Vacuums suck

Goodbye

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Rocket league

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Yeah, the ld50 for gasoline is 5000 mg/kg, not 14,000 which is the limit for acute toxicity. This whole chart is shit.

Considering the stories about tithing, and Jesus saying that it’s “easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven” I think that’s exact what Christianity says.

The left has lost their minds! One year olds should carry their pregnancies to term, think about the children!!

"As a human being, one has been endowed with just enough intelligence to be able to see clearly how utterly inadequate that intelligence is when confronted with what exists." - Albert Einstein

Taking a screen shot with your eyes

And that’s bad? I’m confused

Encourage us before a performance?

That is so much time and money for nudes and a few hook ups.

I do this and just hope that a fully formed thought pops out of my subconscious. Crazy thing is… it works.

They have to be their party functions on cognitive dissonance. You can’t be a hardcore republican and face reality on its own terms.

Far too generous a comparison for Addison

Yeah I feel like step mom just likes Schitt’s Creek

We are living in the worst timeline

Literally doing this right now

“Basic economics still works, more at 11”

Only count as 3/5ths of a corporation

Picks cat up for non disciplinary hug

Cat panics and scratches the shit out of you

How dare you speak that name to me

And that we shouldn’t make the comparison because of that. Maybe you should read my comment again.

People should freak out. If Israel succeeds in eradicating Palestine that will by definition be a holocaust. When you do the exact same things, you get compared.

Same, in high school I did a last minute science fair project and got 3rd place in LA county

Feed me Seymour

Not to mention there was a similar expression in use at the time in the east using an elephant. The verse is pretty unambiguous.

Ahh volcanoes the most dangerous kind of canoes

The original head glitch

The U.S. won’t even let other countries vote for socialism, you think they’re gonna let it happen here?

It must be there’s no way this is real.

Oh dip, nice username

And then realized that hitler was actually a pretty good guy, the best guy, not better than me, but really great. The whole thing was a hoax though, a witch hunt, blah blah, A lot of really good people on both sides, blah blah, poisoning the blood of our country, blah blah Jewish space lasers.

Yeah it’s a bit less than subtle now

The Old Testament only applies when it’s convenient

The “non come to the father except through me” and the “depart from me I never knew you” verses seems to contradict this

Mentally unstable is a part of his charm for them

Happened to me last week, my condolences