microblogmemes Microblog Memes But I have so many followers!
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  • Toldry Toldry 3 weeks ago 100%

    i'm so sick of hearing about twitter

    we need more posts about twitter

    pick one

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  • vexillology Vexillology Prompted ChatGPT with "create an SVG file representing the flag of X"
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  • Toldry Toldry 3 months ago 100%

    I don't have the SVG files any more, sadly.

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  • technology Technology Butts, breasts, and genitals now explicitly allowed on Elon Musk’s X
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  • Toldry Toldry 4 months ago 100%

    twitter.c*m

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  • 196 196 took blåhaj to pride parade rule
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  • Toldry Toldry 4 months ago 100%

    It is!

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  • Toldry Toldry 4 months ago 100%

    i did find another person who brought their mini-blåhaj tho!

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  • Toldry Toldry 4 months ago 100%

    lots of people gave me looks of acknowledgement and appreciation for blåhaj

    but no one recognized/acknowledged the color scheme from my scarf/sash :(

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    world World News Israel War Cabinet member Benny Gantz files motion to dissolve parliament
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  • Toldry Toldry 4 months ago 100%

    Right before October 7th, Israel was in the midst of a huge political upheaval because of the looming judicial overhaul. Gantz was the leader of the opposition, and the main political rival of Netanyahu. The country was extremely divided, almost verging on civil war.

    Right after October 7th, Israelis were focused on unity, survival, and combatting Hamas, Hezbollah, and other threats.

    Gantz joined the war cabinet mostly to signal that whatever disagreements he and his party have with Netanyahu [of which there are many], he still prioritizes national unity in the face of existential threat.

    This unity was fragile, and by now the political infighting in Israel is back in full swing.

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  • til Today I Learned (TIL) TIL scientists stepped on 175 rattlesnakes with a fake leg to see how many would bite. The study found that only 6 bit. The rest just froze or tried to wiggle away. Snakes just want to be left alone.
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  • Toldry Toldry 4 months ago 100%

    don't step on snek

    unless it's for science

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons
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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 100%

    Pee

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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 85%

    My friend, I will give you the benefit of doubt and believe you when you say that this post's purpose was to make fun of how shitty Twitter's community notes are, and that is indeed an important topic to shed light on, so people won't treat community notes as reliable.

    However,

    You can rest assured that a significant portion of the people who saw this post believed it as straight fact.

    It is impossible to overstate how gullible people on the internet are, and how readily they will straight up believe conspiratorial BS, especially surrounding controversial topics like Israel.

    That's how Poe's law works, and it is attitudes like yours that don't take this shit seriously that end up inadvertently contributing to an environment full of libelous antisemitic conspiracies on the internet.

    I beseech you to carefully consider this stuff if you ever plan to post such a thing again.

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  • programmerhumor Programmer Humor The Millennial CAPTCHA
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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 50%

    /(=✪㉨✪=)\

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  • android Android If it works, kill it.
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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 100%

    Tombstone 2025-2027 Google Euthanasia

    Will be killed 3 years from now, Google Euthanasia will have been a service to order remote drone assassins for instant palliative relief. Closed due to privacy laws in the EU.

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  • android Android If it works, kill it.
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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 97%

    I've been using 'Pocket Casts' on Android for years. Highly recommend it.

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  • fuckcars Fuck Cars I'm experiencing an anyeurism
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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 100%

    Correct!

    51.503, -0.111

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  • world World News Ukraine backers blast ‘double standard’ after allies rush to Israel’s defense
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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 100%

    It's worth supplementing this with his earlier statement from 2 days ago:

    “Ukraine condemns Iran’s attack on Israel using ‘Shahed’ drones and missiles. We in Ukraine know very well the horror of similar attacks by Russia, which uses the same ‘Shahed’ drones and Russian missiles, the same tactics of mass air strikes,”

    “It is critical that the United States Congress make the necessary decisions to strengthen America’s allies at this critical time,” he says.

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  • world World News Ukraine backers blast ‘double standard’ after allies rush to Israel’s defense
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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 80%

    Another part of the answer is geographical. Jordan helped Israel intercept because their airspace is between Iran and Israel.

    The distance between Russia and Ukraine is far shorter.

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  • world World News Ukraine backers blast ‘double standard’ after allies rush to Israel’s defense
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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 100%

    Zelensky's tweet full text:

    The entire world witnessed allied action in the skies above Israel and neighboring countries. It demonstrated how truly effective unity in defending against terror can be when it is based on sufficient political will.

    Israel, the United States, the United Kingdom, France, and Jordan acted together and with maximum efficiency.

    Together, they prevented terror from prevailing. And they are working together, and in coordination with others, to prevent further escalation.

    Israel is not a NATO member, so no action, such as triggering Article 5, was required. And no one was dragged into the war. They simply contributed to the protection of human life.

    "Shaheds" in the skies above Ukraine sound identical to those over the Middle East. The impact of ballistic missiles, if they are not intercepted, is the same everywhere.

    European skies could have received the same level of protection long ago if Ukraine had received similar full support from its partners in intercepting drones and missiles. Terror must be defeated completely and everywhere, not more in some places and less in others.

    I thank everyone in the world, every leader and state, who truly assists us with air defense and missiles necessary to protect our skies, as well as training our pilots on F-16s. All of this already works and will continue to work to save lives.

    However, we can now see how unity can work truly a hundred percent, and how almost a hundred percent of “Shaheds” and missiles can be intercepted. We will discuss it with our partners.

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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 100%

    boxers had zap of gay jock love, quit women

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  • android Android Android 15 will free you from using Google Wallet as your default wallet app
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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 100%

    It has a major flaw: it works from anywhere so long as the phone is unlocked.

    I wish there was an option to set it that payments work only when I open the wallet app.

    To avoid accidentaly triggering a payment, what I do now is manually turn NFC off after every payment

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  • worldnews World News Germany cancels pro-Palestine event, bars entry to Gaza war witness
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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 28%

    Which Israeli speakers do you think should have been barred from speaking in Germany if they were even handed in censorship?

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  • world World News I believe in another Israel – one not defined by Benjamin Netanyahu and his cronies
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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 35%

    Your stance is as extremist as Ben Gvir and his ilk who say the same exact thing except replace "Israel" with "Palestine"

    Don't pretend to be an advocate of peace

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  • worldnews World News Germany cancels pro-Palestine event, bars entry to Gaza war witness
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  • Toldry Toldry 5 months ago 33%

    “A speaker was projected who was subject to a ban on political activity,” Berlin police said on social media. “There is a risk of a speaker being put on screen who in the past made antisemitic and violence-glorifying remarks. The gathering was ended and banned on Saturday and Sunday.”

    The UK’s Jewish Chronicle reported last year that Abu Sitta spoke at a Beirut ceremony on the anniversary of the death of a founder of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP), Maher Al-Yamani.

    The report said Abu Sitta wept as he “hailed the late terror group founder for his success at striking fear into the hearts of Israelis.”

    Terrorists from the PFLP participated in the devastating October 7 attack.

    On October 8, Abu Sitta promoted a social media post which said Gazans should “fight back and die in dignity” as they were “going to die anyway,” the UK’s Jewish News reported.

    Source

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  • programmerhumor Programmer Humor Hate it when that happens
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  • Toldry Toldry 6 months ago 75%

    Kagi is a payed search engine service that has worked well for me so far

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  • microblogmemes Microblog Memes It's too important to do on a phone
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  • Toldry Toldry 6 months ago 100%

    My habit is to always turn webviews to actual browser tabs. There's never a disadvaneage

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes Can't wait for movie adaptation of this.
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  • Toldry Toldry 6 months ago 100%

    Yup, that's also a thing that happened.

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes Can't wait for movie adaptation of this.
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  • Toldry Toldry 6 months ago 60%

    The 'expectation' and the 'reality' bits both happened.

    IDF rescues 2 hostages from south Gaza’s Rafah in daring nighttime operation

    https://www.timesofisrael.com/idf-rescues-2-hostages-from-south-gazas-rafah-in-daring-nighttime-operation/

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  • 196 196 queen ms. points rule
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  • Toldry Toldry 6 months ago 100%

    She recently posted a new Tangent for patrons

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  • 196 196 Dutchy of Gelderland war banner says trans 🏳️‍⚧️ rule
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  • Toldry Toldry 6 months ago 100%
  • 196 196 Dutchy of Gelderland war banner says trans 🏳️‍⚧️ rule
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  • Toldry Toldry 6 months ago 100%

    Full painting:

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    Dutchy of Gelderland war banner says trans 🏳️‍⚧️ rule

    This was cropped out of [The Siege of Rhenen, Master of Rhenen, c. 1499 - c. 1525](https://www.rijksmuseum.nl/nl/collectie/SK-A-1727) > # The Siege of Rhenen, Master of Rhenen, c. 1499 - c. 1525 > oil on panel, h 182cm × w 143cm Catalog entry > > On July 8, 1499, soldiers of the Duke of Gelderland entered the Utrecht city of Rhenen and set fire to houses. In this way the duke tried to expand his power. But his attack failed and the Gelderland troops withdrew.

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  • Toldry Toldry 6 months ago 100%

    We're on our way to Twitter having 3 year old Lemmy screenshots

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  • world World News Israelis stage largest anti-government protest since the war in Gaza began
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  • Toldry Toldry 6 months ago 100%

    It's pretty likely that at least some are still alive, since they were probably held in the Hamas tunnels under Gaza, safe from bombs.

    Hamas knows that living hostages are their strongest cards in negotitation, and they have historically gone to great lengths to secure this advantage.

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  • artporn artporn Hand with Reflecting Sphere - M.C. Escher (1935)
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  • Toldry Toldry 6 months ago 87%

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  • memes Memes the universe is my dom
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  • Toldry Toldry 6 months ago 100%

    I've never been a tumblr user, but i've been subscribed to multiple "curate tumblr"-style online communities for YEARS and i haven't picked up on your two last points

    i appreciate the thorough explanation

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    technology Technology Sweeping EU rules for tech giants take effect today. Here’s what’s changing | CNN Business
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  • Toldry Toldry 7 months ago 100%

    SEO ruination

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  • funny Funny You are cursed with the gift of true sight
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  • Toldry Toldry 7 months ago 100%

    I am plagued by nightmares

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    Fuck Cars Toldry 7 months ago 93%
    🍝🚗🧠♈
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    programmerhumor Programmer Humor I need this....
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  • world World News Sri Lanka ends visas for hundreds of thousands of Russians staying there to avoid war
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  • Toldry Toldry 7 months ago 100%

    She described being enraged by them and wanting to strangle them, but then she takes a deep breath and reminds herself that that kind of violent impulse is what wrought this war in the first place, so she tries to avoid that type of thinking

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  • world World News Sri Lanka ends visas for hundreds of thousands of Russians staying there to avoid war
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  • Toldry Toldry 7 months ago 100%

    I visited Sri Lanka a few months ago, I remember visiting Hikkaduwa (a beach town in the south-west) and there were tons of Russian tourists there. All the local businesses had signs in Russran, and some hotels rooms even had Russian flags hanging from the balconies.

    I remeber talking to a Belarussian woman who has escaped Belarus when the war on Ukraine started because she was a political dissident and it was dangerous for her to stay. She's been working there as a waitress ever since she arrived.

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  • politics politics ‘My ultimate and absolute revenge’: Trump gives chilling CPAC speech on presidential agenda
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  • Toldry Toldry 7 months ago 100%

    Linguaphobia! That's a new one

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    Blåhaj Toldry 7 months ago 100%
    Spent 8.5 hrs in IKEA
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    linuxmemes Toldry 8 months ago 90%
    Linux laptop recommendation thread🐧💻

    I'm on the market to buy a new laptop, and Lemmy has successfully coaxed and goaded me to give Linux a serious try. I've never used *nix as my personal OS. Which hardware/laptop do you recommend? And which OS to pair it with for a Linux newbie? I'm a software engineer, and quit my job to pursue an MSc in AI. So my uses will be: - programming - study - browsing lemmy - gaming

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    Sync For Lemmy Toldry 9 months ago 96%
    Feature request: show downvote count

    Currently Sync only shows submission and comment score (score=upvotes-downvotes). This is the main reason I'm currently using Thunder instead of Sync. Please add seperate counts for upvotes and downvotes!

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    Where to find torrents?

    I used to use thepiratebay.org, but recently it seems the quality of the site has degraded. I sometimes also use 1337xx.to , but that site seems to have a very small selection. Note that I couldn't find an answer to this question in the [wiki + meathread](https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/10901), so if the answer is already there, please direct my attention to it 🙏🏴‍☠️

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    pangram rule

    Annotation for screen readers: A galaxy-brain meme with four sections: - The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog - Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow - Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs - Boxers had zap of gay jock love, quit women

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    asklemmy
    Ask Lemmy Toldry 1 year ago 100%
    What is easier said than done?

    I always though the phrase "that's easier said than done" is silly because nearly *everything* is easier said than done

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    The Onion Toldry 1 year ago 100%
    Ground includes The Onion's "American Voices" in its news aggregator

    Link to The Onion article: https://www.theonion.com/restaurant-hired-fake-priest-to-extract-confessions-fro-1850575819 Link to Ground's coverage of this story: https://ground.news/article/a-restaurant-must-pay-workers-140-000-after-allegedly-hiring-a-fake-priest-to-extract-confessions-of-workers-sins_52c84b I find it both hilarious and impressive that they bother including a satire news source in their aggregator. I also like that they clearly mark it as [SATIRE] everywhere possible.

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    ich💦iel
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    Lemmy.World Announcements Toldry 1 year ago 100%
    Happy cake day all émigrés from reddit ! 🎂

    I just opened my lemmy.world account a few minutes ago, so it's my 0th cake day! It might be your cake day too! ::: spoiler PS this image was created with 'Imagine' app using the prompt "A colorful cake with lit candles and a happy cartoon mouse standing on it while smiling" :::

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