treechicken 5 months ago • 85%
Not really a language you would write in but WebAssembly. I have this dream of a single WASM runtime environment across web, desktop, mobile with devs writing apps once, compiling them down to WASM, distributing them over the Internet, and users running them on any platform they like.
treechicken 5 months ago • 100%
VSCode with Go language support: removes unused variable on save "Fixed that compilation bug for ya, boss"
treechicken 5 months ago • 96%
A training montage set to music? (I'm forcing myself to not Google this first)
treechicken 5 months ago • 100%
Reminded me of this: https://youtu.be/PsWj_RKbkxU?t=275
treechicken 5 months ago • 100%
SaaS vendor about to be DoS'd: "(chuckles) I'm in danger"
treechicken 5 months ago • 100%
Sue Yoo, attorney at law
treechicken 5 months ago • 100%
Not every Corner Bakery is, in fact, located at a corner
treechicken 5 months ago • 100%
Aliens.
treechicken 5 months ago • 100%
"Hi team, customers observing BigCannon is missing enemy about 90% of time since latest update. Red faction reported issue 4pm ET today and opposing Blue faction was able to re-pro. Can we get all hands on deck to deep dive and push a fix by midnight so both sides can start reliably shooting at each other again before tomorrow morning? Thanks"
treechicken 5 months ago • 100%
Oh jeez I completely forgot about the pan flute. I'm pretty sure my DS mic was broken so those were all torture :,(
treechicken 5 months ago • 100%
I really liked Spirit Tracks.
Train gameplay was actually enjoyable for me (especially the way it got used in one of the end game fights was so cool). It was also nice that Zelda was an actual part of the game and helped solve puzzles instead of some princess locked away in a castle.
I played Phantom Hourglass much later and Spirit Tracks honestly just felt much more polished and fun.
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
Started on the tower defense part of my visual novel. The idea is to keep cells healthy by writing policies that determine which molecules can enter a cell. It's extremely bare bones rn :')
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
I liked being 16. Mature enough to design grand plans. Naive enough to actually try them.
Plus the greatest adversary I face for the rest of my life would just be standardized testing :P
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
I really hope so. Last code I reviewed was full of !! and companion objects trying to emulate Java static instead of top-level consts. Even I'm still trying to figure out what idiomatic Kotlin looks like. We got a ways to go...
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
The interoperability is both a blessing and a curse imo since it let us half-ass the integration by leaving a bunch of Java code unconverted. I could start refactoring everything but then my team would stop reviewing my PRs due to the diff size (and then my manager would eventually find out that I've been using up work time doing this instead of shipping features during crunch week).
I really much prefer Kotlin to Java. I just wish my team had actually had a commitment to it instead of just sorta using it with no migration plan.
treechicken 6 months ago • 89%
This is literally how this all started for us lol. Senior wanted to try to migrate everything to Kotlin in our project. Migration never finished. Now one of our major repos is just half Kotlin half Java. Devs on our team learn Kotlin by unexpectedly encountering it when they need to touch that code.
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
;;;;)
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13859495 > Based on this painting: https://artuk.org/discover/artworks/fried-eggs-230434 > > (I tried lines this time)
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
I hope not. I'm pretty sure me and my coworkers would be at each others' throats if it were not for some form of typed JS holding our Frankenstein codebase together.
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
The folks over at !lightnovels@ani.social have been weighing books all day which has been fun :P
Based on this Utagawa print I saw floating around a while back: https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/73459 Notes: * I couldn't draw the hat properly so now it's a helmet I guess :/ * Perspective hard * Light hard * French hard
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
B I R D S
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
Oh wait you're talking about torrents...
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
I always love passing over the river on the yellow line
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
Back in middle school I wore a Woodstock shirt to school and one of my classmates came up to me and was just like, "Oh man I love Woodstock". I literally had no idea Woodstock was even a thing (I thought it was just some random words on a graphic tee). Wanted so badly to just tell him that I only got it because I thought the bird on the guitar looked cool but ended up getting tongue tied :,)
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
Congrats! Game looks really cool! Best of luck
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
Stability gives way to chaos which gives way to stability once again. While the state of a two-body system can be modeled via simple closed form equations, the mere introduction of a third body turns that which was once predictable into a chaotic mess whose behavior utterly escapes human understanding.
These were the thoughts racing through Dr. Wang's mind as he prepared to enter his first VR threesome. That and why he had agreed to any of this at all in the first place.
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
changhsumath
I remember I clicked into one of his videos from the homepage out of sheer curiosity and ended up getting super distracted trying to solve the take-home exercise at the end
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
...and then there's Go who just won't let you compile at all
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
"Dr. Prof. Mann, I really didn't understand anything about UNIX on that last midterm. Can we go over how to touch
and finger
after class?"
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
I deduce these two sets must be the same then?
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
Close! MD
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
Looking at my phone, I verbally asked myself, "Where's my phone??"
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
Me of course. I mean I already got famous for being me so clearly I would be a good fit for the role.
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
It's obviously:
Traceback (most recent call last): File "./main.py", line 2, in <module> AttributeError: 'str' object has no attribute 'length'
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
I got kinda obsessed with a security policy engine last year and am trying to build a visual novel around it.
The story is supposed to take place in the near future where advancements in medicine and technology have created an implant that allows humans to program their cells' semipermeable membranes via software using this engine's policy language. The implant has the promise of preventing all disease since the right policy can regulate what enters your cells. However, in reality, many people suffer side-effects due to having implants with poorly-programmed policies. You play as a tuner who needs to save ailing patients by fixing their implants' buggy policies.
I'm thinking of making something similar to Trauma Center where there will be these real-time policy tuning games interwoven with sections of VN plot. Of course it's all ideas and prototypes rn. Nothing ready to show :P
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
I don't think I would want to be part of the creation process but another Zero Escape or Somnium Files game
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
In no particular order:
- VR arcades
- Laser tag
- Art exhibitions
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
I am now undistracted and back to slowly trudging through Romance of the Three Kingdoms. I'm about 80% of the way through. Everyone's dead and Kong Ming's just captured and released some dude like 7 times.
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
Building and running a multiplayer game on one might be cool. Websocket is nice for making simpler real-time games for the browser. Godot also has multiplayer networking support but I've never tried it before.
You do have to open up the Pi to the public Internet though to get any people to play. I use Tailscale Funnel but there are probably also other tunneling solutions
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
Not the red ones but I like yellow dragon fruit
treechicken 6 months ago • 100%
Lurked on reddit for years before quitting altogether bc the mobile app was hostile and web was basically gated off. Then was exclusively read-only on Hacker News and Lobsters for a while until I realized I didn't want to think about only tech all day and now I am here.
I think the nice thing about Lemmy for me is the size. It feels active enough that it's not dead but not so big that I feel compelled to just stand and watch on the sidelines.
My team has this one shared component that gets involved in like every feature's development. This year, we're loading like 5 different features onto it, all with different timelines, and my head's about to explode trying to figure out how to make it all fly. How does everyone else do their software releases? Do you freeze prod and then do one big release later? Throw everything into prod during dev, hope no one sees the unreleased stuff, and just announce it later? Or something else entirely?
Background+rant: I'm in my early to mid-20s and still living at home with my dad. I'm not a NEET and am employed at a normal office job. I enjoy the comfort of my home. I like being with family (and I believe they feel blessed to have their kid at home longer). I like not having to pay rent. However, I also keep feeling some nagging pressure to "grow up and leave the nest". Everything in my mind tells me that moving out is irrational. I would lose 1/3rd of my income to rent, go through a bunch of logistical hoops to find a new place, lose the last few moments I have with my family, just so I can prove to nobody that I'm independent, maybe discover new things, and also probably get in on some of that loneliness action that the rest of my generation is going through. Yet, the pressure is still there. No one looks down on me for it, but I feel a bit embarrassed to tell people I'm living at home, like I'm admitting failure or incompetency. My friends will occasionally ask when I'm planning on moving out and the question just lingers longer than it should in my head. I compare myself to my parents and grandparents and can't help but feel like a child compared to the people they were when they were at my age. Obviously quite conflicted on this, so I'm interested in seeing what others have to say.
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