urbanism urbanism * to a bank probably
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 hours ago 100%

    did-someone

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  • badposting badposting Cis Mer-men wouldn't have penises
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 13 hours ago 100%

    It would be a waste to not eat the mer men then right?

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  • videos videos The Silverlake Spankologist
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 14 hours ago 100%

    Just goes to show when you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life.

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank [CW: gender based violence] Wow, cool YouTube. Way to open up a fresh can of trauma.
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 14 hours ago 100%

    Look at the guys right hand

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  • chat chat currently spiralling about being unemployed for 3 years
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 22 hours ago 100%

    It doesn't need to be somewhere they've actually worked at, you could find a company that recently went under and say you had been working there. This is probably a lot more extravagant than what you would need to go through but I once asked someone how they got their first job in IT and they said they registered a fake LLC and claimed they had been working for that company for the past several years and had a friend listed as one of the employees.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse If you're being mean to me on Hexbear, this is who you're being mean to.
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 23 hours ago 100%

    Not with that attitude.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse More of me fucking with my dad by pretending he's way older than he is
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 1 day ago 100%

    I sometimes tell my grandma "I don't know how you survived the Great Depression." when she was born during the 40's.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Chinese Zoomers have way too much posting power (CW: Reddit)
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 1 day ago 100%

    There's no link or picture.

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  • badposting badposting Would you still love me if I was a Dr Worm
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 1 day ago 100%

    What if we kissed inside a brain

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse If you're being mean to me on Hexbear, this is who you're being mean to.
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 1 day ago 100%

    Yes.

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  • anime anime I love my wife
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 1 day ago 100%

    I tried making my own but I need more practice

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse If you're being mean to me on Hexbear, this is who you're being mean to.
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 1 day ago 100%

    Be careful who you make fun of in high school

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  • food food My wife is buying woke leafy greens
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    food food My wife is buying woke leafy greens
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 1 day ago 100%

    The stems make me want to say chard but the leaves are all wrong. Maybe some kind of heirloom?

    You could try one of the plant ID apps.

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank Greta Thunberg named ‘Antisemite of the Week’ by "StopAntisemitism" after latest arrest at anti-Israel protest
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 1 day ago 100%

    The irony poisoning has entered a main artery.

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank Most progressive Harris supporter
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 1 day ago 100%

    I would simply not support people who are doing or want to do genocide.

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  • games games Are gamers really that much of a baby that they need to be told to not pre order games from trash studios lol
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 days ago 100%

    They will all be pre-ordering no matter what they tell each other. What are they going to do, not spend an extra $50 for the pre-order only string bikini outfit?

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  • askchapo askchapo How do I shoplift stuff?
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 days ago 100%

    A lot of people will bring way more cloth grocery bags than they need and then just shove things underneath those. If there are so many cameras you can't sleight of hand it I'm not sure what to recommend though.

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  • electoralism electoralism Need your spiciest election signs
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 days ago 100%

    More Hexbear erasure of mothman sexuality.

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  • sino sino C-Drama coding
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 days ago 100%

    It's immediately known as a US show because the main character has to lives in a country where someone who didn't have a fabulously wealthy CEO as a friend as a plot point may resort to crime to pay for health care.

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  • memes memes New Slammer - long live Comrade Palestine-2
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 days ago 100%

    Greatest artist of our time.

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  • technology technology Omnipresent AI cameras will ensure good behavior, says Larry Ellison
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 days ago 100%

    "Every police officer is going to be supervised at all times, and if there's a problem, AI will report the problem and report it to the appropriate person."

    "As the police chief for the city that these videos are sent to, I have reviewed the footage and determined the officers involved were framed using deep fake technology. The hackers responsible will soon be taken into custody."

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  • news news Swiss politician resigns after firing shots at Jesus picture
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 days ago 100%

    waow-based

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse I miss George Santos
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 days ago 100%

    Trump is the peanut butter for Santos' jelly.

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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 days ago 100%

    I think there's a certain je ne sais quoi for memes that say to the viewer "This joke needed to be made but I didn't want to spend more than a couple minutes on it."

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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 days ago 100%

    It's immediately known as a US show because the main character has to resort to crime to pay for health care.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse I miss George Santos
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 days ago 100%

    Feel like shit, just want him back.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse The shooter being a NAFO Boomer is the funniest fucking thing ever.
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 3 days ago 100%

    I did a word search for Ukraine on his Twitter profile and got 148 results. He apparently spent months trying to smuggle in Iraqis and Syrians to be Slava Ukraini cannon fodder last year.

    https://archive.ph/Ttjem

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  • news news Latest would-be Trump assassin is a Neocon warmonger
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 3 days ago 100%

    Yeah the whole posting history is a real ride.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse These Trump shooters are thoroughly disproving the whole "good guy with a gun" thing
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    He's possibly not even being charged with attempted assassination because the only shots that were fired were from the secret service agents. Goes to show you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Alleged shooter appears in vid about Afghan fighters wanting to go to fight for Ukraine
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 3 days ago 100%

    Trump was talking about a cease fire last week, must have gone full frothingfash

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  • news news Second Trump shooter claimed to be a mercenary fighting for Ukraine, recruiting Afghan soldiers in 2023 NYT article
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    Wanting to go die on foreign soil seemed to be his dream. Dude seems absolutely brain broken.

    https://archive.ph/Ttjem

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  • news news Trump is ‘safe following gunshots in his vicinity,’ campaign says in statement | CNN Politics
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 3 days ago 100%

    rat-salute

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Alleged Trump shooter (second) wanted the Republican ticket to be Vivek/Haley
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 3 days ago 100%

    Ah fuck they literally just nuked his profile.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse A story in two parts
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    sicko-wistful

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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 3 days ago 100%

    He made one post about Bernie in 2020 and then like 50 in a few days about desperately wanting Zelensky to shoot him a DM saying he'd be honored to fly him out to be cannon fodder on the front lines.

    Get out the popcorn and look at this shit before it gets nuked. Did a word count for Ukraine, 148 results.

    Got nuked, here's the archive https://archive.ph/Ttjem

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  • games games VALVE gone WOKE? Why Gabe Newell has FALLEN to DEI
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr Robert_Kennedy_Jr 3 days ago 100%

    I've never played Team Fortress.

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    Kinda slaps ngl

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  • askchapo askchapo If you were a caveman and saw an eclipse, what would you think was happening?
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    leading theories on the purpose of Stonehenge was that it was an observatory designed to predict eclipses

    Xena taught me that it's the remains of a temple for the cult of Dahak, the One God of Evil.

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    A story in two parts

    This is what happens when you disrespect the Swiftie nation.

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    VALVE gone WOKE? Why Gabe Newell has FALLEN to DEI

    In this 4 hour video essay I will explain-

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    Getting new growth on orchids makes me feel like a God

    Maybe someday they'll even put out flowers ![kitty-cri](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/82f8d044-cfac-47a0-934d-259e562013c4.png "emoji kitty-cri")

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    badposting Robert_Kennedy_Jr 3 weeks ago 100%
    Poke Beanis
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    If you live in Hell World and don't have health insurance this is the last chance to get a free Covid shot

    Might be different where you live but appointments are a week out which I assume means everyone's trying to squeeze them in while they can. They're discontinuing the program to keep the poors alive at the end of August.

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    :commie-busters:
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    vegan Robert_Kennedy_Jr 1 month ago 94%
    I'm convinced some restaurants absolutely hate vegetarians/vegans

    Is this a punishment? Did a vegan turn them down for prom and they swore eternal vengeance?

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    Jack Karlson, known for 'succulent Chinese meal' viral meme, dies aged 82 www.abc.net.au

    ![rat-salute](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/94bcb899-8542-45fb-9dd7-b4a49a944346.png "emoji rat-salute")

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    New frothing fascist just dropped

    ![frothingfash](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/97c0eab6-88fe-4105-b2ca-63846b1258f2.png "emoji frothingfash")

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    games Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 months ago 100%
    Apologize
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    :mex-sicko:

    Here's the original if someone can make one without those artifacts around the border. ![](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/7766dae3-1564-42a3-816c-5bd2b4dc6785.png)

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    gardening Robert_Kennedy_Jr 2 months ago 99%
    I want you and all leftists in the western world to be fucking good at gardening

    Seriously, I am tired of the stereotypes of leftists in the west looking like they all grow soy beans, as the fash call it ie weak as fuck. And almost to a large degree, it’s true. I see chuds everywhere when I go to the community garden, and their plants are fucking huge ngl. They take care of their tomatoes. I don't care if you're growing potatoes, cucumbers, squash, artichokes, you have to have those fruits and leaves fucking huge and shooting to the sky and looking good. You want to help the cause? Help yourself. Do it for vanity, do it for others, do it for the greater good, I don’t care. Fucking weed and fertilize the best you can and get those veggies the biggest they can be. It’s hard, but so is literally everything. Just know this is going to take 3-4 years of consistency. If you’re starting out, don’t worry about a garden layout, and just plant good shit. Your biggest goal at this point is consistency, watering 5 days a week. Do that over 3-4 years, and progressive growth every single day whether that be lettuce or whatever. I want you fuckers to be fucking vain jesus fuck. Fuck your organics, use Miracle Grow for all I care, but have a green thumb while doing it. Slowly start doing more functional things such as eggplant or mushrooms w/e to truly maximise your gardening potential.

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    badposting Robert_Kennedy_Jr 3 months ago 100%
    What your average Hexbear likes

    You should be ashamed.

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    Concerning
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