technology Technology YouTube Premium announces 100 million subscribers
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  • celerate celerate 8 months ago 100%

    This is the first I'm hearing about the content creators getting paid out of the deal. YouTube needs to do a better job of letting people know this.

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  • technology Technology YouTube Premium announces 100 million subscribers
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  • celerate celerate 8 months ago 80%

    I looked at it. The features aren't worth the price at all.

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  • technology Technology I lost my job after AI recruitment tool assessed my body language, says make-up artist
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  • celerate celerate 8 months ago 97%

    Yeah, I am very likely autistic. I wonder when the lawsuits will start.

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  • autism Autism Society loves autistic coded characters more than they love actual people with autism
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  • celerate celerate 10 months ago 100%

    People used to tell me that I reminded them of Sheldon from tbbt as though that was a compliment.

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  • technology Technology Blade Runner director Ridley Scott calls AI a "technical hydrogen bomb" | "we are all completely f**ked"
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  • celerate celerate 10 months ago 100%

    I agree, yet for some reason celebrities who are not qualified to comment on these things have their voices amplified by the media.

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  • technology Technology YouTube cracking on ad blockers.
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  • celerate celerate 11 months ago 99%

    Dear YouTube, if anyone there ever reads this.

    I tried not to block ads, I would let the preroll go and usually not skip it.

    I started skipping ads when they started getting long. I recall some were several minutes long at times.

    I started leaving videos part way through when there were mid-roll ads, and those got long enough that I'd often forget what I was even watching.

    I started blocking the ads outright when I would be watching a relaxing video, and a very loud mid-roll ad would blow out my goddamn eardrums.

    Fuck you YouTube. You abused your users, you chased off good content creators, and now you're offering people no carrot and all stick. How about you offer to match the volume of the ads to the videos, limit the length of ads to something reasonable, and nicely tell viewers that you are making ads less annoying and that unblocking the ads helps pay the content creators.

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  • technology Technology 3D-printed carrot does not rely on large areas of land or maintenance costs, can be cheaper
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  • celerate celerate 12 months ago 100%

    Someone please explain to me how 3D printing vegetables could be cheaper or more efficient than just growing them?

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  • memes Memes Aaaand now she is being sued.
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 68%

    She was Jabba the Hut?

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  • memes Memes Everything is just fine
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    What could go wrong?

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  • syncforlemmy Sync for Lemmy Sync is back on the Play Store, but it's not a third-party Reddit app anymore
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    A fellow RiFugee

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  • mildlyinfuriating Mildly Infuriating Updated my Samsung phone and it installed unwanted apps
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    That seems rather shitty. Can I not blame Samsung for making and selling a phone my carrier can push unwanted software on without my consent?

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  • mildlyinfuriating Mildly Infuriating Updated my Samsung phone and it installed unwanted apps
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    Who makes it so the carrier can do this? Samsung, or Android (Google)?

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  • mildlyinfuriating Mildly Infuriating Updated my Samsung phone and it installed unwanted apps
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 70%

    Not cool, Samsung.

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  • politics politics Biden confronts a 'pissed-off generation' of young voters who may be decisive in 2024
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 50%

    Years ago I heard a joke, I am pretty sure it was on Royal Canadian Air Farce (the chicken cannon was the best part). The joke went "Canadians don't vote for who they want, they vote against who they don't want."

    You are living up to that joke.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's a company secret you can share now that you no longer work there?
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    This one doesn't surprise me. I remember a recording of a guy in India doing a job interview over the phone. He had a friend on a other phone giving him the answers to the test questions. The person giving the interview heard enough in the background to figure this out, and gave the cheater tips on how to be less obvious next time.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's a company secret you can share now that you no longer work there?
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    My impression is that being an MSP is a turn-key solution. A bigger company sells you the tools, training and support staff so you can cosplay as an IT company. The companies providing the tools, training and staff are making you dependent on them too, as well as making bank referring you to their partner solution providers.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's a company secret you can share now that you no longer work there?
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    The ISP here does exactly that.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's a company secret you can share now that you no longer work there?
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    My boss paid for contacts from a lead generation company. Said company provided us with a bunch of names and phone numbers, and said they had called to make sure the clients were interested before providing us the list.

    When I called, I would get told off and the prospective clients would tell me they had never heard of us and didn't get any calls prior. I reported this to my boss. He went back to the leads company with this and they told him "oh, we definitely called these people" and that was good enough for my boss.

    Thank God he scrapped that lead generation plan. I don't know how much he paid the lead generation company, but I'd wager they wrote a web scraper for school and ISP contacts and just sent him that list.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's a company secret you can share now that you no longer work there?
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    I worked for a company that was also a small ISP. If the internet service for our clients went down we were not allowed to tell them the truth. We either had to blame the upstream provider, or act like we had just heard about it and were looking into it.

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  • 196 196 Nazi lives don't matter (rule)
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    My parents raised me with unfortunate views, as did the churches they forced me to attend. It was only through life experience that I came to realize they were wrong.

    Violence didn't help me, it made me feel isolated and more inclined to think that those using violence against me didn't have rational arguments against my views.

    Violence doesn't win arguments, and it should be a last resort, using it for instant gratification is a sure strategy to prolong conflict.

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  • 196 196 Nazi lives don't matter (rule)
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    My parents raised me with unfortunate views, as did the churches they forced me to attend. It was only through life experience did I come to realize they were wrong.

    Violence didn't help me, it made me feel isolated and more inclined to think that those using violence against me didn't have rational arguments against my views.

    Violence doesn't win arguments, and it should be a last resort, using it for instant gratification is a sure strategy to prolong conflict.

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  • 196 196 Nazi lives don't matter (rule)
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    My parents raised me with unfortunate views, as did the churches they forced me to attend. It was only through life experience did I come to realize they were wrong.

    Violence didn't help me, it made me feel isolated and more inclined to think that those using violence against me didn't have rational arguments against my views.

    Violence doesn't win arguments, and it should be a last resort, using it for instant gratification is a sure strategy to prolong conflict.

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  • linuxmemes linuxmemes red hat is a threat to free software
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    I thought the whole point of open source is that if you don't like what one party is doing, you fork the work and make your own version.

    I can't ignore that Red Hat has also historically made a lot of contributions to Linux.

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Are there really that many terrible drivers out there?
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 94%

    Here's my hypothesis so far.

    People have to drive. That's the way cities in North America are made, and I suspect the same applies in a lot of other countries.

    There are people that enjoy driving, but when it becomes something you have to do in order to get chores done, it's understandable if it's not fun anymore.

    These two points above make some kind of case for why I would say most people driving don't actually want to be driving most of the time.

    Now, we also have annoyances while driving. There is a street light I often have to wait at which will give me an eternal red light even when there is no traffic. There are a lot of cyclists here that want to be treated like cars, but don't want to show the same considerations to cars. Basically, driving can be aggravating, and people may form bad habits in response: such as driving very close to cyclists to pass them without going into oncoming traffic, or racing to beat a red light at all costs.

    In conclusion, I think a lot of people don't really want to be driving, don't stay mentally engaged while driving, and will act like assholes while driving because they expect other people to do the same to them and the driving experience is frustrating.

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  • syncforlemmy Sync for Lemmy New sync user
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 0%

    I hate to have to say this, but Jerboa isn't good. I can't even say it's a step up from just using a mobile browser, because at least a browser doesn't crash.

    Jerboa now keeps telling me that lemmy.world is outdated and some of the features stopped working. That's just not a worthwhile upgrade from using a browser right now.

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  • syncforlemmy Sync for Lemmy New sync user
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    I was also a rif user. I am looking forward to a good app for lemmy.

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Should Lemmy have Karma?
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    When I was really young I just started saying what was popular and started accumulating tons of points on OSNews. It was a learning experience: I realized I wasn't being true to myself and I learned to recognize it and stop.

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    Ask Dad celerate 1 year ago 100%
    Can I use any windshield washer fluid I want for my car?

    Can I use any windshield washer fluid I want for my car, or do I have to match it to whatever remains in the resevoir?

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    lemmyworld Lemmy.World Announcements Anyone here wanting to join a sub similar to a Reddit one, but it's not here and you don't want to make it because you don't wanna be in charge?
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    /r/dailyprogrammer New challenges on there pretty much came to a halt. It would be great if it could be archived at least. I would browse through the challenges and pick one out.

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  • cats cats kiti :)
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    10/10! Product exactly as advertised. Would buy again.

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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    I'm frustrated that wired networking equipment faster than one gigabit is still expensive. My employer at the time upgraded to Gigabit equipment in 2016. Since then we have been on Gigabit. It's sad to me that even today 2.5 Gbps network equipment is uncommon.

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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    Thunderbolt can create a network link between computers. A co-worker and I tried it out and we are excited to test what transfer speeds we can get with it.

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  • networking networking When your kid asks for a switch for christmas
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    That CCNA is going to make him money when he grows up.

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  • memes Memes Why do I get Russian ads? I don't even understand Russian.
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    And then YouTube decides to get upset at people who block ads. Before there was even a paid option I just gave up on videos because the midroll ad made me forget what I was even watching. Or, I would be falling asleep to something relaxing and quiet, and then nearly shitting my pants because the world's loudest ad began to play.

    Maybe I should be thanking YouTube for convincing me to finally set up some serious ad-blocking on my whole network.

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  • memes Memes My girlfriend in 40°C weather
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    I didn't see a preview. I was getting ready for a picture of your hand drenched in sweat.

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  • reddit Reddit Is there any feedback of the current blackout? Feels like everything will be over soon and it's going on like before.
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    It's amazing what subreddits exist that I had no idea about. I don't know if humanity will ever recover from this loss.

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  • technology Technology Collection of free software
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    It really bugs me after all these years that we haven't simply started calling Open Source software just OSS or Open Software to get rid of the ambiguity.

    The whole, that's "free" software, not "FREE" software thing is older than sin and I think it might be Richard Stallman's fault we even have this discussion.

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  • technology Technology Collection of free software
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    If love to see Python under "Data and Statistics".

    The whole list seems old though, are all of those programs still available? I suspect there are other great new programs that could go on a list like this.

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  • memes Memes Especially true when you're in a rush
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    For some reason my body seems to learn a schedule for going to the bathroom, regardless of whether it's solid or liquid.

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  • memes Memes Is it just me?
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    I'm sorry, I'll try to be more violent.

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  • lemmyworld Lemmy.World Announcements Test post. Please ignore.
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  • celerate celerate 1 year ago 100%

    Oh no! I accidentally replied!

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