tetris11 8 hours ago • 100%
Take heart, Comrade! For even in death, every scrap of your body shall live on in the flesh of all living tovarischista fighting the good fight against the imperialist swine who waste their uneaten fish heads!
tetris11 9 hours ago • 100%
Little did they know that Patches the Cat bit through their LAN lines and actually increased the cost of their communication.
tetris11 10 hours ago • 100%
the luddites were happy to use the new tech, but not for less pay and worse working conditions, so they trashed the machines - and history has sadly looked down on them ever since.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/what-the-luddites-really-fought-against-264412/
tetris11 10 hours ago • 100%
fuck motorbikes, you know exactly why.
tetris11 10 hours ago • 100%
"I need you to drive me to the kebab shop, now"
tetris11 10 hours ago • 100%
wot? how do u liv wiv urself
tetris11 10 hours ago • 100%
I eat the heads and eyes of fish
tetris11 12 hours ago • 100%
*british passport control immediately revoke citizenship*
tetris11 12 hours ago • 100%
How do you spread vegemite on toast though? It's like trying to smear polyfilla.
With Marmite, hell you can practically drink it in some temperatures.
tetris11 12 hours ago • 100%
glad to hear it!
tetris11 12 hours ago • 100%
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Rush Hour: The Lion King
- Carter and Lee take on a nefarious plot to overthrow the king in the African savannah, ultimately foiling Scar's plot and ensuring Simba inherits the throne, whilst working undercover in the Hyena underworld.
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Kung Pow: LotR
- The Fellowship of the Fist must face off against Lord Sauron, but first Frodo must train under True Master Gandalf to achieve his destiny.
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Harry: Potter
- Detective Harry Calahan must infiltrate a secluded military school in the Scottish countryside as the new DADA teacher, in order to take down an organisation known only as "Dumbledore's Army" led by a single battle-scarred teen known only as The Potter.
Top-tier recommendations, good sir
tetris11 13 hours ago • 100%
(it's actually insane at how durable that was under such a high speed, I concede defeat here good sir)
tetris11 13 hours ago • 100%
It'd be cool to meet up with some Lemmy folk
tetris11 13 hours ago • 100%
what is even happening right now
tetris11 13 hours ago • 100%
Thunderbird is a perfect app, it does not need to change.
tetris11 15 hours ago • 100%
Koopa Trooper in the streets, Link in the sheets.
(I look like a scumbag, but I will treat you like a princess)
tetris11 15 hours ago • 100%
This is the wrong approach.
Meat sacks are simulating a digital life.
Flesh is the problem. We need to raise AI in a digital creche and only then shove them into meat sacks once they mature into adulthood.
tetris11 19 hours ago • 100%
I don't know if that's ADHD, your brain just might have learned to willingly forget painful memories. I know mine does.
tetris11 19 hours ago • 100%
Happy the man, and happy he alone,
He who can call today his own:
He who, secure within, can say,
Tomorrow do thy worst, for I have lived today.
Be fair or foul or rain or shine
The joys I have possessed, in spite of fate, are mine.
Not Heaven itself upon the past has power,
But what has been, has been, and I have had my hour.
~ John Dryden
tetris11 1 day ago • 100%
We're talking about a powerhouse sewing machine that delivers blazing fast performance with an overclocked RPM of 1,100 stitches a minute without the need of liquid cooling (the heatsink just drinks water when he's thirsty).
The 23 built in stitches make it highly programmable in the esoteric Loom-speak language, and it can bootstrap itself with an automatic needle threader, ensuring no performance bottlenecks because of the drop-in bobbin system to prevent jams.
Even under high loads, it can punch through demanding fabrics, and the processing pipeline uses a stainless steel bedplate to feed in the fabics, and if you're lost at sea it can easily tether itself to multiple seagulls with a single thread, scaling to whales if you go for the multithread option.
Get real dude!
tetris11 1 day ago • 100%
It's a 4423 heavy duty, it's made for bulk and endurance, not for aesthetics
tetris11 1 day ago • 100%
obviously, but he's been labelled one
tetris11 1 day ago • 100%
I hope their numbers grow to the point that they can't be ignored
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
the sexual harassment might be a bit intense though
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
Uh huh. How many of your neighbours grow their own produce. Maybe 3 in the entire neighbourhood?
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
But Jews around the world reject Israel’s actions. That’s what history will remember.
It's nice to hear, but I gotta say- it's either not loud enough or it really isn't being covered
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
at this point does it matter? the status quo wants her out, so anti-semite is the label they will give
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
I'm equally confused. The initial example takes only land use into account, but you expanded the example with food availability (trade ships exist, but whatever let's assume it's an island in a vacuum...), and when that wasn't enough you expanded it once more to farming animal rearing. So let's stick with that.
Are you advocating that houses would be better for farming and animal rearing given the lesser land availability?
In the apartment example, would it be inconceivable for the much greater surrounding land to be co-opted for farming and animals?
Who said the houses would have a sewer line and not septic tanks?
If we're talking about an island in a vacuum, then that septic tank would need to be routinely emptied somewhere.... which, surprise, means dumping it into the sea.
I’m saying there’s a reason why we have been building villages in village shapes and not in apartment shapes.
Because land in villages is typically owned by several different families who are unwilling to share it. If land boundaries were not a thing, chances are that villages would be highly centralised.
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
If you think the Grenfell Tower cladding issue was just a UK problem, oh are you in for a world of disappointment.
tetris11 2 days ago • 83%
...insurance?
tetris11 2 days ago • 87%
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100 houses:
- sewer lines under each row of houses, joining at the roads, and then emptying into a single pipe that goes into the sea. Lines are low load and low pressure so can get stuck easily depending on weather.
- most homeowners get in their vehicles and drive to the store depending on distance to the store
- 3 homeowners might grow vegetables. Maybe.
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100 apartments:
- single sewer line, high load and high pressure, waste can travel further into the sea
- grocery store on the ground floor of block, next to the kebab shop, apartment owners can take the lift or the stairs.
- 3 apartment owners might grow vegetables. Maybe.
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
...where do the 100 houses get their food?
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
uhh, most of germany yeah.
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
Aww
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
L K @
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
it sounds so innocuous. What's wrong with it?
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
We should... we should kill OP, correct?
tetris11 2 days ago • 100%
the future is not set in stone. Our weather predictive models are finding it harder to predict, given the high variability and uncertainty. Her kids might actually be fine.
tetris11 2 days ago • 50%
until the ruling class need something elseto distract us
I've moved back to my country of birth and Taco Bell seems to be a thing here now. I've tried the quesadillas and the crunch supreme and it's been... life changing. What else should I be trying? ******* Edit: Recommendations so Far | Item | Type | # | Users | Variants | |------------------------+------------+---+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Burrito | Burrito | 9 | EstraDoll, NineMileTower, whotookkarl, ZombiFrancis, Makhno, ashok36, CalcProgrammer1, Zahille7, nullboi | 5 layer / Crunchy / Supreme / Cantina Chicken / Bean & Rice / Cheesy / Grilled cheese / with steak / Beefy | | Gordita | Gordita | 1 | PrincessLeiasCat | | | Chalupa | Chalupa | 7 | Tehhund, JusticeForPorygon, ducklingone, roux, Mesa, zod000, some_guy | deep fried Gordita / supreme beef | | Cinnamon twists! | Dessert | 1 | Leeks | | | Baja Blast | Drink | 4 | acetanilide, Shiggles, NineMileTower, Zahille7 | | | Chicken flatbread melt | Flatbread | 1 | CalcProgrammer1 | | | Fries | Fries | 3 | roux, Lettuce eat lettuce, HubertManne | Nacho / potatoes? | | Value menu Hero | Menu | 1 | EstraDoll | | | Breakfast Menu | Menu | 3 | Florn, TheRealKuni, HubertManne | | | Mexican Pizza | Pizza | 2 | ducklingone, ouRKaoS | | | Quesadillas | Quesadilla | 6 | acetanilide, Shiggles, CalcProgrammer1, propter_hog, PrincessLeiasCat, whotookkarl | Cantina Chicken | | Sauce | Sauce | 6 | AquaTofana, Tehhund, CalcProgrammer1, anon6789, ashok36, ouRKaoS | Diablo / Fire / Green | | Soft tacos | Taco | 4 | Kit, Tehhund, ZombiFrancis, whotookkarl | Basic beef / Potato | | Tacos | Taco | 2 | PmMeFrogMemes, fluxion | Double-decker / Doritos locos / | | Cheesy Gordita Crunch | Taco | 4 | PmMeFrogMemes, databender, NineMileTower, teawrecks | | | Crunch Wrap Supreme | Wrap | 8 | Lettuce eat lettuce, CalcProgrammer1, NineMileTower, queermunist, AquaTofana, ZombiFrancis, anon6789, HubertManne | Breakfast / black bean / Supreme | | Pintos and cheese | Side | 1 | PrincessLeiasCat | | #+TBLFM: $3='(length (string-split $4 ","))
For years, this site served millions diligently, but was taken down today by DMCA
Ours plays the 1979 hit [*Music Box Dancer*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_Box_Dancer) which is weird because it's definitely not public domain. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GoQzA8NTuLA
I can imagine Gus joining the army depending on his relationship with his dad.
Lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPoW19TUfg8 Please, sir, tell me why there's no black **Superman**, **KKK** **kryptonite**? "**God** only makes **Caucasian** **super-heroes**." Please, sir, tell me why we stick **a man on the moon** when life on earth's so cheap? "Son we gotta do our bit for the world **trade deficit**." Please, sir Please, sir Tell me why If **"God is love,"** I'm so **dysfunctional** Please, sir, tell me why there's so much **vagrancy** "**Layabouts** get a job." - Well, there's an opening for a **part-time** **Unabomber** Please, sir, tell me why my life's so **pitiful** but "**the future's so bright.**" Well, I'd look ahead but it **burns my retinas** Please, sir Please, sir Tell me why If "God is love," I'm so dysfunctional
You can regularly sync your memories with your copies (either one way or both ways)
*There Are No Flowers in the Real World* by David Lapham https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Matrix_Comics
Ever since I saw that rollerskater in Vice City all those years ago, I also want skates. A skateboard too would be awesome. Other things that I've seen in much older video games: * Dual wielding weapons (this was a feature in True Crime games). A katana and a gun would be sweet. * Limb deformation (this was a feature in GTA:VC and JediAcademy games) * Chill pedestrians. The simple ability for a situation not to escalate. * Children. I just want to know that they can exist. Happily teleport them away if they're in danger. * Waterskiing. * Kite-surfing * Slow-motion toggle in single-player mode. Sometimes you want to appreciate the spectacle of the simulation. * Seamless interiors. I want to dive out of a skyscraper window. * A hard to fly jet pack. It should not be easy, or stable. * Car bombs (was a feature in GTA2 and GTA3) * Deformable landscapes. Not permanent, but if I bazooka the ground, there should be a trench.
Compare this to this 2020 blog post, which had the source binary at 60MiB https://guix.gnu.org/blog/2020/guix-further-reduces-bootstrap-seed-to-25/
Lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nENIu0D4mJ0 Yeah, bam, bam, bam, heyya, whassup, yeah We was like that you know Yeah, and I bet you got layed back Yeah, I'ma uh, I'm a just sit in here for a couple of hours Man, don't sweat it, yo, we gonna catch some stuff, dude Oh no, I'm kinda tired Nah, **we got a basket**, we're gonna fill this basket before we go, yo Aight, bro Cause there are otha fish... It took a second to register up in my branium My dome, my head, my skull, my cranium My eyes have had enough, it was time to do some talkin I had to creep through the hound-dogs that were stalkin This slimmy caught me peepin, this means she wasn't sleepin on who I was, so she crept in like a hawk In a minute's time, we adjourned to the floor Ooh! I hit a high note cause of the way that she was walkin We got into the groove, I didn't bust no, uh, hip-hop moves I just kept it nice and smooth Next thing you know, we got together, word, I thought we'd be forever Didn't have an um-ber-ella, now I'm soaked in stormy weather whether two birds of a feather fly or fall it'll be together Never sympin, and leave your love life limp There'll be no suicide attempts for this slim-trim kid Cuz you know there's otha fish in the sea, that is, in the sea In the sea that is [Chrous] (In the sea) You know there's **otha fish in the sea** that is x 3 I reminisce, try to clear up all the myths for an imaginary kiss with you again Not even friends, though I wish that I could mend like a tailor and be **Olive Oyl's number one sailor** I ams what I am, still I falls like an anvil She's heavy on the mind sometimes it's more than I can handle But men aren't supposed to tumble into the **den B** Macho, but I **hancho like Pancho** will give in Family oriented, but not Oriental A dame is supposed to claim ya even if you drive a **Pinto** A hero is a **sandwich**, and a **Manwich** is a meal A marriage is a paper, are they fakin or for real? What's the deal **dabbers**? Will you go tumbling after your man and take a stand or will you help him roll faster? The reason why I ask you is because I'm sick of this **B--ch** lickin drip drip from a **niggaz** benefits He doesn't even suit ya and he's surely not ya size I'm surprised that you slept on a heart that's worldwide And when ya open up ya eyes, babe, my mate, I really wish that ya don't bruise a limb, as ya swim with otha fish in the sea In the sea that is [[chorus]] Now, if there ain't no mountain high enough Why ain't you climbin up? My hand has been extended every since the day I lent it to ya I thought I knew ya, but I didn't even know ya Bro, you're stupid, cause ya thought you'd catch a **Cupid** and you found that love ain't two whiffs of shit So I resign or quit It ain't even about the hips, or the lips or the tits or Even the **pussywhip**, **Elizabeth, this is it** Because I slipped and I tripped into a **shoe that didn't fit** And now the next man is stealing my heart away I'd charge him like a bull, but his pull never fades me The kid is going crazy, they steppin with my lady They workin on a baby, I'm **pushin up the daisies**, but hey diddle diddle, I won't **play second fiddle** To no man and stand firm on this And seal up on the bliss with a big juicy kiss Just call me **Big Gibraltor** miss No, I won't diss, I'm just like on to otha fish in the sea In the sea that is (Chorus 3X) You know there's otha, you know that there's otha (chorus repeats 20X) In the sea, baby (4X)
Lyrics: https://www.paroles-musique.com/eng/Murder_By_Death-Brother-lyrics,p02831615 Fourteen years have passed since that day Your stories are the same but the ends have all changed You carried on like you were some type of god Some things will never change We went home to see our folks We laughed and we told jokes It was like we were young again On that deathbed our mother lay How long she's got they still can't say It took all this to get us back together again How long is this going to last You can't keep reliving your past **Screwing over** the ones that you love In the name of some **new drug** So brother, raise another **pint** **Rev up the engine** and drive off in the night See you somewhere some place some time I know there's better brothers but you're the only one that's mine x 2 The **bondsman** came to my door early the next day He said "I come lookin' for you brother You don't know what kind of trouble that he's in" How long is this going to last You can't keep reliving your past **Johnny law** keeps a poundin' at my door 'Cause you screwed up some **new score** So he's standing in the doorway like he owns the place With a look of smug satisfaction on his face I'm gonna give you up Of that he's sure as hell But I take one look at him and I know I'll never tell So brother, raise another pint Rev up the engine and drive off in the night See you somewhere some place some time I know there's better brother's but you're the only one that's mine So brother, raise another pint Rev up the engine and drive off in the night I still look out for you no matter what you heard. They can knock all of my doors down but I won't say a word x 2 Fourteen years have passed since that day and still nothing has changed.
One, two, three! My baby don't mess around Because she loves me so This I know fo sho! But does she really wanna But can't stand to see me walk out the door Don't try to fight the feeling Because the thought alone is killin' me right now Thank God for Mom and Dad For sticking to together Like we don't know how Hey ya! Hey ya! x 4 You think you've got it Oh, you think you've got it But got it just don't get it when there's nothin' at all We get together Oh, we get together But separate's always better when there's feelings involved Know what they say -its Nothing lasts forever! Then what makes it, then what makes it x 2 Then what makes love the exception? So why, oh, why, oh Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh Are we still in denial when we know we're not happy here Hey ya! (y'all don't want to here me, ya just want to dance) Hey ya! Don't want to meet your daddy (oh ohh), just want you in **my caddy** (oh ohh) Hey ya! (oh, oh!) Hey ya! (oh, oh!) Don't want to meet your momma, just want to make you cum-a (oh,oh!) I'm (oh,oh) I'm (oh,oh) I'm just being honest! (oh,oh) I'm just being honest! Hey! alright now! alright now, fellas! Yea? Now, what cooler than being cool? Ice cold! I can't hear ya! I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? Ice cold! Alright x 16 Okay, now ladies! Yea? Now we gonna break this thang down for just a few seconds Now don't have me break this thang down for nothin' I want to see you on your badest behavior! Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor! Ah! Here we go now, Shake it x 9 **Shake it like a Polaroid picture!** Hey ya! Shake it x 8, suga! Shake it like a Polaroid picture! Now all the **Beyonce's, and Lucy Liu's, and baby dolls** **Get on tha floor** get on tha floor! Shake it like a Polaroid picture! Oh, you! oh, you! Hey ya!(oh, oh) Hey ya!(oh, oh) x 3
Hi all, I have an issue where I'm trying to setup my instance, and get as far as being able to register as an admin and login when using localhost, but not on my example domain. When accessing my instance at https://lemmy.mydomain.com, for all appearances it appears to but up and running (I get a nice CSS theme)... but I simply cannot login. It gives 404 post responses. ## Proof of failing login: ``` curl -H 'content-type: application/json' \ --data-raw '{ \ "username":"tetris11", \ "password":"mypassword", \ "password_verify":"mypassword, \ "show_nsfw":true \ }' lemmy.mydomain.com/api/v3/user/register ``` returns: ``` <html> <head><title>302 Found</title></head> <body> <center><h1>302 Found</h1></center> <hr><center>nginx/1.25.1</center> </body> </html> ``` But if I change my domain into localhost: ``` curl -H 'content-type: application/json' \ --data-raw '{ \ "username":"tetris11", \ "password":"mypassword", \ "password_verify":"mypassword, \ "show_nsfw":true \ }' localhost:8536/api/v3/user/register ``` I get ``` { "jwt":"XXYYXXYY.XXYYXXYYYX", "registration_created":false, "verify_email_sent":false } ``` or on repeated attempts: ``` {"error":"user_already_exists"} ``` ### My API is up but cannot be reached by https? My lemmy.hjson ``` database: { # put your db-passwd from above password: "db-password" } # replace with your domain hostname: "lemmy.mydomain.com" bind: "127.0.0.1" tls_enabled: true federation: { enabled: true } setup: { # Username for the admin user admin_username: "tetris11" # Password for the admin user. It must be at least 10 characters. admin_password: "mypassword" # Name of the site (can be changed later) site_name: "Welcome to the My Lemmy" # Email for the admin user (optional, can be omitted and set later through the web> admin_email: "realemail@email.com" } # remove this block if you don't require image hosting pictrs: { ## This port appears to be hardcoded url: "http://127.0.0.1:8080/" } } ``` My lemmy-ui.service ``` [Unit] Description=Lemmy UI - Web frontend for Lemmy After=lemmy.service Before=nginx.service [Service] User=lemmy WorkingDirectory=/var/lib/lemmy-ui ExecStart=/usr/bin/node dist/js/server.js ##Environment=LEMMY_UI_HOST=0.0.0.0:8536 Environment=LEMMY_UI_LEMMY_INTERNAL_HOST=localhost:8536 Environment=LEMMY_UI_LEMMY_EXTERNAL_HOST=lemmy.mydomain.com Environment=LEMMY_UI_HTTPS=true Environment=RUST_LOG=info Restart=on-failure # Hardening ProtectSystem=full PrivateTmp=true NoNewPrivileges=true [Install] WantedBy=multi-user.target ``` My lemmy.service ``` [Unit] Description=Lemmy - A link aggregator for the fediverse After=network.target [Service] User=lemmy ExecStart=/home/lemmy/.cargo/bin/lemmy_server Environment=LEMMY_CONFIG_LOCATION=/etc/lemmy/lemmy.hjson Environment=PICTRS_PATH=/var/lib/pictrs Environment=PICTRS_ADDR=127.0.0.1:8080 Restart=on-failure # Hardening ProtectSystem=yes PrivateTmp=true MemoryDenyWriteExecute=true NoNewPrivileges=true [Install] WantedBy=multi-user.target ``` My nginx.conf ``` limit_req_zone $binary_remote_addr zone=lemmy.mydomain.com_ratelimit:10m rate=> server { server_name lemmy.mydomain.com; access_log /var/log/lemmy.access.log combined; location / { proxy_pass http://0.0.0.0:1234/; ## lemmy proxy_http_version 1.1; proxy_set_header Upgrade $http_upgrade; proxy_set_header Connection "upgrade"; proxy_set_header X-Real-IP $remote_addr; proxy_set_header Host $host; proxy_set_header X-Forwarded-For $proxy_add_x_forwarded_for; } listen 443 ssl http2; # managed by Certbot listen [::]:443 ssl http2; ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/lemmy.mydomain.com/fullchain.pem; # mana> ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/lemmy.mydomain.com/privkey.pem; # ma> include /etc/letsencrypt/options-ssl-nginx.conf; # managed by Certbot ssl_dhparam /etc/letsencrypt/ssl-dhparams.pem; # managed by Certbot } ```
I'm on it, get on it The troops are on fire! Ya know I need it, much closer I'm trading just a little more Step on it, **electronic** The troops are on fire! I'm much deeper, a sleeper Waiting for the **trip** Come on it, get on it I'm carving through a **letterbomb** I need it, loud potions These **drugs** are just an hour away Come on it, electronic A **polyphonic** **prostitute**, the **motors**, on fire Messiah for the animals Ah, oh come on! We got our **backs to the wall**! Ah! Get on! And watch out! Sayin', "Yer gonna kill us all!"
Now "Man is born to trouble Sure as sparks to Heaven fly." So said the man sat all alone In the corner of my eye. I said, "Why the long face? Why so sad? Things cannot be that bad!" He said, "My aching bones tell of trouble on the road And you can't make light of this load" He said, "You can't make light of this load." Now just don't get me started on work, trust or money, There are not enough hours in the day. In a land where nothing works except the answering machines You have to watch what you say. All the high hopes of the Thatcher's breed Lie crushed beneath some eighties creed. Well "Moaning Minnies" we may be just don't let us explode, You can't make light of this load. They say, "You can't make light of this load." Seems that grumbling is a privilege, a pleasure and a pastime For those approaching 'middle rage.' "The burden fits the back" they say, and I know I've got mine, Thank heavens for the minimum wage! "Things only get better, " they cried, But over health and work and money they lied. Well their patron saint is Meldew and complaining is the mode. You can't make light of this load. They say, "You can't make light of this load." "Oh, don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and none goes wrong." So avoid the sad old so-and-so with his sorry episode, Who can't make light of his load, lads! Who can't make light of his load.