memes Memes The panzer has spoken
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  • funny Funny: Home of the Haha Some barista's got jokes
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 12 months ago 100%

    For the children, that means your mother is a removed that fucks everyone and your father is a drunk.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Those of you who share a name with a celebrity, how do you deal with it?
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 12 months ago 100%

    Oh shit, it's dead mau five!

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  • 196 196 dentist rule
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    I make my own iced coffee so I can chug it quickly.

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  • casualconversation [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation Parents of Casual Conversation, what is your last funny story with your kids?
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 12 months ago 100%

    The first social contract is made.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What do you want to see more of on Lemmy?
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 12 months ago 100%

    Mfer you think we understood "all ur base are belong to us" and "o rly owl?" no but we embraced it

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  • comicstrips Comic Strips Banana (color) – The Other End Comics
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 12 months ago 100%

    Banussy

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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 12 months ago 13%

    This would be way more hilarious and trans positive if they used 🏳️‍⚧️

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  • memes Memes Astonishing
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 12 months ago 100%

    You sound like you're at the top of the bell curve

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  • news News 2 Gay Dads Helped Uncover $767,000 Embezzlement Scheme in Texas Town Where 'Officials Called Them Homophobic Slurs'
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 12 months ago 100%

    I love happy endings.

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  • bikinibottomtwitter Bikini Bottom Twitter me time after work doesn't include sleeping
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%

    How many hours do you need to lay in bed and browse memes?

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What's something that's not common knowledge but you think everyone should know?
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 88%

    Do not listen to Optimus, he is lying. The ducks are free.

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  • comicstrips Comic Strips "Doctor Death" by War and Peas
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 75%

    Relatable

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  • blahaj Blåhaj Be Yourself!
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%

    But what if I live in the gayborhood where everyone is like me 🤔

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  • 196 196 entrepreneurial rule
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%

    These look absolutely hilarious

    https://www.chucktingle.com/ebook.html

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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 25%

    I don't need protection when using closed source because the closed source has its own protection.

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  • piracy Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ One of us, one of us, one of us, ... !!!
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 66%

    I want to have sex with him

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  • crazyfuckingvideos Crazy Fucking Videos Mom fights raccon off daughter
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%

    I think this video is old now. If neither of them got the rabies vaccines they are dead now.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy When did you finally feel old?
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%

    I took four naps on my day off. I'm 32.

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  • me_irl me_irl *Permanently Deleted*
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%

    What topics does she cover?

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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 60%

    Same, except I'm fuckin ketamine and 2CB.

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  • 196 196 Dark rule
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%

    Not as cringy as trump holding up his surrendered t-shirt.

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  • 196 196 Dark rule
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  • 196 196 Salmonella Rule
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  • moviesandtv Movies and TV Shows David Attenborough to present third and final series of Planet Earth
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 75%

    He realizes the world is fucked

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    Thunder App Mewtwo 1 year ago 88%
    Request to have the option to mark posts as read after scrolling past them

    There are times where I don't want to swipe to upvote/mark as read for every post I see. Is it possible to add the option to mark all posts that I scroll past as read, making them disappear after refresh?

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    googlepixel Google Pixel What case do you have on your Pixel?
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    Incipio Duo has been my preferred case since the first pixel.

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  • politics politics Video of DeSantis getting booed til he shuts up.
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    Beautiful.

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    196 Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%
    Gundam rule
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    news News COVID boosters are still weeks away as cases surge in the U.S.
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    I have a large gathering beginning October and a trip in December. Guess I'll be taking the currently available booster.

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  • fediverse Fediverse You can be banned from lemmy.blahaj.zone for calling out transphobia
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    OP is cringe af.

    Ada was professional and clear in their responses and you are being argumentative for the sake of argument.

    It appears you weren't banned for transphobia, but for causing an environment that is not positive nor in line with what Ada is fostering. And tbh the less negative information on Blahaj zone the better, I want positivity.

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  • nottheonion Not The Onion Jan. 6 Rally Organizer Created Her Own Mugshot Because She Felt Left Out
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%

    Peak self victimization.

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    196 Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%
    Seeing Trump's mugshot rule
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    pics pics Trump's mug shot
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  • 196 196 no racism rule
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    I eat fries with a fork.

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  • politics politics Trump Mugshot - 8-24-2023
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 95%

    The jail record shows that Trump is 6 foot 3 inches tall and weighs 215 pounds

    Bullshit

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  • comicstrips Comic Strips 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 (Skeleton Claw Comics)
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 88%

    Wait, is this implying death only appears after you die, like the fly? So the guy is already dead!

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  • 196 196 I Ruley Need to Save More Memes
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%

    It's just people with ADHD doing things they think only people with ADHD do... No, it's normal.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Has anyone else noticed a sudden lack of reading comprehension skills?
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 90%

    Tbh, that was my response lol

    I understand what you mean, but I haven't noticed people not comprehending basic information. Can you give examples?

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  • videos Videos "Republicans are Dangerous" - Steve Hofstetter
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%

    That's a great idea! You should make that post and provide supporting data with your claim!

    You're a centrist afterall.

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    Nice, just tried it. I'll start tying my shoes this way.

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  • news News Online posts spread misinformation about FEMA aid following Maui wildfires
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  • Mewtwo Mewtwo 1 year ago 75%

    A co-worker was saying something about the government taking people's land using imminent domain.

    They are right leaning, which makes sense with the fema camps nonsense.

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  • cat cats At least there are cats!
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    Have you considered adopting a cat? A lot of places waive the fees to adopt.

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  • unpopularopinion
    Unpopular Opinion Mewtwo 1 year ago 88%
    Funko Pops are this generations Beanie Babies

    I was at SDCC this year and I was amazed at how many booths had Funko pops, which was about 20-30% of the booths and there was a line for the Funko area, jam packed with people. I over heard people saying they found some rare ones or newly released that were hard to find. A few years ago someone bought me a Squirtle Funko Pop, since Squirtle is the best, and I opened it and took it out of the box. They proceeded to freak out that I ruined is value by taking it out of the box...

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    summit
    Summit Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%
    Unable to visit website with /c/ in url

    When attempting to visit the image hosting website catbox.moe, Summit does not recognize the url as it considers the link a community. For example, if you try to visit my album by clicking the url in the app it won't work. If you open in incognito it will work. https://Lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/1310587 https://catbox.moe/c/rk6abk I'm not sure if this helps, but the Thunder app has the same issue and I submitted the issue to their community a few weeks back. [Here is the GitHub ticket with how they fixed it.](https://github.com/thunder-app/thunder/issues/343)

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    summit
    Summit Mewtwo 1 year ago 95%
    THANK YOU for adding upvote color in compact view!

    That was a fast turn around from when I made the request yesterday.

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    summit
    Summit Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%
    [Request] Show upvote color in compact view

    The upvote/downvote does not change color while browsing in compact view and remains greyed out, but it does register my vote correctly. Can you please have the color change to better see if my vote registered so I know I interacted with the post, removing it from my front page after refresh. This only affects the compact view, the other views show the upvote color. Also, would you be able to allow us to change the upvote color? The official Lemmy upvote color is blue, which would be nice to change to instead of orange.

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearAW
    Ash helping with Gunpla building https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/DndNztIlLB.jpg
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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearAW
    Amelia trying to get her daddy's attention

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/1375396 > [Amelia's request granted](https://catbox.moe/c/7tdmxm)

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    cats
    Cats Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%
    Amelia trying to get her daddy's attention https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/NLAAtAjx0Q.jpg

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/1375396 > [Amelia's request granted](https://catbox.moe/c/7tdmxm)

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    cats Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%
    Amelia trying to get her daddy's attention https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/NLAAtAjx0Q.jpg

    [Amelia's request granted](https://catbox.moe/c/7tdmxm)

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    195 Mewtwo 1 year ago 88%
    satellite rule
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    piracy rule
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    196 Mewtwo 1 year ago 89%
    Rule
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    196 Mewtwo 1 year ago 99%
    Conservative no dancing rule
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    196 Mewtwo 1 year ago 90%
    crop senpei rule
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    Thunder App Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%
    Error while clicking on image hosting site Catbox

    I just posted a link but this app considers the image hosting site Catbox a community and returns an error instead of showing the album because of the /c/ in the url. Here is the album: https://catbox.moe/c/rk6abk Here is the error ![](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/aBV2csbuoA.png)

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    Thunder App Mewtwo 1 year ago 100%
    Request to change upvote/down vote colors to Lemmy, not Reddit

    I really enjoyed the fact that Lemmy used the opposing blue for upvote and red for down vote color scheme. Can you implement a color selection for voting?

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