Giving birth is a capital crime, because you're bringing someone who will one day die into the world

Literally 1984

Guy getting with a mermaid is straight.

Feels like most things are lately

Skill issue

What about when we just can't think of anything better to do?

Everything I like will be praised down the ages and everything I don't like will be seen as irredeemably cringe.

I mean he was referring to stuff like border policy so he's not actually wrong.

What meaningful things are you saying instead of cursing?

Trump wakes up being relieved that he's still not in prison, Vance wakes up and says good morning to his Pinochet poster.

Either sabotage Democrats or make them pursue more right wing policies, which is why there was so much Reagan praise at the DNC when every dem voter under 40 hates his guts.

Never read any of those but they sound cool as hell.

I mean what else can you do?

He has an army of cultists who are leaving in an entirely different reality to the rest of us.

Reagan was endorsed by notorious segregationist Strom Thurmond in 1976, who also endorsed Richard Nixon. Not sure about endorsements, but Woodrow Wilson openly supported the KKK.

Think a lot of people joined because they were mad at Reddit's fuckery last year but have since gone back.

Feminism is when you have lasik eye surgery

That week long period of time when it would take 8 hours to charge

On one hand Jill Stein was never going to save us but on the other neither is Kamala.

Guy's outfit and haircut would look good on a lesbian (sincere)

Doing race science is not normal

Tim Walz said that Republicans had become weird and they all got really offended and started doing race science about it, so it works.

Late 20s

Old enough to have seen The Phantom Menace in theaters, young enough to have liked Jar Jar Binks

Whenever the Republicans have campaigned on anti-trans bullshit they've lost. It's getting more and more common for cis people to have trans people casually exist in their lives, and are therefore less likely to be a raging bigot

There's probably millions of Vines that no one ever saw and have been forgotten because they sucked

Subscribe to the channels you like, tell Youtube to stop reccing outrage-mongers

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1p3DNAi9fsqSXNeU0bbi44?si=348d01813fb942c0

Depressing. I miss believing that the future would be weird and cool

I think living in post nuclear armageddon Nevada would fix me

More or less the same as now unless genetic engineering stuff takes off.

No

So what's the combination of frying pans and fires they're going in/out of?

They get to feel superior to vast swaths of the population without doing anything.

I wish conservatives billionaires would say less. I don't care if they're anti-Trump. Being anti Trump is below the bare minimum. Stopped clock behavior

Where is the writer of My Immortal now?

I keep banging on about how hiring practices need to be reformed, and stopping this shit should be the first thing on the agenda

Not since I was a teen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pklr0UD9eSo

Bold photoshoot for someone that guillotineable