He was a 6'7" bear and held 330 pounds in his bear pants. He had big bulky bear arms and a bare chest that looked like bear armor that could bear a thousand bullets from a bearrorist operative.

He had a thick beard and a sea-deep voice that sounded like the bear howl of metal geared bears scratching against each other's bared bits. His bared jaw was cut in a perfect 90° angle, almost as overbearing as his piercing eyes. His smile, when be bared his teeth—