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  • technology Technology Ford Chairman & CEO Jim Farley Wakes After Decade-long Nap, Shocked By China's EVs - CleanTechnica
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    But it's got a roof which makes placing 20 foot ladders or a ton of gravel in it very awkward. The fixed volume natural of it isn't compatible with the kind of work I do. But maybe you, a person that doesn't do my job, knows more about my situation than I do.

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    Or they just get some storage bins. I find them to be highly effective. Allows me to load just the tools I need for a job so unloading and loading is very fast.

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    And that doesn't invalidate my statement.

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    Trucks are for every tradesperson that does the things you lack the time, training or tools to do when something breaks at your residence. Trucks help you move.

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  • technology Technology Who still uses pagers?
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    People that don't want their location triangulated from cell phone towers.

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    Yeah the instructions definitely weren't clear.

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  • heathcliff Heathcliff Sunday edition (2/2)
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    It's a niche Dune reference.

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  • southcarolina South Carolina Lemmy SC Superintendent announces partnership with conservative media organization PragerU
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    Do you have access to any weakly gravitationally bound objects that can be redirected at Earth? Anything 9km or above in circumference should work.

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  • whitepeopletwitter People Twitter Barely holding everything together
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    Each person that has ever dated me has understood that I will never react appropriately in a social situation. Not because I act out of spite but because I have zero clue as to what I'm doing.

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  • whitepeopletwitter People Twitter Vincent Van Who?
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    I used to be a pretty famous ASCII artist. Actually made money from it. I made enough money to cover all of my art school education and every art supply I'd ever bought. Which means I'm a successful artist.

    My ex had my old phone number. I got a message from her to check her voicemail. And then I got a message that she hated me. The voicemail was offering me a job as an ASCII artist. She hated me because I always seem to make money off of the absolute dumbest hobbies. I respected her for saying that.

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  • FauxPseudo FauxPseudo 3 days ago 100%

    I was on digging trenches in the yard for sprinklers when my then girlfriend came out onto the porch. She was kind of staring off into space. "What's up?" " I just got a phone call. My mom died." "Congratulations." "Thank you."

    She was a new girlfriend and I did not know anything about the history between her and her mom. But apparently my response was exactly the right one. Mom had slipped and died in her bathroom.

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  • thepoliceproblem THE POLICE PROBLEM Albuquerque's police chief thinks cops have a 5th Amendment right to leave their body cameras off
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    If he has nothing to hide, he has nothing to fear.

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  • FauxPseudo FauxPseudo 3 days ago 100%

    I should have qualified that those statements are in universe. In our world we all celebrate Jimmy.

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  • FauxPseudo FauxPseudo 3 days ago 100%

    Gately retired in 98. His nephew Peter Gallagher, not the actor, aka NAPG, was given control of Heathcliff. Gallagher has gone full, anti-joke, absurdist, dada. Jimmy and Garbage Ape is a Gallagher creation.

    Garbage Ape is celebrated for his banging of garbage cans. Jimmy is not celebrated by anyone except Heathcliff. They are two sides of a coin. This is basically two great characters showing up in the same panel as an all star cast.

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    This is definitely classic example of how even when Heathcliff is the cause of action he is still irrelevant to a joke.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy How cheap/expensive is your cost of living in a low-cost area and a small paid off home?
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  • FauxPseudo FauxPseudo 4 days ago 100%

    My place isn't paid off but it is cheap enough that I can say what would change and, importantly, what wouldn't.

    My monthly payment is just under $700 a month. About $400 of that is the actual mortgage. The rest is basically property taxes and insurance. I'd save $400 a month but would still have to pay $300. Assuming I didn't decide to just earn $400 less a month then that $400 would have to go back into the property. I need a new roof. I need a new HVAC (AC died three years ago). A new roof and AC would cost almost a quarter of my original mortgage. So in the end not much would change financially.

    An important thing to remember about home ownership is that on average you are going to spend about 1% to 3% or a dollar a square foot on home maintenance each year. I had to replace my septic system months after buying the place, 7.6% of the home price. I had to replace my water heater a few years ago. Fortunately it's located outside the building so no water damage and I was able to do that replacement myself so instead of spending $1800 for someone else to do it I did it for $450.

    Once I have even a little spare money I need to do some roof repairs, not pay someone else to do it.

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  • news News Vance defends spreading claims that Haitian migrants are eating pets
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  • FauxPseudo FauxPseudo 4 days ago 100%

    What he is admitting is that there isn't enough real material to concern the base so he has to make stuff up.

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    $_ in bash is the most recent parameter Always look for the built in variables. They save time.

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  • technology Technology Be careful.
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  • FauxPseudo FauxPseudo 5 days ago 100%

    Same

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  • political_weirdos Political Weirdos Weirdo who clearly lost the debate throws a hissy fit.
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    But then they might make money and get flooded by bots, therefore unaliving the platform because of all the bots talking to bots.

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  • FauxPseudo FauxPseudo 1 week ago 100%

    My original edit:

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  • FauxPseudo FauxPseudo 1 week ago 100%

    The reprint issued today.

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    Recolored first draft from the original time I did this one.

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    political_weirdos Political Weirdos Former Infowars Weirdo lets her racist flag fly high
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    We were promised a taco truck on every corner of Hilary won. We were robbed of that. And as much as I love the idea of a curry scented White House that doesn't personally benefit me.

    The call center option sounds so much better than the current methods.

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  • political_weirdos Political Weirdos Weirdo who clearly lost the debate throws a hissy fit.
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    Any additional traffic would cause a boost in the Trump Media Stock Scam.

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    It's how unhinged Boomers type. They don't know how to use markup but want to emphasize certain words.

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  • FauxPseudo FauxPseudo 1 week ago 100%

    When I searched for the original, I also found this one dated the same day. This is straight up '70s coloring and I don't know if they released it and then pulled it or if something else happened.

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    They recolor anytime there's a reprint. They use different colors so that people can know that it's not a new one.

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  • mildlyinteresting Mildly Interesting My shredded potatoes came with some disassembly required.
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    I've been using a vegetable julienne slicer to make my own. Better than a shredder for more consistent sizing. It's saved me a fortune by using raw potatoes instead of buying the bagged stuff.

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    Bouba and Kiki! I haven't seen those two in ages. I heard they had a kid. Total waste of a gender reveal party. Kid constantly subverted all expectations.

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    I bring canned salmon.

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    I knew two bears. They were caterers. They bought a restaurant.

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    I assume that his policies on mice apply to gophers as well.

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    You may notice that the color of the sky and grass are different. This means it is a reprint. In this case from August 11th, 2020. So it looks like Gallagher is taking the week off.

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    Vehicle trouble crowd sourcing. My engine temperature gauge would occasionally peg to overheating even though it wasn't actually overheating. It started happening more frequently. I replaced the thermostat. No difference. I replaced both of the sensors. Now it always reads hot, has a very rough start. Now the AC doesn't work either. I'm going to bet that neither of the replacement sensors are bad. This makes me think that the wires to them might be the issue. It's throwing a P0117 code Given that the AC doesn't work, that tells me it's one of the two sensors and not both. Which sensor is having the trouble? What would you do next to try and fix it? 2005 Ford ranger V6 3L.

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