGoat 1 year ago 97%
    caramel frappe pls
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    furry_irl https://pawb.social/pictrs/image/eee25e08-a138-4a83-8634-45e67e41c923.webm
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