covid covid Anecdotally, it feels like people around me are being affected by COVID
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 day ago 100%

    There are countries that exist and also aren't the US of A. We had remote schooling here for two years. My kids are included in that cohort. And it absolutely fucked up their social development in ways we are still trying to comprehend and address. Doubly so given that we're a neurodivergent family.

    Don't minimize our experience with an, "I don't believe this."

    e: Also, I can't breathe properly anymore. Dad not being able to ascend steps to the home without being in pain also affected the kids.

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  • neurodiverse neurodiverse (cw: ableism) Shocked Pikachu
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 day ago 100%

    Oh shit, oh fuck, this is a huge development. I would be feeling feelings right now if I were aware of such a thing. But I am not, for emotions are a mystery to one such as I.

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  • main main THE USSR WAS 100 YEARS AHEAD OF THE U.S IN EVERY ASPECT INCLUDING MEMES
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 day ago 100%

    lenin is poggers af

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  • technology technology I went on Reddit (yeah, yeah, I know) on my phone while on an errand today, the device that all that enshittification is ostensibly intended for, and OH WOW it's bad.
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 day ago 100%

    YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE POD. YOU WILL CONSUME THE BUGGY APP.

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  • astronomy Astronomy Elon Musk destroys astronomy
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 day ago 75%

    Still love the truck tho

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse [CW: Gross parasites] Do you think YouTube shows you gross shit on purpose to get you to give them more data?
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 day ago 100%

    I've been reading this title all day as "gross pastries" and now I really want to eat a strudel. So thanks for that.

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  • usa United States | News & Politics GOP senator tells Arab American witness at hate crimes hearing to 'hide your head in a bag'
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 day ago 100%

    You'd think every libertarian weirdo out there would be 101% on board with Hamas. Their existence is the end product of what happens when the government takes all peaceful options off the table: you must be prepared to do violence, because there is no other choice but death.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy what would be the best way to tell your supervisor to stop inquiring about your personal life and mobbing you into opening up?
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  • Thordros Thordros 2 days ago 100%

    "What did you do this weekend?"

    "I went to the second, secret Burning Man where they immolate an actual man."

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  • badposting badposting TIL: Bill Murray improvised all of his lines in the golf themed comedy classic Caddyshack™ distributed by Warner Brothers Pictures
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  • Thordros Thordros 2 days ago 100%

    I get the whole Nazi Speedrunner angle, but what did serial abuser and sex pest Bill Murray do now?

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  • traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns We love our evil trans ally parrots don't we folks (CW: transphobia)
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  • Thordros Thordros 2 days ago 100%

    Animals are far more intelligent than we give them credit for. They pick up on social cues so subtle that we don't even know we're doing them.

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  • anime anime I love my wife
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  • askchapo askchapo The last emoji you used on Hexbear before reading this will define the rest of your day. How's that day going?
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  • Thordros Thordros 2 days ago 100%

    packwatch bozo's still RIP'ing in piss, I'm having a kickass day.

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  • news news Starmer Defends Arsenal tickets and designer dress gifts in growing Labour scandal
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  • Thordros Thordros 2 days ago 100%

    Yeah, sounds about right. Based on current trends, it's around the time the UK needs a new PM.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse One of the problems with billionaires is that they don't understand that a biome collapse and great extinction event isn't something you can just wait out in a bunker.
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  • Thordros Thordros 2 days ago 100%

    A person could spend the rest of their life in there.

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  • labour labour Boeing risks losing billions as 33,000 workers vote to strike
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  • Thordros Thordros 3 days ago 100%

    Yet another predictable Boeing crash coming up soon.

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  • news news Swiss politician resigns after firing shots at Jesus picture
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  • Thordros Thordros 3 days ago 100%

    Ever the dedicated Maoist, she made sure to put a couple holes in the sparrow Baby Jeezy is holding, too.

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    badposting Thordros 4 days ago 97%
    I miss President Trump

    *But my aim is gettin' better!*

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    technology Technology Twenty percent of hard drives used for long-term music storage in the 90s have failed
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  • Thordros Thordros 6 days ago 100%

    The music industry and failing to understand technology, name a more iconic duo.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Ethan Klein learns a new word and loves it.
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  • Thordros Thordros 6 days ago 100%

    Broadly, the main issue is the intentional targeting of civilians, specifically to both break the citizens' morale, and for Bomber Command to puff their chests at the advancing Red Army. While the rail yards near the city center were a valid military target, the attack only ended up destroying most of the non-industrial buildings in the core, and killing about a quarter of the city's population (~20,000 to ~25,000 people). Nearly all of those deaths were non-combatants, who were not involved in any wartime industry (i.e. women and children). Less than a fifth of the city's industry was seriously damaged, and over half wasn't even hit at all.

    There's a massive amount of study that's gone into breaking down the bombing of Dresden. I can't possibly do it justice in a post, and frankly, my scholarship on the topic is decades out of date now. I wouldn't even know who to ask nowadays.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Ethan Klein learns a new word and loves it.
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  • Thordros Thordros 7 days ago 100%

    Dresden is one of those topics that I hate talking about, because most of the "issues" folks will bring up about the bombing campaign are just made up Nazi bullshit. It obfuscates the fact that there are very real and legitimate concerns about how the bombing campaign was conducted, and what the actual intentions of the attack were.

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank Smug liberal opposes executing all Trump supporters, argues for a glacial pace of change
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 week ago 100%

    If I deleted my account every time I said something fucking stupid, I'd be on my 30th account by now. Just let it ride. Own your L's and try to improve.

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  • askchapo askchapo If you could be a whimsical forest creature, which would you be?
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    Outdoor cat.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank thank you marianne very cool
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    chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Former Japanese president Alberto Fujimori dies
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    packwatch RIP bozo.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Some More News says in reaction to the pres. debate "I just feel ignored, maybe" and the rest of the pod says "I mean that's the deal" "that's voting for democrats"
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    That puppet would party rock so hard on an actual leftist news show.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Some More News says in reaction to the pres. debate "I just feel ignored, maybe" and the rest of the pod says "I mean that's the deal" "that's voting for democrats"
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    the bits about that agressively liberal puppet whose name I can't recall

    Cody? «roll on snare drum»

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Just reposting the classic Brace Khmer tweet thread
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 week ago 100%

    Minor correction: Brace cannot post on Xwitter because that would be against Xwitter law, their social media guy is named Mehmet. Please ensure you're crediting people appropriately in the future, thanks!

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Some More News says in reaction to the pres. debate "I just feel ignored, maybe" and the rest of the pod says "I mean that's the deal" "that's voting for democrats"
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 week ago 100%

    (i heard the rules got more serious around here? Idk, I'm not gonna check what they are now because I'm sleepy but these people are famous and this is dunkable so take that)

    If the person you're dunking on has sponsorship deals, I guarantee you're safe.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Some More News says in reaction to the pres. debate "I just feel ignored, maybe" and the rest of the pod says "I mean that's the deal" "that's voting for democrats"
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 week ago 100%

    I watch it for the ads. Cody slamming back a giant glass of AG1 slop to keep the lights on will never stop being extremely fucking funny.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse US child poverty has nearly tripled since 2021
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 week ago 100%

    The road to Hell is paved with good optics.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Do kids not cover their school books in duraseal anymore or was that just a New Zealand thing?
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    Claims to be an owl, is actually a kiwi. Really makes you think. curious-marx

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  • news news Gold Coast officer dies in NSW during motorcycle Wall to Wall Ride for Remembrance
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 week ago 100%

    haha owned

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  • news news At Least Two Saudi Officials May Have Deliberately Assisted 9/11 Hijackers, New Evidence Suggests
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    We knew this literally the day 11/9 happened. Practically everybody involved was a Saudi citizen, and what they accomplished wouldn't have been possible without some level of government cooperation.

    I guess the news is that we have names, I guess?

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  • Thordros Thordros 1 week ago 100%

    What can I say? The man was a legendary poster.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Boots Riley with a time machine
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 week ago 100%

    The gag is, The Coup had that cover designed in June 2001, and it was ready to go and release mid-September. They had to pull it because it was too fucking funny after the 11th.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Calling it now, the new joker movie will be extremely reactionary lib garbage and will be used as a smear tool against activists
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    Whatever it is, I'm positive it's going to be nonsensical slop, because there's no The King of Comedy 2 to remake.

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank "Your honor, I motion for this case to be thrown out of court because of exhibit A: a fanboy said 'it might have been a joke' and exhibit B: 😂"
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 week ago 100%

    That's one of my very, very few red lines where I'm prepared to throw hands if I hear that shit and don't get an immediate apology.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse [Not the Onion] Fyre Festival II Announced With $1.1 Million Ticket Package Option
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  • Thordros Thordros 1 week ago 100%

    Billy McFarland

    B M F

    Coincidence????

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank When drug stores don't have visibly full shelves, the end is nigh.
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  • Thordros Thordros 2 weeks ago 100%

    The fuck is a "drugstore"? I only visit bodegas, because I live in New York. If there isn't a bodega cat that slams my ibuprofen into a mothafuckin' salami on rye, filled with so much cheese the paper wrapping isn't see-through, it ain't New York, baybeeeee!

    Is "drugstore" one if those things that the nefarious drug lord Chapo Trap House runs?

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse england is not a real country
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  • Thordros Thordros 2 weeks ago 100%

    a self-trepaner who wrote a book about putting a new hole in his head?

    God damn it, if the McElroy boys have taught me anything over the last decade, it's DO NOT DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD.

    F'in b-holes. (burr holes)

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  • food food Beer battered green beanis and mushrooms
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  • Thordros Thordros 2 weeks ago 100%

    No. Nobody here is ever joking or doing a bit. This is a deadly serious Lemmy instance.

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    I am jealous of young autistic adults

    When I was a child, autism didn't exist. Obviously it did, but it wasn't in the DSM then. It was a fringe diagnosis. I sometimes wonder what my life would be like if I'd known early on that I want to crank out spreadsheets for 8 hours a day—*for fun.* Anyway, I hope you folks get dealt a better hand than me, now that our condition is real and acknowledged.

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    music Thordros 3 weeks ago 93%
    Unlike you loony lefties, my support for Israel is absolute yewtu.be

    ![israel-cool](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/04fcb447-7d5c-40de-b108-33545c859511.png "emoji israel-cool")

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    chapotraphouse Thordros 4 weeks ago 100%
    Yeah this is sigma

    ![screm-cool](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/90cc23c8-9851-416b-8a3d-bb52e201a156.png "emoji screm-cool")

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    Introductions Thordros 1 month ago 100%
    All Cats Are Beautiful Welcome Post

    Hi Tseiran! ![ralsei-wave](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/84cdbea8-1709-4269-b88f-88cea2a392e2.gif "emoji ralsei-wave")

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    chapotraphouse Thordros 2 months ago 97%
    It's Pikachu!
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    chapotraphouse Thordros 2 months ago 100%
    He was a 6'7" bear and held 330 pounds in his bear pants. He had big bulky bear arms and a bare chest that looked like bear armor that could bear a thousand bullets from a bearrorist operative.

    He had a thick beard and a sea-deep voice that sounded like the bear howl of metal geared bears scratching against each other's bared bits. His bared jaw was cut in a perfect 90° angle, almost as overbearing as his piercing eyes. His smile, when be bared his teeth—

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    anime Thordros 3 months ago 100%
    He is risen. 🙏
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    chapotraphouse Thordros 4 months ago 100%
    Check out this dope ass saurid

    Fingies are for cowards. Koleken inakayal is a true apex predator.

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    chapotraphouse Thordros 4 months ago 100%
    All skink allowed at Pride

    Do not bodyshame scaly bois. ![grumpy-lizard](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/ff23de56-e0cc-4d16-9324-ac3dc79c6668.png "emoji grumpy-lizard") ![meow-knife-trans](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/ae144ad8-ebba-4c5e-b581-5bbb30119f3d.png "emoji meow-knife-trans")

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    chapotraphouse Thordros 4 months ago 100%
    IT'S COMING!

    THE BRANDS ARE HERE!

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    badposting Thordros 4 months ago 100%
    Pontificating about gooning is nothing but masturbatory nonsense.

    Jerkoffs. ![kelly](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/4130400e-bfdb-4b39-bee4-739802528a0f.png "emoji kelly")

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    badposting Thordros 4 months ago 100%
    My favuorite bean is

    Feet. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

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    badposting Thordros 4 months ago 100%
    When you wipe, do you fold the toilet paper into a square, or do you make a loose little ball?

    This determines what kind of leftist you are. I will not explain further.

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    badposting Thordros 4 months ago 100%
    Poop
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    chapotraphouse Thordros 4 months ago 100%
    Cubic millimetre of brain mapped in spectacular detail (R.F.K. Edition)

    ![brainworms](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/99832a04-92c8-4765-9a52-aecd28086cef.png "emoji brainworms")

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    chapotraphouse Thordros 5 months ago 100%
    Forget the pee pee road trip. We're getting on an airplane, nerds.

    ![bean](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/5b00a978-2178-493c-8d5f-829cb0a46b54.png "emoji bean")

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    chapotraphouse Thordros 5 months ago 100%
    I love taking my One-A-Day® by Bayer™ multivitamins every day!

    Instructions: take two a day. ![internet-delenda-est](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/20bb5a59-1046-454c-b9be-99e963c37149.png "emoji internet-delenda-est") This says a lot about society. ![marx-joker](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e03eb568-1549-4d5a-b288-65c7df19dd8e.png "emoji marx-joker")

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    badposting Thordros 5 months ago 100%
    The rich are just born that way, so if you hate the rich maybe you're homophobic.

    I'm ABAB (Assigned Bourgeois At Birth).

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    anime Thordros 5 months ago 100%
    Bora!

    Bora! Bora! *Bora! Bora!* ***Bora! Bora!***

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    badposting Thordros 6 months ago 100%
    Drinking gallons of mayonnaise in the new Stardew Valley update to prove I'm not woke

    Checkmate, liberals! ![morshupls](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/c02af2c2-f4a1-4d6e-bf78-2e0565dc10ca.gif "emoji morshupls")

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    chapotraphouse Thordros 6 months ago 100%
    But is it bad? Who's to say?

    [Archive link of the article's content beyond the paywall.](https://archive.ph/sItRh) [Canonical link if you want to receive psychic damage from that very real paywall message.](https://www.ft.com/content/acaf3fb1-d971-48ad-8efb-c82787cdd2fc)

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    chapotraphouse Thordros 6 months ago 100%
    All of my kids now have Hexbear accounts.

    And all of them have good enough opsec to never acknowledge their dad with terrible opsec. ![kim-salute](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/99201ba3-0f0c-4135-8ec5-6088b32a3f70.png "emoji kim-salute")

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    chapotraphouse Thordros 6 months ago 100%
    Big if true

    Mods? MODS! MOOOOOOODS! ![i-spil-my-jice](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/1399b8f4-765d-4ecf-ab4a-226392b903bd.png "emoji i-spil-my-jice")

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    chapotraphouse Thordros 6 months ago 96%
    Proof Hexbear

    RIP Hexbear yeast.

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