I now know why i needed a 3d printer in my life. I thought it was to fix things in the household, and prototyping. No. Now I understand it's true purpose.

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this is a mastodon post, part of the same "network" as lemmy instances. Should it not be possible to have this kind of post as an actual post instad of a screenshot?

For a time i had a black document suitcase as a school bag because i was cool. (somehow no one thought that was cool)

In a similar situation, i just looked at my wife and said "you owe me 5€."

I would love that as much as anyone, but does anyone here seriously believe this will happen?

This is a very brave person

Calling it "supercommute" is such a stupid thing. It should be called "stupidcommute" or maybe "commoronute".

I'm sure this happens today too, the difference is that the question "how is your relationship to her?" would have made no sense in 1980. Back then this was just normal and would not automatically lead to a bad relationship :)

So, do you have any relatives that would want to work for 2$ per hour to assemble 2 baseball caps with good quality per hour?

If so, I think i have a buisness plan.

he's not chosing to lose, he is a one trick pony, and his trick doesn't work against his current opponent.

I saw a post recently along the lines of "in the 80 we only had 2 smells. Old cigarette and fresh cigarette." not wrong that :D

this is a european old city, so definitely a non-euclidian space.

this is cool!

This is a hilarious reaction to anyone older than 40.

times really have changed a lot (for the better).

He didn't. Right? Not even that shithead could say that? Right?

Well, not to brag, but today i sneezed so loud that a neighbour 2 houes down and across yelled "bless". So, yeah, kind of famous.

You should not need to hide your probably extraordinary nice rock collection in the garden. I'll fight your partner for you if you want.

Throwing out my stuff that i was saving is a marriage-ending event.

I'm intrigued: who is the guy who makes sausages?

Compelling argument.

The good thing is, they only need to put water in the top third, the bottom 2 thirds are lubricated by vomit.

It's going to be hillarious to see them trying to get rid of him.
There is not enough popcorn on this continent for that.

that is fake, right?

And that is why humans invented swimming pools.

The religion truth is that days were made by god, and it's the sun that rises in the morning of the day, not the day starting because of the sun.

cute, but get old enough and the lines **do **cross.

Wait, it is? I thought I had seen that movie?

I used to own a ilyama crt, it died a honorable death around 2000-ish while i was playing Dark Age Of Camelot. RIP my friend, i will always remember your 18kg of glass and plastic fondly.

Clearly this is the correct suggestion. Could even tie it in with the story.
"Former 007 agent unhappy with the way the world goes, changes sides and becomes supervillain. He knows everything 007 knows, because he's been one!"

Practically writes itself.

your username shines in a new light after reading this.

not sure, but I do know that "flat design" is absolutely the fucking worst.

5 days too late; was setting up a new PC for a 10 year old, and we had to jump through all the hoops in the world in the terrible microS. family thing just so a kid can play minecraft bedrock edition.

God no. It's a Peugeot, and light hands on black wheel. But the other comment says it has no sensors, except the ones that detect movement of the wheel. so apparently i just have to jerk the wheel randomly, like a BMW driver and it will stop yelling at me.

So, what you are saying is, i"m driving too good, so the car thinks I'm not there? And we want to let those dumb things drive themselves?

oops :)

Is there such a thing as ADHD burnout similar to Autistic burnout? Might be at least not as far of topic then :)

I'm actually all three.

1. i can talk to you and see you are fine, so no reason to ask.
2. helpful advice: don't fall down stairs
3. Also, i'm curious, how did the floor taste?

don't see the problem here.

It's called Burnout.

My car keeps screaming at me to keep my hands on the wheel, WHILE I'M FUCKING HOLDING IT.

That this looks like a meandering river of shit seems more topical to edge.