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  • Goadstool Goadstool 4 hours ago 100%

    Watching pokemon knock-offs build assault rifles in a sweat shop in a trailer for this game was one of the most edgelord things I've ever fucking seen. Cringy ass game, cringy ass devs. Fuck them and fuck Nintendo, too.

    let-them-fight

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  • earth earth A reminder that Triceratops regularly destroyed T. rex's
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 17 hours ago 100%

    I played on a The Isle (it sucks don't play it) server that had rules, and most of the rules were good but one rule that ALWAYS pissed me off was that herbivores were not allowed to attack carnivores unless proved / attacked first. Which A: is not how herbivores work in nature and B: was a god awful rule mechanically for the game, it meant that as an herbivore you were not allowed to fight carnivores unless the carnivore was very confident it had the advantage and could kill you, which also meant that playing as an herbivore was just wandering around eating the same fucking bush over and over for 12 hours until carnivores decided to kill you. Ass.

    Anyway I fuck with triceratops, I used to sleep on this dino but it grew on me eventually. Dilophosaurus is still my favorite though, I just love those gangly fuckers.

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  • badposting badposting lmao did you hear what Bill Murray said?
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 23 hours ago 100%

    I look forward to these posts

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  • chat chat Chat, is it creepy to have a totally unjustified crush
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 1 day ago 100%

    jesse-wtf

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  • badposting badposting Quote from the great Bill Murray - Funny and TRUE!
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 2 days ago 100%

    Is he supposed to look like Joe Pesci in this one?

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Eric Adams vs Reality
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 3 days ago 100%

    Sounds like the people who make the laws the cops enforce are getting a big payday for this one! Lucky them!

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  • games games I hate the right-wing nerd outrage slop industrial complex
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 3 days ago 100%

    both-sides

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 3 days ago 100%

    Yeah I'm pretty tired of seeing the same predictable "I can't believe they made Zelda a girl!" takes. Like I'm amazed people keep posting that shit here. Aren't y'all bored of it? I see that shit and roll my eyes and move on. I don't share it with other people to enable these bottom-feeding, rage-bait grifters.

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  • badposting badposting PLEASE don't die!
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 4 days ago 100%

    Fellas at the office are gonna love this, thx

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  • badposting badposting LMAO GOOD ONE
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 5 days ago 100%

    holy shit, holy shit, holy shit

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  • games games FTL: Faster than Light, 12th anniversary - New General Megathread for the 14th-15th of September
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 5 days ago 100%

    I'll "vote" my foot up your ass, liberal

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 5 days ago 100%

    I'm sorry but if the only difference between your flag and like 80 other flags is what color the stripes are, your flag sucks ass

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 6 days ago 100%

    He is by far my favorite composer.

    Check out the OST for Deadbolt if you haven't already. Undead Man Walkin' is my favorite song of his. He is the master of satisfying buildup.

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 6 days ago 100%

    I really need to get out of bed but my cat is being way too cute tucked underneath my arm she's all flipped upside down and has her leg stretched out over my arm and she's the kinda cat who is aloof and hates everyone but me so it's extra special when she's affectionate

    Pls help I gotta pee

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Libs trying not to blame communists for the holocaust challenge (impossible)
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 6 days ago 100%

    data-laughing

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse This picture of Claudia Sheinbaum goes hard
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 6 days ago 100%

    Reminds me of that one level in DUSK I'm too tired to be more specific and I assume at least 1 person will know wtf I'm talking about

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 6 days ago 100%

    She has to do her duty of shitting on anyone that might take votes from Blue Team

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Merry 9/11 and Happy Holidays - New General Megathread for the 11th-13th of September 2024
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 6 days ago 100%

    "Omg Ken Masters is 5'9"? Why is he so SHORT?"

    stop talking and get the fuck off the internet jesus fucking christ touch-grass

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 6 days ago 100%

    Why the fuck do I have to sit here and just watch people be weird and wrong about shit all the time

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 7 days ago 100%

    rat-salute-2

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank Good question. How else could this chud piss you off today?
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 7 days ago 100%

    Y'all ever just look at people like this and think about how successful the billionaires ruining this asshole's fucking life have been at making him mad about all the wrong shit?

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 7 days ago 100%

    bananba

    me want more dinomons

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Merry 9/11 and Happy Holidays - New General Megathread for the 11th-13th of September 2024
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 7 days ago 100%

    Yo I kinda wanna play Diablo 1 and 2 for the first time. Where can I pirate them?

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 7 days ago 100%

    NOOOOO

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  • askchapo askchapo If you could be a whimsical forest creature, which would you be?
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    a leshen

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Merry 9/11 and Happy Holidays - New General Megathread for the 11th-13th of September 2024
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 1 week ago 100%

    I have never felt a bigger drop in respect for someone than when my ex fully bought the "prison security is actually really lax in general!" story that was made as an excuse for when didnt-kill-himself got got.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Some More News says in reaction to the pres. debate "I just feel ignored, maybe" and the rest of the pod says "I mean that's the deal" "that's voting for democrats"
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 1 week ago 100%

    Checked outta this guy when he started parroting state department anti-China propaganda

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 1 week ago 100%

    Are there any good TCGs to play on PC that aren't MTG or Hearthstone?

    Could be single player too, in fact that might be preferable.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Merry 9/11 and Happy Holidays - New General Megathread for the 11th-13th of September 2024
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 1 week ago 100%

    Seriously though, what the fuck is up with reddit-logo even on a "non-political" level? People always be like "niche subs are good!" but on the EXTREMELY rare occasion when I feel like actually swinging over to a smaller sub to share something relevant and in the spirit of that sub, I always get downvoted, immediately. Doesn't matter if it's something totally innocuous, or wholly positive, or whatever, it always, always gets downvoted.

    Asking a simple question? Downvote. Sharing the same type of post that gets upvoted all the time? Downvote. Find something fun you just want to share with others who by all rights should also think it's fun? Fuck you, downvote.

    lea-resigned

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  • memes memes On a mission
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 1 week ago 100%

    All I think about with going back in time to the early 2000s is having to endure the lifecycle of every fucking meme all over again.

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 1 week ago 100%

    I don't know how it's possible to default to hating every single person I meet while simultaneously wanting every human being to live the most comfortable and enjoyable life possible, but I sure am finding a way.

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  • askchapo askchapo Is it cringe that I unironically love vaporwave aesthetic?
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 1 week ago 100%

    Why would it be cringe?

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  • movies movies The X-Files - New General Megathread for the 9th-10th of September 2024
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 1 week ago 100%

    Beepboopbopboop.

    Dog is dying from a severe bronchitis and antibiotics are not effectively treating the cause.

    $2k for a risky procedure just to try to find out if there's even a way to treat whatever is happening.

    Surrendering to the void, giving in to vices. Fuck this world. Fuck humanity for fooling its children with promises of building a better, kinder, healthier, more fun and exciting world, instead of teaching them the reality that this world is built by a maelstrom of vultures racing in torrential circles to scam each other harder than the other vulture currently nipping at their tail-feathers.

    $2k just to see if there's even something to be done. Staring at advertisements for different brands of pet medicines on the wall while I have to sit and wait an hour for them to shrug their shoulders and say "Iunno. Hand over $2k now."

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  • politics politics Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris debate watch party @ 9 pm EST Tonight
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 1 week ago 100%

    sit-back-and-enjoy

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  • main main Tell me your most radical or controversial non-political opinion. Here's mine.
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 1 week ago 100%

    mario-thumbs-up

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 1 week ago 100%

    I see so much crazy shit while driving, almost every time I have to go out. I also can't stand how much I get tailgated. It's like practically non-stop, even though I am not a sluggish driver, and as someone who has been rear-ended before, it makes me even more anxious than driving already does.

    Anyway fuck driving and fuck cars.

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    Nice mega. Love X-Files. Been rewatching it myself.

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  • Goadstool Goadstool 2 weeks ago 100%

    Fuck, man. Another shooting happened, this time pretty close to me.

    This world is sick.

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    badposting Goadstool 2 weeks ago 100%
    Alright so check this out... I get knocked down, right? But then? I get up again.

    Folks keep thinking that they're going to keep me down. They'll never guess what happens next.

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    chat chat there should be juggalos but for people who like good music
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 2 weeks ago 100%

    The demon?

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  • memes memes Capitalist efficiency
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  • Goadstool Goadstool 2 weeks ago 100%

    I've been thinking a lot about the best way to normalize vandalism of any and all physical advertisements, and how to get more and more people to wake up and realize that being advertised at is nothing but an assault on your psyche. How do I get more and more normies to realize how infuriating it is that literally no one wants to see this shit, and yet we're all forced to look at it ALL the time? If enough people hate ads half as much as I do, the world could be a much cleaner, nicer place.

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    askchapo Goadstool 3 weeks ago 100%
    Need help identifying a bug I found in my house (don't have a picture)

    So I'm cleaning out my girlfriend's mom's old room, and it's... a horrible mess, to put it gently. Anyway I saw this tiny little, cylindrical thing... it looked like a clothing fiber or something. It was like a centimeter long, and less than a millimeter wide. I never would have though it was alive, until I saw a tiny, white colored head poke out and move it very very slightly. It was like... bright cyan colored, with a deeper purple, really colorful little guy. I didn't see any legs. We put it outside, without getting a picture, and now I'm wondering what it was. Any idea what it could've been? We're in the northern Midwest of the US if that helps.

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    Pets Goadstool 1 month ago 100%
    Anyone got tips for helping a dog with severe bronchitis?

    Our german shephard is in real bad shape, apparently he has an extreme case of bronchitis. We've got him on antibiotics and a kind of mucinex-type-thing to get the nasty stuff out of his body, but I'm wondering if anyone has any other tips for stuff we can do with him since he seems like he's really struggling, and the vet was very concerned. He's become pretty lethargic in the last week or so and we're trying not to push him since apparently excitement is not a good idea right now. I'm feeding him high-quality canned food to keep him eating and give him strength, and we've also been kinda steaming him in the bathroom with a hot shower running for a little bit once a day, which seems to help a lot with getting the goop out of him.

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    askchapo Goadstool 2 months ago 100%
    Need some advice about resources for helping my brother who is living alone and not at all mentally well

    It's really hard to talk about this without going off the rails and giving way too much information. I have written and deleted this post twice. I'm gonna try very hard to focus on the relevant topics. My dad is going through total kidney failure, and left the country recently in a desperate attempt to get a kidney transplant. He left my brother alone in that house. The house is in a state of disrepair (huge roof leak and there are complaints of mold, in addition to other stuff), and my brother is VERY not mentally well (he talks to me about having ESP, about communicating with a starship from the andromeda galaxy, about how the archangel Lucifer taught him how to create "literally anything out of energy", and has also accused me of stalking him even though I'm halfway across the country). He is also diabetic, and my father has told me he has had to call an ambulance to help my brother out of diabetic shock multiple times, because he mismanages his disease. He also invites strangers that he meets in parking lots into that house, where all my dad's personal and private information is just laying around, as well as a wholly un-password-protected computer with his bank account just sitting open all the time. My dad (who is apparently suffering from cognitive deterioration, I assume from his kidney failure) left me in charge of handling his bills and shit while he's away, but he fucked up the Power of Attorney form he mailed me and it was voided by the bank. Meaning I'm now expected to work with my brother who has access to my dad's PC and can make payments from there, but my brother is not cooperating with me, I don't even know if he's capable of it. In fact as of this morning, he's actively hindering my attempts to do what is expected of me, refusing to cooperate with the payment of bills. My father didn't set up proper lines of communication before he left, and now it's almost impossible to get in contact with him, so the arduous and convoluted process of getting another PoA filled out and sent here from overseas is questionable even to make the suggestion of it, let alone getting him to follow through with it. It was hard enough to help him do it while he was still in the country. There's more - a LOT more - to this saga, but I am trying to restrain myself. Basically, my brother is not capable of functioning normally, I'm worried about him and I'm worried about my dad's home and stuff. This situation is bananas and I am extremely overwhelmed by it, as well as a major tragedy that recently occurred in my partner's family that I'm simultaneously having to deal with. Can anyone please give me some advice about what to do? I would like to get my brother out of that house to protect my dying dad's stuff and get my brother some help, but I don't know if any organizations exist which will actually help him, because we live in a capitalist hellscape where I know to expect anyone involved will just try to milk as much money as they can out of a vulnerable person. He is living in Texas, which I am sure makes it all worse. I'm nervous to call Adult Protective Services because I am suspicious they will fuck everything up. I have zero trust for those kinds of organizations. If anyone has experience to the contrary however, I am open to hear it. I don't know what to do.

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    music Goadstool 2 months ago 100%
    I love finding relatively unheard video game tracks that I can jam the absolute fuck out to https://youtu.be/K_xDlwWGW80

    dig it ![squirtle-jam](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/44fea917-23b7-47b9-adc7-eacced64017c.gif "emoji squirtle-jam")

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    games Goadstool 2 months ago 88%
    If you start playing an RPG by googling "best class" or "best build" - fuck you

    Maybe you should google how to think for yourself, mother fucker *I'm not talking about MMOs by the way, y'all don't wanna see my fully unhinged, ![a-guy](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/016dadda-f6a6-4658-9d93-04240608688d.png "emoji a-guy") - tier rant about that fundamentally misguided genre of WoW-clones . . . . . . I'm going through a terrible time and am feeling compelled to share my aggressive thoughts ![angery](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e639b50e-a115-48d7-af0b-1958b2397480.png "emoji angery") Meta-gaming is a fucking blight, death to America ![kiryu-slam](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/a2713769-3700-4b05-b29f-3cb670db99b6.gif "emoji kiryu-slam")

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    askchapo Goadstool 3 months ago 100%
    Anyone donate plasma for cash?

    I feel a little confused as to why more people don't seem to do it. Apparently you can get like $200-300 a week and it seems like there are no serious short term or long term side effects, but I feel like I must be missing something.

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    music Goadstool 4 months ago 100%
    Goadstool is here to present another pretty groovy song you will never hear unless you listen to it now youtu.be

    ![squirtle-jam](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/44fea917-23b7-47b9-adc7-eacced64017c.gif "emoji squirtle-jam")

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    mutual_aid Goadstool 5 months ago 100%
    Funds for food, pet food, and gas...

    r3e

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    gamedev Goadstool 6 months ago 100%
    Kor 2 (MOR) combat mock-up / WIP. Heavier and smoother rain to come! (Among other things) https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/d2b47258-be21-4318-9016-bd38173a9844.webm

    This took fuckin forever but I feel good to be back in the saddle for reals. I wasn't actually gonna make a sequel to Kor, but then I had an epiphany on how I could do the combat much more interestingly. I will not elaborate right now except to say that it will be a little more complex and a little more action-y. For the sake of saving time and because I'm brutally poor right now I will be reusing a lot of stuff from Kor 1 - like moving around outside of combat will still look like Kor 1 with the little 16x16 sprites and tiles, but it's going to be at a higher (standard) res and not be locked to various 4-color palettes. I'm going to stick with this darker limited palette of 142 colors (plus transparent) because it will give the game a unique look, and because I spent literal weeks working on this palette for another game and fuck if I'm not gonna goddamn use it. Anyway I think this turned out neat even though it's not finished or totally polished. More updates soon.

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    games Goadstool 7 months ago 100%
    Comprehensive SF6 theme music tier list nobody asked for or even wants because I'm bored and anxious - almost none of you will know wtf I'm talking about and those who do will be mad. Come on in!

    Everyone only wants to talk about how powerful the characters are, but I care much more about the tasty jams. As most of you will have no idea what the absolute fuck I'm talking about, allow me to preface my explanation of this list by providing the context that in Street Fighter 6 Capcom actually decided to get daring and give all the characters new theme music, instead of just remixing their SF2 themes for the thousandth time. This has, of course, made many absolute nerds very mad, but I think it's quite excellent, and while of course their classic themes are awesome, it's possible to appreciATE NEW THINGS TOO YOU FUCKING LOSERS, STOP GIVING NOSTALGIA SO MUCH WEIGHT IN YOUR MIND, YOU ARE LITERALLY RUINING EVERYTHING BY INSISTING ON SEEING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER YOU GODDAMN ASSHO so I'm not going to be comparing any character's music to their old music, though I will certainly have comments about the comparison for a few when I come to them. Also I'm not married to the particular order these are in within their tiers. Alright let's get to it! --- **EXCELLENT:** - [Ryu's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rie_1u6Ple8) fuckin' slaps. Many people have pointed out that it doesn't really fit Ryu very well, and even though his character arc in SF6 has him in a place of significantly less struggle than usual, I do agree that it's still just a little too groovy for our handsome yet stiff boy. Regardless, it fucking owns and every time it plays, I am groovin' the whole time. > - [Ken's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbPoYZbk_jM) is also amazing, and it fits Ken quite a lot better than Ryu's fits him. It's more dire, intense, and a little sad, which all suits Ken being down and out in this sequel. The worst thing I can say about this theme is that Ken is insanely popular right now so you end up hearing this theme a LOT, but that's not exactly the music's fault. Also the utilization of his old theme for the "critical health" portion of his new theme (at 2:48 in the length of the video) is the hypest shit ever - it gives you a taste of his awesome classic theme without leaning on nostalgia too hard. > - [Manon's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k5XctUu0Dw) is a perfect example of music that gets you jammin' and suits the character's personality perfectly. It's poppy and boisterous and, since Manon is a new addition for SF6, it doesn't have to be bogged down by comparisons to older music. The breakdown (at 1:26 in the linked video) is smooth as fuck and it leads into the Round 3 portion so well. > - [Rashid's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt2BX2Em6bc) is probably going to be one that anyone who's already familiar with the OST is going to be mad at me for, for a couple reasons - one being that it's experimental and kinda weird (also people love to shit on anything that sounds like jazz), but the most obvious reason being that everyone fucking LOVES his [old theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGrSt5wyQVE) SO GODDAMN MUCH and I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like I don't love to scream RAAAAASHIIIIDOOOOOOO but it's not music I wanna listen to *all the goddamn time*. It's the kinda song I only wanna hear once in a while, because it's *too much hype* to just be blasting on loop while I'm in the training room doing the arduous work of mastering a combo for fuckin' hours at a time. His *new theme* however grows on you more and more as you listen to it, without getting stale at all, and since I'm maining Rashid I appreciate that immensely. When I hit Master rank for the first time, though, I did go to youtube and blast the RAAAAASHIIIIDOOOOOOO in celebration, of course. > - [A.K.I.'s theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EumJsWp4K9s) is one that I have not heard anyone talk about, so I do not really know if people generally like or dislike it. A.K.I. is not a very popular character currently, but I love her weird design and I'm always a fan of poison mechanics in games - I wish her poison was more effective on its own, and not just a way to extend combos and stuff - but I fell in love with her music the second she was revealed, and was searching youtube every day for her theme to be uploaded on its own. The beat is meant to imitate the erratic, dwindling heartbeat of one of her poisoned victims, and that's just about the sickest shit ever. --- **GROOVIN':** - [Kimberly's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06E2cBONuQw) is the definition of groovy, and the beat fits her character perfectly. It did have to grow on me a little bit, but once it did it became one of my favorites. I love the round 3 portion (at 1:43 in the linked video) but that brings me to my sole criticism - for those who don't know, when Kimberly performs her level 3 super art, her usual music is replaced with some incredibly lame, generic-sounding shit that just smothers the goodness of her regular music, and that means you barely ever get to appreciate the best part of her theme music. Tragic! > - [Cammy's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_-2qMyfj5A) is another one that fits the character quite well, it's intense and snappy, and it's like the sole consolation I get when I'm fighting her and she's spinning through my goddamn projectiles to cave my dumb face in. Yet another one where the round 3 drop (at 2:18) hits HARD. > - [Zangief's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6caXwwXbjk) definitely had to grow on me a little. When I started playing SF6 (didn't really play SF before this one) I was terrified of fighting Zangief, but he turned out to be one of the most fun opponents to play against, so in the same way Zangief grew on me, so too did his theme. It's not the most hype-building theme to me, but I do find myself grooving along with various parts during matches all the time. Also, I mean, come on, Zangief is just a huge communist gym-bro - I gotta rank our colossal red boy high regardless. ![swole-doge](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/7e2f7e0b-e223-4003-ba75-1218ce12b07d.png "emoji swole-doge") > - [Blanka's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDL--2iU6yU) grew on me the most of all of them - I fuckin' *hated* this song at first. Like, I played Blanka for like a week and a half and had to mute the in-game music hated it. But I dunno, after hearing it for the 50th time something kinda snapped in me, and I came to appreciate the upbeat, semi-directionless vibe of it, and round 3 (at 3:19) is triumphant in a really fun way. Another hot Street Fighter take I have is that I do not hate Blanka (how the fuck do people complain about this character when Guile exists??). --- **IT'S AIGHT:** - [Dee Jay's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeykLp88FqU) is one that I guess I might catch a lot of flak for putting this "low" on the list, but I dunno... it is *good*, but it just never really peaks. My favorite part is the critical health portion (at 3:09) because it's somehow simultaneously distressing yet soothing, and also just groovy as fuck - I always wish it didn't only play when someone is low health, because I always want it to last longer. Gotta say though, Dee Jay is the poster-boy for SF6's amazing character design, they did him so right overall. > - [Luke's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MZPZFAaJ7w) is alright. It's not bad. I fuckin' hate Luke. But the theme is okay. I don't really groove on it much, but it's fine. But I fucking hate Luke. Fuck this dumb zoomer-baiting piece of market-pandering shit and his dumb face and his dumb hair cut. But his music is alright. Doesn't really suit the character but that's good because the character sucks. Fuck Luke. Gonna love it when he Fortnite-dances his way to getting nerfed / outscaled. > - [Jamie's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjALmQn5iKc) strikes me almost exactly the same way as Luke's. It's okay, but I also hate Jamie. I hate his dumb face even more than Luke. He looks like the guy who listens to music way too loudly on the bus when everyone is coming home from work, tired as shit and just trying to get through the last little indignity of their day before they go home and relax for like half an hour before they have to do chores until they go to bed and do it all again the next day. Fuck Jamie. I'm gonna hate it when he gets buffed. But the theme is okay, whatever. Doesn't do much for me but it's not bad. Normally I like a disco-vibe, but meh. > - [Chun Li's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bg-nvvI9D0) is also alright - I do feel like it suits the character, but it's just kind of forgettable to me. I keep forgetting what it even sounds like, which is not a great sign. If she was played more often, I feel like it might grow on me more, but she's just not that popular because she's difficult to execute. I do love Chun Li though, as a good cop she's sort of a like a unicorn - only exists in fantasy. > - [Honda's theme](https://youtu.be/YWp8cFo5IFc) also had to grow on me, but I do like it possibly more than any other in this tier. It suits his goofy-ass personality very well and the strumming gets my head boppin' every time. Much like Blanka, I do not hate fighting Honda like a lot of people do, especially when there's... > - [Guile's theme](https://youtu.be/VchglFlNIvo) is the only time I'm going to complain about a theme in comparison to its old iteration, because how the fuck could I not? How do you go from [THAT](https://youtu.be/FEdbR0jnfvQ) to this? But I still won't let that comparison effect its place on this tier list - the real reason it's here is because it just kinda sounds like menu music. Flat as fuck to me, but the opening to round 3 (at 1:11) gets me moving every time, so there's at least something going for it. Fuck fighting Guile though, I goddamn hate him. Turtling piece of shit holds all the cards. SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO FIGHT GUILE WHEN ALL HE HAS TO DO IS CROUCH AND WAIT. AAAAAAAAAA **I FEEL NOTHING:** - [JP's theme](https://youtu.be/UMZq8Ycgo6U) is just kinda generic boss music. It doesn't really feel like boss fight music, it just sounds like the music that leads up to the boss fight, like it's what should be playing when he's delivering his epic bad-guy monologue *before* you fight him. I do jam on the round 3 opening sometimes, but overall it's just kinda there. I do like JP as a character however, good villain. His default outfit is awful though. > - [Dhalsim's theme](https://youtu.be/EELQyo7FX4k) is fine. It suits Dhalsim, but no one cares about Dhalsim except for trolls who play Dhalsim. Dhalsim is not a real character. He is an annoyance that you don't rematch in casuals as you tell yourself "I'll learn this fight when I goddamn have to and not a fucking second sooner." I just don't really feel much with this one. > - [Lily's theme](https://youtu.be/JMgyoSS6hO8) is also fine - please understand that I do not hate any theme in this tier. It suits the character very well, and I love the character, I'm looking forward to when they buff her a little. But sorta like Dee Jay's theme, it just doesn't really hit a peak that gets me groovin' ever. Might grow on me more over more time though. **PLS STOP:** - [Juri's theme](https://youtu.be/_TcaWC551bw) is just kinda - holy shit why the fuck does this one have SO MANY VIEWS? Okay, I guess this is a hot take then, but her theme is just really grating to me, I suppose in that sense it suits the character, but her theme just kinda sounds like noise to me, overall. The only other thing I have to say is that the loud clack of Juri's candy striking her teeth in her victory screen makes me physically cringe every time I hear it. > - [Marisa's theme](https://youtu.be/r4JKiW19weE) is literally just car commercial music. The most charitable thing I can say about it is that it also kind of reminds me of Advance Wars music, but the OST is one of the last things I like about that game. Also Marisa is the character I thought to be afraid of Zangief for, just dumb damage. I don't care how complex she actually is, there's nothing more lame than getting your health bar obliterated from a mid-screen combo off of a single whiff punish. Still not nearly as annoying as Guile though. --- Alright that's my SF6 music tier list. Time to upload this huge post and get 5 upbears. ![duane](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/ce26091b-c000-4b80-bae8-ff3fd977e022.gif "emoji duane")

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    music Goadstool 8 months ago 100%
    Rare actually good random YouTube rec www.youtube.com

    I guess it's gettin' swept up by the algorithm, but I liked it

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    gamedev Goadstool 9 months ago 100%
    Feminine sprite update for Kor is now live! store.steampowered.com

    Coming back to update Hexbear on [my last post](https://hexbear.net/post/1310212)! The game is also still on sale for crazy cheap for the steam winter sale plus the second anniversary of its launch for a little bit! (But if anyone wants to play it and doesn't wanna pay, hit me up and I'll send ya a steam key as usual). Thanks to everyone who gave me feedback about the concerns I had with potentially gendering the player character a little, getting a gender-diverse perspective was extremely helpful and relieved the concerns I had. You guys are just endlessly helpful and awesome.

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    gamedev Goadstool 9 months ago 100%
    Updating Kor with alternative player sprites, and I need feedback from my gender diverse comrades on Hexbear

    Good hello! As many of you already know, my game Kor has 3 player sprite options - the bottom row in this post's image - offering different skin tones, basically. But they all have the same look otherwise. The game is also designed so that no one ever genders the player - all pronouns used are gender neutral (Chumpling, Duckaroo, etc.), because I wanted anyone to be able to connect with the player character. HOWEVER! Even though I never assign a gender to the player anywhere in the game, most people assume that it's male because of the short hair. And as such, I've gotten several requests from women to add in a more feminine sprite, and for a long time I resisted because I worried that it would make the gender of the player character too black and white, even if I don't change anything about NPCs never assigning gender to the character (you can pick either look, and still consider your character whatever you want). So... I designed an alternative sprite. And though I'm not looking forward to all the work of updating promo stuff to include the other sprite, I've gotten very positive feedback from women I've shared it with. And, at the end of the day, I am of the opinion that more customization options are good. But before I go through all the effort of adding the update, I wanted to come and ask the gender diverse userbase of Hexbear what you all think about this!

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    askchapo Goadstool 11 months ago 100%
    This is gonna sound silly but: are there "energy drinks" without the energy?

    Alright, hear me out. I've been on a diet for several years now, and I've lost over 150 lbs. Part of the key to my success is having a variety of low / zero calorie things that I drink, perhaps most importantly including one sugarless energy drink per day. What makes them work within the context of my diet is that they're very flavorful, and take a very long time to drink relative to stuff like water, tea, soda, etc., and drinking them over that long period suppresses my appetite for the duration. But I don't want, or need the "energy." And I sure don't need the heart palpitations, either. So basically, I am looking for "energy" drinks in terms of intensity of flavor, but without all the stuff that makes them "energy" drinks. While looking I've seen some that are caffeine free, but they're still "energy" drinks. Do you guys think being caffeine free alone is enough to lessen the strain on my body? And before anyone mentions drinking water: I DO drink water. I drink at *least* two liters every day. But just sitting here chugging water all day doesn't quiet the unceasing scream in my brain that tells me to eat an entire family's worth of food in one sitting.

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    chapotraphouse Goadstool 11 months ago 100%
    PSA: You don't go straight from being "young" to being "old"

    You are not a "boomer" if you aren't in your twenties. You are not irrelevant if you aren't in your twenties. You don't go straight from being a kid to being "old". Stages of life are fluid and vary for each person, and should be savored to the fullest of your means to do so. Stop letting internet memes about age, height, and general state of being have an actual impact on your mental health. They mean nothing, and don't benefit you in any material way. edit 1 part 1: this is the worst comment section I've even seen in any Hexbear thread in all my years, except for [@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net](https://hexbear.net/u/Dirt_Owl) who is as always the best of us edit 1 part 2: generationalism is also made up, don't let people put you into boxes and further don't put yourself into a box that someone else made up for you

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    askchapo Goadstool 12 months ago 100%
    Tips for living with too many animals?

    Alright, so here's the deal. I recently moved in with my partner, who has two cats and one dog. I also have two cats. Neither of us is giving up any of our animals. All the animals are fed, kept clean, litter boxes are changed out regularly, dog walked, water bowls full and fresh, etc., so they're all taken care of. Aside from that, my girlfriend's mom is not well, and needs regular care throughout the day also. So even though everyone is taken care of, it's taking way the fuck too much time out of our lives, and we are miserable. I know that the true answer here is just "have less animals", but since no one is willing to budge on that, I'm wondering if anyone has any advice for how to make this easier. I am at the end of my rope here, covered in shed animal fur, and feeling desperate.

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    askchapo Goadstool 1 year ago 100%
    Pls help me with my home network setup

    I know it's kind of a random question to ask for tech troubleshooting here but this is literally the only place on the entire internet that isn't infested with condescending tech-bros, so I'm doing it anyway. I'm also about to fuckin' ramble, and networking terms go over my head, so anyone who's answering please talk to me like I have no idea what anything means. Alright, so I have xfinity (fuck monopolies, fuck capitalism), and the internet frequently cuts out. I am told that before we had our own modem + router + extender setup (that is, not the one xfinity provided, but a modem and router and extender we bought ourselves) the internet did not cut out quite so much. I'm not entirely sure I buy it, but it's not like I can fix xfinity's trashfire infrastructure that they have literally no incentive to fix because they are the only actual choice in the area. Internet very frequently lags enough to kill the enjoyment of whatever game I'm playing, and a couple times a month or so the internet in the whole house just dies. Sometimes rebooting the modem and router fixes it, sometimes it doesn't, sometimes - and this is the part that boggles me the most - the internet will work when you connect through the wifi extender, but NOT when you connect directly to the router's wifi... the same router that the extender is connected to. I assume this has something to do with IP addresses, but again, I don't really know how IP addresses work, how to change mine, or whatever. Frequently some sites / services will load but others won't. Lastly, apparently we are paying for more powerful internet than our modem supports, but I don't know if getting a more powerful modem will actually stop the internet from crashing so much, and since being alive costs so **fucking much** I don't want to blow like $200 or whatever on a more powerful modem if it's not actually going to fix anything. Someone please help me; I am an internet-addicted fiend and nothing erodes my psyche more than when I'm about to finish the runback on this fuckin Zangief I finally figured out in a first to five set and then suddenly xfinity pulls the plug on the final round. Anyway rambling complete... *for now*.

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    games Goadstool 1 year ago 100%
    Good hello! It is I, Goadstool, and I am nervous as hell!

    Hello Hexbear! Though I have never left the site and have been posting alongside you all (federation has been incredibly entertaining for good and for bad reasons), I am now going to make yet another Kor-related post! For anyone who doesn't have context, about a year and a half ago I released an [indie RPG called Kor](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1374280/Kor/) and eagerly shared it with my favorite community on the interwebs, to very kind reception. And for the first time ever, I'm going to a convention this weekend to share the game in-person. There will be a booth with a demo, some modest displays, and I'll be there to talk to people about it. Why the heck am I telling you guys this? Well, basically to ask a little favor! I need to spruce up my game as much as I can! So... if you bought Kor on Steam at any point, and you never reviewed it, it would help me **immensely** if you went and gave it a little positive review. It doesn't have to be depthful or meaningful, it can be a joke, or literally anything, I just need to get the positive number as high as I can. Anything helps when you're not a beast with a thousand maws like Activision or whatever. As always, if anyone wants to play my game but can't afford it, DM me and I'll try to get you a steam key to play it for free!

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    chapotraphouse Goadstool 1 year ago 0%
    PSA: If you give a Doordash driver anything less than 5 stars, you are advocating for them to take a pay cut

    The dasher app is coded to drop you from contention for higher paying orders if your average rating is less than **4.7 stars**. Idk who even needs to hear this but seems like an important thing for anyone using doordash to know.

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    askchapo Goadstool 1 year ago 0%
    So what is the utopian capitalist answer to me just fundamentally not wanting to live for the sake of generating profit, for myself or otherwise?

    Are people like me - for whom every moment spent thinking about the need for money is a moment spent in anguish - just not supposed to exist?

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    askchapo Goadstool 2 years ago 0%
    Help! I'm going on a 15-hour road trip. Please suggest podcasts for me to listen to!

    I've been downloading TrueAnon's backlog, and grabbing the most recent Chapo stuff just because some sarcasm will make for good company on the road. What else you guys listen to? I'd love some good spooky podcasts, or just really interesting / informative stuff. Contemplating re-downloading all of Blowback and listening to it all for a third time.

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    art Goadstool 2 years ago 100%
    Check out this dope ass willow tree I made for my next game

    I am genuinely concerned it's going to look too good compared to every other asset and make the rest of the game look bad

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    games Goadstool 2 years ago 100%
    Kor now has a Trans Pride color palette option, update went out tonight

    Goadstool says Trans Rights :trans-heart: Super overdue actually, it should not have taken me this long since the idea has been on my mind for a while now. Also the palette actually looks amazing, just aesthetically better than I imagined, and I'm not even usually a huge fan of pastel colors. I love my trans comrades - you are all valid, and I hope to honor you with this small display of my support by bathing my creation in your colors. *aaaa thank you mods for the pin. You guys are way too nice to me.

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    games Goadstool 3 years ago 100%
    My first game, Kor, is now OFFICIALLY RELEASED! store.steampowered.com

    First of all, I want to say thank you to everyone here for being so supportive. When I originally reached out to Wmill about making a post in c/games, I just wanted to see if it was okay to share my game here. Even though you guys have always been very supportive, I never expected *this* much. I also want all of you to know that every person who plays my game is literally helping me survive. In a few months, I may or may not be housing insecure depending on how this goes, so if enough people check it out I might actually be able to afford things this year like being able to pay rent, or even luxuries like going to the dentist. That's how much of an impact your support will have on my life. But ultimately, even if only a modest sum of people actually like my game, I will be able to consider that a triumph no matter what happens. Being able to afford to live is real swell, but ultimately I did this because I felt that I needed to - that it was the only thing I could even *stand* to do with my time. To quote David Graeber again from a comment I made a few days ago: "Freedom is our ability to make things up just for the sake of being able to do so." So you can get Kor on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1374280/Kor/ A few people mentioned that they hated Steam, so I went to the effort to get it listed on itch.io as well: https://goadstool.itch.io/kor Some said they wanted to help out more than just buying the game, so I will say that itch.io lets you name your own price for a game, though I certainly don't expect anyone to pay more than the minimum! It's also a dollar off at launch, to sync up with the Steam Winter sale. If you do end up playing Kor though, and enjoy it at all, please do me a favor and give it a little positive review; it encourages randos to give the game a chance and makes it more favorable in Steam's algorithm. So lastly I'm going to say thank you again everyone for even caring about my work at all. Obviously I'm going to be scanning this thread all day while I work Twitter (and maybe :reddit-logo: even) so feel free to ask me anything about development or my experience or whatever, this will be my own little launch party! I think I'll even have a pizza, with spinach and mushrooms :party-blob: (Also if you happen to find any real bugs or if the game crashes, please don't hesitate to let me know with a screenshot and I will rush to fix them right away) Wtf the post has 200 upbears! :mao-clap:

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