Jesus is having sex today.

Bye Snapchat.

This is the reason why we have this wonderful emoji from the Unicode consortium

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Complex analysis be like

Where hat

I appreciate that the typeface in the meme matches the Gigabyte company typeface.

So hot.

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Is this what I should do when I am about to Cosine a lease?

I was disappointed when the US Congress cafeteria renamed Freedom Fries back to French Fries.

That's why it's Fleming's right hand rule: his hand is broken.

Free exit hole!

That's one half of the disconnect, women not understanding that men want to be desired every once in a while. The other half of the disconnect is that often men don't realize how much women get outright harassed from this kind of attention. Both lead to enmity over time.

I don't know how to harmonize this on a societal level, other than to remove our physical meatbag forms entirely and become part of a digital hivemind collective consciousness.

201.946 miles per hour for the Americans

Or about 3537 football fields per hour

Wouldn't that just make it more German than anything else?

There is no possible counterargument to this.

I am convinced now.

MAGA folks be like, this guy is so much more physically attractive than Kamala. It must be true since Trump himself said so.

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That teen is lucky to have survived. Getting shot in the face is incredibly lethal.

I like that it took 7 researchers to do this study. It shows commitment to the cause.

As an old fart, I like saying some of the brainrot to Gen Alphas that I know so that it makes them cringe hard. Sometimes in context, sometimes out of context depending on my mood.

Their security guards will eventually turn on them though, provided they aren't shock collared.

Wait is it this or witchcraft? I can never tell anymore.

This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that's symbolic of bureaucracy.

Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.

Oi do you hoive a loicense for that homosexuality?

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties‽

A master baiter, if you will.

It's not just a kernel, it's a lifestyle.

You are putting them in your mouth, so... kinda?

The moderator should also ask the empty podium the same question they just asked Harris, with a brief pause to emphasize that he is a no-show.

Did it detonate? Looks like it just bonked it a bit.

Another of Elon Musk's kids?

Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport

That AT-AT has no head lol

Quality scientific shitpost

I approve of the ol' Razzle Dazzle. Submarines will have a difficult time establishing her position and velocity through a periscope.

Definitely the best way to go.

(brain worm hijacking) If the brain worm tells me to do something, who am I to question it?

Surely eating the meat is a good thing...

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It wouldn't surprise me if Elon unironically agrees with Trump that if you're famous they let you do it.

Your device seems to be stuck 0.575 years in the past!

Hedge funds really like replacing CEOs as long as it makes line go up.