Why the meta logo?

Use a bird lady as logo!

Klassiek gevalletje van Rage Quitting!

Can bribe a toddler with a box of OJ.

Ik was al op vakantie tijdens mijn diploma uitreiking. Niks aan gemist.

Engineer: "If speed == slow, do nose down"

QA engineer: "But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?"

Engineer: "Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch"

QA engineer: "You're absolutely correct, ENJOY!"

Het wordt pas opgemerkt op het moment dat een bank eraan te pas komt. 20k onderhands kun je zo wegpoetsen, alleen de route naar de bank is ingewikkelder. Daardoor blijft er meer in het zwarte circuit hangen.

Dus er zal veel meer zwart worden gedaan.

After nuclear accidents, you get to make anime without shame.

His brain is connected to the feet's internet. Must be some deprived shit on there over the millenia.

✨iNtErNaL PoInTeR VaRiAbLe✨

The cartel will start lobbying, because of loosing their biggest outlet.

Een studentenkamer is niet echt een plek voor een baby.

The MCAS system is now so robust it only wants to go up..

It becomes a repatriation.

2 more than the Total Recall lady.

I did the same, but they were not impressed by my Obedience extreme sex bench 5000 with restraint straps. I even told them the sturdy bench is made of durable, heavy-duty steel, capable of supporting up to 400 pounds of weight.

smh.

The horse his name is Jim

Can we just first have Scotland back in? Just to fuck with England.

I'm guessing the Indian outsource companies are rubbing their hands now.

With this pace it will be the central desert.

"Vibrator my boy, can you come in and help this lovely lady?"

Bit of 7th Element by Vitas in that Chocolate Starfish.

Get a breath of that fart box.

They used a vibrator because they did not want to get tired.

Not a fan of Neil, but this is a really respectful way in into teaching someone how scientific studies work.

I buy them with stretch denim. When I'm fat they fit and whem I'm fit they fit.

I'm now topping up for my winter fat cycle.

She holds a grudge against greedy corporations. I think her motivations are not driven by money, like most of them.

As an adolescent boy, I did not really mind the choice.

"Do be a dear and remove yourself from my presence"

It's sort of guaranteed nest egg.

I mean it's just a browser. Bit of fiddling with the saved password and your go to go again to never look back. If they value their users they will improve again like Firefox did in the background over years.

I only hope a good search engine will appear again. I don't like the alternatives.

If you thought the national deficit could not get worse..

It would be a damn fun ride on the way down though!

I was on holiday in the US and saw that thing in the distance while driving. I drove to it. And when I saw it was just a simpel store, I thought to myself: "only in the fucking USA 🦅🦅 yee-haw!!"

Dotanium or donotanium there is no trytanium!

Streets ahead!

sigh... unzips

Op werk ga ik eigenlijk nog amper sociale relaties aan. Geen schuine grappen, geen opmerkingen over iemands uiterlijk, geen gesprek over religie, geen grapjes over "dat is gay" en geen politiek.

Als ik denk dat iemand er goed gekleed uitziet zeg ik er niets van.

Met vrienden onderling is het prima en kun je nog eens grapjes maken, maar daarbuiten of op sociale media hou ik me alleen nog maar aan de vlakte.

1 down 2 to go.

Tizen in the corner: "Pick me, pick me 🥺"

A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.

The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.