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    Melkath
    4 months ago 16%

    Nope. Again. I oppose fascism. I know the concept confuses you, but you do that by not voting for fascists.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 10%

    No. I am a person who is against fascism and genocide, so when I am presented with 2 genocidal fascists, I conscientiously abstain.

    You don't get to go into your fascism induced delirium and tell me I am doing the opposite of what I am doing.

    When Biden loses because the party of peace and the people wont rally behind a profiteering war dog who has militarized police far more than any president in recent history all while commanding "order" in the face of criticism for his actions, it will be YOUR fault that Trump won.

    Because instead of shaping the party you vote for, you lap dogged and stuck your ass up in the air.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 8%

    I am not hell-bent on helping Trump get elected.

    I'm hell-bent on not helping a genocidal fascist dictator get elected.

    People like you are at fault for Biden being on the ticket and not someone who deserves a vote.

    Why are you hell-bent on maintaining the status quo and keeping this genocide and the gradual decline of America into abject fascism going?

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 22%

    Cant reset the entire system right this very moment, so better just push it further down the path like a good little fascist instead of doing something that could start the change that is needed. /s

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 11%

    Good thing our country is a Democracy and there are a multitude of other options. Not just Fascist Dictator A or Fascist Dictator B.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 20%

    Are you to senile or stupid to know that Trump has nothing to do with Biden's platform?

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 100%

    Covid happened and gave me work from home.

    The order to return to office happened and I said no.

    In the back and forth, I defined my official schedule as 9 to 5.

    Now, typically I work late a night or 2 a week so I start work a couple hours late/stop work a couple hours early a night or 2 a week.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 26%

    So the campaign hasn't changed.

    "Don't question my genocide or I'll have cops beat you up and arrest you while demanding order. And I'm not Trump. Biden2024."

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    4 months ago 30%

    If you wanna get all brutal and how it is in America about it, I am thinking more about giving the kids a chance to say good bye than actually getting help.

    We have established that noone who could actually do something about it cares about all of the kids getting murdered in America schools.

    Edit: And remember. While Uvalde cops sat outside and wet their pampers, a mother overpowered them to get children evacuated. A mother who was... notified by their child with a cell phone... and later faced criminal charges for it.

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    4 months ago 31%

    What phone doesn't have internet anymore?

    Edit: Wait, I get it. So now kids have their at home phone AND their parents also pay for their "you're at school so this is how you get us your last words in the event of a shooting" phone.

    Again, genius.

    Parents needing to pay MORE money they don't have and kids have ANOTHER reminder of how their job is basically to obey AND very possibly be killed while obeying.

    So much better of a solution instead of MOTHER FUCKING GUN CONTROL.

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    4 months ago 47%

    Take away kids ability to communicate with family and law enforcement when they get shot up.

    Genius idea.

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    4 months ago 100%

    Hey, I'm not defending them. At all. I'm not sure I'm not on team bullet to the back of the head.

    I'm just saying maybe focus on the problem as a whole instead of going straight to the pitchfork.

    Cut off the head of a hydra in a mindless frenzy and it spawns 2 more. Gotta have the presence of mind to cauterize the neck.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 100%

    Victims of abuse become perpetrators of abuse.

    Do what you want with that take, but remember most of these people weren't born broken, like Dahmer. They were broken by people.

    Catholic church and Boy Scouts, so sorry, now named SA, still exist. Still abuse people. Still break people.

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    4 months ago 93%

    https://kbin.social/m/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world/t/1062249/Flood-water-use#entry-comment-6881433

    Here's my half baked response.

    They can pipeline oil over thousands of miles.

    Why can't they pipeline water?

    Oh shit. I think Nestlé heard me and all of our money goes to blowing up Palestinians, not giving drinkable water to Flint.

    Disregard please.

    11 hours ago in a post asking why America cant build infrastructure to collect flood water to be used during dry season/in regions that lack potable water...

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    4 months ago 25%

    And there is my tidbit about blowing up Palestinians instead of ensuring Americans have potable water.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 91%

    Here's my half baked response.

    They can pipeline oil over thousands of miles.

    Why can't they pipeline water?

    Oh shit. I think Nestlé heard me and all of our money goes to blowing up Palestinians, not giving drinkable water to Flint.

    Disregard please.

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    4 months ago 100%

    I know I bought Elite Dangerous Horizons on steam for like 80 bucks and played it for a while, and now no matter what I do, I cant get access to the game. I get bungled in third party account sign ins.

    Sounds like the genera is cursed. There is promise, but the developers just leech money and obstruct access to the game.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 82%

    But dude, Star Citizen ships are the NFTs of tomorrow!

    Think of the fat stacks you're gonna get when the game drops, the plebs cant buy the pre-order ships and you take them to resale!

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 100%

    How long before Wendy's is a lunch time stock market?

    But rest assured, capitalism is the only successful model and every instance of socialism has failed in human history. /s

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 100%

    Precisely.

    They promised complete privacy hedges when they announced the park.

    They put in 7 immature trees along a half mile of fenceline.

    Neighbors have been calling cops non stop about the illegal activity at night. They showed up once to harass the neighbors and ignore the people in the park.

    It's all been a big ol fuck you to the homeowners.

    Edit: And for the record, I'm not even a homeowner.

    I can't afford a home to own.

    My neighbors all own.

    I rent.

    So I'm cut off at the knees when it comes to actually approaching the city.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 100%

    I literally just emailed my local parks and rec because they built a park immediately behind my once peaceful house.

    I begged them to stop leaf blowing every single day. There arent even any trees. They are just out there every day blowing the grass. Usually before 7am.

    The response I got was basically "sit and spin. If you don't like it, call the cops, but they are city too so they won't do anything."

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 100%

    My memory is I checked with no intention to actually file, first job lost and all, and Arizona + part time = no unemployment.

    Gotta be over 40 a week to qualify.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 100%

    My first breaking point was the millionth time I was in the printer aisle before open on a Saturday with a manager laying into me for a half hour about how to "squeeze the last of the juice" out of people, and they dropped the "tell them you are an un-comissioned salesperson so you have no reason to take advantage of them, it disarms them, makes them trust you, you can load anything into their cart after you make them believe that" and I had a moment of clarity, and instead of going "Uh huh. Yes sir" I thought "No. I am an un-comissioned salesperson so I have no reason to take advantage of them. End of sentence."

    Genuinely, Best Buy is one of the worst companies on planet earth.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 100%

    Yup.

    I was 17, I was about to graduate high school so it was part time. I was the most reliable department associate, but one of the "weaker" salesmen.

    The department was spotless when I was there and the phone always got answered, and I made sure to bag 3 or 4 big sales a week, but I wasn't out to bleed every poor soul who walked into the department dry. I was more about good service and finding the right solution for each person.

    So I got an average of 32 hours a week, well over all the other people in the department, but I was definitely on my way out, and that raging hemorrhoid of a waste of air reaming me out over helping an 80 year old woman who literally showed me her social security check, but assured me she had friends she could get to invite her over for dinner if the computer was too expensive pushed me out.

    Its not even like if they fired me I would have gotten unemployment. It was just a petty move from a coward with a micro-peen who couldn't handle a 17 year old telling them they were a 45 year old failure at life working in a Best Buy for just over minimum wage taking advantage of nice elderly ladies.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 100%

    Yup.

    I was in the computer sales department.

    We were flat out told what the lies were, and how to make them more convincing.

    The service contracts were non-refundable, so it didn't matter.

    When a manager caught me helping a retiree get a cheap setup to email her grandkids instead of getting them on a line of credit for a top of the line gaming pc, they didn't even fire me. They just stopped scheduling me hours and told me to keep coming in to get my schedule.

    Picked up a blank schedule for 5 weeks before I stopped going in and I'm sure they filed no call no show paperwork when I didn't show up for my 1 hour 3 weeks later.

    Fuck best buy.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 100%

    Ya.

    I worked there when they launched a membership thing, and it was points to gift cards that got printed on receipt paper in hopes the barcode on the carbon paper would fade before you tried to scan it, not any actual price reduction.

    Kind of like how there was all that fine print in the 200 dollar service plan that made it sound like you got more, but it was always just the manufacturer warantee, so if your device qualified for manufacturer warentee, geek squad would give you the cheap out fix, and get the preemo replacements and put them into stock. If the manufacturer warantee didn't cover it, you were fucked.

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    Melkath
    4 months ago 75%

    35 percent of billionaires are not white.

    492 billionaires exist.

    It's 2024.

    Rich vs poor is a larger issue that white vs not white.

    It's not 1700 when all the rich were British, or 1850 when all the rich were white.

    All this rhetoric is outdated.

    If you want to talk about oppression, talk about the CEO of Infosys and how he has crippled India and a very large stake in global technology.

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    4 months ago 16%

    Nah, just irritated about an Aussie trying to stir up racial conflict in America with bullshit rhetoric.

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    Gaming Melkath 5 months ago 100%
    Were all playing Fallout games again. Does the franchise have a "starting the game" problem?

    I have memories of FO3 being amazing, but when I try to start a second playthrough, it just feels like a slog and it doesn't pull me back into the groove. FO:NV may be the exception, I remembering doing a solid handfull of playthroughs. Have not done so in ages though. FO4, I got as far as The Institute and ran out of steam, and for the life of me I cant make it make it past the museum in an attempt at a fresh playthrough. FO 76. I can't even make it down the hill before I get bored. Is it me, or is the universe wonderful near perfection (yes, I am here because I am loving the show), but the games just have this extreme hurdle, this extreme cost of effort to get INTO the game, in a different way for each installment, that prevent you from getting hooked into a full playthrough? Maybe its just me. Was just wondering since the franchise is getting such a boost currently.

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    Moving to: m/AskMbin! Melkath 6 months ago 100%
    Do any of you fine gentlepeople know of a good way to alert a person in VR that you want their attention?

    I am trying to get back into VR. It's great cardio. I want my wife to be able to say "I'm going to bed, goodnight" without risking me smashing her face while I smash the face of a goon in GORN. Is there an adhesive "doorbell" I can place on my doorframe that activates a vibrating wristband? Or activates an LED small enough to fit inside my headset? I cant find anything in that direction more refined than a Ring doorbell. I could say "just yell" but its night time and our walls are thin. My leading solution is supply a basket of plushies and tell her to throw one at my knees before bedtime, hoping that doesn't make me trip or something. Anyone got better solutions?

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    No Stupid Questions Melkath 9 months ago 100%
    What shows do you remember where the hero got the power item at the end?

    The obvious is Endgame when Iron Man had the stones. The next is The Last Dragon, when Leeroy had the Golden Glow. I feel like it's a trope of the 1980s on, but I can't remember additional examples. And I definitely don't remember the earlier examples. What shows had that oh so satisfying "oh really? Do you now?" Twist at the end of the story.

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    What I play every time a new hire tells me their Agile Methodology will change my life instead of learning my framework. youtu.be
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    This is America. The best is "lesser" evil. youtu.be

    In today's body camera video, we're covering a case of crooked cops realizing they've been caught after they didn't realize a body camera was filming every s...

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    “You might want to gargle my ballsack” Soldier Boy and Hughie scene | The Boys season 3 episode 7 youtu.be

    [\#theboys](https://kbin.social/tag/theboys) [#theboysseason3](https://kbin.social/tag/theboysseason3) [#marijuana](https://kbin.social/tag/marijuana) [#soldierboy](https://kbin.social/tag/soldierboy) [#hughie](https://kbin.social/tag/hughie) I've been using the line... they ain't gettin' it.

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    Payday 3. I knew it...

    I did the Payday 3 beta. It threw up a LOT of red flags about the matchmaking system. I made a post reviewing the game where I basically said that if I were smart, I wouldn't be getting the game because based on the beta, matchmaking was going to be busted on release. I broke down and got the game. Matchmaking is busted.

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    Gaming Melkath 1 year ago 100%
    Payday 3 Beta review

    I just got access to the beta. For the record, Payday 2 is probably my all time favorite game. First off, Payday 3 has zero local play. 100% DRM. This means that if their matchmaking system goes down, you don't get to play the game. Now, this isn't a complete deal-breaker for me, provided the matchmaker doesn't go down. After an hour of play, the matchmaker went down for the rest of the night. Second off, one of my favorite things about Payday 2 is the thrill of power if you are accurate with your shots. Learn how to head-shot properly and (at least for the easier levels) you get to watch the mayhem of popping helmets and falling cops. It seems like in Payday 3, they have made the cops more bullet spongy. Easiest level, after wave 1, it takes 2 to 5 head-shots to down a cop. If I were playing on the harder difficulties, I can understand it, but I am playing the easiest difficulty and it just makes the gun-play less manic and chaotic and fun, and more tedious. Third, I am still working it out, but the stealth mechanics feel glitchy, and I don't think it is because they are unfinished, I think it is because they are over-tweaked. When you set off a red exclamation point, sometimes if you run away, it will just go away. Other times, it will go away, and then the npc will run back into a room of people and suddenly they will all be alerted. Then it will go away. Or not. Idk... it feels like they added some rng so they could tweak it to make stealthing easier/harder, and it just ends up being confusing and sloppy feeling. I mean, cool, we have this human shield mechanic now. So after disabling security and disabling the mag-lock guarding the vault area, I need to get the bank manager and slowly human shield him to the vault to open the vault. Along the way, I alert the conference room, but then they just... un-alert. So we get to the vault, and guy is gonna open the vault, right? No. Apparently guy has a black light on his lapel? So you can see what buttons have finger prints on them? So you can trial and error a 4 digit code until the vault opens? I hate to be that guy, but I gotta say it. It doesn't make sense. It ruins immersion. Either task to open the vault makes sense. I need to get the black light so I can enter the code or I need the manager to do an eye-scan to get in. If I am standing there with the the manager holding him at gunpoint, wouldn't I just have him enter the code? Why am I trial and erroring a 4 digit code? Oh ya, and now you an crouch in casing mode, but you cant crouch when carrying a body. The sound effects are definitely improved. The gun operation feels a bit crisper, downsights may feel more realistic (never fired a gun IRL) but they certainly don't feel better gameplay wise. After playing the beta, if I end up buying the game, it will just be because I want to support the people who gave me Payday 2, and it will be hope money that they get a lot better very fast. I really don't like the DRM, there are definitely still technical issues (Like matchmaking already going down, or the time I stood in front of the getaway van as it was arriving, and it clipped into me, I got stuck in it for a bit, and then the van was glitched and wasnt registering loot we were throwing in). I was super hyped for what it could be, and I guess the DLCs could bring it there, but I really don't see enough of a difference to justify leaving behind my 300$+ investment to go into a new even more aggressive DLC framework AND lose my VR support.

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