At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I'd imagine

Yeah but if you unify the government into one person, you could then technically drown that person in a bathtub, q.e.d. small government. Checkmate libruls!

This seems wild to me. So they seem some guy using chopsticks and they're like "git him, oh wait hold on...raw fish: Japanese, fried rice: Chinese. Wait what did Ruth say about noodles... Flat noodle, Chinese foodle, noodles in broth or round, go get that clown."

He's more shill than man now: vapid and evil.

Like a bunch of different kinds. Whatever makes me look like an out of touch wingding.

What if I told you the state's monopoly on violence is textbook terrorism?

Alt headline: Republican party worse than it has ever been thanks to fundamentalist dingbats and narcissistic sociopaths

I mean whomst among us hasn't done a little Pet Cemetery because we were sad about the short lifespans of our furry friends.

*Fewer kittens, more pussy

Yeah! He should've done it on a street!!

Certainly this is the dorkest timeline.

Ranch it up! It's 8:40 bro!!

It's weird how words come around again. I'm sure he meant this in the American liberal v conservative context, but it also works in the old meaning of liberal in the sense of "people who don't want a king"...

Who is doing the operations, Don? The school nurse with the cafeteria staff handing them scalpels and shit?? Band teacher anesthesiologist. OK I'm done.

Alas: also shaped like cocks

Sons of removed had it coming after they killed Orange Julius

No it's fine Bubbs. See it says protect and serve. Serve who? Serve us. Now stand lookout while I do a little self service with this hose and some chicken chips for after.

Right? And also having a straight up eight way because I can't stop putting Linux on stuff

Yeah, for sure. I sure hope she brings her A game and can bait him into being a psychopath, regardless of which Trump shows up. Isn't that right, other Barry?

I'm out until one of these can assist with my crank

Narcy Potter

This is from that shitty movie with Ryan Gosling, right? Where he tells Steve Carrell not to use a straw because it's like sucking a cock or something.

They didn't ask me or my friends. We all know you get more stoned if you switch strains throughout the day both because of the differences in CBD/THC and the others as well as the essential oils (terpenes). THC is kind of an enhancer psychoactive so it will just kind of riff off your current mood for good or bad and all that shit can be tweaked by the other chemicals in your bud.

It's gunna be a thing in the next Batman, bet.

Customer facing, so I think I wrote the one with the cat..

We have Hitler at home:

Dude...too soon.

What in the wide, wide world of sports is that supposed to mean?

Willie hears ya, Willie don't care.

Thanks stranger!

That'll learn you to not attempt divination based on statistical probability.

So Biden should probably just shoot this motherfucker, eh?

Right? I immediately thought of Ron Swanson's note, but at least he was nominally in charge of the parks.

Monoculture: not even once.

Ah how did I miss that?? I hope the dems bring more than their usual razor wit...

Harris launches bare-knuckle attack while her pendulous balls swing.

I read the article to see who was gunna get knifed, but couldn't find the source quote. I hope it's Mike Johnson, proverbially or whatever.

Yet again I'm not saying this isn't bad, I guess I'm just surprised people are just catching on to this shit. Look into meshnets. Get a DV handycam. Keep it secret keep it safe. Practice good op sec. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

NSA: AM I A JOKE TO YOU??

OK explain then. The AI flags you as a criminal and the cops give you a ticket for looking like a crim? The burden of proof is on the state. Now they have more 2x more shit to investigate which means more cop hours. Idk like I also hate the privacy aspect it this but it seems like a boondoggle that will also waste lots of taxpayer money and it would be good to attack it from two rhetorical angles.