Looks like meat's off the menu boys, but we've got this suspicious looking pizza

You talking to me?

Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?

These are great!

Is Dr Patches' degree medical or academic?

Hard to get more traditional than this!

Ugh, my username is also Bort

If the mouth is closed then crocs have their teeth poking out, gators don't. If the mouth is open then consider running away.

No feedback really other than I like the pics, keep up the good work!

That's a kookaburra

Just a lowly, lowly cook

Night Drive - Chromatics

Have you tried calling the new number for the emergency services recently? Fortunately there's a little jingle to help you remember it.

Even these lads can tell this isn't a car

You've not been to my local then?

The SNP master plan!

@bort

You talking to me?

Repeat with exponential growth, starting asking everyone you know if they want any spiderlings

if bear not friend why snoft and round

I want to see the cat but I can't, are you able to direct link the video?

Hello, yes, this is dog

Do you guys not just put your hand luggage under the seat?

Cool people link the relevant xkcd

Sitting still for the photo and everything!

Hardly aged like milk Bernie, you sounded as mad now as you did then!

This news isn't about foxes :(

Count in binary up to 1023 on your hands you filthy casual

Sneaky bastards!

This was taken in southern England so could well bee be one!

I always thought hoverflies were way smaller

Mechanically it still is

Don't need to hire proofreaders when people buy the books and post their own interpretations anyway!

I know whatever environment I run my shell script in has sh, I can't rely on (the right version of) python being there.

Careful, that attitude is how we ended up with this infestation of JavaScript!

Thankfully I was protected by glass!

A trigger, hence my amazing pun

Front three spines are venomous, I believe. They flex them if you get too close!

This sort of nonsense right here is why infosec people warn about having physical access to machines

It's number one for a reason!

Exactly. Website is a medium to gain information, website is not art. Web designer is the person who makes the frame, not paints the canvas.