AHHHH HHH instead of going to a queer bar I proposed getting our nails done and going spray painting and she said yes. I'm dead.
chapotraphouse
Any fellow olds remember when sexting was called "cyber sex" and it's slang was "cyber"?
Aliveelectricwire
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ASL????
earth
Aliveelectricwire
15 hours ago
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throws up the pitchforks that some Chicago gangs use Veggie life.
chapotraphouse
Fuck a vape I got a new full proof plan:
Aliveelectricwire
23 hours ago
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Clove cigarettes already exist
chapotraphouse
Fuck a vape I got a new full proof plan:
Aliveelectricwire
23 hours ago
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Perfect deniable Molotov hours
Aliveelectricwire
1 day ago
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Let's go smoke crack in the sears tower Starbucks bathroom to fix our problems 
chapotraphouse
Fuck a vape I got a new full proof plan:
Aliveelectricwire
1 day ago
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My grammar is dog shit bc I haven't slept in 2 days and am currently fighting the dif major religion's gods
Aliveelectricwire
1 day ago
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I'm gonna go cry to "The Caretaker" and specifically this photo of Basil.
Aliveelectricwire
1 day ago
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Yo I was on that shit for a month and couldn't eat and weighed less than I did when I was slamming heroin for 6 years. It is 100% not a "fun" drug. But uh I am totally struggling to stay sober. My ex-wife is going to have my dog from now on, my roommates raided my fucking room and pawned shit but deny it, and if I miss the anti-anxiety med I'm on my BP will shoot so high I'll be in the fucking ICU. But I had a 20mg in a sitting xan/kpin habit so I can't exactly take those for anxiety anymore lol
chapotraphouse
10 years ago we had people who's names also meant things, now we don't have those things, I sure hope nothing happens to that other guy who's name is also a thing
Aliveelectricwire
1 day ago
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Hohoho I'm slapin my knee over this post pardner 🤠
badposting
I think Elon gets a bad wrap
Aliveelectricwire
1 day ago
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I think Elon gets a bad rap. He hires Immortal Technique exclusively
chat
Aliveelectricwire
1 day ago
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Yo crying is public is a pro gamer move these days. You have the love and support I can shake outta my old dumb brain. Even if it's something as boring as music and media recs. My DMS are open comrade
latam
Aliveelectricwire
1 day ago
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Replace all "Sitting on the porch with the shotgun, scaring my daughters boyfriend." thought with "Sitting on the porch with the shotgun, scaring all the feds"
Aliveelectricwire
1 day ago
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Since my bedroom has been mostly unused while I've been in rehab for the last 4 months it's become a place for spiders to chill and I just woke up covered in spider bites. I am so ITCHY
Asklemmy
what would be the best way to tell your supervisor to stop inquiring about your personal life and mobbing you into opening up?
Aliveelectricwire
2 days ago
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Simply hit them with a brick
chapotraphouse
If you're being mean to me on Hexbear, this is who you're being mean to.
Aliveelectricwire
2 days ago
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This is so cute that it made me literally cry
Im a simple girl with simple needs.
Aliveelectricwire
2 days ago
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Calling a fire support mission with my comrades amber whataboutism and the volcel police platoon
Aliveelectricwire
2 days ago
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Jus keep bumpin bumpin bumpin
I desperately need cash so I can get to my intensive outpatient and cash for food. Please help me out. My cashapp is $Slimecore
chapotraphouse
Stolas is a funny little guy, not a sexy Tumblr man!
Aliveelectricwire
2 days ago
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It's 2 late. I already hit up that good good Lathe.
chapotraphouse
Stolas is a funny little guy, not a sexy Tumblr man!
Aliveelectricwire
2 days ago
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LESSS GO
chapotraphouse
Stolas is a funny little guy, not a sexy Tumblr man!
Aliveelectricwire
2 days ago
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Let's give them striped stockings
badposting
The worst part of being sober from alcohol, benzos, and cocaine?
Aliveelectricwire
2 days ago
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I want a pre played world with floating blocks, random remnants of forest fires, prelooted villages, and a large dick shaped tower in the distance. The true Minecraft multiplayer experience brought to single player
Actually having to remember building a Minecraft world
I'm recently out of rehab and have no money to get to my IOP program. I need $20 to be able to get to the place I'll be going for meds and classes. Pls send to my cash app $Slimecore
Aliveelectricwire
3 days ago
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Do it for the gay son I haven't seen in 4 months.
Aliveelectricwire
3 days ago
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I got ten bucks! I need 20 more plskthx if you cann
Aliveelectricwire
3 days ago
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Tbh I'll be sober from benzos from now on with almost no struggle. I used them bc I just didn't want to feel. But cross addiction is something I'll need to keep my head on a swivel for
badposting
I finally figured out what harm reduction we will see voting for Harris
Aliveelectricwire
3 days ago
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A sharp replacement program, let alone safe shooting sites, would be enough for a 5 hour fox news special
Free tha nicooootine
history
Aliveelectricwire
3 days ago
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Man being sober is so fucking hard. Like I have to get a legal job, pay the taxman, make meaningful human connections and shit? I can't just flip full bricks once a month and keep enough to get high off of until I could re-up? This is some bullshit.
Aliveelectricwire
3 days ago
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It takes me FOREVER to feel safe enough somewhere to get consistent sleep. I'm totally not used to my old apartment and it's a struggle. I do have Seroquel tho but that's kind of the nuclear option bc I just wake up the next day at 5pm and feeling all the negative aspects of taking benzos with none of the fun so it's v triggering. Also ty btw
I got off rehab a few days ago and haven't had a real meal since I left. I also need to be able to get there (it's across the city) for the next 4 days until I can get money. My cash app is $Slimecore. Any amount helps. Tysm
chapotraphouse
IM BACK FROM 4 MONTHS OF REHAB
Aliveelectricwire
5 days ago
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I'm pretty sure the worst chemical ever is VX. But yeah I've been on at least 10mg of xans or Klonopin a day since I was 16. I was going thru withdrawal for like a month lol
Aliveelectricwire
5 days ago
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As a former addict/drug lord I always love to ask: What's your leftist opinion on drug dealing/the war on drugs?
games
FTL: Faster than Light, 12th anniversary - New General Megathread for the 14th-15th of September
Aliveelectricwire
5 days ago
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I'm fresh out of rehab so you know what time it is..... That's right time to face PCP soaked crack rocks
chapotraphouse
IM BACK FROM 4 MONTHS OF REHAB
Aliveelectricwire
5 days ago
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Nope. Honestly it devastated me when I learned but if I focus on it at all I'll not just relapse on booze, I'll end up slamming fent. Sooooo like I'm just accepting the situation, moving on, and preparing to probably pay for my ex wife's funeral when they inevitably kill themselves. (We're still legally married)
chapotraphouse
IM BACK FROM 4 MONTHS OF REHAB
Aliveelectricwire
5 days ago
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I literally can't do AA or NA. I have religious trauma and like no matter what they say AA and NA is 100% a judeochristan program. I'm doing recovery dharma and SMART recovery.
chapotraphouse
IM BACK FROM 4 MONTHS OF REHAB
Aliveelectricwire
5 days ago
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I'll always LUB him tho
chapotraphouse
IM BACK FROM 4 MONTHS OF REHAB
Aliveelectricwire
5 days ago
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QMy ex wife has Basil. They broke up with their Dem Soc sugar mommy they started dating as a rebound from me. So now they're threatening to throw themself in the grand canyon and I have no idea where them or Basil is. I'll likely never see my son again lol.
chapotraphouse
IM BACK FROM 4 MONTHS OF REHAB
Aliveelectricwire
5 days ago
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I'm on a new med called clonodine! It's a beta blocker, lowers your heart rate and causes extreme chill but can't be abused like benzos can. (If you pop more than prescribed you just fucking faint) I also don't have cravings for alcohol. I was just using that when I didn't have benzos and when I had benzos it was to make em hit like a truck. Still not gonna drink for a loooooong time tho
chapotraphouse
IM BACK FROM 4 MONTHS OF REHAB
Aliveelectricwire
5 days ago
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I had a cold and was struggling to breathe (gotta love asthma) so they had to send me to the ER. I did a few steroidal breathing therapies and was sent back. The breathing treatments drop your BP extremely. So on my first smoke break back I was sitting next to cute Bi dude and after I smoked my first cigarette I saw a pigeon walking toward me. It started "glitching" and I started seeing it sideways and unable to hear anything. Apparently I had a seizure from a rapid increase in BP from smoking and woke up in the icu 2 days later. Bc staff can't intervene (only nurses can) I almost died. A paramedic who was addicted to powder coke and from a different unit saw what was happening, moved me into the recovery position, gave me CPR, And stabilized me. He was discharged for "interfering with a medical emergency"
chapotraphouse
IM BACK FROM 4 MONTHS OF REHAB
Aliveelectricwire
5 days ago
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Some dude screamed at and grabbed one of the case managers wrist and we all jumped him lmao. For "some reason" the camera didn't record it and he got discharged. Nothing happened to the rest of us.
chapotraphouse
IM BACK FROM 4 MONTHS OF REHAB
Aliveelectricwire
5 days ago
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Someone was there just for the court bc he got drunk and almost beat two cops to death after mace did nothing and he was tazed and ripped the prongs out of his self and beat tf out of the pigs. Would talk about "fucking his language instructor at the farm" everyone thought he was just a badass hick but I deadass asked if he was DIA or CIA and he just said "3 SOG, removed"
chapotraphouse
IM BACK FROM 4 MONTHS OF REHAB
Aliveelectricwire
5 days ago
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ITS TIME 2 SMOKE CRACK. BIG ROCKS. 3 FOR 20.
I'm sober now. Off of benzos and booze. But holy shit the things I've seen while in rehab. I'm a transfemme and got put in the men's psych unit. A quick recap. A crackhead who was five foot nothing who upon learning I was a trans femme was convinced I in fact had afab genitalia. He would often ask if I was wet or if id fuck him. The best thing that happened with him was me walking into the bathroom while he was shaving his stomach, turning to me, and shouting "XXXXX CAN I SHAVE YOUR PUSSSSSY?" A PCP addict who out of nowhere asked if he could call me "Mother" and said shit like "mother do you like Hitler" "Mother do you get horny here" "Mother is anyone on the Boston Celtics secretly a transsexual?" Security flipping the whole units stuff because we weren't allowed to bring food up from the vending machines and I had a nice thing going where I'd buy honey buns and wait for them to run out and then sell them for 3 cigs then sell each cig for a dollar and make a decent profit. They didn't find shit bc I kept my honeybuns in a back office that no one used and they thought was locked (I jimmyed the lock with my rehab id card) Cuddling with a cute Bi dude on ten blankets and a pillow I made in my "office" and immediately stopping bc fuck cuddling while paranoid and afraid of being caught. A 62 yo alcoholic who was from Georgia and came to Chi *just* to go to rehab. He couldn't read or write, was racist, sexist, and queerphobic. He called his roommate "boy" and learned the hard way racist shit doesn't fly past the Dixon line. I have waaaaaay weirder stories and will add more. Love you all and I'm glad 2 be back
Aliveelectricwire
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Covered thank you sm
I need 10$ to cover getting basil dog food. I know I've relied on mutual aid a bunch but I'll be getting money tomorrow and will be able to give back. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my cashapp is slimecore I don't have venmo
I need 15$ to get amoxicillin I need to get on it immediately my PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my cashapp is slimecore I don't have Venmo. Please help
Jokes on him I have two legs and can pull myself up to take more photos
I developed a mole and have a doctor's appointment tomorrow I have no money and had to ask to cover being in the red earlier. I need 20$ to not miss this appointment. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my cashapp is slimecore I don't have Venmo. Please help out. Any bit helps.
I'm short 5$ and just need a lil help my PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my cashapp is slimecore. I can't do Venmo. Thanks!
Covering his collar because it has my phone number on it
I have no food and need something to eat even if it's just ramen please boost. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com any bit helps
I found a rehab that takes no insurance I just have to get there. I need 20$ for my transit card. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and amount help. Thank you
I found a rehab that takes me no insurance but it's first come first serve I need 40$ total. Please help as much as possible my PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com help me help myself please
I got my meds but groceries put me in the red by 20$ if someone can help it'd be much appreciated. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420 please help
My kpins are 30$ and I need them to control seizures and anxiety pls help my PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420 it's p urgent I get these meds so please help. I lost my insurance
The psych ward finally has a bed but it's a 30$ Uber ride there. Please help me get there. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420
I am v suicidal and don't feel safe taking the train with the thoughts I'm having. I need 30$ for an Uber there. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is Slimecore420 please help I want to go in asap
I need 20$ for my inhaler. It's v important I get it. my PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420 please help me breathe
I'm still in the red by ten bucks and need 15 for dog food. Please help my PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420 any bit helps
I'm in the red by 10$ and can't afford the overdraft fee. Please help. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420
I got diagnosed with walking pneumonia and desperately need help getting the meds. The inhaler is 20$ and the respiratory meds are 30$ for a grand total of 50$ I am so sick I had to have my ex husband pick up my dog to watch him. Please help me stay out of the hospital. Every bump helps and every donation helps my PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420 please help
I have an upcoming appointment with my doctor's and need 30$ for the copay. I'm very sick and need to be seen. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420. Please help me out. I have no where else to turn
I'm out of money on my bus card and need it to get around if anyone can spare 5 or 10 bucks it'd be appreciated. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420
Based mom
I scrapped together enough to cover rent except 50$ please help out. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420 any bit helps. Please keep me housed
I have no food in my house nor any dog food. I can scrap by on rice but I need 30$ to get that and dog food. Please help any bit helps. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420 please bump
So it's gonna cost me 10$ roughly a day to take buses to my program. Every ten bucks donation helps me help myself. My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420. Help a recovering addict out 🩹
I'm in recovery and these alcohol ads are literally painful. Like one 30 second ad will make me spiral and I'll need my antianxiety meds and my ESA. How do I stop the fucking algorithm? For context I watch everything on my Xbox one because my laptop is broke
I got ghosts in my blood it's the only cure
My ex is letting me get me basil back but i need to get him food My Uber will be 30 and the dog food is 17 so I'll need 45$ please help
Yeah mines weeb shit but it's cool weeb shit
You'll never quess
I need 30$ to get basil back from my ex. I need 30$ for an Uber pets ride but I'm scompletely Broke My PayPal is jamiehexjorg@protonmail.com and my Venmo is slimecore420 please help me bring my pup home