minecraft Jonathan12345 • 2 months ago • 100%

Currently in China, my vpn actually worked for once and I was looking to join, but it keeps saying unable to connect. Is the server still up?

China Jonathan12345 • 2 months ago • 93%

Since I'm currently in China I've been randomly browsing bilibili and under certain videos I have been noticing a certain insufferable group of ultras somehow even worse than (what I've seen of) western ones, who can obviously afford a device and internet yet claim to care for the poor oppressed masses and talk about how capital is destroying people's wills to live and stuff, and continuously use the term 'downtrodden masses'. One even said that modern society was just like in Lao She's Teahouse (where a lady had to sell her child to survive), and shifted the goalposts when asked about this by saying 'muh abductions!111!11!! What I would like to know is, who are these people? Why are they like this? Given that most have obviously not experienced for themselves the massive improvement in quality of life between the 2000s and today, are they mostly too young and have too much free time, or are they petty bourgeoisie who also have too much free time? Am I looking at them the wrong way? Would appreciate insights from those more knowledgeable than me, thanks.

China Jonathan12345 • 2 months ago • 100%

cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/5103306 > Most people in the west probably don't know this, but China actually 'participated' in WW1! But as a backwards country with two governments at this time, why did they do so? Why did they align with the Americans, when Germany had influence within the country? Did China receive any benefits from becoming a victor? Today I'll answer these questions and more. > > In 1914 China had promised to stay neutral in WW1. Before this point, China had only lost in wars against imperial powers, and few desired to take part in another potentially disastrous war. Besides, many warlords themselves held territory in China, and few would have left their holdings to die in europe when potential competitors could simply occupy their territory. In addition, different powerful warlords were backed by foreign powers from both sides, so there was little desire to participate in the global war at the time. > > Germany, however, supported Zhang Xun, who attempted to revive the Qing dynasty, gambling that he would be able to create a German-aligned Chinese monarchy, even providing him with weapons. But Zhang Xun held little military power compared to other warlords, and by easily defeating him Japan-backed Duan Qirui could now call himself the defender of democracy. He reinstated the powerless president, Li Yuanhong, but he himself was appointed as leader of the cabinet. While the cabinet seemed to be engaged in fierce conflict with the President, in reality Li was pretty much alone in his struggle and was always at a massive disadvantage, despite his backing by the US. Primarily this was because Duan had the full power of the Wan clique behind him, while Li had few if any armies of his own. > > The Americans wished for China to join the war on their side, promising to renegotiate some unequal treaties, and Li gladly agreed. Yet the Japanese, supporting Duan, soon began urging Duan to join the war too, seeking to secure what Yuan had promised them in the 21 lines. Seeing the Japanese support China's entrance to the war, the US changed its tune and ordered Li to oppose the war. > > Of course, this opposition could not be held for long, and Duan used German submarines sinking a ship carrying Chinese passengers as an excuse to cut off all ties with Germany, then declare war. > > Despite declaring war, China never sent any troops to Europe, instead providing the entente with over 140000 laborers to aid the allies in constructing works, clearing mines, and other dangerous jobs. In the end, Germany was defeated, eliminating its influence in China, and many hoped that all German interests in China, such as *the entire province of Shandong*, could be returned to China. But things would not be so easy... > > originally wanted to write a part 2 to my last post but too many things happened, so I'm going event by event here. Next post: the Treaty of Versailles and the 5-4 movement.\ https://baike.baidu.com/item/%E5%8C%97%E6%B4%8B%E5%86%9B%E9%98%80%E5%8F%B2/6241211 source this book. You can get it for about 50 yuan and autotranslate it with that camera app or something. https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1AG4y1N78P/?spm_id_from=333.337.search-card.all.click also this video from Soviet Monitor who is a platform verified expert on the warlord era.

Most people in the west probably don't know this, but China actually 'participated' in WW1! But as a backwards country with two governments at this time, why did they do so? Why did they align with the Americans, when Germany had influence within the country? Did China receive any benefits from becoming a victor? Today I'll answer these questions and more. In 1914 China had promised to stay neutral in WW1. Before this point, China had only lost in wars against imperial powers, and few desired to take part in another potentially disastrous war. Besides, many warlords themselves held territory in China, and few would have left their holdings to die in europe when potential competitors could simply occupy their territory. In addition, different powerful warlords were backed by foreign powers from both sides, so there was little desire to participate in the global war at the time. Germany, however, supported Zhang Xun, who attempted to revive the Qing dynasty, gambling that he would be able to create a German-aligned Chinese monarchy, even providing him with weapons. But Zhang Xun held little military power compared to other warlords, and by easily defeating him Japan-backed Duan Qirui could now call himself the defender of democracy. He reinstated the powerless president, Li Yuanhong, but he himself was appointed as leader of the cabinet. While the cabinet seemed to be engaged in fierce conflict with the President, in reality Li was pretty much alone in his struggle and was always at a massive disadvantage, despite his backing by the US. Primarily this was because Duan had the full power of the Wan clique behind him, while Li had few if any armies of his own. The Americans wished for China to join the war on their side, promising to renegotiate some unequal treaties, and Li gladly agreed. Yet the Japanese, supporting Duan, soon began urging Duan to join the war too, seeking to secure what Yuan had promised them in the 21 lines. Seeing the Japanese support China's entrance to the war, the US changed its tune and ordered Li to oppose the war. Of course, this opposition could not be held for long, and Duan used German submarines sinking a ship carrying Chinese passengers as an excuse to cut off all ties with Germany, then declare war. Despite declaring war, China never sent any troops to Europe, instead providing the entente with over 140000 laborers to aid the allies in constructing works, clearing mines, and other dangerous jobs. In the end, Germany was defeated, eliminating its influence in China, and many hoped that all German interests in China, such as *the entire province of Qingdao*, could be returned to China. But things would not be so easy... originally wanted to write a part 2 to my last post but too many things happened, so I'm going event by event here. Next post: the Treaty of Versailles and the 5-4 movement.

Rebuild of China Bad Times Jonathan12345 • 3 months ago • 98%

China has long had its place in the world as a major polluter, having burned 14000% of its own coal consumption since the brutal, bloody Chinese revolution in the 1948 tunaman massacre. Yet China today is switching gears, presenting itself to the world as a benevolent green superpower----or so the authoritarian Xi regime tells its befuddled citizens. Here at the China Bad Times, we've contacted top China experts at Radio Free Radical, one of the top oxygen think tanks in the US. And they've got news for us: China is flooding our markets with cheap oxygen, and fast. "If we don't take action soon," warns Boot Liquer, top analyst at RFR, "then our domestic trees could be seriously harmed. And we've got to protect our markets, because god knows what China puts in their air." "In the US, we just can't put out oxygen as fast as China can," Liquer explains as we tour a US forest, taking care to avoid being hit by falling tree trunks as logging teams clear land for planting more drugs to fund covert CIA operations in the global south. "You see, in the US we have worker's protections, and unions, and retirements and such. We're humanitarian----we care about our trees. But there's no such protection in China. They've stripped their plants completely bare. You wouldn't believe the brutal level of exploitation. Hell, they don't even feed their plants any food. They're forced to only live on water." Liquer takes us to RFR's base, where he shows us unreleased footage of Xi's secret plans. "Now, it might seem like we're breaking the rules of the free market when we're raising concerns about Chinese air. But we're just playing fair, trying to combat China's unfair business practices. Two wrongs make a right, you know. While the US has always had honor and respect in the global market, China's ruthless. For example, they've illegally supplied the Hufies in Yemen with air. This supply is so vital that without it all of their fighters would die in minutes. Similarly, they've been giving billions and billions of metric tons of air to Russia. Without this supply Ukraine would be halfway to ladistock now. China's denying it, of course. Well to hell with them. They know as well as we do that those orcs would be suffocating without Chinese aid. It's the least we can do to try to curb the flow of their cheap shit into our market." Liquer leads us out of the RFR facility, and we're greeted on both sides by CIA agents fresh from torture operations in Guatemala bay. As we part, he offers us one last line of advice. "Some people say, China's not even actively exporting air to us. How can you say they're flooding our markets?" "Well, there's one response to these people. We're racists here. We're fucking racists, not logicians. Always remember that."

Rebuild of China Bad Times Jonathan12345 • 3 months ago • 100%

So, uh, remember when I said I'd never do any more CBT? Well, I've kind of been regretting that decision now, especially since I've had a few new inspirations. I won't try to force myself to keep a pace of posts now, which might've impacted quality in the past, and besides this is pretty much the only thing I'm known for. So... more CBT is coming.

Many of you probably know a little bit about the history of early modern China---the fall of the Qing dynasty, the civil war, and the foundation of today's China. Yet there's more to the story of China's path to socialism. Chinese warlords may be a familiar term for some, and for me as well, yet for the longest time I only knew that they existed, not much about who they were, or what they did. A while ago I finally decided to pick up a book written by Lai Xinxia on this period of history. He is a very reliable scholar---after participating in the Chinese revolution he was assigned to sorting the archives of the Beiyang era, and over fifty years gradually improved his draft until publishing the final edition of his book, "History of the Beiyang Warlords", in 2004. I have made a summary of it here to educate more people, something I have not spent as much time doing as I should have. First, a definition. The Chinese term for a single warlord group is 系, which can translate to system, line, etc. The generally accepted english translation for this is 'clique', which I will use here. The english translations for the clique names seem to be based on location (province names) rather than abbreviations commonly used in Chinese. I will be using the Chinese versions here since I'm too lazy to find the english translations for all of them. After the opium wars, many Qing officials realized the importance of self-strengthening and creating a modern army. Li Hongzhan, one of the many han officials who rose to prominence in the last years of the Qing empire, created his own army, the Xiangjun, with modern equipment and training methods. Eventually this unit proved instrumental in defeating the Taiping rebellion, and for a time there was hope within the empire that expanding the 'new army' would lead to the empire being able to resist foreigners and establish its sovereignty. The Empire also created two foreign affairs departments, Beiyang (north sea) and Nanyang (south sea) respectively. As an important Beiyang civil servant, Li Hongzhang was the forerunner of the powerful warlords who would come to control vast portions of China in the first few decades of the coming century. Yet without changing society, the new armies soon fell to corruption, and by the time Japan declared the Jiawu war the Beiyang Fleet, a modernized fleet the Qing government had established, was largely corrupted, ineffectual, and quickly defeated by Japan despite strong patriotism and determined resistance by patriotic soldiers and officers alike. Yuan Shikai was at this time only a minor officer, who at some point was stationed in Korea. Despite a minor incident in which he was reported to the government, many praised his effective training of his own army, with some westerners remarking that China would be saved if they had more units like his. Yet during the invasion of China by the eight powers, instead of going into battle he decided to withdraw to preserve his own strength, with the result that he took almost no losses while his sister units of the new army were completely crushed. After the ordeal, he then escorted Cixi back to the forbidden city, and won the affection of many in government with this action. One thing to note is that in 1895 Yuan Shikai began conducting military drills in Xiaozhan (little station) near Beijing, which many scholars consider to be the beginning of the Beiyang era. In 1911 the Xinhai revolution erupted and the imperial system which had existed in China for millennia was overthrown. While this was a bourgeoisie revolution, it nonetheless pushed history forward greatly in China. Yet at this point many of the revolutionaries were politically naive, including Sun Zhongshan, the leader of the new Republic of China, and believed that their country could not succeed without existing figures of authority in government. This, combined with Sun's own lack of political experience, led to the new government electing Yuan Shikai as its first official president. The Tongmenghui, Sun's revolutionary party, decided to engage in parliamentary politics, and slowly began to lose its revolutionary characteristic. Yuan was not content with merely being president and being constrained by the majority-tongmenghui (which around this time had rebranded itself as the Guomindang, 'party of the national people') parliament. So after a few years of rule and forcing through laws that increasingly gave him power, he finally declared himself emperor of the Chinese Empire and disbanded parliament. Before this, he had also secretly signed a humiliating treaty with Japan to win support secretly in 1915. This will become important later... Yuan's move was met with opposition from almost everyone in China, even including monarchists, who wanted the former Qing empire on the throne. His own subjects were also unhappy, as their potential position as Yuan's successor was now only available to his children. After a few short months Yuan died from sickness, and democracy returned. Yet... During Yuan's monarchy, Sun Zhongshan had advocated for a Second Revolution. Working in the south and gathering the support of revolutionaries and local warlords, he managed to establish a southern government. Yet he controlled very few armies himself, with only a few fleets in the navy supporting him. Most of the armies fighting for the southern republic were warlords who only opposed Yuan for their own gain and cared little for progress in China. In the North, after Yuan's death splits began to appear in the previously cohesive Beiyang bloc. The Wan clique, led by Duan Qirui, and the Zhi clique, lead by Feng Guozhang. While Duan advocated for using force to unify China and defeat the southern government, Feng wanted a peaceful reunification, more because he was opposed to Duan than any other reason. To resolve their conflict, they appointed a third party, Li Yuanhong to take on the role of the president of China. At this point, Zhang Xun, a staunch monarchist, led his army into Beijing with the pretext of mediating a negotiation between the Wan and Zhi cliques. Instead, he seized power with his 'pigtail army' and promptly reestablished the Qing empire, with the child emperor Puyi (who had been treated well and allowed to stay in the forbidden city by the revolutionaries) as its leader. Of course this did not last long, with all the Beiyang warlords coming to oppose him. Duan Qirui gave himself the title of creating democarcy three times with his defeating of Zhang Xun, and the Wan clique at this point became the dominant player on the Beiyang stage. Yet the country was still divided into north and south, and tensions between the two cliques were growing more heated by the day. (part 1 concluded)

Comradeship // Freechat Jonathan12345 • 6 months ago • 100%

After half a year... it's finally done. I'm working on something else original now, with a much larger scale, more detail. I might just give up on a JR sequel altogether. But it was still fun, writing it. To be honest I'd have liked it better if it magically became popular and people interacted with it more, but I'm happy with how it turned out.

Rebuild of China Bad Times Jonathan12345 • 6 months ago • 100%

Hey guys, it's me, Commiespammer. I just wanted to talk a little bit today about a decision I've made. But first, I'd like to go over why I made this community in the first place. I've said this before elsewhere, but I originally owned the subreddit r/chinaevil, which was later banned by reddit for promoting hate(???). So I moved to lemmygrad, and created this place. But the reason I made chinaevil in the first place... it's not like what some people have speculated, solely for the enjoyment of whites. Hell, I am Chinese myself. Originally this was just a coping mechanism, a way for me to vent my frustrations at blatant racism and misinformation against China that I felt powerless against. After I came here, of course, that was no longer a problem. But I kept this community anyways, out of habit, and I kept posting. To be honest, it eventually started feeling more like a chore, and it's become pretty clear that this kind of content isn't really popular anymore. So... I've decided to stop posting here. Others can still post here and are welcome to. But I won't do it any more, or at least not as frequently. Have a good day.

Preface: this is not white apologia, I am not white, I am a pure asiatic mongoloid barbarian. With that being said---- There seems to be a sentiment that is largely a holdover from the liberal beliefs about 'bad apples' in our gene pool or whatever. Some people seem to think that we could solve all our problems by not allowing these bad apples to have children. It seems pretty straightforward, right? Parents pass traits to their offspring, you get rid of the bad parents, and you won't have the offspring having bad traits. Well.... aside from that being borderline eugenics, it's also bullshit. Not completely bullshit, but pretty much bullshit. AS FAR AS WE KNOW, BELIEFS ARE ***NOT HERITABLE***. This means that if your parents were bloodthirsty fascists, you are not necessarily a bloodthirsty fascist. Heritable traits are generally much simpler (and by simpler I mean comparatively simpler--- even things like eye color needs hundreds of genes, each thousands of bases long, to be coordinated) than behavioral traits. Which means, aside from a few very, very basic instincts OUR BELIEFS ARE LEARNED AND NOT INHERITED FROM OUR PARENTS. While parents can influence your beliefs heavily as an environmental factor they don't just magically give you ideas when you're born. So there. It feels good to want to murder bad people but just know that until we fundamentally restructure society, killing them will just be like trying to fill up a river by draining it with a sponge.

Rebuild of China Bad Times Jonathan12345 • 7 months ago • 93%

One day Chinaman Chang (Fu Manchu's evil twin) said in his devlishly cunning asiatic way, "I sure feel like planting rice and destroying western democracy today." So he climbed onto his dragon--- "Actually, it's a *lung*, he said smugly," ---right, he climbed onto his *lung* and flew through the clouds straight towards the white house. Biden was standing on the roof. "Ha! Mortal fool, I have anticipated your arrival." Chinaman Chang said nothing and pulled back his mongolian compound bow, firing an arrow at Biden. Biden unleashed a ray of pure democracy from his finger and destroyed the arrow with ease. "Stupid barbarian, I'm not so easily defeated! You'll have to get through me before you want to hurt this Shining City on a Hill!" "Damn you," the slanty-eyed mongoloid said through clenched teeth, quickly dodging as rays of freedom and enlightenment blew holes through the clouds his dra---- *"lung"* ----right, his *"lung"* had summoned. "I know!" he suddenly said. Then he pulled out a cheap bootleg rifle (stolen American tech from the future) and shot. "Augh! I've been shot!" Biden said, slowly collapsing to his knees like a shitty black and white 1920s western. But Chang was not finished. He devlishly shot Biden's head full of holes like the cheating little yellow man he was. "NOOOOOO! MY MEMORY IS DISAPPEARING!" Biden shouted, tumbling back down to the ground in a heap. "Heh heh heh," Chang said, twirling his mustache. "Another day, another democracy down!"

Comradeship // Freechat Jonathan12345 • 7 months ago • 100%

Something I decided to draw randomly. Sorry about how shitty it is. Ask me anything about my current or future projects!

TankieTunes Jonathan12345 • 7 months ago • 100%

Neat song, I'm gonna translate this into Chinese.

TankieTunes Jonathan12345 • 8 months ago • 100%

Really reminds me of blue berets' Sineva.

Rebuild of China Bad Times Jonathan12345 • 8 months ago • 95%

Breaking news! We've long suspected that the evil Chinese seeseepee have been aiding movements to defeat the Rules Based Order the US has painstakingly creating over the past several centuries. But there's been little evidence so far since those sneaky yellows have been hiding from the watchful eyes of the CIA. But now, we finally have irrefutable evidence that the seeseepee is aiding the hoofies in Yemen. You see, China has been secretly providing the hoofies with a vital resource that's required for their combat against the Good Guys™️: air. Xae Tschun-Payung has been breathing---- this is a documented fact, meticulously verified by several CIA agents. And this air has been confirmed to go to several malicious agents who would love to undermine US hegem---er, I mean, the World Police. To name a few, these air molecules Xae have been breathing are going to Hummus and the hoofies. Hummus and the hoofies. Sounds like a band name. *coughs* For the past several years, the hoofies have been attacking American cargo vessels, spitting in the face of democracy and freedom--- everything our flag stands for. They're jealous of our great democracy and they'll stop at nothing to take what they believe is rightfully theirs. Anyways, Xae has been providing these evil pirates with the air they need to survive. This means that we'll have to pile more sanctions on top of them---- it'll surely work this time! [Click here to donate to the China Bad Times and protect free journalism!](https://yewtu.be/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Be sure to read the rule before you leave Jonathan12345 • 8 months ago • 100%

This took me way longer than it should have, and this is after I used the draft layer for the final version because I got lazy.

Ah, lungs. The thing that everybody has a pair of. Or, well, most people. But it just sounds better with 'everybody', don't you think? Today we'll be talking about, you guessed it... lungs. Those wonderful sacs that help us breathe air and not die. I'm sure we all know what lungs are, what they look like, and what they do. They're in our chest, and suck in air when we breathe in, then expel it when we breathe out. What more is there to them? Not that much, it turns out, but I'm digging all the shit out to make this post longer. For starters, the lungs aren't exactly static. They want to collapse inward all the time. If they did this, it would be very bad, and when they do this, as some kinds of injuries can cause, the results are indeed very bad and painful to even think about. But, luckily for us, your chest is attached to your lungs (at least, I hope they are). And the chest wants to expand. So a fragile balance is maintained, with the lungs and chest in equilibrium. A thin layer of fluid, kind of like water between glass, keeps the two parts of the lungs attached to each other. So how do we breathe? When we breathe in, the chest expands. This makes the pressure inside our lungs decrease relative to the atmosphere, so air outside flows inward. When we then breathe out, pressure in the lungs increases, which forces some of the air out. Note that there's no way for our lungs to distinguish between fresh and old air, so only a portion of the air breathed in will actually be absorbed by our blood. In addition, it's not possible to force all the air out of your lungs, as I'm sure many of you have tried. This is probably a good thing. Inside the lungs there are big tubes. I forgot what they're called. They branch off into smaller tubes. They lead to alveoli, which is like the only word I remembered from that chapter of vanders. These little sacs are connected to little blood vessels. When blood passes them with high carbon dioxide (relatively, it's still not that much compared to oxygenated blood) and low oxygen, diffusion happens. Carbon dioxide goes from high concentration to low concentration, oxygen does the same, and the net result is carbon dioxide in your lungs and oxygen in your blood. What stops the alveoli from collapsing? A thin layer of fluid that's filled with lipids and stuff that also lubricate it, ensuring that air doesn't only go to large alveoli, which would lead to all the smaller ones collapsing. Even if a couple small ones collapse or get blocked off, the body can adjust blood flow to make sure blood is only going to where it can be properly oxygenated. That's about all I have to say about lungs. If any of this information ends up causing some sort of damage to you, I am not liable.

Rebuild of China Bad Times Jonathan12345 • 8 months ago • 100%

JANUARY 16TH, 2024---- Experts once again confirm that China, led by chai chintpkeng, is still about to collapse within five years. As with last time, five different points have been proposed that account for the regime's impending collapse. 1. Demographics. As we all know, China is experiencing a massive demographics collapse. In 2020, the population of China was 1.4 billion. In 2021, 1.2 billion. In 2022, 0.3 billion. In 2023, 35 thousand. By the end of 2024, it is projected China will only have a population of 5 people. This will wreak havoc on the country as a whole and allow for democratization to proceed rapidly. 2. Declining innovativeness. As we all know, yellow ching-chongs can't innovate, thus, all their technology is stolen from the west with a time machine. However, they don't know how to repair it, being the stupid yellow barbarians they are, and so soon will be unable to steal any more western innovations. 3. Overpopulation. While China's population is in decline, it's also simultaneously rising far faster than its weak infrastructural base can support. Within 1 year, the population will be 93 billion, and all the Chinese will starve. This is a good thing because they're yellow parasites. 4. Corruption Corruption is rampant within the CCP, with high-ranking officials embezzling quadrillions of yuan faster than they're being printed. This is leading to an instability in the Chinese political system. While it looks like they're sustaining economic growth, this is in fact built on nothing, and will soon collapse. Esteemed professor Krakk Pott places China's estimated collapse at around 7:51 pm, on march 30th, 2024. 5. Desire for reform Radio Free Asia has stirred up the desire for independence for the various peoples of China against their oppressive han communist overlords. A reliable source in shingyong informs us the yogurts will soon rise up, as well as the tibytens in a mass recreation of 1984 tunaman square, except the good guys will win this time. Shae and his racist policies are unstable, and can only last a few more months before China collapses.

minecraft Jonathan12345 • 8 months ago • 100%

 On these islands, just to the left of spawn, I have created two small settlements, a mine and a coastal strip of farm, which I will expand into a principality. Please do not touch these islands yet as I have big plans, but if you're interested in joining the principality comment below.

Comradeship // Freechat Jonathan12345 • 9 months ago • 100%

I originally scheduled it for today but nobody joined, partly due to nobody seeing the post, so I'm moving it to tomorrow. The server's been reset to a beautiful mountain bay that could use some developing. Please join!

minecraft Jonathan12345 • 9 months ago • 100%

Please join the matrix. Make sure to join the server on saturday at 5pm ct!

Make sure to check it out and leave a comment, or kudos or something!

Rebuild of China Bad Times Jonathan12345 • 9 months ago • 100%

69420 bc: god creates all the species. Darwin is a fraud. 42069 bc: the glorious aryan race asserts its dominance over the west as it rightfully should. 9841 bc: the evil chinese yellow barbarian race is created by dictator moo zhendeing, who goes on to have his people breed like rabbits, then kills all the weighars in shinkykong. 9481 bc: moo zhendong dies, wholesome tibbit and teevon are created. 9184 bc: doong chaopung becomes dictator of sheena. He is a bad man. 1489 bc: doong chaopung invents black and brown savages to combat the civilized west. The dirty muslims sack rome and plunge yurop into the age of barbarism. 0 bc: jesus is born and leads the crusaders against sheena. The Russian Empire, led by Joe Steel, kills jesus and Joe Steel personally shoots god. This plunges the west into another dark age. 69 ad: Joe Steel dies and wholesome gorby brings pizza to russia, bringing light to those barbarian savages. The eternal science of phrenology is invented by glorious white man. 420 ad: the evil poolestenan muslim savages force isralers out of their homeland in brown people land. Nobody cares about this. 1489 ad: evil sheena, now led by the ghost of keem jung-ho, takes over wholesome tivon. 1498 ad: ben shapiro liberates the west and unifies yerop. Kerlombis discovers AMERICA EAGLE FREEDOM BURGER LAND and creates wholesome AMERICA EAGLE FREEDOM BURGER LAND. 1849 ad: wholesome industrial revolution happens, the west beats up all the barbarian savages. AMERICA EAGLE FREEDOM BURGER LAND brings freedom to teevon, tibbit, and shinky- chingy-- shangkong 1948 ad: shae jun-peng takes control of Sheena. he commits the shinkkong genocide and kills all the yogurts. Putler becomes leader of commie russia and commits genocide against dombuss. 1984 ad: shae jun-peng, the ghost of teng chaopung, and revived moo shentong commit the tuna man massacre where everyone in wholesome tibbet, wholesome shingong, and wholesome teevon are killed. AMERICA EAGLE FREEDOM BURGER LAND steps in and kills teng and moo permanently and stop shae.... for now. 1996: putler invades wholesome yookraan. He loses and moscow is taken within minutes. 2001: shae joon-paing invades wholesome teevon and explodes the twin towers. 2022: CBTEU organized, mara jade is no longer canon. 2023: Jordan Peterson, Joe Biden, Trump, and the wholesome sigma AMERICA EAGLE FREEDOM BURGER LAND gang decimate the barbarians. Isreel becomes relevant and starts purging the brown terrorists.

minecraft Jonathan12345 • 9 months ago • 100%

https://matrix.to/#/!cEpCbgkwKIBtrOSrGl:matrix.org?via=matrix.org&via=genzedong.xyz&via=encryptionin.space

Comradeship // Freechat Jonathan12345 • 9 months ago • 100%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M-DV8kKNMk&pp=ygUVZGVzYW50bmlrIHN0eW9wb2Noa2lu I found this today while browsing youtube, but could not find any more information on it. Does anyone know anything about this cartoon?

Thoughts on ...? Jonathan12345 • 9 months ago • 100%

I've been writing it for a long time, mostly to entertain myself, but sometimes I've wondered what the three people who are paying attention to it think of my writing? Any helpful feedback (preferably sugarcoated to diabetes inducing levels) would be appreciated. https://archiveofourown.org/works/48500788/chapters/122340298 so uh here's the link, and it's like danganronpa but also dune.

Comradeship // Freechat Jonathan12345 • 9 months ago • 100%

I want to make a little game for my story, with developing provinces, wars, journal entries and missions, that kind of stuff. I know a little python but not much beyond stuff like making lists. Does anyone have good resources or guides for this kind of thing?

Ten years after the invaders came across the ocean, the Southern Lindsen Federation collapsed after an invasion from the puppet state of the Eastern Lindsen Commision. The monarch of the federation, Brandon Holstein, fell into despair as his dream of a Lindsen unified again was shattered, and power was increasingly funneled into the hands of powerful industrialists even as he attempted to modernize his unwieldy nation. He entrusted command of the rump state to his protege, the ultranationalist solider turned utopian Albert Stahler shortly before his death. Stahler disbanded the army upon taking command and organized an Army of the Masses, quickly slaughtering the industrialists and bringing industry under state command. The advance of the ELC forced him to cede eastern lands, but he expanded into the microstates of the west to the SLF's former borders and beyond, spreading his dream of an egalitarian future. To the north, the cowardly but weakened collaborator state Burgune presses upon what was once Lindsen's northern border. To the northwest, the ailing kingdom belonging to Immanuel LeCoq threatens to collapse at any moment and provide a path for the ELC towards the center of Lindsen's many petty warlords and despots. Despite these difficulties, Stahler believes that his borders will once again stretch from the Raimat to the Lohne rivers. Stahler seeks his brother Otto who was lost in action ten years ago, during the first defenses. He may not be ready for what he will find.

Rebuild of China Bad Times Jonathan12345 • 9 months ago • 100%

Despite recent rumors circulating that valiant IDF soldiers supposedly killed innocent hostages, daring investigations by CBT journalists have found that these are in fact lies being propagated by the Hamas regime. "It's important to realize the extent that Hamas controls the global attitudes," says one anonymous source. "Many choose to believe whatever they say, despite Israel clearly being the oppressed side here. It's sad to see how many young people have been brainwashed by those brown terrorist savages. I mean, I hate jews too, but I hate brown people more. At least for now." Indeed, many prominent news forces have been secretly controlled by global Hamas cabals who strongly influence the narrative against Israel. As one innocent Israeli civilian says "We've always lived here until those evil terrorists came to steal our land!" The solution is clear: the Hamas menace must be eliminated (we hate Hamas not the people). So go onto the street with your guns, and shoot up all the brown people you see because they're probably Hamas spies. Then shoot all the yellow ching chongs because they support genocide xae and Hamas. Then shoot all the slavics you see because they support putler and also hamas. You know what, just shoot everybody who's not white. [Claim your free gun to shoot up minorities now](https://yewtu.be/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

I actually got council republic in 1900. Almost lost but cheesed a victory with allies and naval invasion.

This story starts in Guantanamo Bay in 1962 where an American prisoner is being tortured. Anyways they transferred him to Ohio, where they locked him up in a top secret base. Anyways they say to this prisoner guy "we will set you free but only if you stay in this room with no toilet for 7 days." And he goes "ok sure" even though he really likes toilets. So he goes in there with microphones and cameras and shit and he sits there for five days, just like pooping in one corner and eating in the other. Then on the sixth day something horrible happened. When the researchers went to check on him the lack of toilet had transformed him into a toilet. Upon closer inspection he was bone chillingly saying 'skibidi dop dop dop yes yes' over and over again. One researcher went into the room. However the skibidi toilet, as they called him, bit her so the others immediately sedated the toilet. When she was dragged out, she was unconscious for seven hours. When she finally awoke all she could say was "SKIBIDI OHIO FANUM TAX FORTNITE RIZZLER GYATT", which terrified the other researchers. So they decided to kill the skibidi toilet. One shot it with a rifle but the toilet bit him too and he started screaming "SKIBIDI OHIO FANUM TAX FORTNITE RIZZLER GYATT". The next researchers rushed it and one finally killed the toilet by flushing it, but not before everyone in Ohio was screaming "SKIBIDI OHIO FANUM TAX FORTNITE RIZZLER GYATT". While the skibidi toilet has been defeated for a long time, a new generation of Americans may see its return...

minecraft Jonathan12345 • 10 months ago • 88%

In preparation for our PVP event, Lemmycraft Divided, I will be posting a flavor event every day until it starts. If you're interested, leave a comment! I'll set you up for whatever you need to enjoy the Lemmycraft story mode/HOI4 experience. ::: spoiler Day 1. **Commiespammer Clique militarizes Lemmygrad city outskirts**  In recent weeks division in Lemmygrad has grown further as Lemmygrad is divided further by conflicts between various paraleftist factions, several of which rose from the ashes of the formerly defunct ML coalition that fell to infighting, each seeking to unify Lemmygrad. One of these is the Commiespammer Clique, which has begun the process of militarizing and fortifying the outskirts of the city with trench works, bunkers, and sweet berry fields. If other factions wish for a chance at Lemmygrad unification, they must act quickly while there is still time. > Troubling. ::: ::: spoiler Day 2. **Innocent civilian killed by Commiespammer Clique landmine** Today a civilian was killed after accidentally stepping on a landmine laid by the Commiespammer Clique in its fortified tract. The Clique leader, Jonathan12345, has reacted violently and called the event an intentional act of sabotage, calling into question what a civilian was doing in a militarized belt. Regardless, the mine has caused lasting damage to the fortifications and severely compromising the security of the west part of Commiespammer's trench. Any rivaling factions will have much-needed breathing room to establish their own opposing armaments. > Will the plight of the innocents ever end? ::: ::: spoiler day 3 **Commiespammer Clique ramps up armaments program**  Today, in another breach of previously agreed ceasfires, the Commiespammer Clique has begun an amarments program, repurposing communal resources for its own use. Despite various complaints the Clique has produced several units of infantry equipment for its soldiers. >Will nobody stand to oppose Jonathan12345? :::

minecraft Jonathan12345 • 10 months ago • 100%

>Hope is harmony. A just heart, moving toward the light. That is all. Despair is hope's polar opposite. It is messy and confusing. Despair swallows up love, hatred, and everything else. Because not knowing where you will end up is despair. Despair is what even you cannot predict. Only despair's unpredictability will save you from a boring future. ---- Junko Enoshima So I decided that since we'd done a lot of things already and the server's kinda getting boring, I decided that we should organize something fun. Anyways, the event will go something like this: we'll split everyone amongst three warlords, and then we'll fight a big war and shit like it's China in the 1930s. Do you guys think that would be fun? More proposals: I have already selected myself to be one of the warlords (of course), and I've made some supplies that you can take if you want to join my faction, the Commiespammer Clique, located in the resource center. I need two more warlords, so be sure to leave a comment below if you're interested, first come first serve. Also, only iron weapons and crossbows will be allowed, in addition to only leather armor with different coloration to denote different factions. Maybe we can build like bunkers and trenches outside of the city and fight there, idk. We can decide on a time in a subsequent post. Thoughts?  Commiespammer Clique flag