dredge_tank The Dredge Tank The genocidal senator and casual wear entusiast has dropped another nuclear take
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 43 minutes ago 100%

    Just need one good bit of blood to get clotted again. Come on, it'd be hilarious.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Any fellow olds remember when sexting was called "cyber sex" and it's slang was "cyber"?
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 45 minutes ago 100%

    Idk I get too caught up focusing on Shadow

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Any fellow olds remember when sexting was called "cyber sex" and it's slang was "cyber"?
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 2 hours ago 100%

    I admit that I had more fun with it than I should have as a kid, and still get down sometimes with the modern equivalent.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Any fellow olds remember when sexting was called "cyber sex" and it's slang was "cyber"?
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 2 hours ago 100%

    hey babe wanna cyber?

    I put on my robe and wizard hat

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  • badposting badposting lmao did you hear what Bill Murray said?
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 4 hours ago 100%

    This is a good bit. Not sure if it belongs here thonk

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank Dude's just telling on himself.
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 7 hours ago 100%

    "Guys, guys, lets find some middle ground! How about instead of exterminated, you just get tortured?" so-true

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank King Bazinga presents some poetry about how we actually need Supply-Side Cultural Christianity.
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 8 hours ago 100%

    I too dabble in the occasional Dynasty Warriors game, much like our lord and savior Elong

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank King Bazinga presents some poetry about how we actually need Supply-Side Cultural Christianity.
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 8 hours ago 100%

    Dont you typically light dope on fire and inhale it?

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank Elon Musk Reveals SNL Cast Didn’t Find His Pitch to ‘Take My Cock Out’ During the Show Funny
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 8 hours ago 100%

    This man lived through the Janet Jackson halftime show thingy, he should know that everything is on a short delay EXACTLY SO SHIT LIKE THAT COULD BE BLURRED

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  • chat chat I'm frustrated and angry. Almost 13 months without work, got another rejection today after 4 interviews.
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    cuddle

    Thanks comrade, appreciate it! Things are going well with the gig work so far, so not too long before rent is taken care of. At least there's that!

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  • chat chat I'm frustrated and angry. Almost 13 months without work, got another rejection today after 4 interviews.
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 10 hours ago 100%

    Care-Comrade

    I know shit sucks out there. Good luck to your friend! The whole world is fucked, and I spend most of my time here just to feel a secure sense of comradery and less loneliness

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  • memes memes Hi, cutie~
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 10 hours ago 100%

    jiot42gmlkvm52kv lwngdipowerijgewnfkdjlnglkds hiiiiiiii

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank From Radical to Lib: Angela Davis "Electing Harris will open space for more radical struggles"
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 10 hours ago 100%

    Yeah, she was

    Read some of her more famous works last year and they were really good and not at all like this.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank From Radical to Lib: Angela Davis "Electing Harris will open space for more radical struggles"
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 10 hours ago 100%

    Yeah, she was

    Read some of her more famous works last year and they were really good and not at all like this.

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank [CW: gender based violence] Wow, cool YouTube. Way to open up a fresh can of trauma.
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 10 hours ago 100%

    RAINBOW HAIR BAD frothingfash

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    I'm frustrated and angry. Almost 13 months without work, got another rejection today after 4 interviews.

    Y'all liked me enough to have 4 different people meet with me, what was the fucking problem? What did I do that made me not ONE OF THE TEN PEOPLE they hired for the role? ![peppino-angry](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/c97e9e77-7443-451d-96e6-0524d49de780.gif "emoji peppino-angry") ![guts-rage](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3a5b2559-0b71-445c-874f-0c384d71c5be.png "emoji guts-rage") A comrade on here was kind enough to lend me their gig work account (once again Hexbear saves my ass IRL <3 ), so I'm chugging away on that to make rent this month, and my power bill is way overdue but I'm sure I can do something for that down the line. I've got another interview with some other company next week, but goddamn. I thought I had this one in the bag. I was hoping to get this weight off my shoulders, but the more time goes on, it just gets....heavier and heavier. Death to Amerikkka, death to techbros, death to the data-driven economy.

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    chapotraphouse chapotraphouse If you're being mean to me on Hexbear, this is who you're being mean to.
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    I would never dream of it cuddle

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  • videos videos [CW: Racism] Editor-in-chief of National Review's brain autocompletes the phrase "Haitian ______" in the least surprising way possible
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 2 days ago 100%

    I shared a room last year in rehab with someone who casually used the gamer word in the way you described. He was like...at least 50 years old.

    So anyways I stole his beanie that he wore almost daily and wiped my asshole with it after I told him "stop using that word" and he refused.

    I don't feel bad about my actions in the least.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Eric Adams vs Reality
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 2 days ago 100%

    In evil Soviet North Korea, those who cannot afford the train fare are punished with execution by gunshot.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse 👏DENGIST POPE👏 👏DENGIST POPE👏 👏DENGIST POPE👏 👏DENGIST POPE👏
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 2 days ago 100%

    Church budget is down these days, gotta save a few bucks

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  • badposting badposting PLEASE don't die!
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 3 days ago 100%

    AMAN HOSS NOTING BEETS CRANKIN MY HAWG AND EETIN SUM BACIN

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Apartheid Clyde strikes again
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 3 days ago 100%

    I'll do it for you - I hope Elon gets shot in the face

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse IM BACK FROM 4 MONTHS OF REHAB
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 4 days ago 100%

    I reckon we might have gone to the same place, your stories sound VERY reminiscent of my stint in rehab.

    Anyways, FUCK YEAH CONGRATULATIONS! Hope you're feeling good!

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  • askchapo askchapo Any leads on online gig work? Need money for rent
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 4 days ago 100%

    o7

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Western media try not to glorify fascists challenge, difficulty: impossible
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 4 days ago 100%

    They should have sanded off all the nazi ink without anesthetic before returning them. Just as a bit.

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    askchapo corgiwithalaptop 5 days ago 100%
    Any leads on online gig work? Need money for rent

    AI stuff has dried up for me, anyone know a way I could make a little over a grand online by month end? I've got plenty of time to throw at whatever is out there.

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    chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Who is the modern day Trotsky? (In any medium/field)
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 6 days ago 100%

    Brianna Wu? Shes the first that comes to mind

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  • politics politics Trump rejects second Harris debate
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 6 days ago 100%

    Mango mussolini, glass of wine, etc

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  • askchapo askchapo If you could be a whimsical forest creature, which would you be?
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 6 days ago 100%

    A squirrel! I'd just collect things to eat all day and play in trees and nap

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Boots Riley with a time machine
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 100%

    Move the date to be earlier because the original cover cause a shitstorm with their label and was changed, and you can see the OG cover in another comment

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  • news news UN Expert Warns Israel on Track to Exterminate Nearly Entire Gaza Population
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 100%

    order-of-lenin

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  • memes memes When the Zoloft hits
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 100%

    I wish people put delightful stuff like this in the Readme files of torrents instead of just fancy borders

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank "Your honor, I motion for this case to be thrown out of court because of exhibit A: a fanboy said 'it might have been a joke' and exhibit B: 😂"
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 100%

    Your honor, is there not a chance that this absent father meant "i have so many kids, you can just take one of mine?"

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank Blahaj user straight up posting Nazi propaganda in World
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 100%

    Deeply unserious posters

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  • food food [Not the Onion] Oreo Coke
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 100%

    kim-salute

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  • food food [Not the Onion] Oreo Coke
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 100%

    Anyone wanna share a can?

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank Blahaj user straight up posting Nazi propaganda in World
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 100%

    Im so glad I found the cool place to shitpost. Yall are the best.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank thank you Cenk, very cool!
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 100%

    rocz-yes

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank Blahaj user straight up posting Nazi propaganda in World
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 100%

    Jesus fucking christ, far too much of that thread is "BUT MUH NUANCEEEEE AHHHHHH smuglord "

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  • memes memes Very cool, joanne
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 100%

    That'd be sick

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  • memes memes Very cool, joanne
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 90%

    Her and Kamala filling cereal bowls of pills to chow down on. Jordan Peterson puts his on his steak.

    The three of them then proceed to take a huge nap, probably.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse If Jordan Peterson was smart he'd fund his own branch of psychology, get it accredited through Prager U then charge out the ass to teach people "Petersonian" style psychology.
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  • corgiwithalaptop corgiwithalaptop 1 week ago 100%

    I'm pretty surprised that word hasn't been used by chuds to describe women they arent attracted to.

    "Ew she has cooties"

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    Da, comrade
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    chapotraphouse corgiwithalaptop 2 weeks ago 100%
    I rescued another dog 2 months ago. He just told me he's a Posadist. Please help, what do I do?

    He keeps telling me to read chapters of Kapital that don't exist, and telling me stuff about dolphins.

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    music corgiwithalaptop 2 weeks ago 100%
    Guitarists, if you own a Boss MT2, consider the Fromel Mod

    It's good folks, got one in a trade today and got to compare it to my drummer's stock one. Night and day difference!

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    I got a cheap android mp3 player and honestly it's fucking cool

    Had a spare 256gb sd card and threw that in, went through the initial setup and downloaded the music related apps I like. It's got an internal speaker that, while not good at all, is enough for me. It's also super nice to see a headphone jack again! Can rip stuff from the internet right onto the device without filling up my phone. Hell yeah. The responsiveness is nowhere near what you'd expect from a phone or more expensive android based things, but it's fine enough if youre just playing media it's totally fine. I know it's not impressive or interesting or anything but I'm really happy to have a dedicated mp3 player again! Reject modernity retvrn to ipod

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    Pets corgiwithalaptop 2 weeks ago 100%
    Happy birthday, Comrade Bailey!

    May your day be restful, our walks long, and your dinner fancy ![fidel-salute](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/9a5763af-1614-43e4-ac08-6099f40c0c55.png "emoji fidel-salute")

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    mutual_aid corgiwithalaptop 2 weeks ago 95%
    [Update: all set!] Could still use help with meds ($40)

    Posted yesterday, still could use a hand. Sorry for posting again, just nervous about lexapro. https://hexbear.net/post/3364155?scrollToComments=false ![Care-Comrade](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/a4b3e07f-7bad-42d1-beb7-a026e0191c37.png "emoji Care-Comrade")

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    mutual_aid corgiwithalaptop 2 weeks ago 100%
    $40 for food, meds, and bus fare

    Could use a few more staples at home, and I've been dealing with doctor bullshit regarding my Lexapro. TLDR is I need to pick up a 2 week bridge prescription until I can talk to the finance department for my primary tomorrow (probably not open today, about to call) about getting seen for free. Have the usual Zelle, venmo, and paypal - holler if you need them! Waiting on some gig work to be assigned this week, so until then, just trying to cover what I immediately need. ![cuddle](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/f1f1e643-1e0f-45a2-b4f1-8ac5f215e26e.png "emoji cuddle")

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    music corgiwithalaptop 3 weeks ago 100%
    Pat Methany - Last Train Home https://youtu.be/iOnbeapXujo

    Walking in the rain on a warm night listening to this under my umbrella

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    askchapo corgiwithalaptop 3 weeks ago 100%
    Anyone got leads on remote gig work?

    The AI bubble is popping, it seems, and the shit i was doing for a while earlier this summer has dried up. Honestly, i just need to make a grand a month for rent (not the exact number but i don't wanna discuss the real amount in public), and my other material needs are met through friends and family, aside from the occasional bill. I've found what seems to be a number of places that hire support agents for large companies, so im gonna get the ball rolling on a few of those tonight - a lot aren't able to hire in Illinois, so ill do what I can there. I basically have as much time as needed for whatever is out there. I just really like remote stuff because 1) ive got two dogs, and 2) im a homebody. And just to get ahead of the question since it'll probably come up - yes, I've gone around the neighborhood in person recently looking for whatever, and can't even get a call back about being a dishwasher or barista. Shit fuckin sucks out there.

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    mutual_aid corgiwithalaptop 4 weeks ago 100%
    Could still use a couple bucks ($20) for household things [Update: all set!]

    All set here!

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    music corgiwithalaptop 4 weeks ago 100%
    All of Hexbear is in the car together, and we pass you the aux cord. What are you playing?

    Bottom text, I'm still scrolling through my phone trying to decide while y'all are poking me and kicking the back of my seat.

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    chat corgiwithalaptop 4 weeks ago 96%
    Have the vibes been off for anyone else today? Things have felt generally...just strange.

    I woke up almost 3 hours earlier than usually, and pretty much immediately had to start going off on my doctor about my lexapro. Chilled for a while after, did small things around the house, napped, and just got back from a not-quite-practice sesh with the bands drummer. We mostly just hooked my amps up to different speakers and played with different gain pedals to get good tone for recording. I dunno, things have just felt....off all day. Sitting in the twilight with the corgi rn and the feeling still hasn't gone away. Oh well, I guess ![shrug-outta-hecks](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/7cc4b291-507e-4aa2-9ba6-35d81eb4a08a.png "emoji shrug-outta-hecks")

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    chat corgiwithalaptop 4 weeks ago 100%
    Me: Hi doctor, I'm still uninsured and unemployed. Can you please refill my antidepressants?

    Doctor: ![bugs-no](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3c2c45ea-64c0-4773-9e0e-c9b437175b35.png "emoji bugs-no") make an appointment Me: But I'm uninsured and unemployed, that's not something I can easily do. Can we PLEASE refill my meds? Doctor: ![bugs-no](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3c2c45ea-64c0-4773-9e0e-c9b437175b35.png "emoji bugs-no") ![guts-rage](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3a5b2559-0b71-445c-874f-0c384d71c5be.png "emoji guts-rage") Really fuckin pissing me off this morning

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    neurodiverse corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 100%
    Anyone taking atomoxetine?

    Started a half dose yesterday per my docs orders, upping to full dose after a week. Damn i feel like it knocks me out of commission. I slammed 2 energy drinks this morning and have brain fog like a mother fucker. It's like im high, got that wet blanket feeling in my brain, but without the fun stuff.

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    games corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 99%
    Yes, ha ha ha! Yes!
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    Pets corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 100%
    HELLO FRIENDS
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    askchapo corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 100%
    Anyone use standalone mp3 players with built in speakers? Thoughts on what's good?

    The past few years, I've been doing most of my music listening off my phone. I use soulseek and just download right to my music folder, but with that comes obsessively hunting for obscure bands and filling up memory fast. I don't use headphones and just let my phone speakers play it pointed at my head out of my breast pocket. I started seeing that some companies make phone sized mp3 players with built in speakers for less than 50. Excuse the Amazon link, but it's just intended to show what im actually looking at. https://www.amazon.com/s?k=mp3+player+with+speaker+built+in&crid=20S689G6SAIXJ&sprefix=mp3+player+with+speaker%2Caps%2C108&ref=nb_sb_ss_ts-doa-p_2_23 So yeah, anyone use these? Do you like the one you have? Is it louder than your phone?

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    chapotraphouse corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 100%
    Generic meds cost at store 1: $30 Generic med cost at store 2: $120

    Truly the most effective system. Death to America death to health insurance death to profit seeking in medicine ![guts-rage](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3a5b2559-0b71-445c-874f-0c384d71c5be.png "emoji guts-rage")

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    mutual_aid corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 100%
    Could use $20 for food and bus fare tomorrow.

    Need to get to the practice space tomorrow to audition a new guitarist, and grab a few necessities in the meantime. Got the usual - venmo, paypal, zelle. Holler if you need any of the payment thingies! Thanks all! ![meow-hug](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/28d86083-caf1-46d9-b565-569425bb5451.png "emoji meow-hug")

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    videos corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 100%
    Any spooky youtube channels you like? Been watching a bit of Mysterious Middle East

    Yeah looking for something that captures that vibe. Obviously I know its bullshit, I don't care that it passes itself off as academic, but I like the fun spooky cosmic/demonic vibes.

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    chat corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 96%
    My dad got covid for the first time at age 75.

    If the last thing Joe Biden does in office is kill my dad, I'm running into the woods and starting a Maoist insurgency group.

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    chapotraphouse corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 100%
    Comrades, Matt Pike (sleep, high on fire) is still having a normal one.

    David-Icke-loving loser. Listen to Plague of Carcosa instead ![side-eye-1](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/1cbb04a6-ba97-4c28-af8e-acf9c9fb0416.png "emoji side-eye-1")

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    chapotraphouse corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 100%
    Hey friends, i made it to Langly! I'm at the CIA barbecue, where are you?

    I was expecting to see my fellow feds and liberals here

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    chapotraphouse corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 93%
    Streamer: hey guys, this poopoo penis piss fart situation is crazy. It really makes my dingle Dong tingle dingle

    anyway here’s a 10 minute ramble with the most lukewarm take imaginable

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    chapotraphouse corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 98%
    Unlimited genocide on the first world? Nah fam. How about...

    unlimited sustain for all guitars? *cranks gain and fiddles with EQ*

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    anime corgiwithalaptop 1 month ago 100%
    Cody you suck you pink hair loser

    In the middle of the Marinefort battle and I've always hated this loser and now every episode he just whines about something

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    memes corgiwithalaptop 2 months ago 97%
    TFW you have a hardcore nicotine addiction

    You'll pry my nicotine from my cold dead hands

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