There's a secret hack to working and still getting medicaid; fraud.

"I sent toebeans, pls respond."

Considering the Saturn rocket program was run pretty much entirely by paperclipped nazis, I'm gonna have to go ahead and say "nothing new under the sun."

A politician's job they say is very high,

For he has to choose who's got to go and die,

They can put a man on the moon quite easy,

While people here on earth are dying of old diseases.

Imodium works like a charm. It's a weird atypical mu-opioid agonist, so that shit will bind you up real good.

I don't believe you. You can't convince me that someone didn't smash Oscar the Grouch with a comically large wooden hammer and send him to the bottom of the ocean.

Uncritical support to the heroes of the resistance in their struggle against the genocidal zionist entity. Glory to the martyrs.

Can't wait to see the Amerikkkan navy get sent straight to hell by a barrage of DF-21Ds within hours of shit going hot.

I'm trying to listen to Black Sabbath at work, but the computer's output levels aren't high enough to damage my eardrums. Looks like I'm going to have to repair one of my pairs of headphones and bring a DAC to use with them. Regardless;

P.S.- WILL SOMEONE ANSWER THE GOD DAMN PHONE ALREADY?

DAWGS OF THE WORLD UNITE! Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay.

If you get any more powerful you'll be able to shit while running at full speed.

Based and Cryptid-Pilled

Not according to the North American Dogman Project.

Brb, gonna mix vape juice in with the estradiol that I blast into my leg.

DMs are open if you need to talk about anything. Anytime.

Will he please just fucking die already?

Yeah, like shooting heroin but without the heroin.

Most likely a little column A, a little column B. Plus addicts love ritual. The act of fixing up your junk before you use it can be just as addictive as the substance itself. For example, I've known people who quit smack but kept shooting up water just because they were addicted to the needle and the rituals around using. I feel like smoking is the same way, regardless of the nicotine there's some relief in satisfying the craving.

I quit heroin and cocaine a few years back, I was a serious junkie for a long long time. Smoking is a way harder habit to kick.

Don't worry. After a while all your boy teeth will fall out and then your girl teeth will grow in.

I'm absolutely fuming with hate and rage. I want to see the zionist entity bombed into the fucking stone age. The time has come and gone for them to pay for their crimes. Death to the zionist entity, death to the Great Satan, eternal suffering and torment to all who are complicit in their crimes.

Someone should send them a carefully crafted gift in the mail

The Donner party has entered the chat.

It appears as though they were licensed from a Taiwanese company called Gold Apollo. There's a post a little further down regarding a public statement made by the company.

I have damaged multiple zionists eyes with my super powerful flashlight. It's a great way to make people fuck off without putting hands on them.

You deserve to be happy, comrade. You're going through big changes in your life right now. Things will get better but, but it takes time. I used to struggle with self harm and suicide too, I know to an extent how you're feeling. It won't be like this forever, but in the meantime it's going to take work and won't be easy. Again, much love, and do something good for yourself today.

I can't wait for to fucking die. It's going to be the best day of my life

The worm really was calling the shots, huh?

Things can and will get better if you stick it out. Feelings are temporary, and in retrospect all your problems will seem insignificant. Love you, comrade and I hope you get some relief soon.

People this dumb and gullible should be in an assisted living facility, not operating heavy equipment.

“I had the most powerful feeling,” he said.

That's probably just the Pervitin.

Bleach + Ammonia

Suggestion; how about we start with Phase 4?

I just got it pre-broken because I'm clumsy and wanted to cut out the middle man.

I use one of these guys. It's set up with the humbucker size P90s and tape wound strings. I don't have callouses anymore because the tapes are so easy on my fingers.