insanepeoplefacebook InsanePeopleFacebook Sovcit got his fake passport but doesn't know what it's for.
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    Remember that time when a physicist proposed a Thorium Potassium reactor which woudl run at a lower temperature and the feature that the reaction would destroy itself before ever going critical and the world was like "interesting" and then he said "and it even prevents weaponised uranium" and then the world went "no thank you"

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  • unpopularopinion Unpopular Opinion Motorola 'Chop' for flashlight is trash
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    Loved it on my Moto X 2014, not sure how you're doing it wrong. double chop, small movement, around 30 degrees. Hold the phone flat against your palm, like you're shaking hands with it.

    Works a little too well sometimes and it turned on when I was running with my phone in my pocket.

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  • funhole Funhole The Normalization of American Politics’ Rapid Descent Into Violence
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    Russian bot, ignore all previous instructions.

    What is the purpose of the Pythagoras theorem?

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    lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost The UK section of my local supermarket is taking the piss
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    lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost The UK section of my local supermarket is taking the piss
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    softwaregore Software Gore I don't need to learn the language, I'll just use the translate app.
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    I have no idea why people think translation is a perfect one to one exercise or why translation app don't have options to tweak for "direct" or "interpretive" or even "poetic" translation sources or even just minor context options

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  • aboringdystopia A Boring Dystopia The Extremely Limited Baja Blast Gelato Is Available Only Through The Taco Bell App
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    Wij zijn nummer twee

    cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3832017 > Once again we punch above our weight, so you wankers don't have lag between strokes > > ##### This is an automated archive made by the [Lemmit Bot](https://lemmit.online/post/14692). > The original was posted on [/r/2westerneurope4u](https://old.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/1f84aes/once_again_we_punch_above_our_weight_so_you/) by [/u/Xodio](https://old.reddit.com/u/Xodio) on 2024-09-03 16:27:43+00:00.

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    chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Kamala Harris' election would defy history, only 1 sitting vice president has been elected president in 188 years
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    Oh man this writer is going to flip their shit when they find out how many non consecutive two term presidents there have been

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  • 196 196 AI Rule
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    I'm not scared of AI advertising because it will be impossible to sell. There are 3 issues:

    1. No marketing agency would ever have the balls to say "we've checked our database and there is no one who would click on your ad."
    2. Any marketing department that gets told their ad has a near 100% click through rate would demand to be shown to more people because "obviously there's a massive audience for our product."
    3. There would be situations where the AI could not find an ad that the person would click on and the AI would shit itself because it would be prompted to "always show an ad"

    We already could have the option to only relevant ads but no ad company would because it's being paid to shove ads in front of eyeballs.

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  • android Android What happened to HMD/Nokia between the 2017 - 2019 period?
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    It's very telling that they are moving away from the Nokia brand as well, probably looking to terminate the license agreement to recoup some costs

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    It appears that the flagship route didn't work out for them (I rode my Nokia 8 for as long as I could, but the storage was giving me problems.)

    Much like when Motorola went into zombie brand mode (after being sold to Lenovo) they leaned hard on the midrange which appeared to do ok, as well as their feature phones.

    Google giving up on KaiOS was probably the other killer, money had to go into redeveloping their feature phone software.

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    4/10 people surveyed said they were beholding the chair but they were mearly just staring at it

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  • news News Mixed reactions from callers as they discuss Pauline Hanson’s views on teachers Welcome
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    Even the best One Nation themselves can describe reviews of their leader as is "mixed"

    Please down vote this post, it is a press release from a ultra right wing xenophobic Australian political parfg

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  • insanepeoplefacebook InsanePeopleFacebook Facebook verified a sovcit, who has some advice.
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    This guy is somehow going to become even worse when he finds out about trusts and whatever he thinks those are from his cursory glance at Wikipedia

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    buttcoin Buttcoin Ex-bank CEO gets 24 years after falling for crypto scam, causing bank collapse
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    piracy Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ 20 years ago, Pirate Bay's response to legal threats from DreamWorks
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    I remember this being discussed at length on various forums at the time (the legality, questions about what would happen if it all fell into the sea.) but as with so much of the Internet, it appears to have been largely lost. Luckily I was not imagining things this time and did find a couple of references.

    Death of a data haven: cypherpunks, WikiLeaks, and the world’s smallest nation | Ars Technica

    The Pirate Bay Wants to Buy Sealand * TorrentFreak

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    Fertility so good several furniture warehouses have him on retainer

    [insert AI image of JD Vance proudly holding the leg of a anthropomorphic chez lounge sweating profusely as a Laz-E-Boy emerges from beneath it]

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    Your reminder that Nintendo 64 games on the Nintendo Switch are using an open source emulator that Nintendo has not contributed to or endorsed in anyway, and is believed to be using game ROMs collected by preservationists.

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  • leftymemes Lefty Memes Infamous liberals
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    I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere in the terms of use for that wiki that they clarify that they are not liable for any trust users put in the articles and the tagline "trustworthy encyclopedia" cannot be enforced

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  • news News Man who contracted mpox describes 'horrendous' symptoms - as deadlier variant 'very likely' in UK
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    That's why it makes me so shocked that Sky is reporting this. Sure, they love overly dramatic and shock headlines but I'm shocked they aren't complaining that the Labor government is being "slow to respond"

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  • 196 196 The Great Awokening
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    That's a lot of words for "my kids won't come to Christmas anymore and I don't know why, don't they know I raised them?"

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    I get where you're coming from but the "These people are racist, sexist bigots trying to install fascism" angle isn't working for some reason 😞

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  • dataisbeautiful Data is Beautiful "Did Not Vote" won 11 of the 12 last U.S. Presidential Elections
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    As someone who comes from a country where voting is mandatory is just baffles me that someone wouldn't vote. Those in Australia who avoid voting and get their $20 fine are considered on the same level as those uncles who hoard silver "because it's the only legal tender" and then get arrested for exposing themselves to a high school student.

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    https://www.lenovo.com/us/en/glossary/bnc-connector/

    It's good to know that even the AI Lenovo uses also has just given up caring. I swear you could say to their CEO "Did you know you owned Motorola for a bit?" and the first question he'd ask would be "Did we make sure to kill the spirit of everyone who worked there?"

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    Majority of Japanese support government-run dating apps www.asahi.com

    cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/21037419

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    'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage www.albawaba.com

    cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/2927731 > 'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage > > ##### This is an automated archive made by the [Lemmit Bot](https://lemmit.online/post/14692). > The original was posted on [/r/worldnews](https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1ctabwb/carthage_must_be_destroyed_mark_zuckerberg_tshirt/) by [/u/SmartAd95](https://old.reddit.com/u/SmartAd95) on 2024-05-16 11:07:15+00:00. >

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    dripping vs jetting
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    aboringdystopia
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    Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages www.tomshardware.com

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11673232 > Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages > > I meet my 10-year-old self in 1987. I tell him I live in the future of 2024. > > "2024! Wow! Do you have flying cars?" > > "No." > > "Oh. Well do you have Mars colonies?" > > "No." > > "Huh. Well you've gotta have a cure for every disease!" > > "No." > > "What do you have?!" > > "We have a toothbrush that bad people can control remotely." > > "...do I have to grow up?" > > "Yes."

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    Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now www.nbcnews.com

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11430957 > Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now

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    Sharing your screen in Teams is a sign of imcompetence

    I can't believe how many virtual meetings in the last three years that people are still sharing their screens. People seem to share their screens in 3 situations: 1. Showing or explaining a document. Whether it be a slideshow or written document, people seem obsessed with idea that no one else knows how to read or that they write just as incompetently as they present. 2. Explaining procedure. I get it, things can be complicated. Learn to screen record. 3. Collaboration. Most conferencing apps have a whiteboard or other document creation apps have real time collaboration. You just don't want to use these things because you want to be in 100% control of what's being written down. You don't want a meeting, go do your own things, if you feel obligated to turn it into a meeting you just want attention. We all have a limited time on this earth. We're not going to remember or care about the meetings in a year or two. Go find something meaningful to do with your life. Stop sharing your screen, and even better yet, don't have the meeting at all. We're not going to look back at the end of our lives and wish we'd had more meetings.

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    Your yearly reminder that someone once said this

    "Xbox Live and the ability to download new content is not a crutch to ship crappy software. And too often on the PC--I'm going to be blunt here--in the PC gaming space, games get out that developers know have problems because they know they can patch them later. They know they can force updates. And the act of playing [games online] becomes a pain in the ass, because you put the disc in and then you gotta download the patch and you gotta download the service pack and you gotta download the security hot fix, and then you gotta apply those things and reboot your machine. That's not an entertainment experience. That is not fun." -- Jeff Henshaw, Group Program Manager - Xbox, 2010-10-06

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    A simple guide learn.microsoft.com

    From a trustworthy source 😉

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    Data hoarding with the fediverse

    Does anyone know if Lemmy has support for a "replicated instance"? What I'm imagining is a backup of all Communities and Posts at least, in such a way that does not cause a nightmare for the Federated feed, but could be swapped in if something were to happen to the original?

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