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    4 weeks ago 100%

    Disney ruined the Hitman industry. There used to be hundreds of small, Mom and Pop assassin bureau's that maybe didn't always succeed in killing the target but you could tell they cared about ending people's lives. They put heart and soul into the assassination business. But now Disney has gobbled all of them up and it's just one cookie cutter hit after another. No creativity, no imagination. They pretty much just walk up to their targets in broad daylight then use the Disney lawyers on the back end if anyone tries to stop them. I sure miss the good old days.

    That was a joke. I don't think Disney is running an assassin business, they're not Boeing.

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  • news News Elon Musk’s Twitter Takeover Is Now the Worst Buyout for Banks Since the Financial Crisis
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    hamFoilHat
    4 weeks ago 100%

    Guess they didn't want to say that Musk shit posted so hard that he ended up being forced to buy the company.

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  • news News DNC chair says majority of delegates have voted to give Harris the Democratic nomination
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    2 months ago 100%

    I didn't think Biden was going to make it another 4 years. I knew what I was voting for and I think most people did.

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  • television Television Am I the only one watching the Olympics opening ceremonies? Because WTF am I watching?
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    2 months ago 100%

    If you are actually heading trouble remembering what years the summer Olympics are in here is something that can help. Summer Olympics, leap years, and us presidential elections are always the same years.

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  • world World News Experts say a twice-yearly injection that offers 100% protection against HIV is 'stunning'
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    world World News US Gaza aid pier to be permanently dismantled after operating for just 20 days – reports | The Guardian
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    news News An $18 Big Mac meal sparked a revolt against high prices. Companies are finally listening
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    hamFoilHat
    3 months ago 100%

    Started eating at Culver's recently. Same price as McDonald's but tastes like actual good quality hamburgers.

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  • news News Pope Francis again uses slur for gay priests in the Vatican: Italian media
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    3 months ago 100%

    People keep focusing on the slur and his apology. The context of what he is saying wouldn't be any better if he used an acceptable word for gay people. Either way, both times, he was saying that there are too many gay priests and that he wishes that there were less of them. This is bigoted regardless of the specific words used.

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  • humor Humor Join the movement today
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    hamFoilHat
    4 months ago 100%

    When I was a kid I came up with a name for the group that snuck in and set up those signs, "Polite People for the Cessation of Byway Maintenance". They always put their protest signs up a respectful distance away and always just the one in each direction, thus the polite people part.

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  • world World News Pope uses homophobic slur in meeting with bishops — reports
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    hamFoilHat
    4 months ago 100%

    So, instead of saying, "Catholic seminaries were already too full of [bundle of sticks]" instead he meant to say that "Catholic seminaries were already too full of homosexuals". I'm not sure fixing the one word helps his message or is actually even the problem.

    The term he used is being censored on here so I used a substitute.

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  • voyagerapp Voyager Feature Request - Remember previous post for reverse-back functionality
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    5 months ago 100%

    As a corollary to this it would also be nice if it remembered where you were when you go back to the community list.

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  • avatar Avatar: The Last Airbender When you think about it, they were lucky it worked. Calling yourself Wang Fire and Starfire Fire is the equivalent of a water tribe guy called Mr Iceberg or Earth kingdom guy name Rocky Mountain.
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    5 months ago 100%

    I always loved how quickly Katara rolled with the Fire last name in that scene. Didn't even give Sokka a dirty look.

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  • linuxmemes linuxmemes The circle of Linux
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    hamFoilHat
    6 months ago 100%

    The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things, and off by one errors.

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions If a question is downvoted on !nostupidquestions, is the question too stupid or was it not stupid enough?
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    hamFoilHat
    8 months ago 100%

    That might not be the best counter example. Now I'm interested in why exactly my stomach growls, and would probably need it explained in simple terms since I'm not a doctor.

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  • linuxmemes linuxmemes Never again
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    8 months ago 75%

    I've tried to use matrix... Is there a good matrix client? Like, one with admin commands? Maybe I just didn't "get" it, but it seemed not even yet half baked.

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  • world World News Tearful Russian billionaire who spent $2 billion on art tells jurors Sotheby's cheated him
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    8 months ago 100%

    Does the second half actually explain how it works? Because the first half, which was all I could read, doesn't really explain how they get the clean money back.

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  • sciencefiction Science Fiction NBC is planning to reboot Battlestar Galactica for the second time. What do you think?
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    9 months ago 100%

    I don't think they should reboot a show or remake a movie that was initially successful and still holds up. Ironically it seems like that's the criteria for rebooting a show or remaking a movie.

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  • doctorwho Doctor Who SPOILERS - Doctor Who: The Star Beast Discussion
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    10 months ago 100%

    The last season of Dr. Who I watched was season 9, so I'm a little behind. I liked a lot of the episode. I appreciated seeing Donna again, and I'm glad of the outcome. I thought the ending was a bit bad and I hated how the TARDIS looked on the inside. I don't know, I guess they are getting back into the flow of things, but something just seemed a bit off for most of the episode.

    I did like the UNIT woman in the wheelchair. Other than the part at the very end she was great and I would hope to see her again. I'm also glad that Donna stayed on as a companion, even if accidently.

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  • memes memes WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH
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    hamFoilHat
    10 months ago 100%

    You know you are using your, um, robot genitals, to um, destroy marriage or play sports or go to the bathroom or something.

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  • selfhosted Selfhosted PasswordManagement: which one of these options would you choose?
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    hamFoilHat
    12 months ago 100%

    Why not Keepass on a webdav server? Both Keepass on the computer and Keepass2Android can open the file directly. If you save it on one it will merge the changes in any other copies you have open.

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  • enoughmuskspam Enough Musk Spam Elon Musk Now Wants to Charge ALL Users For Twitter
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    1 year ago 96%

    He didn't buy the company with the intent to kill it, he didn't even intend to buy the company at all. He made a joke offer to buy the company and took it to far, so they were able to sue him and force him to buy the company. If anything he hoped to get some trade secrets out of them before withdrawing the offer.

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  • reddit Reddit Anti-Evil Operations accidentally revealed a random admin account.
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    hamFoilHat
    1 year ago 100%

    Reddit got caught unprepared by the protests, they are probably working on a shadow mod feature and forgot to hide it from the log. Deleting an already removed post is a fairly inconspicuous way to demo the feature.

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  • reddit Reddit Reddit Mod permabans user for using "female" in post title, proceeds to obliterate all criticism before locking the thread calling them out. Akwardtheturtle reincarnated?
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    1 year ago 79%

    Not only is "female" a dirogitory way to refer to a human woman, but it has been widely know since at least the late '80s. Why do you think the Ferengi in Star Trek:TNG use the term? People at the time weren't confused, they knew immediately that the Ferengi were sexist.

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  • reddit Reddit Reddit Mod permabans user for using "female" in post title, proceeds to obliterate all criticism before locking the thread calling them out. Akwardtheturtle reincarnated?
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    thesimpsons The Simpsons Guess the Episode [Medium]
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    1 year ago 100%

    Legend has it that this is the one episode of The Simpsons that doesn't have Matt Groening's name in the credits because he hated that people thought he made The Critic.

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  • recipes Recipes and Cooking Tips The Best Burger Sauce (uses Duke's mayo)
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    recipes Recipes and Cooking Tips The Best Burger Sauce (uses Duke's mayo)
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    hamFoilHat
    1 year ago 100%

    I happened to have the ingredients for this already so I made some. Tastes pretty good by itself, haven't tried it on a burger yet.

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  • voyagerapp Voyager Feed is mostly memes
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    selfhosted Selfhosted Bookmark saving and syncing.
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    relationship_advice Relationship Advice Should I (38/f) tell my best friend (37/f) that her decision hurt my feelings?
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    1 year ago 98%

    I know it's a weird thing to say, but instead of feeling hurt maybe try to feel disappointed instead. It sounds like your friend wanted you there, and since you weren't she tried to include you. It doesn't sound like they planned to buy the dress without your input, more like an opportunity came up to go shopping. So if you treat it more like a disappointment that you weren't there you can commiserate with your friend then find something else to do together. Being hurt implies that it was more something that your friend did to you than something that just kinda happened.

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    1 year ago 100%

    I think #4 is stated incorrectly. Premises are the parts of an argument assumed to be true. Begging the question happens when the conclusion you are trying to argue for is included, hidden or not, in the premises.

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