Hey, if you're anywhere in the area, I've got fine collection of IKEA allen keys a

I was just thinking the other da.....ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD

I saw AC/DC's second London gig in a pub

Ours plays the Match of the day theme

It drives me fucking nuts

There was the same feeling here in fhe UK with Starmer, although he's not the leader everyone wants, he at least is driving the bus in fhe right direction.

A cheese sandwich. Buttered white bread, a thick slice of salty cheddar, and a layer of English mustard. No nonsense.

You're gonna need something to that beer,wine and sandwiches cold. We got one of these Titan Wheeled Cooler. Sooo useful, and at the end of the day you can put all your shit in there to take back and dump responsibly. Costo had them on offer a while back or the usual online places.

My favourite hidden gem is Red Rock West One of those times I first cought on TV showing at 11pm and I've got to get up at 5:30 am. Started watching and had to see the end

Stumbleupon was how I found Reddit !

Thanks Newpipe! Much appreciated!

Mmmm, een van de beste voedingsmiddelen voor thuis. Vergeet de ingelegde ui niet....

Yep, I getting the same issue here, :(

Good God, were you that security guard???

One evening for dinner as a change, I asked my 11 year old Aspergers son "do you fancy a walk to McDonald's for dinner tonight?"

He said no, which puzzled me because he loves McDonald's.

But of course I said "do you fancy a walk " which he didn't.

Brit here. About eight years ago I flew from London to Belfast and return for business. We don't need a passport to travel to Northern Ireland, just photo id like driving licence is fine.

Coming back to London I approached the gate and before I could pull out my wallet to show my id, the guard says " Good evening Mr. Codandchips have a safe journey "....

Yes they have facial recognition, the cameras are visible but you don't notice them.

Not many people will get that reference

Thank you Lain!

Old British person here, I was always taught double quotation marks for speech and single quotation marks for actually quoting something.

Late Friday evening at the checkout there's three of us in the queue. Guy at the front has two frozen pizzas, guy number 2 has a bottle of Vodka, guy number 3 (me), has a bottle of wine. None of us have used a divider, after all I'm not paying for his vodka and he's not going to buy my wine.

We're joined by a woman with a trolley full of chaos and she asks me if she can go in front as she's in a hurry.

"Sure, but I've only got this" she sees the other two singletons and grumbles. Then she notices the lack of dividers and shouts "WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???" and proceeds to SLAM down dividers between us.

From then on, I never use dividers, just to see who in the queue is likely to erupt.

I was looking to see if this had been posted! A fascinating and essential look at how our modern civilization came to be.

thank mr skeltal

I was 15 when I first got my glasses. I walked out of the opticians to the bus stop and was stunned that I could actually see and READ the number of the bus approaching from 500 yards away and not when it arrived at the stop.

I used to work in a large manufacturing complex and two of us would walk around with clip boards pointing and taking "notes". If anyone would ask what was going on, we'd say we were carrying out random health and safety inspections.

There's an independent coffee shop in the park by me, so a cappuccino, a big slice of carrot cake and just enough change for a lottery ticket.

Such a fine girl

but lost the charger - Hey, I'm in the UK but I have a drawer full of Nokia chargers if you need one! ( I keep them to impress the ladies, along with my collection of IKEA Allen keys...)

Mmm, chocolate raisins, I can eat a lot of them

Relatively new full-time Linux user here. My first experience of using Linux was Knoppix. I had it on cd-rom to troubleshoot Windows, got into media servers and xbmc, so had a few OpenElec machines. Now have Mint as a daily driver.

You guys got the wrong "rock". Red Rock West is where it's at.

Ok aqueducts, but else have the Romans done us?

What have the Romans ever done for us...?

NED RYERSON!

Mmmm...licking the inside of the carton

It's what Americans call Jelly

Don't wonder, just savour that bananary custard warmth

You need a lot energy on cold days like these. Jello?? Isn't that 70% sugar??

Only if you're Micky Flanagan...

Beltalowda!

Good shout! Mine was at 2.1 GB although I shift between Lift Off and Jerboa

Who?