fubo 7 hours ago • 100%
Gas stations for selling those crack pipes which facilitate drug use.
Hey, those paper roses make really cute gifts for your crackhead sweetie.
fubo 14 hours ago • 100%
In the future, all Windows apps will be part of Windows App.
fubo 14 hours ago • 100%
I sure wouldn't want to be in the rope business.
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fubo 4 days ago • 100%
There's a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
fubo 1 week ago • 100%
- Margaret "Peg" M. Harder
- Joy S. Cummings
- Mona Little
fubo 1 week ago • 87%
I think Odyssey is a pretty cool guy. Eh trojans hores and doesnt afraid of anything.
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Fun fact: While mudita is Pali for "vicarious joy", it's also Spanish for "little mute girl".
fubo 2 weeks ago • 100%
Three knights can ride it; tri-sir-atop.
fubo 2 weeks ago • 100%
You don't kill zombies; a zombie is already dead. You wait for or reap zombies. (A zombie process is just a process table entry with its exit status; it goes away once the parent process has read that exit status.)
fubo 2 weeks ago • 95%
If your kids' school laptops are surveilled, they're surveilled by someone. Let's call that someone Joe. Joe is a person who took a low-paying job that lets him surveil your kids. Joe likes his job, because he gets to surveil your kids. He gets to turn on the camera and look in your kids' room. He gets to read the chat messages your kids send to their classmates.
Your kids would be better off without Joe in their lives. Joe is not a source of security. Joe is not protecting your kids; Joe is a threat to them.
fubo 2 weeks ago • 100%
The fash explicitly claim the right to break laws in partisan interest. It's that simple.
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I'm gonna smoke me a Mary J. Wana
Y'all ain't can stop me, I'm totally gonna
Bake me a stoned like a sunny iguana
I'm gonna smoke me a Mary J. Wana
I'm gonna hash pipe to high me my head
Mellow my jello from born until dead
Teq' me no 'quila, no pills blue and red
I'm gonna hash pipe to high me my head
I'm gonna weed me some grassical pots
Look you my dime bag 'cause that's what I gots
Ain't gonna shoot me no heroin shots
Just gonna weed me some grassical pots
fubo 2 weeks ago • 100%
Pot, weed, grass, ganja, herb, trees, green, chronic, reefer, doobage, dagga, dank, tea, ...
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It's from a political cartoon depicting a corrupt districting plan as a salamander.
fubo 3 weeks ago • 92%
“A story shared by Jack Dorsey, the founder of Twitter, uncovered that the current leaders of Signal, an allegedly ‘secure’ messaging app, are activists used by the US state department for regime change abroad,” Durov wrote on his own Telegram channel.
In fact, the folks running Signal — notably Moxie Marlinspike and Meredith Whittaker — have a long history of effective security & privacy activism. Whittaker was one of the organizers of the Google Walkouts, one of the more effective pieces of tech worker activism in recent history. And Moxie has bumped heads with the US intelligence community more than once, and famously with the Saudis too.
fubo 3 weeks ago • 100%
Regulating a money scam that uses art as a token isn't regulating art, it's regulating money scams.
fubo 3 weeks ago • 100%
Yeah, spoken "lol" in place of saying "that's funny" or, y'know, actually laughing.
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"Lol"
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Broken link
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What does a network engineer bring on a hiking trip in the woods? Water, snacks, extra sunscreen, a first aid kit, bug repellent, bear spray ... and a folding shovel and a piece of fiber-optic cable.
(What's the fiber for?)
Well, if you get lost in the woods or need to be rescued, you take the shovel, dig a trench, put the fiber in it, bury it ... and within an hour, someone with a backhoe will show up to tear it up. Then you can just follow the backhoe tracks back to civilization.
fubo 4 weeks ago • 80%
I suspect some cats know that if they eat only some of the mice, there will be more mouse babies before too long.
fubo 4 weeks ago • 100%
- directions from here to dinnertime
- cracked passwords for refrigerator
- toilet lid cheat code
- world record for most sparkly toys stashed under an oven
- cheese delivery
- helpless baby bird delivery
- hot single tomcats in your area
fubo 4 weeks ago • 97%
Do the Americans hate certain Hollywoods?
fubo 1 month ago • 100%
Making fun of people for admitting they don't know things.
fubo 1 month ago • 80%
Sure, please do go ahead and protest. But if you live in a swing state and you fail to show up to vote for Harris, you are a material supporter of Trump's proposed fascist revolution. And that makes you a supporter of whatever Trump wants to do to Palestinians. Go look up what that is, will ya?
fubo 1 month ago • 100%
Earth's Mightiest Herpes.
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So turn yourself in already.
fubo 1 month ago • 99%
Real Men™ don't vote for rapists.
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Vocals: **Opie Narcs** Guitar: **Laddo Narcs** Bass: **Harry Narcs** Keyboards: **Fento Narcs** Drums: **Carl Narcs** ::: spoiler Explaining the joke The band members are named for narcotics. Opium, laudanum, heroin, fentanyl, carfentanil. Don't do 'em, kids! :::
> Similar to the previous campaign TAG reported on, North Korean threat actors used social media sites like X (formerly Twitter) to build rapport with their targets. In one case, they carried on a months-long conversation, attempting to collaborate with a security researcher on topics of mutual interest. After initial contact via X, they moved to an encrypted messaging app such as Signal, WhatsApp or Wire. Once a relationship was developed with a targeted researcher, the threat actors sent a malicious file that contained at least one 0-day in a popular software package. [...] > In addition to targeting researchers with 0-day exploits, the threat actors also developed a standalone Windows tool that has the stated goal of 'download debugging symbols from Microsoft, Google, Mozilla and Citrix symbol servers for reverse engineers.' The source code for this tool was first published on GitHub on September 30, 2022, with several updates being released since. On the surface, this tool appears to be a useful utility for quickly and easily downloading symbol information from a number of different sources. Symbols provide additional information about a binary that can be helpful when debugging software issues or while conducting vulnerability research. > > But the tool also has the ability to download and execute arbitrary code from an attacker-controlled domain. If you have downloaded or run this tool, TAG recommends taking precautions to ensure your system is in a known clean state, likely requiring a reinstall of the operating system. [...] > As part of our efforts to combat serious threat actors, TAG uses the results of our research to improve the safety and security of Google’s products. Upon discovery, all identified websites and domains are added to Safe Browsing to protect users from further exploitation. TAG also sends all targeted Gmail and Workspace users government-backed attacker alerts notifying them of the activity and encourages potential targets to enable Enhanced Safe Browsing for Chrome and ensure that all devices are updated.
Some folks in my area grow this plant. It seems really dangerous. *Brugmansia* produces anticholinergic toxins that can cause permanent neurological damage. It's closely related to the *Datura* genus, also known as jimsonweed, devil's snare, or loco weed. It's kinda pretty, but it baffles me that it's so popular as a front-yard ornamental plant. If your child or dog eats a flower from this plant, they will probably have a bad trip that they may never recover from. So why grow it? Are you sure nobody you care about will ever stick it in their mouth? No trolling. This actually baffles me.
First up, here are some things you can expect: * a new type of token (at least done as a cohesive theme) * a card that can activate to copy enchantments * Adventures on a new permanent type * an artifact that has two different artifact subtypes normally associated with artifact tokens * a creature type from Alpha gets a draft archetype * fairy tale Sagas * multiple legendary Foods * a new card with a lobotomy effect * a creature with two triggers, one for artifacts entering the battlefield and one for enchantments * a new mechanic that batches together three items that have been in the game since Alpha but never batched before Next, here are some rules text that will be showing up on cards: * “If a permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.” * “Look at the top twenty cards of your library.” * “it produces three times as much of that mana instead.” * “Sacrifice all Reflections you control.” * “Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with CARDNAME.” * “have base power and toughness 4/4 and flying.” * “exile up to one other non-Fox creature” * “Land creatures you control” * “Whenever you tap an untapped creature an opponent controls,” * “X is 2 plus the number of cards in your graveyard that are instant cards, sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.” Here are some creature type lines from the set: * Creature – Mouse * Creature – Rabbit Unicorn * Creature – Faerie Shapeshifter * Creature – Elf Fox Knight * Creature – Giant Archer * Creature – Plant Wurm * Creature – Elemental Raccoon * Legendary Creature – Rat Noble * Legendary Creature – Vedalken Scout * Legendary Creature – Human Warlock Bard Finally, here are some names in the set: * Candy Grapple * Charming Scoundrel * Food Fight * Protective Parents * Scream Puff * Stroke of Midnight * A Tale for the Ages * Three Blind Mice * Three Bowls of Porridge * Up the Beanstalk
Just now, loading the page https://lemmy.world, I saw a different user's main page. The page loaded in light mode (I use dark) with the username of /u/froodloop in the top right. Then a moment later, it refreshed into my expected main page with my username in top right. This went past too quickly to get a screenshot, but it was reminiscent of some of the bugs that were happening in the old websocket code.
[Here's one from almost a year ago that is still live today.](https://feedback.wizards.com/forums/918667-mtg-arena-bugs-product-suggestions/suggestions/45472951-bug-muldrotha-evoke-doesn-t-count-as-creature-ca) If you have [[Muldrotha]] out, you should be able to cast a creature from your graveyard *once per turn.* But if you have a creature with Evoke in your graveyard — such as [[Mulldrifter]] — Arena allows you to repeatedly cast it for its Evoke cost. This shouldn't be allowed, since Evoke doesn't change the timing of when you're allowed to cast a spell.
Can a real flag have two different sides?
I'm starting to notice spam accounts here — accounts that do nothing but post and crosspost links to low-quality or promotional websites. My inclination is to simply downvote and report each spam post, but this maybe generates a lot of mod queue activity for community moderators. And when an account is used for nothing but spam, presumably that would be better handled by admins banning the account than by each community moderator needing to respond individually to each spam post. And maybe by the time mods or admins get around to looking at the reports, they've already noticed the spam and responded to it directly. So — if you're a community moderator or an instance admin, what are your preferences for receiving reports of spam accounts? Is it worth it *to you* to get reports of spam posts, or messages pointing out a spammer account, or would you prefer that we just downvote, block, and move on?
Why YSK: Getting along in a new social environment is easier if you understand the role you've been invited into. ---- It has been said that "if you're not paying for the service, you're not the customer, you're **the product**." It has also been said that "**the customer** is always right". Right here and now, you're neither **the customer** nor **the product**. You're a person interacting with a website, alongside a lot of other people. You're using a service that you aren't being charged for; but that service isn't part of a scheme to profit off of your creativity or interests, either. Rather, you're participating in a social activity, hosted by a group of awesome people. You've probably interacted with other nonprofit Internet services in the past. Wikipedia is a standard example: it's one of the most popular websites in the world, but it's not operated for profit: the servers are paid-for by a US nonprofit corporation that takes donations, and almost all of the actual work is volunteer. You might have noticed that Wikipedia consistently puts out high-quality information about all sorts of things. It has community drama and disputes, but those problems don't imperil the service itself. The folks who run public Lemmy instances have invited us to use their stuff. They're not business people trying to make a profit off of your activity, but they're also not business people trying to sell you a thing. This is, so far, a volunteer effort: lots of people pulling together to make this thing happen. Treat them well. Treat the service well. Do awesome things.
Just now on Arena I was playing against a [[Sauron, the Dark Lord]] Historic Brawl deck. I realized that I had lethal, but played the last 1-mana creature in my hand before attacking. I then realized that I'd just played [[Delighted Halfling]]. Before beating Sauron.
Ghee, or Indian-style clarified butter, is butter that's been simmered and the milk solids (proteins and sugars) skimmed off. This leaves a clear yellow oil that doesn't smoke when it's heated and doesn't go rancid quickly, but has a distinct toasty butter flavor. Popcorn fans often want a buttery flavor, but plain butter is a bad choice for popping popcorn in a pot, because the proteins and sugars smoke and burn around the same temperature where it's hot enough to pop the kernels. Vegetable oil is either flavorless or faintly bitter, and some high-temperature vegetable oils tend to start polymerizing (i.e. becoming plastic) when heated in small amounts. This is also not good for popcorn. Good-quality popcorn popped in ghee reliably produces lots of ["butterfly" popcorn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popcorn#/media/File:Mushroom_and_butterfly_popcorn.jpg) with few unpopped "duds" and no scorched kernels or batches ruined by smoke. Try it! I'm sure not going back to canola oil.
Many "news" sites on the Web are really just private link-aggregators with extra ads. They don't do original reporting; they just link to and summarize an article that someone else wrote, while surrounding it with extra ads. For example, most news articles that appear on [Boing Boing](https://boingboing.net/) and similar sites are really just links to an article published elsewhere, which was written by an actual reporter for an actual news service. The reporter's article may be one or two links away from the aggregator's page, as news services sometimes also link to other news services. What the link aggregator adds is ... ads. Lots of them, usually poor-quality ones. And nobody needs another dose of Outbrain or Taboola. Example: [Boing Boing post](https://boingboing.net/2023/06/21/mdma-dose-alters-white-supremacists-radical-beliefs.html) — [Original article at the BBC](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20230614-how-a-dose-of-mdma-transformed-a-white-supremacist). A reader who's interested in the subject of the article is going to want to get to the actual source, not just the link-aggregator page. So it's usually better for the poster here to post the original article, not the link-aggregator page.
There's a more featureful Magic community (actually several) hosted on `mtgzone.com`. They have a card fetcher bot and everything. [Go visit them!](/c/mtg@mtgzone.com)
::: spoiler spoiler Because they're ear-ier. :::
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I created this to see if folks are interested in migrating from Reddit's /r/MagicTCG. I'll gladly turn over moderation to people more organized than myself.