badposting LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

I post on a little site called hexbear.com and It got all these libs on it, unknown to them I am not actually a liberal. I have been secretly drip feeding communist propaganda through their hasantent slop. Through the use of repeated key phrases such as treats and praxis I have turned the libs of hexbear into effective sleeper agents able to do kungfu backflips around the innate contradictions of their western leftist lifestyles. By years end we will have the vegans spouting pro-cannibalism propaganda to advance the operation of “eat porky”, we constantly monitor the absurdity and sincerity levels of posters, whenever absurdity levels are high we inject large amount of sincerepostings in order to internalize the absurdity as sincere, whenever sincerity levels are high we inject absurditypostings in order to make people focus less on their real problems and instead on the revolution which is a highly convoluted abstract concept that prevents the liberals from doing meaningful work to change things. Should the operation become compromised then operation “touch grass” is initiated which involves logging off and doing twelve hours of meditation to purge oneself of the cognitohazard memes consumed while owning the libs.

Hasan Piker has long been an ally of the chapo community. I think there's a lot of overlap between our spaces.

badposting LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

Im not saying xi should launch the nukes but all of taiwan is defenseless at the moment. Maybe kick them while theyre down?

chapotraphouse LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 98%

Im being serious. The left needs to embrace a “do as I say not as I do” attitude towards our leaders, with great power comes a large amount of treats and who are we to judge Hasan for not living up to the ideals that he sets out for us. In fact I think its good that he doesnt do what he says, it means you are willing to follow him, when he does not care about you, it shows one true ideological devotion to the cause. Please give your eyes and your capital to Hasan, he needs it more than you, and do not have original ideas or question him at all. Free thinkers will get banned in the twitch chat. And please, do not drink the Coca Cola even if dear leader is doing it. Inshallah Hasan is divine in nature!

chapotraphouse LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 96%

Lets make time woke.

badposting LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

Mods should make a discord channel with just one voice chat room and the entire userbase of Hexbear should join in this voice chat all at the same time and for exactly an hour we just record the mindless screaming and rambling that comes from it, then we post it on SoundCloud and YouTube and call it a podcast. It would be fucking horrible, but I have nothing better to do this weekend. WHOS WITH ME?

chapotraphouse LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

Earth 1: dicks to Mars. Earth 2: being dicked by Mars. Earth 3: Earth and Mars consensually dicking each other.

Please answer these questions! What kind content should be posted on /c/rackers? What kind of content would be posted on rackers if you dropped the /c/? Do you want to see this comm created? If nobody wants /c/rackers may I suggest /c/hapotraphouse as an alternative. We really ought to use the /c/ in comms as part of the official name of these groups. Its a missed opportunity if you ask me.

games LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

The first one was so good. The sequel has dark souls 2 graphics but it doesnt improve on anything unlike dark souls 2. Every two minutes my party calls me gay. I cannot restart the game without spending real money. Theres no fast travel unless you spend real money on it. It crashes every five minutes. This game is horrible, legitimate contender for worst game of the year. Which is sad because a lot of work was put into it. Oh well, I guess gamers need to suffer and hexbear needs to gaslight me into buying this piece of shit.

badposting LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

Why yes PolPotEnjoyer please go get us a printing press, CheGuevaraLover your uncle died and left you his 2000 acre compound why yes we generously accept, the weird Jimmy Dore fan holding a gun talking about killing Reagan, how about we just put you to work in the vegetable patch. It might be a Faustian bargain but we could get a cool ten years of feds financing our lifestyles before they go Jonestown on us. Lets commit to a revolutionary non revolutionary leftist org where we do nothing and the infiltrators do the actual hard work of setting up the organization.

chapotraphouse LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

Hasan, Vaush, Keffals, and Destiny are given unlimited power and no one can question it. Hasan begins hoarding all the worlds luxury items and now calls himself the treatbearer, Vaush turns the entire state of Montana into his own personal horse ranch, Keffals immediately overdoses on ketamine and dies, and Destiny goes blind staring into the sun while looking for clout. These four brightest, the BEST of humanity, these godlike TWITCH STREAMERS will do WHATEVER it takes to achieve communism or something, do not question their motives or true intentions, for they remain hidden inside their mind to protect the revolution. Also Matt Christmans brain is put into a jar and sent on a rocket to alpha centari, but instead of the rocket successfully launching, it blows up and elon musk calls it a successful failure on twitter before never talking about it again. In 400 years the earth becomes a giant pancake due to global warming. I just saved everyone from having to ~~read the book~~ ~~watch the tencent version~~ watch the Netflix adaptation.

badposting LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

Just imagine if Xi Jiping came out tomorrow and said in English “my advisors told of this website called Hexbear, they said that it was the bulwark of socialism in the west, I fired this advisor and they were sent to a reeducation camp. I have spent party resources researching this Hexbear and came to the conclusion that it is reactionary website filled with radical liberals that has bad takes on literally everything. We will be extending the great firewall to block not just Hexbear, but all Lemmy extensions, we cannot taint our brand of Marxism with this adventurist bourgeoisie filth! This E-communism is heretical and everyone who practiced it must be branded with a hot iron on the face so no one can ever take them seriously again, their fingers must be cut off so they can no longer type, their eyes must be glued shut so they cannot read theory to misinterpret it. Not just the Hexbearers, but the Breadtubers, and the Dirtbag Leftists, and the Star Trekkers too! DRIVE OUT THE REVISIONISTS WHO POST BAD TAKES ONLINE!” -Liu Cixin

chat LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

But it seems like every fucking day there’s a new video of drones blowing up cars, snipers shooting kids, POW’s getting murdered. Generals should have known that letting cameras on a battlefield was a bad idea since Vietnam. Now personally I think it’s good this stuff is being documented, not like I want it to happen or want to see it but at least there’s evidence, but I’m thinking from a warmongers perspective, why would you want footage of war to be so wildly disseminated? How hard is it to take away a phone from a soldier? I don’t know how to feel about this, I just know it’s an incredibly wide security gap that no army is willing to plug.

indigenous LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(roadside_attraction) The bodies are the literal “thing” this place is advertising, I think the bodies need to be repatriated, that an autopsy needs to be preformed, people should contact the tribal governments and chinese embassy over this. The bodies are over 100 years old so it’s unlikely that they will ever be identified but with dna testing we might be able to find a relative. It’s not even that I’m outraged over this, just disappointed.

1. will the board be ironically or unironically pro-trump? No. 2. will the board be about trump exclusively? Mostly not, it will mostly be a board about mocking liberal politics. 3. why should my leftist safespace have a subforum called “thedonald”? Because it would be funny and we could laugh at anyone who posts there unironically. 4. if there’s this girl I like, and I really like her, but she is obsessed with this thing called jebposting where she makes ironic memes about jeb bush winning elections in a landslide to comical degrees, to the point where she neglects eating, bathing, going outside, just to keep jebposting. Should I ask this girl out on a jeb bush themed date even if I think the joke itself is rather worn out and not funny anymore?

chapotraphouse LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

Across the internet on thousands of websites the (mostly) unpaid labor of (mostly) volunteer internet moderators is exploited by social media companies and the consequences of that have been bad for the moderators themselves, as well as social media users and websites as a whole. The internet could not function without moderator labor, it’s vital to ensure the suppression of hate speech and illegal material. The last time moderators tried to organize was with Reddit during the API changes and they were violently suppressed, Reddit had no issue finding scabs in its userbase to replace the mods that had their subs go dark, and Reddit threw in a small amount of compensation for the moderators that is not equal at all to the monetary value of the labor they have provided the site over the years. (Also Ghislaine Maxwell the sex trafficker is still unconfirmed to have been the powermod maxwellhill on several of Reddit’s biggest and influential subreddits, which I’m mentioning because moderator abuse is a symptom of there being no regulation in the system whatsoever.) Internet moderation is not exclusive to Reddit, we have all heard stories and even personally experienced the tyranny of a moderator before, but we must recognize that the problem lays not with the WORKERS who are the MODERATORS but the ADMINISTRATORS and OWNERS of the social media websites who are the real tyrants for allowing such awful behavior to exist on their own websites, they are lazy to hand out such vital controls to volunteers without vetting them or fairly compensating them. Most social media websites would not be profitable and would not exist without this form of exploitation, this lazy system is not good for the internet or for society, in the past it made sense for websites to hand out these privileges because there was no rules back then, but as the internet grew and became a less American-centric close knit community and more an amalgamation of every single human alive and dead who has ever used it, it’s apparent the old system is bad. We treat websites like property, the whole apparatus was developed for the military, the whole foundation the thing is built upon is a white male centric userbase and all the negatives that come along with it. Reform starts with the internet mods. How does one do a revolution on the internet? Do we go to the physical servers and seize them? Do we go a step further and go after the power supply? Who’s more important, the telecom companies, or the software companies? Our goal shouldn’t be to destroy the internet, it should be to understand it, and I understand that the moderators are the power brokers of political power on the net, they have interests and collusions and their own internal politics that range from single threads to subfourms to the whole site to multiple websites. Moderators are playing a game of intrigue when that’s not their job, their job is to remove objectionable content, they are censors not political actors, their politics should be decided for them by a union boss, if we can get moderators into a union then the left can use those moderators to exert our political will on the forces of capital like every other union ever. So what’s my plan to unionize mods? A campaign of elevating internet moderators to absurdly high levels of self importance until they start believing it themselves. We should encourage mods to abuse their power and conspire and seek to exploit their positions, we should make propaganda presenting mods in the soviet realistic style of art as like glorious workers to the point it looks mocking, but we should try to make them take it serious. We should use the power of irony and the existing connotations of moderator power and just roll with it, we should make the Reddit alien mascot the union logo because of its annoying connotations and lack of respect normal people have for it. In order to unionize mods we must lean into the stereotypes that mods are these powerhungry basement dwelling lowlifes who wear leftist causes like a tshirt because union leaders have stereotypes of being sleazy and maybe a little unashamed corruption is the secret in how to make a successful union. TLDR : accurate observation on how mods work, followed by cynical plan to unionize them by being intentionally an asshole, so people can say why that won’t work. (That’s the point, come up with some ideas ppl!)

chapotraphouse LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 93%

Or just federated?

main LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

Wouldn’t it be fun for a Karl Marx impersonator to just walk around lecturing people about why they are bad who also has an online and journalistic presence lecturing people as to why they are bad. There should be a union of sorts for Karl Marx impersonators to make sure they are following strict Marxist doctrine in what they say, they will replace religious leaders as to who people go to guidance for. At the end of every year we fly all the Karl Marx impersonators to a giant altar of communism and the best Karl Marx ritualistically cuts the hearts out of the inferior Karl Marx impersonators on top of said altar. Then using the blood of the dead Karl Marx impersonators we anoint the next year’s class of impersonators and we have a brand new set of Karl Marx impersonators who were trained by the last set of them who were sacrificed. Marx trainees take on the role of Engels. To make the lifecycle of the Karl Marx impersonator clear it goes Selected in random lottery (1/1,000,000) every year - Forced to train as an Engel under the wing of a Marx - Get anointed as a Marx and take on an Engel - Get sacrificed and have your blood be used to appoint the new Marx. Note if you are selected as the best Karl Marx you are not sacrificed, instead you preform that year’s sacrifice then get to retire in the goon cave with all the previous superior Karl Marx’s. Any questions?

politics LaForgeRayBans • 6 months ago • 100%

He was interested in politics at a very young age