Oh shit, look at all the BlueMAGA downvotes lol

Looks at US nukes

Looks at Chinese nukes

This'll go well, I'm sure

Sooooooo.... Nothing's really changed in the last few decades since these reports first started coming out then?

The KGB paid me quite a sum to personally convince people that genocide is actually a bad thing

You MONSTER!

Go on, do America now. Should be interesting.

Oops all Nazis

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Further proof that the right isn't sending their best

I'd go with healthcare but either way US gets its ass handed to it. Possibly literally in the case of healthcare.

I might be wrong but isn't airsoft cheaper?

As to which is more environmentally friendly though I'd assume paintball because of biodegradation. Maybe the pellets are biodegradable too now though.

It's perhaps a commentary all itself but I don't understand any of this except the "okay" hand gesture which is ambiguous to me because I thought white supremacists tried to co-opt it but I have no idea how successful they actually were.

Can anyone define all the fascist symbolism here for me?

It's all about breathing

Don't threaten me with a good time

America: Planning For Failure

Mr. President, can you please define Bidenomics?

To heaven

Sigh I'll go plan the funeral arrangements

Effectively

Which is also quite spectacular considering, you know, the South Korean dictatorship Amerikkka installed

tl;dr: Debate me, bro!

Turns out that just because you begin to stab yourself doesn't mean you can't stop pushing the knife in and staunch the bleeding.

That sounds about right. BlueMAGA bots.

I too, consult the Oracle to determine whether or not I should wipe my own ass

You'll forgive me if I don't get excited until it actually passes without going through 80 revisions that just turn it into an oil company tax break.

You'll forgive me if I don't get excited until it actually passes without going through 80 revisions that just turn it into an oil company tax break.

Imagine thinking it's backwards when it's dark at night because people in the country actually get a full night's sleep instead of working 16 hours and then going down to the well-lit neighborhood bar to get buzzed enough to actually fall asleep.

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, and 8 hours for WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT!

Best line I've heard yet on the issue

Shit, Russia is communist? Why didn't the Central Committee send me the memo?

Nor should anyone forget how many deaths are enabled daily by the weapons Amerikkka supplies to Israhell

Nor should anyone forget the famous line from "Chapo Guide to Revolution" (paraphrasing from memory):

How much better off would the world have been if our response to 9/11 was to do absolutely nothing?

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The capitalist level

Oftentimes, life just isn't fair.

Remember to thank a capitalist for this

More than I expected from ol' Genociden' with Biden

I never say I'm a Marxist, but rather that I study Marx and generally like what I've read, because I'm also not sure at what point one becomes a Marxist. Do you ace your Marxism exams to become a Marxist? Now I want to know where I can take Marxism exams.

Now if you ask me a question purely of beliefs like, "are you a communist", I'd say no, but only because it's usually assholes like Congress that ask that question and you should always lie to Congress.

How many dyslexic people in the US would ever even get diagnosed? That would require a semblance of healthcare right?

This man is what competent evil looks like. Trump once joked he could get away with shooting someone on fifth avenue. This guy literally shot a guy on a hunting trip and was apologized to by the man who was shot.

Wikipedia: 'After being released from the hospital, he issued the following statement: "My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this week."'

At this point they really couldn't do worse than us

That seems healthy

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i love saying that germany should have been turned into israel, but ultimately ethnostates shouldn’t exist.

While this is true, I can also understand why Jews after WW2 might think "Maybe what we need is our own state with its own military."

That being said, my limited understanding was that South Germany voted strongly against the Nazis, so a new Israel should have been carved out of Northern Germany, connecting from the Netherlands to Poland, the 2 countries with the highest concentrations of Jews in pre-WW2 Europe. This would have opened things up logistically, culturally, and diplomatically for Jews who wanted to return to places they had been removed from due to the Nazis. Making Germans dependent on this new Israel for access to the sea might also have taught them a valuable lesson in humility.