bikinibottomtwitter Bikini Bottom Twitter I'm starting to get grey hairs already
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    4 days ago 100%

    So you’re saying I should skibidi that sigma fanum tax gyatt to help make it stop?

    … I hate that I typed that.

    Rizz can stay though. That ones decent.

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  • minecraft Minecraft On this day 10 years ago, Microsoft acquired #Minecraft developer Mojang for US$2.5 billion.
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    They pushed the version with microtransactions as the main version (Changing Minecraft Bedrock to just Minecraft and changing Minecraft to Minecraft Java).

    Not to mention microtransactions existing in any real version of the game at all. Once upon a time, that was a joke. Now it’s not a joke.

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  • games Games Regarding the Future of Palworld
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    5 days ago 100%

    If you’ve played it before, it has the same feel imo.

    There’s new lands, more QoL, new pals. Nothing drastic I’ve noticed from its release state.

    Think Minecraft and then Minecraft after like 3-4 updates.

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  • 196 196 Alot more dangerous [Rule]
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    2 weeks ago 100%

    I remember the alot. Sure did a good job helping me remember that “a lot” was two words and not one.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Those poor plants
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    Different people react to different things. It takes many approaches to reach multiple types of humans.

    I personally reacted after months of being shown hypocrisy, with the tipping point being when I said there’s no problem with eggs and dairy before I was shown what the egg and dairy industries do.

    Part of that process was really realizing, not just knowing but consciously thinking about and considering the fact that humans are also meat. I am meat. The cats I loved were meat. My human family is meat. It’s not okay to eat them in a sandwich. Why is it okay to eat strangers in a sandwich?

    No one approach will work on every human, and many people take a lot of different approaches over time to really understand.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Those poor plants
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    2 weeks ago 71%

    Vegan is a philosophy, not a diet. The word you’re looking for is plant-based, not vegan.

    A vegan wouldn’t buy leather shoes or woolen sweaters. Someone on a plant-based diet would.

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  • 196 196 Hey late-stage capitruleism, how's it going? Oh cool even worse then
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    fediverse Fediverse Post upvotes are like github stars
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    4 weeks ago 100%

    I gave you some from a girl to help balance things out!

    But I can promise you, from many years net positive on reddit and a not disimilar result here, that you’re not reading your own tone.

    Be mindful of the tone, only come off as combative against a near universally disliked topic, and know when you don’t care to curate yourself and are ready for the downvotes.

    Your wording here makes you out to be combative, and people are combative in response. Read your own comments as if they’re directed AT you. And look specifically at what’s likely to make you want to argue back. You may even be surprised at what can get net positive response with the right wording.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy How would you react if Reddit joined the fediverse?
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    I feel like the difference with Threads is Meta is owned by a much larger threat that can’t be trusted not to use Embrace Extend Extinguish in some evil genius way that ends up working.

    Reddit’s owned by some dummy that did a lot of damage to his own platform but isn’t known to be smart enough or have the resources to threaten the fediverse.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy How would you react if Reddit joined the fediverse?
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    I came to Lemmy because I disliked what Steve Huffman did to reddit.

    I’d be completely fine with the users being here. I do miss the whole active community for every niche little thing part. If if federates that’d be neat.

    It won’t, since greedy Steve Huffman can’t sell the fediverse to Google while screwing 3rd party devs and users that make it what it is. But I’d welcome it.

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    1 month ago 86%

    I can’t see the real person behind the avatar when I play multiplayer so I’m reporting them no matter what color their real skin is.

    We’re all rainbow colored here, don’t go bringing real life slurs into the chat.

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  • memes Memes Invasive Species
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    Sentiment shared.

    I went from Firefox, to Chrome (came as default, didn’t swap because browser was fine), to Vivaldi which was really neat when I started learning Chrome was going to become suck, then back to good old Firefox when I learned that Vivaldi is Chromium.

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  • hackernews Hacker News Google pulls the plug on uBlock Origin, leaving over 30M Chrome users sus
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    I like how it says the two options are to switch browsers or find a new adblocker.

    And switch browsers is suggested first.

    And “just accept the ads” is not even an option.

    Good on that writer.

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions What the fuck happened to YouTube!?
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    1 month ago 100%

    This is what I use. Good to hear it’s not depreciated on more modern versions of the OS that my ol’ 6S Plus isn’t able to run.

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  • fediverse Fediverse Current best lemmy clients
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    Was on Voyager until it updated past my old OS. Current version of Voyager no longer supports my old 6S Plus.

    So now I’m on Thunder. It works. I liked Voyager better, but I won’t complain about an app that still works on my phone.

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  • reddit Reddit Reddit implemented a limit on old.reddit - 100 requests per 10 minutes
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    They cannot make me download their shit app, and when old.reddit dies then that’s when I stop going even my current once a month.

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  • 196 196 Skibidi toilet sent a takedown notice to the G-Mod creator (Rule)
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    microblogmemes Microblog Memes Just going through the motions
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    Wait… the way you describe it now…

    I was always told of photographic memory being some super power and thought “Hey, would be neat if I had THAT!”

    Was that just the ability to daydream all the time? I imagined people with like literal cameras for brains that could take a picture of a book page and read it later like a text document.

    This whole time, I might have had that mystical power all along and aphantasia people just overstated how accurate it was?

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    Isn’t it really insensitive to point out a trans girls’ penis? Like I can only imagine having transitioned successfully in every other way, feeling almost completely comfortable with your body… but then someone sees your bulge and just has to remind you of your balls and triggering dysmorphic feelings. Rude much?

    While I’m in questioning rant mode: What’s with the thing of calling people trans+gender in the first place? Is a trans girl not allowed to just be a girl?

    I’m sure many people have good intentions, but it really feels like accidental mean behavior to spotlight something that should be between partners, doctors, and close friends/family who can be trusted keep reminding someone they were born into a body that felt wrong.

    Pardon my rant. Just confused/frustrated at some things.

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  • reddit Reddit Google Is the Only Search Engine That Works on Reddit Now Thanks to AI Deal
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    “We are selective about who we work with and trust with large-scale access to Reddit content.”

    Sells everyone’s contributions to Google while blocking lesser evils

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  • microblogmemes Microblog Memes What’s pvp? An sti?
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    I much prefer co-op multiplayer to pvp and co-op in a game I’m interested in is rare.

    So yeah mostly singleplayer.

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  • 196 196 Me when I see the youths posting online [Rule]
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    I surprised someone in my (very mixed age) friend group when, mid-game, I went to KnowYourMeme to look up the history of “gyatt” and what the heck it meant to see if the name of the random player “WhatTheGyatt” was inappropriate or not.

    The fact that the word had history evoked surprise.

    I still don’t LIKE it, but now I know where it came from and what they’re trying to say.

    (I also had to look up “rizz” because my not-school-aged brain thinks it sounds like jizz and was confused why a bunch of kids would be playing cum tag????? Turns out, it does NOT mean jizz)

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes It's Only One Vote
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    Almost downvoted you here. Nice jerk. Would have taken the bait if I didn’t see you were the OP.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost “It’s sick”
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    196 196 I giggle every time rule
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    I personally love cheesebreather, bloodmouth, and milk-drinker.

    Bonus points to milk-drinker because that’s not even a term made by vegans to call people coward babies. Play Skyrim and you’ll hear it all over the place!

    Carnist doesn’t count because it’s not technically an insult. It’s just a name for someone that practices carnism. Carnism IS terrible, but the purpose of the word is no different than Christian to Christianity.

    It’s hilarious that carnists get so butthurt about being called what they are though so I enjoy that part.

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    I'm sorry that you've dealt with the worst of us but it's not all of us, or at least not me.

    Now for the love of any chance we have remaining to fix this country please vote Biden. We do not have the luxury of stopping Trump by splitting our vote when his minions are all voting together.

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    I’ll trash on greedy Steve Huffman any day.

    But in this particular case, we really need everyone we can get. If Reddit helps convince more people to vote (for Biden), then so be it.

    Not a time to be picky about allies. Not when Trump has a good chance to become effectively the King of the USA.

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  • usauthoritarianism US Authoritarianism Supreme Court says cities can ban homeless from sleeping outside
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    What the actual fuck.

    No it doesn’t work like that.

    Sleeping outside while homeless I am sure isn’t a deliberate choice. Homeless people aren’t magic. They can’t conjure a building to sleep in from thin air. Making it illegal doesn’t give tgem magic building making powers or like teleportation or whatever these delusional idiots think it does.

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    The internet has ruined me. I fully expected a punchline about uninstalling Life.

    Great game though, agreed. Stupid thing had me waking up at 6am as a child to attend morning aerobics.

    And Kiki stole something from me before I could save with it. I forget if it was an igloo item or a painting. I liked her but not at that moment! Looking back though, little frustrations like that made the game more charmingly alive.

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    I have to ask because I live under a rock and can’t tell; Is this type of joke legitimately considered transphobic?

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy which one do you prefer? having kids or no kids? and why??
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    No kids. They’re a huge, life long commitment that you need to be willing to sacrifice everything for. Your happiness, your sanity, your time, your money… everything.

    And I’m not the type of person who wants kids nearly enough to do that.

    Especially when people tell me that I should for reasons like having a caretaker when I’m older. I’m not attached to my parents enough to do that. Why would I expect that of anything I pop out? And what a horrible selfish reason to make a new human that is!

    If the only reason I’d be having a kid is selfish reasons in the distant future that aren’t even a guarantee, then that’s not worth sacrificing myself for right now.

    Nothing against other people who want to be parents, so long as they’re prepared and not doing it as some sort of life insurance or to make a clone of themselves.

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    3 months ago 100%

    The Game is the perfect counter/addition to Loss memes because every time I see a meme of Loss I know I just Loss The Game.

    Then I get to say it and make othe people lose the game because of Loss. This makes me smile.

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  • vegancirclejerk Vegan Circlejerk Average vegetarian menu
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    I read the list before the word “Vegetarian” and thought how vegetarian that menu is.

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    Dawnguard vs Volkihar: A list of what each side gets

    A comparison I typed up 7 years ago that seems to have helped a few people choose between Dawnguard vs Volkihar. **Dawnguard gets:** - Pet huskies - Pet armoured trolls - Master Level trainers in Archery, Heavy Armor, Restoration, and Smithing. - A couple followers - Better crossbows - Easier access to Dwarven and Elemental bolts - Easier access to the spells Stendarr's Aura and Vampire's Bane - Chance to convince Serana to cure her vampirism. - Attacked by Volkihar Vampires. (I think) Guards/Citizens will get involved with the fight, risking their own lives to help. **Volkihar gets:** - Pet death hounds - Master Two-Handed trainer and Expert speech trainer - Thralls in the castle you can feed on - The Ring of the Erudite, Ring of The Beast, Amulet of The Gargoyle, and Amulet of Bats - The Bloodstone Chalice, to enhance your vampiric powers - A free player home with merchants (the castle itself) - The chance to turn your spouse into a vampire - Easier access to Necromantic Healing and Heal Undead - Attacked by the Danguard in the wild. Guards/citizens won't help with the fight. **Both sides get:** - Serana as a follower - Auriel's Bow and Bloodcursed arrows - Access to Vampire Lord form and Bloodcursed Arrows* - Durnehviir - Radiant quests to kill vampires** * As long as Serana is still a vampire ** Yes, Members of Clan Volkihar will request that you go kill vampires. Don't think the Dawnguard are the only ones upset at random vampires attacking towns!

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